Chapter 973: There are three proud things(1/2)
Xiao Yechen also became interested immediately, but he didn't know that he had begun to develop like a bad boy.
"Grandpa Grandpa, then you tell me and I will listen."
Little Yechen nodded happily, blinking his eyes as bright as stars, and looked at Lin Tianyuan, a centenarian.
Lin Tianyuan cleared his throat, and then said: "Your grandpa, there are three things that you are most proud of in your life!"
Xiao Yechen nodded and listened carefully.
"The first thing is martial arts! My martial arts cultivation is very powerful now. If nothing else, it is at least better than your master Lin Xiaowen." Lin Tianyuan said with a smile.
"Wow! Grandpa Grandpa is so awesome."
Xiao Yechen's eyes were bright.
Lin Tianyuan felt very satisfied when he saw Xiao Yechen's performance, and continued: "Let's talk about the second thing, that is medical knowledge! My medical skills, hehe, they are also very good."
"Then you compared with my teacher?"
Xiao Yechen asked again immediately.
"This!..." Lin Tianyuan smiled awkwardly and said: "Because my grandpa is old now and can't remember many things, and medicine requires me to memorize a lot of things, so in this regard, your teacher is better than me.
, because he is young!"
Lin Tianyuan could only find an excuse for his inferiority in this aspect.
Thinking of his grandson's medical attainments, Lin Tianyuan was amazed. Of course, Lin Xiaowen was actually only a little better than Lin Tianyuan.
But just a little bit is enough to surpass Lin Tianyuan in the medical field.
Lin Tianyuan still admired Lin Xiaowen's incredible talent.
At the same time, he is also very proud!
Let me ask, who wouldn’t be proud after having such an outstanding descendant?
Which of our ancestors didn't all have hope, and their descendants are getting better and better with each generation?
It is sad that one generation is weaker than the other!
"Oh!" Xiao Yechen nodded.
"Now let's talk about the third thing, which is to pick up girls!" Lin Tianyuan immediately pointed out three fingers and said with a smile.
"Take a bath? Grandpa, I don't understand. I do know how to take a bath. What's going on with this bath!?"
Xiao Yechen scratched his head, looked at Lin Tianyuan in confusion, and asked.
"Hehe, you don't understand this, but it doesn't matter. Logically speaking, when you grow up, you will understand it naturally without being taught by others, but now it doesn't matter if I tell you in advance."
Lin Tianyuan said with a smile.
Hearing this, Xiao Yechen pricked up his ears and said in surprise: "Grandpa Grandpa, please tell me quickly."
"What you mean by this is to find a woman to be your wife, just like your father found your mother to be his wife."
Lin Tianyuan said.
"Oh! So that's it."
Xiao Yechen's eyes blinked several times quickly, and then he nodded in understanding.
"But why are you looking for a wife?"
Xiao Yechen asked again immediately.
"this……"
Lin Tianyuan really wanted to explain to Xiao Yechen the joy of a man and a woman having sex on the bed, but thinking about Xiao Yechen's little elephant trunk, it was really hard to explain. If I did, even Xiao Yechen would have a hard time understanding it. Is it possible?
Do you have to masturbate yourself and show it to Xiao Yechen?
After being slightly startled, Lin Tianyuan said with a smile: "This is actually to have children. Once you have children, you will have grandchildren. Otherwise, how could you exist?"
"Oh, it seems that many adults can pick up this, girl! I see many children with parents. This is not a big deal!"
Xiao Yechen said in confusion.
This made Lin Tianyuan's head suddenly filled with black lines.
"Here, do you think your father only has one wife, your mother?"
Lin Tianyuan rolled his eyes and asked.
"Well, yes!"
Xiao Yechen nodded firmly.
"Then I say I'm great! That's because I have many wives."
Lin Tianyuan immediately said proudly.
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Yechen suddenly thought of something and said in surprise: "I understand, my teacher is also very good in this area. When I was at his home, I saw two women. It seems that
My teacher picked up two girls!"
"Yes, that's it, but your ancestor, grandpa, I had eight of them back then!"
Lin Tianyuan actually doesn't remember how many there are. His love history is a tragedy, so his memory of those days is very vague.
"Eight?"
Xiao Yechen's eyes widened.
"Hey, how about it? Your grandpa is so awesome!" Lin Tianyuan looked at Xiao Yechen proudly.
"Awesome!" Xiao Yechen nodded, "Then I will also learn from my ancestor and find eight wives."
"Haha, you are ambitious, well done. I really appreciate what you said."
Lin Tianyuan became happy.
And Lin Tianyuan also began to think about deliberately leaving a few steps of the island country's body action art film in his computer, so that this kid could accidentally see it, and then... haha...
The more Lin Tianyuan thought about it, the more evil he became.
In fact, it is not difficult to see from here why Lin Xiaowen behaves like this. This is not something Lin Tianyuan trained himself. As the saying goes, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!
Of course, it was also Lin Xiaowen. He had a romantic nature, and with the guidance of his seniors, it was natural.
After that, Lin Tianyuan asked Xiao Yechen to go to bed.
Prepare to start training Xiao Yechen systematically the next day. Although Xiao Yechen is not a descendant of the Lin family, Lin Tianyuan still plans to teach this boy the essence of the Lin family's martial arts bit by bit. As for how successful he can be, it depends.
He realized it himself.
Facts have proved that Xiao Yechen is indeed a rare talent. A few days later, Lin Tianyuan was surprised to find that this boy was a martial arts genius no less than Lin Xiaowen!
This made Lin Tianyuan teach even harder.
And time went back to the night when Lin Xiaowen returned to Tiannan City from the mountain village.
Using the wind-like speed of Fengshen Legs, Lin Xiaowen returned to Tiannan City. It didn't take much time and didn't consume much internal energy.
"Hey, Xiaowen, you're back! I thought you wouldn't come back until tomorrow!"
Arriving at home, Mumu Ito was wearing a pair of hot pants and a pair of cotton slippers, and was cleaning the house.
"I can't bear to leave it, of course I have to come back!"
When Lin Xiaowen saw Ito Mumu's outfit, he immediately got angry. He hurried over, put his arms around Ito Mumu's slender waist, pressed against her ear, and spoke softly.
Of course Ito Mumu would not resist. The more her beloved man treated her like this, the happier she felt, which meant that she was favored.
"Go take a shower quickly. Your whole body smells like sweat. I'll mop the floor and wait for you on the bed!"
Ito Mumu immediately glanced at Lin Xiaowen and said in a gentle voice.
Lin Xiaowen placed a pop on Ito Mumu's face, and after taking a sip of fragrance, he reluctantly let go of Ito Mumu's fiery body and walked towards the bathroom.
And Xiaolanzi?
At this time, Xiaolanzi was naturally in the room, taking the new vocabulary that Ito Mumu taught today, and started practicing. She wanted to learn Chinese as soon as possible.
After that, Lin Xiaowen came out of the shower room and picked up Ito Mumu from the waist. Naturally, it was a cloudy and rainy period after that, which was not pleasant at all.
And just as Lin Xiaowen continued his second round of offensive, his cell phone rang at an inappropriate time.
This made Ito Mumu feel a little unhappy, but he didn't say anything.
Lin Xiaowen took the phone over and saw that it was Ye Fei.
"Brother Fei? Could it be that something happened to Senior Sister?"
This was Lin Xiaowen's first thought when he saw Ye Fei's phone number.
So, Lin Xiaowen quickly answered the call, "Brother Fei, if you call me so late, has something happened to my senior sister?"
Well……
Ye Fei was startled, and then said: "No, your senior sister is back, okay!"
"I'll go..."
To be continued...