Han Lin sat in the main coffee seat and looked at Lu Yuanhang with wary eyes.

Rehearsal is rehearsal, but it's different when it comes to actual recording. He knew this guy would show up on the spot.

Who knows what he will say.

Lu Yuanhang stood on the stage and secretly complained that this recording hall was the smallest recording hall he had ever seen.

No matter if you are a comedian, you still have to compete in playlists, which is countless times bigger than this.

Even this platform is only less than one square meter in size, barely enough for one person to stand on it.

Lu Yuanhang rolled up his sleeves and curled his lips slightly, "Actually speaking, Han Lin and I have quite a relationship."

The audience's curiosity immediately aroused, and they most wanted to know the inside story about celebrity gossip.

"When I met Brother Han Lin for the first time, I clearly remember how polite Brother Han Lin was when he saw me. He is simply the best quality person in our country today. Everything he said was extremely polite," Lu Yuanhang recalled.

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"I still remember that day, when Brother Han Lin saw me," Lu Yuanhang imitated Han Lin, looking carefree and swaying the little bird on his crotch, but he said very polite words: "Hello, hello, hello,

You are Brother Tao, right? Oh my, I have admired you for a long time!"

The audience was all happy. Is Han Lin so polite?

The words are indeed very polite. Are you sure about this action?

The corners of Han Lin's mouth were already twitching.

The talk show actors in the guest seats also laughed, which was very embarrassing.

"I was confused at the time." Lu Yuanhang looked horrified.

"Can you imagine? A man without any pants on would rub you like this." Lu Yuanhang's crotch was still moving.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"I'm going to fucking die laughing!"

"Brother Tao, what are you doing? Is there any benefit in making me laugh to death?"

"No pants? I'm sorry, this is ridiculous!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"There is no rehearsal for this!" Li Dan shouted while laughing.

The audience applauded even more enthusiastically.

Han Lin was already trembling at the main coffee table.

"With a rippling smile on his face." Lu Yuanhang added with fear on his face.

The audience laughed again.

"We met and after saying hello, Brother Han Lin invited me to sing." Lu Yuanhang continued walking down.

"As for invitations to songs, everyone knows that if you ask for songs or services, you must treat them to a meal, right?" Lu Yuanhang interacted with the audience.

"Yes." The audience nodded frequently.

"That night, Brother Han Lin invited me to dinner and ordered a bottle of good wine. Good guy, he drank me cup after cup without stopping." Lu Yuanhang recalled.

"I was even more scared at that time." Lu Yuanhang looked horrified again.

"I think of the smile and movements on his face when we first met." Lu Yuanhang imitated Han Lin's rippling smile and crotch movements.

"Good guy! If you get me drunk, oh my God, I can't even think about what will happen next!" Lu Yuanhang covered his mouth with a look of horror on his face.

"Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed continuously.

"But fortunately, after three rounds of wine and five dishes, Brother Han Lin started to talk to me about life." Lu Yuanhang returned to normal.

The audience also listened to him quietly.

"Brother Han was eighty percent drunk at that time." Lu Yuanhang continued: "He held my hand and started crying. While crying, he said to me: Brother, wuwu, brother, I seem to be prosperous these years, but

After all, it’s just a passing thing. I’ve been in the music industry for so many years, but I haven’t even won the King Award. Oh my, I’ve been living like a dog for the rest of my life!” Lu Yuanhang cried and learned a seven-pointed image.

The audience chuckled again.

"Seeing Brother Han like this, I became anxious at that time." Lu Yuanhang paused, slapped the table, his face full of hatred: "I said, brother! If things don't go well, drink a few mouthfuls of cat urine and cry twice.

Yes, but can we not abuse the dog!"

The audience was caught off guard and laughed like crazy.

Han Lin's face turned black. He didn't follow the rehearsal schedule at all!

"Brother Han continued to cry, hugged my shoulders and told me." Lu Yuanhang continued, but paused and said: "Don't get me wrong, this hug was interrupted by me, and I didn't let him hug me!"

Lu Yuanhang looked wary.

The audience laughed again.

I used a meme three times and it was so effective.

The guests were all confused.

"Brother Han Lin said: Brother, you are the only one who can save me this time. As long as you are willing to write a song for me, I will definitely win the King of Heaven Award!" Lu Yuanhang imitated Han Lin and looked sure.

"There was no fluctuation in my heart at that time, and I even felt like laughing. I said something, but Brother Han Lin didn't understand it at the time." Lu Yuanhang continued: "What I said was: Brother, I'm drunk!"

The audience, including Han Lin and all the guests, looked confused, and they didn't understand.

"Now at the scene, I want to explain to Brother Han Lin." Lu Yuanhang looked at Han Lin.

The camera panned to Han Lin's face. Han Lin was forcing a smile now and could no longer hold on.

"The meaning of this sentence is that as long as you eat a peanut, you won't get so drunk!" Lu Yuanhang explained.

The audience burst out laughing, and some even had runny noses laughing.

"Absolutely awesome! Brother Tao's words are incredible!"

"Hahaha, doesn't this sentence have the same effect as making urine?"

"Huh? What does it mean to urinate?"

"That's right, get out of the way and let me wake him up with urine!"

"I lost it, brother Niubi."

"…………"

"But later, I saw that Brother Han Lin was indeed pitiful. After living for most of his life, he did live to..." Lu Yuanhang stopped speaking in time and turned to look at Han Lin.

The audience was amused again by this performance.

"Sorry dog, I shouldn't have scolded you." Lu Yuanhang put his hands together and made the sign of the cross.

The audience burst into laughter.

What the hell is this burden, brother?

"Anyway, everyone knows what happened later. I did write two songs for Brother Han Lin." Lu Yuanhang spread his hands.

The audience screamed.

They know that one of the two songs is about Chengdu and the other is about you at the same table.

"Besides, these two songs are okay and very popular with everyone. Thank you for your support." Lu Yuanhang bowed.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"And through these two songs, Brother Han got his wish and won the long-awaited King Award. Congratulations to Brother Han Lin." Lu Yuanhang took the lead in applauding with a smile on his face.

The audience and the guest who complained also applauded.

"The dog finally doesn't have to be abused anymore." Lu Yuanhang breathed a sigh of relief.

The audience laughed again.

"Okay, thank you everyone. My name is Lu Jiuhang!" Lu Yuanhang waved.

The audience applauded in farewell.

The exit BGM of the complaint show also played in harmony.

"Okay, let us thank Brother Tao for his wonderful performance and welcome the next contestant. This contestant is also an old friend of everyone..." Zhang Shaogang came on stage and chatted with everyone with a smile.

After Lu Yuanhang returned to his seat, Chizi came on stage.

Chi Zi is an old friend of these audiences, so no matter how good Lu Yuanhang's words are, no matter how invincible the warm-up effect is, it will not be able to suppress Chi Zi's performance. At most, Chi Zi will find it very difficult.

The pool is not empty.

The players came on stage one after another, and in the end, Han Lin's moment came.

Han Lin smiled happily.

It's finally my turn!

Mmp, Han Lin gritted his teeth as he looked at the guests who had complained about him. Please wait for me one by one, Ciao!
To be continued...