Chapter 536 Orchid Finger
"Um...if I go to stay at your house, aren't you afraid that your wife will be jealous?"
"Haha... They are actually generous, but not generous. I have so many wives, and they are not allowed to fight. But the main thing is to understand their tempers. Those women, they know what is right and what is good, and you are good to them.
, they will treat you better, but if you are stubborn with them, well, I am afraid of this, and others will not offend you!"
"Giggle...I understand!" Yang Yang is also a university teacher. When this guy mentioned it, she instantly understood that his wives are all emotional animals. If you try to get along with them from a philistine perspective, you will probably be ruined. But with emotions, it should be very good.
Simple, otherwise, this guy has so many wives, they would have torn him apart long ago.
Lu Ziwen looked around in her small room, but the place was really small, and there wasn't much to see. He sat down on the sofa, and Yang Yang was a little embarrassed and said: "Wenwen, I'm really small here."
, I have nothing to greet you, what should I drink? If you have a drink, if you don’t want a drink, I’ll make you a cup of tea!”
"No, I just came to see you and chat with me for a while. I have to leave in a while. I just came back from England yesterday. I have to go see other women in a while! How about hurrying over? I'm here
The skin will be torn off by them."
"Giggle... If you say that, then I won't be polite to you." After all, we are classmates who grew up together, so there is no need to be polite. Yang Yang sat down on the couch. The sofa is not big, and it can accommodate two or three people.
Personally, that's fine.
"By the way, Mosquito, I heard that you joined the army before, but I haven't heard from you since then. Did you get out of the army? You guys are really good at being a soldier. You are a good fighter. You must be able to join the army.
"Open."
"Gee, in the army, I was in such a mess with my boss, otherwise, why wouldn't I be hanging out in the military area? But later, mainly because the country had some very special tasks for me to do, I was offered a rather special position.
I won’t talk about this, haha... I won’t mention the military affairs, anyway, it can be said that I came out of the army."
"If you don't say it, don't say it. I'm not very interested in those military things."
"Let's talk about you, Yangyang. I haven't seen you for so many years. You've changed a lot."
"I... what can I say? I need to study for exams, rely on university, rely on graduate school, and then stay in school! I am nothing special, and my life is not special either. I have been studying for more than ten years and have been a teacher. Until now.
, couldn’t afford anything, and ended up living in a small house assigned by the school! What’s there to say?”
"Tch, you're not bad at it either, why are you always comparing yourself to me!"
"Giggle...it's not your fault. When I was young, I was like a savage stinky guy like you. If I could make a little difference, then..."
"Then what?"
"Giggle...it's nothing!"
"It's nothing. If you have anything to say, just say it. You are still afraid that I will laugh at you. You are not that shy little girl anymore!"
"Giggle...yes, you're already married, so there's nothing you can't say." Yang Yang smiled slightly, "Actually, when I was a child, I felt that you, the smelly mosquito, was very bad, but you were also quite capable of hurting people.
When I was in elementary school, I thought about
, if you can study a little better and be more obedient, then I will get into college, finish studying, then marry you and raise you! That’s it, just... I didn’t expect that I would be in a mess.
You're better off...!"
"Oh, then I'm really charming, Yangyang. When we were little, you liked me!"
"Don't be stinky. I was innocent back then. As a child, I just like whichever one is good! Why are you smiling? You won't be nice to me now!"
"Uh...!" It's embarrassing. This old classmate is really straightforward. If he treats her well now, will she marry him? This question seems worth thinking about. Her words seem like a confession!
"What are you doing with that expression? Seriously, I just told you about my childhood, and you still take it seriously!"
"No... you're serious about being a p****!" Lu Ziwen also laughed, "However, Yangyang, I'm still quite curious about you. I remember that when you were a child, you were so shy that you didn't like to talk. I teased you, but you tolerated it.
, and don’t talk about me, it’s better now, my personality has changed, I’m more generous, and my appearance has completely changed.”
"The appearance has also changed, why has it changed?"
"When I was a child, I was just like a shy little girl. Now, your personality is completely different from when you were a child, and your figure has also changed. Look at you, you were quite petite and a bit thin when you were a child. Now, hehe... you are very charming!
"
"Stinky mosquitoes, dogs can't spit out ivory from their mouths!" Yang Yang glared at the guy fiercely. His delicate hands also twisted the man's arm, but the guy was too strong and couldn't twist it. She
I also know that this guy just said that she was very skinny when she was a child, but as she got older, her figure became so plump//full.
Lu Ziwen still laughed loudly. It was normal for old classmates to fight and fight. The more they fight, the better the relationship becomes. So he still smiled and said: "That's a fact. Look at you, when you were in middle school, your breasts were bigger."
The front one is just like a small steamed bun. I also told other students that your front one is like a small steamed bun.
I guess it's not as big as those two-cent steamed buns. Damn, those guys who are a little stronger have bigger chest muscles than you. Hehe... As a result, after so many years, you have become as big as the desert in Northeast China! And it's an extra-large size.
Yes, you look really good! I even wonder if you’ve had sex!”
"Go to hell!" Seeing that this guy was getting more and more aggressive, Yang Yang suddenly kicked his calf over. This stinky guy spoke just like he did when he was a child. He was neither shy nor shy. If it was a child, she might have been hiding in the corner.
She didn't dare to speak despite being bullied by him, but now, she is different. Of course, they are also making trouble, but Yang Yang's pretty face is still smiling happily.
"You're a dead mosquito, you've just had enough. Mine, it's all natural!"
"Gaga... It's all natural. What supplements did you take later? I'm curious... I have to tell my wives and teach them how to maintain their health! Oh, that's so feminine!"
"Fuck you, what supplements? When I was in high school, my mother always said that I was tired, so she always made me stewed chickens and stuff. Anyway, I became so fat at that time, so ugly at that time, I felt like a
I was so fat that I didn’t dare to see you, but you also joined the army. Then when I went to college, I lost weight to stay in shape, and now I’m like this!"
"Haha... No wonder, you turn out to be a fat girl!"
"Damn it, you damn mosquito, can you not laugh at me? It's hard to see you once, but you already know how to laugh at me."
"Tch, isn't that my personality? When I was a child, if I didn't tease you for a day, there would be no peace for a day. Then you didn't like to hear it! Why don't you like to poop when you are older?"
"Whoever is as young as you knows how to bully others!"
"It's necessary. If I don't bully you, I don't even know what to do!" Lu Ziwen touched the corner of his mouth and said strangely. He was like this when he was a child. Although he would not be too aggressive towards his deskmate when he was a child. After all, he is a girl.
He was also afraid that she would cry, but teasing her was something he did every day. If he didn't tease her, he would feel like something was wrong every day. "By the way, Yang Yang, why aren't you shy now? I feel like you."
Now you can say it better than I can.”
"Oh, I am a student. When I was in high school, because of my good grades,
I wrote good essays, but I always had to give speeches, and my mother often went to school to see me, so I couldn’t say no to giving speeches. Fortunately, I was chubby at that time and had no one to chase me, so I could only study every day. If I still followed
I used to be so quiet, but I must have been in big trouble at that time. Later, when I went to college, I also habitually joined literary clubs, and then made many friends. I also often gave speeches and talked a lot to others. Do you think I can stay the same?
If I don't say a word like I did when I was a kid, how can I get along?"
"Yes! But when you were in college, did you have many boyfriends? Look at you, you have a good figure and a good face. Compared with those students, you are much prettier. You are the only one in class, and a lot of male students are staring at you.
Look, yes, there must be a lot of boys chasing you."
"Hehe...it's okay, okay, not much. I mean, every time I go out, there are only seven or eight classmates around me. I still can't compare with you. I have so many girls at home."
"Of course, my mosquito is special and charming!"
"Giggle... You look so pretty, just like you did when you were a kid, bragging and easy to get beaten up. No wonder Sister Yu always pulled your ears when you were a kid."
"Tch, then I was teasing my sister on purpose! She didn't pull me, but I was still itchy!"
"I know, you are itchy and deserve a beating! However, after being beaten by Sister Yu, you are now stronger and doing so well. It's all thanks to Sister Yu!"
"Hee...it's necessary. I'm just a sister. She's not great, so how can I get away with it? By the way, where's your man!"
"My man! I'm looking for him, but I can't find him!"
"Oh my god, who are you fooling? How old are you? You're still single. Oh my God, do you still want to practice your orchid fingers?"
"What's the orchid finger?" The beauty was stunned for a moment, as if she didn't understand. But after thinking about it carefully, she understood that she often knew about those Internet famous quotes that she often surfed the Internet. How could she know less than this guy Lu Ziwen! This guy, too.
Nothing to fool around with I saw it from the Internet
This word happened to be used today. Suddenly, Yang Yang was like a little tigress. When he pressed Lu Ziwen, he beat her violently. Now, she is not the little girl who will only be bullied by this guy. Now she is savage
Here you are! If you dare to tease her like that, it's no wonder she doesn't show off.
Damn it, luckily this man has thick skin and can't be beaten, otherwise, this little tigress really peeled off his skin, damn it, but after beating this guy for a long time, this woman still didn't feel relieved, so she turned around
, and kicked him again, hard.
After venting her anger, she said: "Damn mosquito, you still dare to say that I am not good. Don't think that I bullied you every day when I was a child, and I will bully you again when I am older. I said that if I see you again one day, I will have to use my little hands."
Chapter completed!