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Three hundred and eighteen chapters sold the hanging ticket(1/2)

Lezi looked at Lu Yuanhang: "Ah? What you said is too big!!

The audience also laughed out loud, mainly because of Lu Yuanhang's shady aura and his way of making fun of great artists, which made people want to laugh.

Lu Yuanhang nodded: "This little one can be considered an opera singer,"

Lezi continued to correct him: "Why have you ever sung an opera? He is a great artist!"

Lu Yuanhang looked at the boss: "Oh... what's wrong with you? What do you mean?"

Lu Yuanhang continued to imitate the boss and said politely: "Haha, the Beijing area is my hometown, and I just came to Doulun. If you sing today, my job will be gone. Nothing else, Guo

Boss, if you do this, give me this job and let me sing."

After Lu Yuanhang finished speaking, he said to Lezi: "You said... people said this..."

Lezi said: "That's because you have to give others face."

Lu Yuanhang picked up the brush in his hand and pointed it at the man: "You do this?...Do you know how?...I will paint this face for you..."

Lezi quickly stopped him: "I don't need it!"

Lu Yuanhang imitated that person and waved his hand quickly: "No, no, I can do it myself.?"

Lezi: "Just say it, people will know"

Lu Yuanhang frowned: "When he finished putting it on, I saw it was done!"

"What's wrong?" Lezi was puzzled.

Lu Yuanhang said with a look of disgust: "He turned into blue! A layman!"

Lezi was speechless: "I'm a layman??"

Lu Yuanhang continued: "But when I think about it, what should I do if I let him do this?"

Lezi rolled his eyes: "It's up to you to think about it."

Lu Yuanhang rubbed his head and thought: "This play... a series of tricks, stealing the royal horse... how to show off one's face."

Lezi also noticed: "Let's find a corner."

Lu Yuanhang clapped his hands and laughed and said: "Yes! Let me do something else...I'll do horse riding? I'll do this (learn horse riding)...How about this?"

Lezi was unhappy: "Ouch! This won't work...!"

Lezi continued: "What kind of live horse...you are a horner! You have to find a horner."

Lu Yuanhang looked at Lezi and asked: "Yes! Which one should I come for?... The one who does the watch?... How about the cook? The cook... I'll come for that one."

Lezi was speechless: "Do you think this is just a small thing?"

Lu Yuanhang spread his hands: "I have to sing one!"

Lezi said anxiously: "Then you have to choose a good one."

Lu Yuanhang thought for a while: "Yes... I'll come... I have a martial arts student, I sing the great martial arts student..."

Lezi asked: "Which one?"

Lu Yuanhang looked at him and said: "That's the one! The one who is with Dou Erden, the one who talks very hypocritically!"

Lezi asked tentatively: "Huang Tianba?"

Lu Yuanhang clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Yes! I'll come, I'll be Huang Tian's father!"

The audience laughed out loud.

Lezi looked at the audience and said speechlessly: "Why are you here if you don't know anything?!!"

Lu Yuanhang looked at him unconvinced: "You didn't say that...what's porn!"

Lezi went crazy: "Huang Tianba!!"

Lu Yuanhang nodded and pointed at his face: "This is what I did...I put something on my face at that time, and after it was put on, I looked handsome! This is the best for me. I also did well in the show that day!"

My throat felt so good that day!"

Lezi: "Really!"

Lu Yuanhang nodded and said: "Yes! I used to be very sticky, but not that day!"

The audience all laughed out loud, and this rice cake joke made the entire audience laugh.

Lu Yuanhang waved his hand: "I sang that day! My voice is amazing! I sang that line..."

Lezi: "Which sentence?"

Lu Yuanhang thought hard: "Ah... there is a part to sing."

Lezi: "Is it you who sings that part?"

Lu Yuanhang continued to think hard: "Uh... don't remind me! Which sentence is it from?"

Lezi was helpless: "Have you ever sung before?"

Lu Yuanhang nodded quickly: "Sing, sing, sing!"

Lezi: "How could you forget this after singing it?"

Lu Yuanhang explained: "It's been several years, mainly! What's going on?"

Lu Yuanhang continued to think: "I have a... Bao... BMW...

Lezi: "What's going on?"

Lu Yuanhang kept thinking uncomfortably: "What's the treasure???"

Lezi said speechlessly: "The bodyguard passed by Malanguan!"

Lu Yuanhang's eyes lit up: "Hey! Did you go that day?!"

The audience laughed.

Lezi: "What's wrong!"

Lu Yuanhang looked at him: "Yes! You must have gone! Where are you with your notebook? I have to guard against you! Stealing the show!!"

Lezi: "Me?"

Lu Yuanhang pointed at Lezi with a wary look on his face: "I have to guard against him! He memorized the words! You must have brought a tape recorder with you!"

Lezi: "Everyone sings with these words!"

Lu Yuanhang didn't believe it, so he searched his body: "You have a tape recorder... pull it out...!"

Lezi stopped him: "Where...what do you mean by pulling it out...!"

Lu Yuanhang stared: "You stole my lyrics!"

Lezi pushed Lu Yuanhang away: "...Everyone sings with these words...!"

Lu Yuanhang faced the audience with a proud look on his face: "I have a good accent! If I sing it that day, I will be a sensation for three days! If I sing it, I will be a sensation for three days!"

Lezi asked: "Why has it been such a sensation for three days?"

Lu Yuanhang stared and started singing: "Bodyguard passing by Malanguan Om Om Om... Just this reveal of his voice caused a sensation on the spot! Blah blah blah blah!"

This line is sung in a singing way, and there is a hint of courage in the singing method.

It made the audience laugh so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

Lezi stared and asked, "Applause??"

Lu Yuanhang said with a sad face: "Everyone is gone! Go scold the street and refund the tickets!"

Lezi smiled: "Nonsense!"

Lu Yuanhang glared: "You deserve it! I don't understand art!..."

Lezi was speechless: "Hi!"

Lu Yuanhang glared: "But there are really twenty-four people who didn't leave!!"

Lezi was confused: "Would you like to hear it?"

Lu Yuanhang smiled and pointed at the light bulb: "I can't get it down..."

Lezi also laughed and pushed Lu Yuanhang: "Fuck you!"

Selling Hanging Tickets, this is Lu Yuanhang's modified version. This world used to sell hanging tickets, and the version was different, but Lu Yuanhang's is obviously more enjoyable.

It can be seen from the laughter of the audience now that they are not deliberately laughing, but are genuinely amused.

Lu Yuanhang and Lezi bowed and walked backstage.

Here, Lu Yuanhang and Lezi passed by the female supporter.

When they arrived backstage, Lu Yuanhang and Lezi met everyone's gaze. At a glance, he saw Quan Min and Zhang Shitou standing at the entrance of the stage preparing to take the stage.

"Now please enjoy the cross talk "On Ping Tiao", the performers are Quan Min and Zhang Shitou." The voice of the female supporter came to the background.

Before he had time to speak, Lu Yuanhang smiled and nodded to Quan Min.

Quan Min smiled and walked up to the stage with Zhang Shitou.
To be continued...
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