13. Chapter 13 Wood Yi and Jizun
Just lift it! But brother, can you stop moving? Fengjun gritted her teeth and endured the shameless hand. Don't let her know whose hand it belongs to!
She finally figured it out. In this tribe, which can be said to have more than a hundred people, there are only about ten women including the old witch, and there is only one younger and more beautiful woman. This ten-to-one male-to-female ratio is even worse than the current situation in China.
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Even if you are a monk and have only seen pigs running away, please behave like a gentleman. Even if you like her, you must be subtle - ah! Who the hell touches her noble butt!
When she was placed on a simple flat stand that was half a person's height, Feng Jun no longer cared about it, because this posture was very scary, right?
There was a rack similar to roasting pork, a bunch of burning flames next to it, and a new woman, plus this was a primitive jungle, a bunch of savage primitive humans.
Anyone who looks at it will think that she will be roasted and eaten!
Feng Jun's hair and bones are thick and soft.
The wizard held up his long staff and circled around her like he was chanting a spell, "O God who dominates everything! Please lend me your divine power to wash away this woman's sinful soul and let her live pure in the northern tribe!"
If Fengjun could understand, he would probably go crazy! What is a sinful soul? A colonel who serves the country and the people is pure, infinitely beautiful, flawless and glorious! You degenerate primitives are only sinful and obscene!
Everyone looked devoutly at the dark sky and prayed softly. The wizard closed his old eyes and raised his hands above his head, and suddenly struck hard with both palms, "Start the baptism of God!"
Everyone opened their eyes and all stared at Feng Jun. Feng Jun sweated furiously: "Come and kill me or chop me into pieces!"
Ruined, ruined, all the famous names will be ruined tonight!
When the baptism began, all the people in the tribe automatically lined up in a long queue according to their age. The wizard walked towards Fengjun first, holding a willow stick in his hand and dipping it in the water next to the wooden frame. He shook the willow stick on Fengjun a few times, letting the
The prayed holy water fell on her body, cleansing her of her sins.
Feng Jun pursed her mouth and closed her eyes tightly to receive this series of cold water sprays. God knows how much she wanted to jump up! When she glanced sideways at the motionless Shan Zun beside the fire, the anger rising in her heart was like being swayed by warm water.
Drain it gently, okay! She tolerates it.
The pious and solemn baptism ceremony ended very smoothly and successfully. During the period, there was not even a slightly strong wind. The calmness showed that the gods calmly accepted Feng Jun.
"The new woman is so white!" As soon as the big ceremony ended, the atmosphere suddenly became lively, and the young men surrounded Feng Jun and admired her with interest.
"Her legs are more comfortable than touching hare's down!"
"She's so flexible and much more comfortable than a wild boar!"
The men were all complacent, showing off their bold behavior of taking advantage of others. Because they were primitive, they were severely lacking in adjectives, and they were only familiar with the animal kingdom, so later on, their metaphors often made Feng Jun, who understood the language of Kongzhang's jungle, want to cry without tears.
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"What's the point?" Tila laughed with pride, "I touched her before the chief! Fengjun and I are good friends. If you want her, you have to be nice to me, otherwise
I told her not to be nice to you!"
Wardi smiled naively and said, "Am I not treating you well? You don't know how comfortable you are today!"
Tila hummed with a satisfied expression. This was the greatest compliment for a man, especially in front of so many men. The man's vanity was infinitely satisfied, and Valdi hugged Tila happily.
The corners of Fengjun's eyes were slapped hard several times!
Even though she has seen the more powerful intimate behavior of this energetic man and woman, she has only been in this savage primitive jungle for two days after all, and she is not yet powerful enough to be as calm as these naked men!
Le Wu, who had always been strong, was unconvinced and rushed over: "Tila, didn't you say last time that I made you the most comfortable?"
It’s not that he prides himself on being powerful, it’s that women say he is powerful, even Tila! But this guy Valdi has possessed Tila more times than he does!
Fa Yiyi was not convinced when he heard this. He pulled Tila and insisted on making it clear that Tila was neither left nor right. He simply threw them away and said, "If you keep asking me, I will ignore you in the future!"
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Neither of them dared to offend Tila, for fear of jeopardizing their future happy life.
When everyone's attention returned, Feng Jun had already covered his body and was about to run away.
Le Wu was the first to notice and grabbed her, Chao Muyi said: "You should check the new woman's body! She seemed to say she was sick that day!"
Le Wu's words immediately attracted the attention of the men. If the new woman is not in good health, it will be a very serious problem!
"Hurry up and take a look!" Even Tila became nervous and pushed Mu Yi up, then pushed Feng Jun back onto the wooden frame and touched her body a few times comfortingly.
Fengjun sweats like crazy!
More sweaty things are coming!
A woman cannot have children, which is a huge loss for the Tianbei tribe. Mu Yi quickly touched her forehead and found it was not hot!
Touching her small hand again, Mu Yi sighed, "The woman is too thin! From now on, she must eat more and take supplements!"
The men nodded in agreement. Le Wu pointed at Feng Jun and wondered: "Is it because it's too small there, so it can't be done?"
All the naked men looked at it one after another and found that it was indeed not big. Even Ge Luo was bigger than hers. They all stared at Mu Yi, trying to find the answer from him.
Mu Yi didn't understand either. He didn't even have any experience with women, but as a witch doctor, he should explore this issue carefully to benefit the Tianbei tribe.
So, with a great heart, Mu Yi stretched out his wolf claws toward Feng Jun——
Question: Who is the most awesome person in the world?
Answer: Auntie!
She comes and leaves whenever she wants, without even saying hello. When she comes, you become irritable and anxious. When she doesn't come, you get anxious and angry. If you are not careful, you are suddenly attacked by her, which makes you miserable!
Sometimes I really want to say something to my aunt, if you don’t want to come over in advance and say hello, you can just call me. Why don’t you send me a WeChat notification?
Fengjun was really conquered this time!
When Mu Yi's hand, with a sacred and great mission, and a noble heart of exploring human physiology, touched Fengjun, Fengjun suddenly felt his abdomen swell and gushed out——
Don't be naughty!
Tila jumped up and pointed at her with surprise and joy, "It's bleeding, it's bleeding!"
Everyone looked closer in surprise and breathed a long sigh of relief. They had long known from the previous generation that once a woman starts bleeding, it means she is of age and can have children.
In those days, lifting started with men after the first bleeding!
Chapter completed!