Time indeed passed very quickly, and the previous programs had not been affected at all. After the song and dance, there was the folk dance, and then there was a sketch. After the sketch, it was magic. After the magic, Lu Yuanhang was about to take the stage.

But you have to get this thing in advance. Before the sketch came on stage, Lu Yuanhang and Lezi were told by the staff to go backstage to change clothes and prepare props, and they started waiting behind the stage. Lu Yuanhang and Lezi followed the guidance of the staff

Next, I went backstage and put on a red coat with a mighty dragon embroidered on the chest. Of course, you can’t tell it unless you look carefully. The coats made Lu Yuanhang and Lezi look very imposing.

Backstage, Lu Yuanhang and Lezi looked at each other, smiling bitterly.

After all, it is still the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala. I thought that as I was used to the moment of being on stage, my heart would not be too disturbed. However, I did not expect that during the preparations, I was still anxious to some extent.

"Don't be nervous." Lu Yuanhang patted Lezi on the shoulder, his palms trembling a little.

"I'm not nervous." Although Lezi didn't admit it, his trembling tone betrayed him.

"Relax and treat those people under the stage as little potatoes." Lu Yuanhang made a joke.

"I know." Lezi reluctantly cooperated with Lu Yuanhang and smiled.

...

"The magic show just now was really shocking."

"Yes, when I watch magic tricks, my heart feels like the stock market icon, going up and down, and I still can't calm down."

"Speaking of the stock market, there has indeed been a lot of turmoil in the stock market this year."

"Let us welcome Lu Jiuhang and Xiao Xiaole to bring you the cross talk "Crazy Stock Investors"."

There was no pressure on the two hosts. As soon as they sang together, they announced the program that Lu Yuanhang and Lezi were going to perform. Now only Lu Yuanhang and Lezi were left on stage.

"Let's go." Lu Yuanhang nodded to Lezi, and his eyes became serious at this moment. Lezi seemed to be moved by Lu Yuanhang's aura, from a hint of hesitation to determination.

At this time, the stage where Lu Yuanhang and Lezi were going to go on had already been arranged by the staff with tables and microphones in advance. Although there were headsets, there was no need for a vertical microphone, but the requirement for a vertical microphone was reported by Lu Yuanhang.

The program team still chose to agree to Lu Yuanhang.

Amid applause, Lezi took the stage first.

"Happy New Year to everyone!" Lezi waved to the audience when he came on stage, with a smile on his face. The nervousness in his heart was long gone. Lezi who was on stage was always the one worthy of the stage.

"Okay!" The audience responded with a smile.

"My partner has been obsessed with stock trading these past two days, and he is probably still on the trading floor now." Lezi smiled naturally on his face, and spoke to the audience in a cadence, very much his own style.

Lezi pretended to look at his watch, "I don't know if he has arrived now."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Yuanhang knew it was his turn to appear, with a friendly smile on his face, "Oh! Oops! There are a lot of people in the trading hall today!" Lu Yuanhang squinted his eyes, walked over with a smile, and looked around.

sigh.

"Is this the trading floor?" Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang speechlessly.

"Hello, retail investors!" Lu Yuanhang smiled with his eyes wide open and waved to the audience below.

"Okay!" The artists in the audience who had a good relationship with Lu Yuanhang also cheered, and everyone laughed and applauded.

"I said you should restrain yourself!" Lezi tugged at the clothes on Lu Yuanhang's arm.

"What's wrong?" Lu Yuanhang was not having fun but still looked around with a smile.

"You brought all the stocks to the stage." He pointed at Lu Yuanhang in amusement.

"It's not shameful. Stock trading is a fashion now. Look, as soon as I mentioned stocks, someone clapped my hands." Lu Yuanhang raised his eyebrows and pointed around the audience.

"Who took the picture for you?" Lezi said with a look of disbelief.

Everyone in the audience was very supportive, and they all smiled and applauded Lu Yuanhang.

"Look." Lu Yuanhang shrugged, "This is all money made from stock trading."

There was a chuckle from the audience.

"They are applauding and laughing at you!" Lezi couldn't help but be shocked when he saw Lu Yuanhang's arrogance.

"What?" Lu Yuanhang pretended not to hear.

"Applause and laugh at you." Lezi repeated.

"The stocks have gone up?" Lu Yuanhang looked surprised, "Which stock has gone up?"

Lezi looked confused.

Lu Yuanhang quickly patted Lezi on the shoulder: "Hey, let's discuss which stock has gone up?"

"I don't understand this!" Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang with a warning look on his face.

"Look at you, why are you so conservative!" Lu Yuanhang was unhappy.

"What does it mean to be conservative!" Lezi stared: "If you don't understand, you just don't understand. What do I have to be conservative about?"

"Don't tell me." Lu Yuanhang pointed at Lezi, then turned and walked down the stage: "I'll talk to them."

Lezi grabbed Lu Yuanhang and said, "What are you asking me for?"

"No, there are so many masters here today, and they all made money." Lu Yuanhang said with certainty.

"How did you tell?" Lezi was unconvinced.

Lu Yuanhang chuckled: "Look, if you don't trade in stocks, you don't know. People who make money by trading in stocks have one characteristic."

Lezi was confused: "What are the characteristics?"

Lu Yuanhang pointed to his lips: "——My lips are dry."

"Dry hair??" Lezi looked puzzled.

Lu Yuanhang had a good time, nodded and laughed loudly: "Hey! Look, when I say this, the eldest sister over there just cheers."

Lu Yuanhang walked over to the elder sister and said with a smile: "Haha, elder sister, tell me, what is your stock number? Let's discuss it!"

The princess in the audience gritted her teeth and looked at Lu Yuanhang. She could clearly feel that the eldest sister in Lu Yuanhang's mouth was her.

Lezi immediately grabbed Lu Yuanhang and said, "Okay, okay, what are you doing? This is a show. If you mention stocks again, get out! What trouble are you making?"

Lu Yuanhang pulled his lips and stared at Muzhi: "Zhuang (pretend)! You just pretend! This is what bothers me, let me tell you. I have hated this bank since I started trading stocks."

Lezi was confused: "What's wrong?"

Lu Yuanhang said with hatred on his face: "Yin! Damage! Inhumane!" Then Lu Yuanhang stretched out his bastard fist and waved: "For this villager, I have to use a combination of punches, and then sweep his legs, and then bah! Attack him.

Spit in the face!"

"Okay, okay." Lezi couldn't stand it anymore and came over to pull Lu Yuanhang.

Lu Yuanhang was still unconvinced by being pulled by Lezi, so he kicked out the air again: "I'm so angry!"

"Okay, okay, calm down." Lezi said something nice and pulled Lu Yuanhang back.

Lu Yuanhang's performance was exaggerated, loaded with baggage, and hilarious, but not many people laughed, and most of them chuckled.

Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang and tried to persuade him: "How can you trade in the stock market with this mentality? Have you forgotten that sentence? The stock market is risky, so you must be cautious when entering the market!"

Lu Yuanhang was directly unconvinced: "That's nonsense!"

Lezi: "What's wrong?"

Lu Yuanhang raised his face and scratched his neck: "Don't plant crops when the locusts are flying! Don't eat pork when the prices are rising! Don't buy a car when the numbers are odd and even! Don't get a wife when you hear about AIDS!"

"What a mess!" Lezi was speechless.

Everyone in the audience laughed, don't marry a wife, the burden is indeed not bad.

"If you don't believe this, you will suffer a loss sooner or later." Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang righteously.

"You don't want me, do you know who I am?" Lu Yuanhang was unconvinced.

"Who are you?" Lezi asked.

"I have a big butt!" Lu Yuanhang patted his chest with a proud look on his face.

"Wait a minute, what's the big stick bone? What do you mean?" Lezi asked with his eyes wide open.

"What I buy is the best stock on the market!" Lu Yuanhang was quite proud and beat his chest hard: "That's why everyone calls me a big stock!" After beating, Lu Yuanhang pretended to be exhausted: "Ahem

cough."

"Is this a big stock? Are you sure it's not a brittle stock?" Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang coughing and mocked. "How can you be sure that what you bought is the best stock?"

"I have achievements!" Lu Yuanhang said with a smile.

"What achievement?" Lezi asked doubtfully.

Lu Yuanhang stretched out his finger with a smile: "Take the stock number and look at it. Sixty-sixty-eight, oh! OK! If you suffer, it will cost you one hundred thousand yuan!"

"Are you really willing to take the plunge?!" Lezi was confused.

"I can't bear to let my child catch the wolf!" Lu Yuanhang looked intoxicated: "I just bought this stock and looked at the market the next day." Lu Yuanhang looked surprised: "My stock has hit the limit!!"

After hearing this, Lu Yuanhang took advantage of Lu Yuanhang's croaking time to say to the audience: "The blind cat has just met a dead mouse."

"What are you talking about? Touch one and show it to me!" Lu Yuanhang said this unconvinced.

"I don't have the ability." Lezi waved his hand quickly.

"As soon as I saw the daily limit, I thought..." Lu Yuanhang's sullen face turned mournful on the spot: "I cried, woo woo."
To be continued...