Chapter 32 I Never Said I'm a Gentleman
Chapter 32 I never said I was a gentleman (recommend pk for further reading)
Josh had a hazy and beautiful dream.
In the dream, he and Ah Li ran on the endless grassland, played hide and seek with the spirits of nature in the dreamy forest, splashed water on each other in the rushing shallow stream...
The scene changed and the sun set over the mountain. He and Ah Li sat on the top of the mountain and hugged each other to watch the sunset. When night fell, it was a long and shameless night.
Ahri's cheeks were red, her eyes were blurry, and she screamed with tears that she was no good and disgusted, but she always actively cooperated.
Josh and Ah Li would start cleaning and warming up from the attic, cleaning from the front hall to the back courtyard, pouring water from the faucet into the room, and sometimes they would also use the beautiful underground space to cook together, and the main meal would be dumplings.
No, Ah Li was not the only one in the leisurely and gentle countryside, Josh also saw other familiar and enchanting figures.
Just when he wanted to recognize those blurry faces, something unexpected happened.
Wearing armor and holding a long knife, the Valkyrie suddenly interspersed between Ahri, who was wearing a popular apron and cooking in the kitchen, and Josh, who was about to "sneak attack and cause trouble" from behind.
Like the other women, her facial features cannot be distinguished, but her fierce and proud temperament cannot be hidden.
The Valkyrie raised the dance of death entwined with black death energy, and the dazzling tip of the knife reached Josh with dull eyes.
After talking to Lunessia, Josh's flames retreated, but she was even more curious and took action directly.
"just?"
"Sorry, I just woke up, what happened just now?"
I blanch!
Josh was silent for a moment, "How long have I slept?"
【It’s really sad, a regression of civilization.】
As soon as Josh woke up, Lunessia's voice sounded in his head.
[Ha, you are pretending to be the same thing...] Lunessia said, [I thought you were a gentleman, for rejecting my proposal so decisively before.]
[I have warned you to open up your magic circuit as soon as possible... Tsk, it's a miracle that your body didn't collapse. ]
"What's wrong with me?"
As the door axis turns, the stone door closes, and the entire bedroom returns to silence.
Ah Li shook his little head that was overloaded with heat, took a few deep breaths to calm down, and pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Don't you remember?"
It was at this time that all the beautiful scenes in front of me disappeared like smoke in the past. In just an instant, all the pictures shattered and disappeared like a network, leaving only endless nothingness.
Then, she added worriedly: "You have been in a coma for three days. Tyrus and Ryze were originally taking care of you, but today I took over their duty to stay by your side and let them rest.
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However, Ahri's behavior like a frightened kitten was beyond his expectation. He moved his butt very quickly and retracted his tail. His face was full of surprise, and he stared at Josh with a bit of shyness.
[Hey, I didn’t expect that you not only have the talent to be a drama actor, but you can also write poems? My fair lady, a gentleman is so kind... It’s quite similar, interesting.] Lunessia said with a smile.
At the same time, Ahri hurriedly shook his head and denied it three times: "No, no, nothing happened!"
[If the bottle of water of life carried by Greer you wanted to kill had not been smashed by Tarosh, and your little junior brother drank it for you in time, you would have fallen into the root of the disease. 】
"Dream?" Josh murmured again, his eyes suddenly widened, as if he understood something.
"I only remember that I was targeted by the dark descendant who emerged from the ground, fought with him, and cut off the connection between him and the weapon. I don't remember anything after that."
"Archbishop Margusa said that you should inform them when you wake up. I will call Tyrus and Ryze first."
In order to prevent Ahri from being so embarrassed and shy that he might avoid him in the future, Josh pretended to have just woken up and did not take the initiative to mention what happened just now.
Then, Lunishia said with a fluctuating tone: [Should I really say you are stupid, or should I say you are stupid? 】
Josh subconsciously reached out and grabbed one of Ahri's nine tails hanging in front of his face.
Josh stared blankly at Ahri's wagging tail, not sure what she was looking at there.
The reason why Ahri kept his back was because he was interested in his jumping around.
"You, you, you...why are you awake?"
【Huh? What do you want to talk about?】
"The last thing I remember was that we defeated Tarosh?"
"I have never said that I am a gentleman, but what I want to pursue is a normal relationship." Josh retorted forcefully, "What's more, I think you don't know about 'My Fair Lady, Gentlemen are always jealous', right?"
Suddenly, Josh felt his body part being touched. He was slightly startled and realized that the dream he had just reflected back into reality.
Lunisia just snorted again and said playfully: [Instead of talking about this, you should solve the current matter first... It seems that the little fox not only does not understand the emotions between men and women, but also does not understand the physiological differences. ]
Her whole body seemed to have turned into a steam machine, and the heat generated by the congestion continued to spray out from the top of her head. She stammered and couldn't explain why.
Josh looked confused and pushed himself up to sit up.
Just as he was talking, Ah Li seemed to have thought of something, and immediately turned over and moved to the bedside, climbed the steps to the ground with bare feet, put on the footbags and shoes, and ran to the door with small steps.
Of course, this all depends on Lunessia's performance.
The feeling of falling into a bottomless abyss swept through his whole body. Josh had not yet reacted, and his hazy consciousness returned to his body. His eyelids squirmed. He first felt the itching on the tip of his nose, and then the breath of the living beside him.
Realizing that there was something wrong with what he said, Ahri quickly changed his words: "No, no, I, I mean, how could you wake up now... That's not right!"
"Taros, and your relationship with other dark descendants."
At this time, Ahri was kneeling on Josh's left side with his back to him. The soles of his feet that were pressed under his buttocks were red. The soles of his feet were slightly wrinkled due to the kneeling movement, but they did not show any roughness. They were together.
The toes are exquisitely carved with jade, the belly of the toes is full, small and exquisite.
While opening the door, Ahri turned around and warned Josh like a big sister taking care of her little brother: "You can rest here~~"
Even though he couldn't see her expression, Josh could still feel the corners of her lips raised proudly, "Are you still daydreaming? You've been sleeping for so long, should you wake up?"
[Yes, the great hero of Hylia, you prevented a disaster. Your master and master valued you so much that they immediately took you to a healer for examination. 】
[Three days are just mental exhaustion, which cannot be cured by the water of life.]
Even though there was an agreement, Josh has never been able to truly trust Lunessia due to her various "tentative" behaviors.
Josh's pupils moved downwards, and he caught a glimpse of Ahri's tail, which was aligned, tilted and wagging, with white fluffy hair and fine and smooth hair.
"You've been talking a lot, but what are you talking about? What kind of physiology course..."
Opening his blurry eyes and adapting to the brief dazzling bright light, Josh's vision gradually returned to normal.
[I don’t understand. The Shurima Empire established physiology classes long after they moved their capital to the City of the Sun and built the second Sun Disk. After thousands of years, you Blessed Islanders don’t even have physiology knowledge?
?]
Josh's eyes were still lingering on the door where Ahri disappeared. He took a deep breath and said to Lunessia: "Now, let's talk first."
However, after yesterday's battle, his relationship with Lunessia may have improved a bit.
The first thing that caught Josh's eyes was the familiar gold-rimmed decoration and the perfectly symmetrical ceiling. It was his own bedroom in Hylia, but from time to time, a ball of white fluff would sweep across his cheek.
"To be honest, I don't want to shirk responsibility, but I feel that we still lack trust in each other." Josh's tone was calm, "You could have reminded me of Tarosh's existence earlier, even if it was just your guess."
"What's wrong with me?"
"Uh, so...what happened just now?"
[You don’t know your own body yet?] Lunessia snorted.
[Ah, look, our Hylian hero finally woke up.]
Ah Li hurriedly stepped forward to help him, and a wisp of refreshing fragrance penetrated into Josh's nostrils. Coupled with the slight softness he felt on his left arm, he couldn't help but feel happy both physically and mentally.
Ahri's sitting posture changed to sitting on her side, biting her lower lip nervously, her flawless face was flushed, matching the three pairs of fox beard-like marks on both sides of her cheeks, and her shy appearance was full of cuteness.
During the brief moment of mental communication with Lunessia, Josh was accidentally swept across the face by the fox tail again.
[Using a very expensive arcane teleportation, you actually absorbed magic power into your body to strengthen your body in a short period of time.]
The Dance of Death had returned to the size of a pendant and was held in the palm of his scarlet right hand.
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The test results were somewhat dismal, and the popularity of the league has dropped to this level.
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Chapter completed!