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287. The honey juice jokes of the Americans

The reason why Shilinhou said this was because Su Butong was able to think of the joke "Spitting Lotus Flowers from the Mouth" before Sun Bo and Jin Minglin came on stage. This was something that Shilinhou, who has decades of experience in stage performances, did not think of.

He was now beginning to feel lucky that he had accepted a disciple on behalf of his master and had such a young junior disciple.

Crosstalk is a language art, but crosstalk also requires talents to lead progress and development. Shilinhou may have been such a figure, but talented people have emerged from generation to generation, and each has led the way for hundreds of years. Shilinhou is old, and he

Even if I still have this idea, I don’t have the heart and energy to rectify the industry internally.

One of his apprentices said it well: I like cross talk, but I hate people who talk about cross talk.

Why? Because cross talk has only been developed for just over a hundred years, but many cross talk artists have developed a sectarian mentality, such as Houma Chang, the world's clan, etc., which is very disordered.

Su Butong's appearance made Marquis Shilin think that this might be an opportunity, an opportunity to bring disorder to order. At Su Butong's apprenticeship banquet last year, Marquis Shilin proposed that Su Butong take the lead in rectifying the cross talk within his clan.

Actor, why? Just to make Subbudong stand up.

But this is also pushing his junior brother to jump into the fire pit. After all, Hou Men is still here, and he can still control those disciples, but what will happen to him a hundred years later? Besides, there is no criticism in the industry about his acting as a substitute for his junior brother.

, after all, there are not many crosstalk artists of his generation nowadays, they are all old men who have died half into the grave. Only Su Butong, this weird one, is only 30 years old.

Just imagine, in the future, all the disciples and grandsons will accept disciples. How high will Su Butong’s seniority be? He will become an ancestor!

Therefore, Su Butong was bound to receive a lot of criticism, especially the slander and rumors spread by cross talk actors from other factions... But there were some things that Shilinhou could not tell Su Butong in advance, because he was afraid of frightening Su Butong.

Marquis Shilin had countless calculations, but he never thought of who Su Butong was. This young man is a man who can't hold a grudge overnight. Usually he can avenge him on the spot. Even if he can't avenge him on the spot, he still has to keep a small notebook to write it down.

I'm just waiting for the opportunity to report back to you.

If anyone really messes with this young man, it will be fun.

By the way, it was Su Butong and Fan Ming's turn to take the stage. The place was already heated up by Sun Bo and Jin Ming. At this time, whatever Su Butong and Fan Ming said would make people laugh.

"Oh, Subutong is coming up, what do you think he will say?" Milly said with some anticipation. She is a fan of Michael Jackson, and she also learned about Subutong through Michael Jackson.

"The jokes they told were not very good. I thought the last show was actually very average." Tommy said with some amusement. A poor guy who has never even been on a TV show in the United States, why is he so popular with so many people?

Like? Huh?

"Junior brother, don't be nervous." When Marquis Shilin announced the curtain on the stage, he even encouraged Su Butong.

Fan Ming felt that Marquis Shilin was a little too worried. You don't know that this junior brother of yours has a big heart. Why didn't you instigate Sun Bo and Jin Ming to change the program? They didn't watch the bombing scene much just now.

Su Butong did a unique job with him, making up jokes on the spot.

Fan Ming almost cried when he heard it. If Su Butong hadn't allowed him to tell Marquis Shilin, Fan Ming would have complained: "This is different from the previous program."

But Fan Ming is not stupid enough to actually file a complaint, but he is always wary. Although he is here to talk about cross talk, he really doesn't understand the American people's laughter. Why do all the American people he thinks are good in the first scene

So serious, in the second scene when he felt it was a bit too insulting, the American people laughed so happily.

It's their turn, okay? I just changed the words temporarily. I won't let anyone get through this day!

The two of them took the stage wearing mandarin jackets and bowed.

Many people whistled.

After all, many people in the audience below bought tickets to see Su Butong.

Su Butong: It’s our first time to perform in the United States.

Fan: Yes.

Su Butong: How do you say America? It is the paradise of freedom and the hometown of warriors.

Fan: There is such a saying.

Su Butong: But there are also many idiots (Mother FK).

Fan: It’s easy to offend people by saying this.

But when Su Butong finished saying that there are many idiots, many Americans in the audience laughed knowingly.

Fan Ming's heart tightened: "Hey, what's the point of this joke? This young man is really saying that you are stupid."

Su Butong: Obviously not including everyone here, you are all wise and smart, because the difference between you and other Americans is that you chose to listen to Chinese cross talk - other Americans may not understand us.

What are you talking about.

The Americans below laughed again.

This performance style and this way of speaking are so American, so straightforward and refreshing, it's like a lively talk show.

Mr. Guo laughed and said to Shilin Hou in the audience: "This kid has to die first, don't mess up the performance."

"With the support of the two of us, let him make trouble." Shilin Hou smiled and shook his head. This Su Butong is really a weirdo. He can speak authentic cross talk in China, but he still knows how to make people laugh when he comes to the United States.

The American audience was amazed.

"This guy is pretty good." Everyone knows that when Mr. Guo says he's pretty good, that means he can do it if he wants to. This old gentleman has a very high vision. After all, he is a master of cross talk.

"It's no use being greedy, this is my little junior brother."

"Look at your ability, you are too cynical." Mr. Guo laughed and scolded. "And you think I'm a stranger?" But Mr. Guo really likes Su Budong.

Su Butong continued on the stage: I have evidence.

Fan:What evidence?

Su Butong: Only a nation with very low IQ could create such a bad state for the country inherited by the Americans.

Fan: How do you say that?

Su: There are only shopping malls left in this country, and there are countless shopping malls one after another, big shopping malls and small shopping malls. The small shopping mall is built between the two big shopping malls, between the small shopping malls.

Build a market with parking lots, gas stations, laundries, video stores around the market...

Americans burst into laughter again, because their lives are wrapped up in this way.

Fan: I think it’s pretty good.

Su: Yes, Americans think so and it’s so damn cool!

Su Butong used a foul language here, but it instantly heated up the atmosphere of the whole place.

Fan Ming's inner os:????Swearing can also blow up the scene?

Fan Ming: Oh.

Sue: Because the shopping mall satisfies both of their wishes at the same time.

Fan: What wish?

Su: Shopping and eating. Especially eating. Americans eat everything, such as hot dogs, big hot dogs, three-layer pork cheeseburgers, deep-fried beef balls topped with cheese lard...even raccoons are made into butts.

Every skewer will be eaten completely.

Mr. Guo listened to Su Butong's words in the audience: "Oh, your basic skills are solid enough. Where did you find this freak? I regret it now."
Chapter completed!
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