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Chapter 206 The Mountain Man of the Yellow Crane Tower sends the lord.(1/3)

Lu Yuanhang reached out and started to unbutton Lezi's clothes: "Then, do it."

The audience booed again

Lezi pushed Lu Yuanhang away in disgust: "You stay away from me. Why are you so quick?"

After being pushed away, Lu Yuanhang started to button up his buttons in embarrassment, saying, "Let's negotiate the price later!"

When the audience heard Lu Yuanhang talking about the price, they all started shouting: "More money!"

Lu Yuanhang smiled while buttoning his buttons and looking at the audience: "Would you like to add more money?"

The audience shouted again: "More money!"

Lu Yuanhang rolled his eyes and said to the audience: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, add more money to us, we, Deyun Club, Deyun Club, do art without selling it, sell yourself without doing art, we..."

He didn't even say anything, and the audience laughed again.

Lezi also interrupted him directly and joked: "What are you selling? What is this?"

Lu Yuanhang didn't answer, indicating that the hang-up was over, "What's wrong?"

Lezi quickly said: "Singing in plain clothes means that I don't have to wear anything anymore!"

Lu Yuanhang was confused: "What's going on?"

Lezi explained: "Don't wear the head!"

Lu Yuanhang suddenly realized, pointing to his coat: "This is what I'm wearing??"

Lezi nodded: "That's right!"

Lu Yuanhang continued to nod, then turned to watch the fun: "That's what I have to give you!"

Lezi was confused: "How can you pay back the order?"

Lu Yuanhang pointed at himself: "I'm the protagonist, right? I have to dress up to distinguish the primary and secondary roles!"

Lezi slapped his head: "Yes!"

Lu Yuanhang thought about it, then pointed to the handkerchief on the table behind him: "I'll take this and wrap my head, okay?"

Lezi nodded: "Hey, yes, you can pack a pack."

Lu Yuanhang ran directly to the table and started tinkering with the handkerchief: "You talk first!"

Lezi stood in front: "Okay!"

Here Lu Yuanhang started tinkering.

Lezi looked at the audience and continued: "Unexpectedly, I have been partnering with him for many years. He used to be an opera singer and even sang Peking Opera..."

The audience's eyes were always on Lu Yuanhang.

Now Lu Yuanhang put his handkerchief on the table, kowtowed his head on the handkerchief, bent over and tied the handkerchief behind his head with both hands.

The audience laughed again.

Regardless of having fun, he said, "I'm here in Shanghai today, and I'll sing a play for you. By the way, we're lively and lively, and people don't look good. You can watch after we finish!"

At this time, Lu Yuanhang, with his white handkerchief wrapped around his head, turned sharply to face the audience.

Seeing his appearance, the audience couldn't help laughing.

Lezi was shocked: "A white scarf on your head? You are so kind, but your family is unfortunate!"

Lu Yuanhang rolled his eyes at him and said, "Is it true that your family is unlucky?"

Lezi said speechlessly: "Then what are you doing?"

Lu Yuanhang faced the audience, pointed to the handkerchief wrapped on his head and said, "What is this? This is Zhuge Liang's Bagua square scarf!"

Lexi was impatient: "Okay, okay, have you finished the order?"

Lu Yuanhang blinked again, nodded and said: "The order is over."

Lezi touched his chin and said, "Let me tell you a few words."

Lu Yuanhang asked: "What's going on?"

Lezi said seriously: "There are no gongs, drums or scriptures in the civil and military fields."

Lu Yuanhang waved his hand directly: "Nothing? Then we can't sing!"

Lezi pointed to his mouth: "Learn with your mouth, learn all the gongs and drums with your mouth!"

Lu Yuanhang slapped his forehead: "Oh? Learn with your mouth?"

Lezi rolled his eyes: "Don't worry about so much, just sing it with your mouth and that's it!"

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Okay!"

Lezi began to say seriously: "Shall we go backstage?"

This backstage refers to the table that was moved just now. When learning opera singing in cross talk, the table in front of Peng Nie is moved behind him to serve as the backstage for the opera.

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Go backstage."

Lezi and Lu Yuanhang each had their own props. Lu Yuanhang used a handkerchief to wrap his head. Lezi could only use a fan. Regardless of whether it was useful or not, he used his hand as a facade. He said to Lu Yuanhang: "Let's get started!"

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Okay!"

Lezi said to Lu Yuanhang: "You beat him."

The meaning of beating a guy is the percussion instrument in opera, used as accompaniment. When learning to sing in cross talk, you have to use your mouth to learn the voice of the guy. One person uses his mouth to learn to hit the guy, and the other person sings the opera. The opera singer should finish singing this sentence.

When changing people, his voice immediately changed from singing to beating the guy, and the other guy who just hit the guy started singing.

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "Okay, I'll hit him."

Lezi said: "You hit this guy!"

Lu Yuanhang smiled and said, "Okay, I'll hit him."

The two came to the "backstage", and Liu Bei, played by Lezi, appeared first.

Liang Lezi put on his posture, glared, and shouted playfully: "Wonton! Wonton!~"

Lu Yuanhang shouted in the "backstage": "Hit the guy!"

Everyone was happy.

Lu Yuanhang continued to shout: "Hit the guy, hey, hey, hit the guy!!"

The audience all laughed like crazy.

Lezi was angry and pulled Lu Yuanhang over: "Come here, come here, you beat this guy, is this guy fucking happy with it?!"

Lu Yuanhang looked confused: "Didn't you ask me to hit this guy?"

Lezi was speechless: "I'll let you hit the guy and yell at him!"

Lu Yuanhang was helpless: "Then what are you fighting for?"

Lezi is serious: "Play the gong!"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the fun and shouted: "Play the gong!"

The audience laughed again.

Lezi said angrily: "Is Lao Luo happy?"

Lu Yuanhang shouted again: "Hit Lao Luo!"

The audience laughed again.

Lezi was speechless: "Should I ask you to shout Xiaoluo?"

Lu Yuanhang was confused: "What are you calling?"

Lezi explained: "Let you learn the sound of a small gong!"

Lu Yuanhang asked: "What sound?"

Lezi imitated the sound of the small gong: "~"

Lu Yuanhang was stunned, and then said disgustedly: "You can just say no and it's over!"

Lezi was speechless: "Have you ever told me?"

The two returned to the "backstage"

Lezi shouted loudly again, and said in good posture: "Wontons~~!"

Lu Yuanhang started to learn from behind: "Get up, pull up, get up, get up."

Lezi began to move to Lu Yuanhang's accompaniment, and as Lu Yuanhang shouted faster and faster, Lezi began to dance the jitter dance.

The audience was amused by these two and burst into laughter again.

Lezi reacted, grabbed Lu Yuanhang and was furious: "Get over here, get over here, get over here"!!

Lu Yuanhang smiled and imitated the jitter dance Lezi had just danced: "Okay, you can do it, you can do it again."

Then Lu Yuanhang shook his head and said proudly: "Would you do this!"
To be continued...
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