Quan Min showed no stage fright after taking the stage, with a smile on his face: "If I want to say my favorite, I have to say it is "The Legend of White Snake" by Mei Pai Tsing Yi."

Lu Yuanhang became interested: "Let's listen."

Quan Min followed the script given to him by Lu Yuanhang, with his eyes closed, his whole body shaking in annoyance, his hands crossing his legs, as if he was posing: "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, has been cultivating this body in the cave for thousands of years. Ah~ah~Yixin

…”

Seeing Quan Min fuming, the audience was confused.

"This, this, this, this is Qi Duo Duo??"

"Damn Brother Qi, when did you change!"

"I vomited, what about you?"

"I can't stand it! Damn it!"

"..."

Overall, this baggage is pretty good.

At least everyone in the small theater was laughing so hard that they looked like they were mentally retarded.

"Hahaha, Brother Qi is awesome!" Lu Yuanhang looked at the TV and gave a thumbs up to Qi Min next to him.

"Haha." Quanmin was speechless.

Qi Shanshan watched her husband's arrogance on TV, and then recalled how serious all the people at home were, and almost fainted from laughter. Is her husband so cute? Hahaha

"Why are you making noise? Watch TV seriously!" It was Wang Jiuling who glared at everyone with dissatisfaction, and everyone turned their attention to the TV.

On the TV, Lu Yuanhang quickly stopped Qi Min with dissatisfaction: "Okay, okay... Why are you so coquettish when you sing "The Legend of White Snake"?"

Quan Min was innocent: "What am I so embarrassed about?"

Lu Yuanhang squinted his eyes, his face full of enjoyment, and shook his body: "It's so sexy! I think I'm already sexy enough, but he's even sexier than me??"

The audience was overjoyed to see Lu Yuanhang's arrogance.

Lezi also laughed: "You are a bitch, do you know that??"

Lu Yuanhang continued to fuss regardless, with a face full of enjoyment: "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain..."

The audience continued to laugh.

Lezi quickly stopped him: "What's wrong with the goblins on stage today?"

Lu Yuanhang was still coquettish as before, with a mean look on his face, pouting, and starting to touch his body with his hands: "Finals, what happened to me when I was so coquettish?"

Lezi quickly stopped him: "Stop! It's so disgusting! Do you know that you can't even do this? Do you know what cross talk is about? You guys!?"

Lu Yuanhang put his hands behind his back: "What are you singing?"

Just for fun: ""Taiping Lyrics"!"

Lu Yuanhang squinted at the fun: "Does your team have one?"

Lezi smiled: "Yes, someone is coming!!"

Zhang Shitou came on stage from the backstage with a smile on his face.

Lezi pointed at Zhang Shitou: "Our Deyun Society big shot, Brother Shitou!"

As soon as Zhang Shitou came up, he was having fun, pointed at Lu Yuanhang and said to Quan Min: "I'll give him a section, a large section!"

Then Zhang Shitou pointed at his nose and said, "Listen to the nasal sound! Then Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu and King Zheng, eh..."

With amusement on his face, he looked at Lu Yuanhang and Quan Min: "Nasal, do you hear it? Please give me a nasal sound!!"

How could Lu Yuanhang be subdued: "This won't work!"

Lezi was unconvinced: "You can't even come up with this nasal sound."

Lu Yuanhang was not convinced: "I can come!!"

Lezi was disgusted and said, "Then come and let me listen!"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the audience with an innocent look on his face and said with his nose: "Hmm~"

Then his nose bubbled.

"Pfft, hahahahaha!!" the audience burst out laughing.

Quan Min, Lezi and Zhang Shitou on the stage also burst into laughter.

"I'm so sorry!!"

"Isn't Brother Tao working too hard?"

"This action is invincible!"

"If you can't learn, you can't learn."

"…………"

In the small theater, Dong Yan saw Lu Yuanhang's nose bubbling on the TV and immediately became confused.

She looked at Lu Yuanhang in disbelief, with disgust on her face.

Lu Yuanhang: "No, wife, please listen to my explanation."

Dong Yan covered his ears: "I won't listen. I won't listen."

The small theater was full of laughter again.

On TV:

Remarkably, all the people responded quickly and directly praised Lu Yuanhang: "How awesome is this?!"

Lezi looked at Zhang Shitou with disgust: "It's embarrassing to ask you to come up here!"

Zhang Shitou was full of disbelief: "Isn't it embarrassing? Am I not better than him?"

Quan Min waited for Zhang Shitou: "Why am I not better than you??"

Zhang Shitou rolled up his sleeves and approached Quan Min: "Can you sing a leading role??"

Quan Min also stared: "The female role is nothing!"

"You're saying something!"

"I just said what's wrong?!"

The two fought together, retreated backstage, and exited the stage.

The audience's laughter gradually calmed down as the two men stepped off the stage.

After the two came off the stage, Lu Yuanhang began to explain to the audience: "Let me tell you, this is not possible. When it comes to learning to sing and sing, you still have to speak. People from different places speak, foreign languages, all kinds of languages, language arts!"

Lezi looked shocked: "Wait a minute, how many cross talkers can speak foreign languages?"

Lu Yuanhang smiled: "I'll call one for you!"

An actor came out from the background.

He is about thirty years old and was selected from the Deyun Society Small Theater.

He looks very smart, his name is Xue Zilin.

As soon as Xue Zilin came on stage, he bowed to everyone first, and then said with a smile on his face: "Crosstalk actors specialize in studying languages. Not only our domestic languages, but also foreign languages ​​when going abroad. Do you want to learn them?"

Lu Yuanhang looked expectant: "I want to learn!"

Xue Zilin touched Lu Yuanhang's shoulder: "Teach you something useful."

"I woke up at about six o'clock that morning. There were a few Japanese people sitting at a breakfast shop downstairs of our house, eating fried dough sticks. He had never seen fried dough sticks before. He didn't know whether to eat them open, bite them directly, or eat them before eating.

After bowing, he doesn’t know.” The words in Xue Zilin’s mouth were also very coquettish, including words and gestures.

The whole audience laughed.

Lezi was speechless: "Who worships youtiao?!"

Xue Zilin continued: "I hurried over and nodded to them, Taijun, please bean sack, Missi Missi, Yiwa vaguely, Kuduwu magnetic belt!"

Seeing that everyone in the audience didn't understand, Xue Zilin explained with a smile: "After we divided the fried dough sticks, we said and gestured, you take one, I take two, he takes three, he takes three, I take two, you take one! It's Japanese dialect,

Everyone in Japan will listen to it."

Xue Zilin gave a thumbs up and imitated the Japanese, speaking in Shandong dialect: "Xixi! You speak Japanese very well, can you teach me how to do it?"

The whole audience laughed like crazy.

Lu Yuanhang quickly stopped Xue Zilin: "If you get hit, it will be a shame! I want to beat you to death!"

The audience laughed again.

Lezi was unconvinced and pointed at Xue Zilin: "This is a liar!!"

Lu Yuanhang also looked unconvinced and pinched his waist: "This is better than you!!"

Lezi looked at him sideways: "Do you know what the most important thing is for a crosstalk actor to do on stage?!"

Lu Yuanhang chuckled: "What?"
To be continued...