Chapter 261 The previous chapter has been revised.(1/2)
There is no doubt that Lu Yuanhang's three poems are so beautiful that they make people's heads tingle.
Not many people may understand these three poems.
but……
As soon as I heard that I had to take a Chinese textbook.
Everyone's eyes were as wide as light bulbs.
"Real or false!"
"This is so beautiful!"
"Oh my god, Brother Tao is really out of control!"
"Strong, strong, strong!"
"…………"
Among the audience, everyone was in disbelief, except for a few children who were still in school who were hopeless.
They stared at Lu Yuanhang with their pale eyes. Are you a ghost? Are you still a human being? This special code covers everyone from elementary school to high school?
Still have to carry it?
What the hell!
The students have imagined that when they return to school, the teacher looks at them with dead fish eyes and says! What is the emotion that the author of this poem wants to express?!
How the hell do you say that? Do you want me to say that the emotions expressed by the author are steamed lamb, steamed deer tail, roasted duck? Roasted chicken? Roasted goose? Braised braised duck? Sauce chicken bacon? Songhua belly?
This is so damn scary!
Several pairs of resentful eyes stared at Lu Yuanhang.
Of course Lu Yuanhang felt it. He didn't care at all. What could these ignorant brats understand?
As for scholars, can you call a dog?
This is called contributing to my country’s cultural industry.
Lu Yuanhang looked at Wang Shuo with a look of disbelief leisurely. Lu Yuanhang could understand the surprise of these people. After all, few articles and poems written by modern people are included in textbooks.
To be honest, when Lu Yuanhang was in school, he hated Shuren and Ziqing. They were a complete nightmare. Even Li Bai and Du Mu made him angry when he heard them.
But what if one day you are called this kind of person?
Isn’t it just a word of joy? If Mr. Zhou had a soul in heaven, he would definitely feel very happy.
"Here comes the question." The reason why Wang Shuo has been able to remain the host sister must have her own set of things. She blinked and asked Lu Yuanhang: "What thoughts and emotions of the author are expressed in these three poems?
Woolen cloth?"
As soon as Wang Shuo asked this question, many people found it very interesting.
Including Lu Yuanhang, he felt happy.
Why? He has never heard of directly asking the author himself what thoughts and emotions his poems express. Well, why don't you dig out Li Bai and Du Fu and ask him what thoughts and emotions he expressed?
Lu Yuanhang coughed seriously: "The thing is like this, the first Jihai poem was written mainly because of a historical figure, his name is Li Hongzhang..."
Lu Yuanhang talks eloquently when he talks long and emotionally, and he likes this feeling.
Everyone watched quietly as they used words to show off. This was simply one of the joys of life.
But Lu Yuanhang is not a person who speaks openly. He likes this feeling. The most important thing is that he can't let anyone see how cool he is.
Is it okay to be subtle and pretentious?
It’s really great!
Soon, Lu Yuanhang explained the meaning of the poems respectively, and then explained the emotions to be expressed in these poems to everyone one by one.
"Let us thank Brother Tao for adding to our country's culture." Wang Shuo smiled sincerely and took the lead in applauding Lu Yuanhang.
Of course the audience applauded loudly, and some girls shouted very loudly.
"Are you happy that your man is so talented?" Wang Shuo asked Dong Yan a question without hesitation.
Dong Yan responded quickly. After all, she is a woman who has been a host. Such questions are trivial. She pretended to be generous and smiled: "Of course I am happy! My parents will like it if you are so talented."
"Really?" Wang Shuo asked with a smile: "Aren't you worried that Brother Tao will cause trouble outside?"
After hearing Wang Shuo's question, Lu Yuanhang was confused at first.
Don't be so deceptive!
Fortunately, Lu Yuanhang reacted quickly. He hurriedly interrupted Dong Yan, who was organizing his words, and said to Wang Shuo: "Don't talk nonsense! My loyalty to my girlfriend is astonishing! I will never mess around with others!"
"
Lu Yuanhang's voice and expression were all righteous.
I couldn't tell at all that yesterday I had been chatting and laughing with a girl named Wang Ling'er for a long time. I was still saying in my heart that it would be better if I met her earlier.
Sexy scumbag guy online scumbag.
Dong Yan burst out laughing when he heard this.
Not only Dong Yan, but also Wang Shuo and the audience laughed so hard.
"Brother Tao's desire to survive is so strong?"
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Brother Tao is a dog, right?"
"This is really on-site teaching!"
"Hehehe, lick the dog, lick it till the end, there will be nothing left."
"Brother, I disagree. I think licking a dog has everything you need until the end."
"Haha, so you are also a bitch?"
"What's wrong with licking the dog? Did he lick your mother?"
"…………"
The scene seemed a bit lively, and no one expected that Lu Yuanhang's quick and witty remark would cause such loud laughter.
Seeing the audience laughing, Lu Yuanhang nodded secretly.
It is indeed the best audience ever, and they actually know that there are also some laughs here, which is very flattering!
Little did they know, he had been dubbed a dog-licker by this audience. He was the best among dog-lickers.
Out of sight, out of mind. Anyway, Lu Yuanhang doesn’t know the audience’s thoughts. Even if he knows, it’s only after the show is broadcast.
The corner of Wang Shuo's mouth was twitching. She really didn't expect there to be such a shameless person in this world! However, her professionalism allowed her to maintain her accustomed smile: "You have the strongest desire to live that I have ever seen."
"Just so so." Lu Yuanhang crossed his arms with a nonchalant look on his face.
"That's enough for you." Dong Yan expressed that she was annoyed. She looked at Lu Yuanhang with disbelief: "Am I that harsh on you?"
Of course Lu Yuanhang couldn't say yes. He shook his head with aggrieved expression, "No, you are the second most hairy woman in the world to me!"
Dong Yan: “??”
Wang Shuo: "??"
audience:"??"
That’s a lot of information! Let me take my time.
What does this mean??
"The first one is my mother. She wanted to review her homework by herself." Lu Yuanhang looked at the confused expressions of everyone present and hurriedly explained on the spot.
At the end, Lu Yuanhang added another sentence, "Because, this person gave me life and gave me a home~" That's right, you heard it right, Lu Yuanhang sang it.
Then the audience was confused.
Only Wang Shuo reacted quickly. She quickly praised Lu Yuanhang, her eyes full of appreciation and admiration, "There has been a rumor in the circle that you create on the spot and perform very well on the spot. I didn't believe it at first, but I really believe it this time."
” After saying this, Wang Shuo looked surprised: “Did you compose the sentence just now on the spot?”
Lu Yuanhang nodded, with a sincere smile on his face, and said to Wang Shuo: "Yes, but I just came up with this sentence on the spur of the moment. Let's talk about the rest later."
Lu Yuanhang interrupted Wang Shuo's idea of asking him to sing a song. A talk show was not a singing show, so how could there be so many demands?
Lu Yuanhang is annoyed by those who make noises, but his career forces him to keep smiling.
Wang Shuo smiled, and she took a serious look at Lu Yuanhang, "I have to say that in love, you are happier than many people."
"Let me thank Miss Dong Yan." Wang Shuo took the lead in applauding.
Dong Yan knew it was time for him to leave the stage. He stood up with a smile and clasped his hands together, bowed to the audience, and then left the stage.
The audience applauded in farewell.
"Let's talk about your love, and then let's talk about your career." Wang Shuo had little stars in his eyes.
She only became interested in Lu Yuanhang after getting to know him.
"Okay." Lu Yuanhang smiled. After Dong Yan stepped down, Lu Yuanhang's face unconsciously became less relaxed and showed some restraint.
To be continued...