"There is indeed more than one book, there must be four or five! And the small font size fills every page. The thin paper is as thick as a thumb. If it weren't for the boy's naturally outstanding memory, coupled with the jokes, it would really make me laugh.

People thought it was funny when they looked at it, and it made the kid laugh out loud until his stomach hurt. I guess he won’t remember much of it.”

There is something in Lu Yuanhang's words.

If you think about it, just writing it on paper would make people laugh. If it were performed, then...

The two old men looked at each other and could see the surprise in each other's eyes.

"Then little brother, can you just pick up what's written in it and talk about it, so that we can listen to it?"

"Yes, little brother, tell us to open our eyes."

After hearing this, Lu Yuanhang pretended to think deeply for a long time and finally made a decision. He nodded:

"Hmm... that's fine. I'll pick a simple one and tell you two about it."

After hearing this, the two of them quickly sat upright

Lu Yuanhang cleared his throat and started

"The joke I'm going to talk about is called "Learning to be Deaf and Mute." Please listen carefully."

Lu Yuanhang imitated a cross talk between Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue in his mind and started talking, because he thought Yue Yunpeng's style was the funniest.

He plays two roles

As he spoke, he looked at the reactions on the two people's faces. As he spoke, the expressions on the two people's faces began to change, from eagerness to seriousness, and from seriousness to the current seven-part smile, two-part smile.

Surprised, and hopeful.

The more they listened, the happier they felt. The more they listened, the more confident they felt.

When Lu Yuanhang saw the two of them looking like this, he already had some concerns in his mind.

Speaking of the critical moment, he stopped, took a sip of tea slowly, and then stopped breathing...

When the two of them heard the climax, they suddenly couldn't hear the sound anymore, which made them very anxious!

"Little brother, keep talking!"

Guan Jiuliang and Wang Jiuling scratched their heads anxiously.

"Is there anything I can't say below?"

"Well...it's possible, but..."

Lu Yuanhang was hesitant, but he smiled evilly and raised his eyebrows at the two old men.

The show is here!

The two old men are also good people, and they did act a bit anxious all the way.

Let this kid catch the shortcoming, it seems that it is not that easy.

Yes, we are neither relatives nor friends. The three of us just met by chance and they are willing to let us listen to a little tune. It is already a huge advantage. If we continue to listen shamelessly, wouldn’t we be calling ourselves villains?

"What's the secret, little brother? Just say that we will definitely cooperate with you."

Mr. Guan is shrewd. Although this kid has made it clear that he wants to blackmail, he still has to take care of Lao Lu's face. The two of them may not know the little Jiujiu in this kid's heart, but they can't tell. They can only talk about Zhou Yu and Huang Gai.

"Little brother, if you have any requests, just ask them, and we will definitely satisfy you."

Wang Jiuling is quite straightforward, so no wonder he is anxious.

It’s just that these two old men, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, are so unruly. Their cross talk style and language art are classics, not inferior to those of Lao Guo and Yu Qian.

The two old men can feel the charm of this cross talk and the essence of the language after it has been transformed and processed by Mr. Liu. It is really addictive!

Even if this kid makes any excessive demands, the two of them have to grit their teeth and comply. There is no other way. In the eyes of the two elders, this kid's mouth is the hope of the cross talk world and the dawn in their hearts.

As for the Taiping lyrics and the cross talk joke in his mouth, the two old men are self-aware. In the entire Ming Dynasty, the two of them can compete with each other in their cross talk skills, but they can definitely be ranked first.

.But even with this kind of strength, they couldn't think of the tunes and jokes from Lu Yuanhang's mouth that they couldn't stop trying.

Although there is a bit of meatiness and tackiness in this paragraph...

But the two of them blindly worshiped their junior uncle, and they felt that this was his reform of the entire cross talk industry.

That’s right! This is the reform of the cross talk industry at this time!

Dear readers, don’t think that the author is exaggerating. In the cross talk world before Mr. Guo became famous, among all the people who talked about cross talk together, they would not speak more than ten muddy characters in a year.

The cross talk world in this world at this time is just like the cross talk world on earth where Teacher Guo has not yet become famous, and even worse!

Not to mention teasing and teasing, going directly to parents' hometown, father and son grabbing baggage, shit, urine, etc., none of them... The funny baggage is just the tone of speech and tongue twisters written on bamboo boards, which require intensive practice.

So cross talk was gradually declining at that time, but since Mr. Guo came to the fore, Deyun Club’s cross talk has really improved the cross talk. Teacher Guo has been mixed in the cross talk circle, well... he is a bit praised with mixed praise.

He is the kind of person who has no popularity at all, and those in the cross talk world want to eat him up.

But because Mr. Guo’s tickets can be sold, the public likes them, and those “elegant” cross talkers are indeed elegant, but no one wants even a dime for those tickets. This is a fact.

A culture that can be recognized by the public is truly elegant.

If you can't get it, you can't say it's vulgar, but you really have to find the reason yourself.

Seeing that the two of them had reached this point in their conversation, Lu Yuanhang already had some concerns in his mind, and it would be pointless to pretend to be innocent any longer.

He scratched his head in embarrassment, his eyes a little evasive, as if he didn't dare to look at the two of them.

With their anxious expressions on their faces, they slowly said:

"I've just arrived here. I don't have any relatives or friends. I don't have much to say about my job or a place to live. I see that you two gentlemen are generous and energetic. You can tell at a glance that they are not ordinary people. Boy.

I have never seen much of the world, and my requirements are not high. Do you think you can find a job for me? Firstly, I can fill my stomach, and secondly, I can spare some time to sort out the jokes for you two.

"

When Lu Yuanhang came, he was thinking hard about his future path. To be honest, he was still worried when he first went out for dinner. He thought about going out for a walk to see if he could find a job first, and wait for the TV station to recruit people.

I'll try my luck in the past and see if I can pass the interview successfully. If I succeed, I can slowly find Miss Dong.

Who would have thought that someone would rush to deliver a pillow just after he fell asleep. Could it be that he was really the protagonist's fate?

Deyun Society has a lot of cross talk jokes. Let’s make a small request first to stabilize the two of them, and then sell it piece by piece slowly. This is called slow water and long-term flow, and putting a long line to catch big fish. Hehe.

Guan and Wang looked at each other in disbelief. Isn't that what the lion said?

Old Man Guan slapped his thigh

"Hey! What little brother said is so unconventional. You are talking about superiority and inferiority. We are craftsmen who rely on our craftsmanship to make a living!"

"I think little brother is the real person who doesn't show his face. Your voice puts the old man down as soon as you start speaking. I think you don't want to go there. I happen to have a team under me, so just follow the two of us.

Let’s do crosstalk!”

Seeing that Lu Yuanhang did not trick them, the two of them relaxed their worries and only said nice things.

"Talk about cross talk?"

Lu Yuanhang had a strange expression on his face. He looked at the two of them with some suspicion:

"Can I do it? I've heard a lot of cross talk, but if you really want me to say it..."

"Haha, why not? The little brother just said that, although the style is a bit jerky and not open, but his tongue is very sharp."

Guan Jiuliang had a look on his face, interrupted Lu Yuanhang as soon as he spoke, and pretended that he had never learned cross talk?

Are you shameless?

If you are not a disciple of my junior uncle, how do you explain the little tunes that pop out of your throat? You don’t have a voice that can be polished so thoroughly in more than ten years? And you can say this paragraph in such detail? It doesn’t take a few years of time to explain.

So neat? Is it possible that you really have a photographic memory? You can remember so much just by reading the book twice? You can even see the cheap style?

It's just obvious, but you still act so meticulously? Do you really think that the old man is an ignorant child?

The art of cross talk seems to be quite simple. At any school party, someone can come up and say a few words. In fact, if you want to say yes, it takes several years of hard work, and I really don't dare to let you go on stage.

Although he didn't know why Lu Yuanhang wanted to hide it from him, the two of them couldn't keep their words, so they finally decided to follow Lu Yuanhang. After all, his junior uncle had a weird temper, and maybe he really didn't want people to know that he taught him

Those disciples who came out.

"No, no, I haven't learned any cross talk this day. I will definitely feel bad if I lose someone on stage and destroy your signature boy."

Lu Yuanhang himself knew how much he weighed and imitated Yue Yunpeng. Sun Yue did imitate him to some extent, but that was just imitation and not his own ability.

"Little brother, being too modest is pride. I'm not a big shot. Apart from this, it's not easy for us to do other jobs."

Wang Jiuling is not happy anymore. Although he is asking for help, I really can't help you if you keep pretending. He really thinks that Lu Yuanhang is Mr. Liu's disciple.

Lu Yuanhang looked embarrassed, what should he do? Could it be that he had to wash the dishes?

This is definitely not possible. I am so good that I graduated with a bachelor's degree! That would be a big loss!

Forget it! When the boat arrives at the bridge, you will naturally take care of him!

I saw him gritting his teeth:

"Okay, I will listen to you, kid. Whatever you say, we will do it!"

"Haha, that's right. Young people want to be competitive and energetic. Teachers hide and tuck them so that no one sees them, but they end up being inferior."

Old man Guan laughed, this guy is quite sensible, and he can give him a clue.
To be continued...