Chapter 130

Lu Yuanhang and Lezi were still talking about cross talk on the stage. In the private room on the second floor, Dong Yan was looking at the two people on the stage downstairs with a smile.

Lu Yuanhang's current typhoon has become as stable as a mountain. He is countless times stronger than when he first started performing cross talk. Although he is far from the master of the first generation, in the younger generation, apart from having fun, he can still compete with him. Others can only

I can look at the ocean and sigh with joy.

The eloquent Lu Yuanhang seemed to have become a wall in Dong Yan's heart. She was enclosed in the wall and couldn't get out. Of course, she didn't want to get out either. This wall protected her from the wind and rain and was as warm as caring.

But now only Lu Yuanhang and Lezi know that from the moment they took the stage to now, they have never followed the original script and the whole audience has been hung up.

But the effect is still not bad, because this is a small theater, and small theater means that you can say whatever you want that is not allowed on TV.

"Don't tell me so much!" Lu Yuanhang distanced himself from Lezi with a look of disgust on his face, preparing to carry another baggage.

When Lezi saw that Lu Yuanhang was really willing to go all out and insist on talking casually to the whole audience, his stubbornness also came out. If you want to fight, I will fight!

All Lezi's attention was focused on Lu Yuanhang.

I raised my head and started a very different style from usual.

Lezi raised his head slightly, his eyes locked on Lu Yuanhang, but there was a helpless expression on his face: "Then I won't say anything."

Lu Yuanhang felt a little happy when he saw Lezi's energy coming out. He had worked with Lezi for so long, and Lu Yuanhang knew the effect of Lezi's state. As long as Lezi showed this state and stared at him,

Then no matter what you say, the fun will always come back to you!

Lu Yuanhang smiled coldly and began to say to the audience: "It's best if you don't speak! I must tell you the things you did before that made people think you are a dog!"

The fun state has reached its peak, and Lu Yuanhang should know how to respond even if he twitches the corners of his mouth.

Lezi spread his hands slightly, with a careless smile on his face, and a hint of curiosity: "Then tell me, what have I done?"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the audience below and rolled up his sleeves, but his face was slightly frightened: "Say it first, without being impatient!"

Lezi looked impatient: "Hurry up and tell me!"

Lu Yuanhang was still worried and interacted with the audience below: "Friends! If he comes up to hit me later, you have to help me stop him!"

The audience in the audience had been watching the excitement. When Lu Yuanhang asked this question, they all did not think it was a big deal and all said: "Just say it!"

"Tell me what you say! If he dares to take action, I will definitely go up and help you stop him!" Especially that female hero, promised Lu Yuanhang with a wicked smile.

Lu Yuanhang then covered his little heart: "Then I said it!"

Lezi was already impatient: "Hurry up and say it!"

At this time, Lu Yuanhang pointed at Lezi with a look of sadness and anger: "I have to tell everyone carefully, this Xiao Qiaoqi..."

Lezi glanced at him: "Tell me! Why are you still stuttering?"

The audience also watched Lu Yuanhang with curiosity.

Lu Yuanhang said with grief, anger and grievance: "He won't pay you after the prostitution!"

At this point, the audience looked at Lu Yuanhang with bewildered expressions and did not laugh.

They were all speechless as they watched Lu Yuanhang's embarrassing performance.

So embarrassing.

This part is considered a failure.

But who is Lezi?

I saw Lezi looking at Lu Yuanhang with a sneer on his face: "What's wrong? So wronged? Did I prostitute a relative of yours?"

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter and everyone laughed.

Many viewers laughed so much that they spit out the tea they just drank!

I always look like I'm in trouble when I see Lezi, but this is the first time I see Lezi with such a strong desire to attack!

Lu Yuanhang just wants to give Lezi a thumbs up now, he's so awesome, isn't he?

Having such a compliment is a blessing earned in this life.

But Lu Yuanhang reacted very quickly, with an angry look on his face: "Your relatives! Your relatives!"

Lezi looked puzzled: "Then how do you know so clearly? Who told you if no one in the family did this?"

Lu Yuanhang continued angrily: "Let me tell you, the red light is now all because you don't pay, and it's written on the door of every store!"

Lezi was puzzled: "What's the matter? What did you write?"

Lu Yuanhang sneered, pointing his fingers along the air from top to bottom, and said righteously: "Xiao Xiaole and dogs are not allowed inside!"

As soon as these words came out, the most bold and bold girl in the audience immediately applauded, leading the entire audience to applaud.

Wait until the applause slowly fades.

Lezi glared directly: "You are so cruel!"

Lu Yuanhang pointed at the music and took a sip: "You deserve it! I asked you not to pay me!"

Lezi waved his hands quickly: "No, there is absolutely no such thing!"

Lu Yuanhang laughed, and did not continue to argue with Lezi, but said to the audience: "Everyone, since we stopped him from entering the red light district in the capital, guess what? Good guy, you just didn't stop him!"

Lezi wondered: "Can this continue?"

Lu Yuanhang glanced at him, imitating the appearance of having fun, pinched his waist, and looked at the closed red light district with disdain: "Do you think you can stop me by not letting me in? Haha, you are naive!"

Lezi asked doubtfully: "What should we do?"

Lu Yuanhang smirked and stretched out his hand, rolled it up and floated it up and down: "I can do it by myself!"

Lezi quickly stopped Lu Yuanhang and pulled him back: "Fuck you! No! What an unlucky thing!"

This action, accompanied by this expression and this sentence, were said in front of a large audience, and the effect achieved was simply thunderous.

All the audience members, regardless of gender, laughed like pigs.

Half of the audience extended their middle fingers: "Uu~~"

Dong Yan on the second floor didn't care whether Lu Yuanhang looked at him or not, he just stared and spat.

Wait until the audience's laughter gradually subsides.

Lu Yuanhang asked Lezi: "No?"

Lezi stared: "You are purely slandering, no!"

"No manual?"

"Definitely not!"

Lu Yuanhang rolled up his sleeves and smiled suddenly: "Then I have wronged you. You really don't have any control?"

The audience laughed again.

Lezi held his forehead, then glared: "Stop worrying about this, let's go on!"

Lu Yuanhang was puzzled: "Go on?"

Lezi nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

Then the air became quiet.

Lu Yuanhang slightly distanced himself from Lezi so that the audience could see his movements clearly.

He stared at Lezi's crotch with a strange look on his face: "Are you sure you want to continue?"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Dong Yan also raised his eyebrows. He really couldn't regard the shameless bastard below as his boyfriend.

Lezi quickly covered his crotch: "Go! Are you here to cause trouble today?"

Lu Yuanhang was ready to continue teasing: "Aren't you..."

Lezi glared and picked up the folding fan on the table, ready to fight.

Lu Yuanhang looked serious: "Okay, let's continue talking!"

Lezi said happily: "I'm afraid of getting beaten!"

The audience laughed again.

Lu Yuanhang smiled and said to the audience: "Let's continue from the above. Xiao Xiaole is not allowed to enter the red light district. Guess how he solved it in the end?"

The audience was all ears listening

Lezi also asked: "Tell me!"

I saw Lu Yuanhang's expression slowly turning into panic, and then slowly becoming aggrieved. Tears almost fell out. He wiped his tears and said:

"Later, woo hoo, he ended up living in the same room with me."

"Pfft~~" This was the sound of several spectators spitting tea.

"Hahahahahahaha" is the sound of most of the audience holding their stomachs and laughing.

"Oh~~~~" This is the voice of the remaining audience members who raised their middle fingers in disgust.
To be continued...