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Chapter 2549 Game 1

In an instant, Liang's small universe exploded. To be precise, it was an instinctive reaction. We, Xiao Liang, are now considered top masters. How could we have someone pointing a gun at our vest?

Before the muzzle of the gun touched the vest, Liang Yong slid sideways, cut his wrists with his backhand, and stretched the opponent's body. At this time, his other hand came over to grab the opponent's waist, and suddenly Lift the opponent up and spin him 360 degrees before throwing him away.

This action sounds slow, but it was completed in an instant. It took less than 0.1 seconds from Liang Yong's activation to the moment the opponent fell out. At this time, the opponent's stern scolding was still echoing in the air.

There was a splash of stinky water, and accompanied by a low-octave scream of "Ouch...", the man had already rolled over in the stinky puddle next to him. He was covered in mud, and even his hair, eyes and face were covered in mud. It was covered with a layer of stinking mud, making it impossible to see its true appearance.

Our Xiaoliang was also very busy. He jumped forward and back several steps before he regained his balance. He seemed very nervous when he wiped the fictitious sweat on his forehead.

Well, I didn't notice that there was a stinky puddle next to it, and I almost got splashed with stinky water. Fortunately, I have advanced Trait Liang Kung Fu, and my Qing Gong has reached the point where I can't splash water into it.

"Idiot, stop showing off, you have already lost 0.5% of your vitality in just a moment," Xiao Yanzi reminded angrily in the peach blossom fan.

Come on, 0.5% of infuriating energy is nothing, I can replenish it in just one breath.

Liang Yong's heart was full of disdain, but he was sweating randomly. Damn, he was so confused in an emergency that he forgot that there was no infuriating energy to absorb here. He wasted 0.5% of infuriating energy. He had known that only the strength of muscles would be enough. This guy behind him It doesn't look good either. The body is so light that it has only a few ounces of flesh and can be easily lifted with one hand.

"Bah, bah...ah, you dare to attack the police, I will kill you... Where is my gun, have you seen my gun..." A clay figure stood up in the puddle, and his hat fell off and he shook his head several times. , there was actually a big tail spinning twice above his head, causing the smelly water to splash. Liang Yong hurriedly hid behind the doorpost, and then he saw clearly that the person standing up turned out to be a woman.

Then I discovered that she was actually a female police officer. The Sirius police logo was similar to that of the Earthlings. She also wore a straight suit and had an armed belt around her waist with miscellaneous police equipment hanging on it. At this time, the walkie-talkie was still flashing a red light. .

Liang Yong felt nervous, "Oh no, I actually beat up a policeman, and she was a woman. Although I can't tell whether she is beautiful or ugly now, beating someone is wrong after all."

However, at this time, we, Xiaoliang, could not admit that we had attacked the police even if we were beaten to death. We felt guilty, but our faces still looked confused, full of innocence and vigilance.

"You...you, you, you...who are you? Why did you attack me?" Liang Yong asked nervously. He picked up a wooden stick from the side, but as soon as he lifted it up, the wooden stick broke into several pieces, leaving only a few pieces. When he held the three-inch long rotten wood in his hand, he didn't notice it at all. He still held the rotten wood tightly with an extremely frightened expression.

"Bah, bah... just wait," the policewoman spat out two more breaths of foul water. Her face was bruised and yellow. It was hard to tell whether she was angry or dirty.

"You...what else do you want? I'm calling the police." Liang Yong couldn't reveal his trap at this time, so he simply pretended to be stupid: "Help...Help, policeman, help me...Where's my cell phone?"

The policewoman stood there with her eyes wide open. Not to mention her big eyes, a pair of black eyeballs were like gems, which instantly improved her image by dozens of points.

What does this mean? He actually shouted for help. What do you think I am? I am the policeman. I am the most powerful policewoman in this area, Li Saifeng.

The policewoman's brain was short-circuited for a few seconds before she realized what she was doing and cursed disdainfully: "How dare you, a little thief, call the police? I am the police, raise your hands."

She finally found the pistol, bent down to take it out from the smelly water, and pointed it at Liang Yong again. This pistol was naturally more than a hundred times more advanced than the May 4th pistol, Browning, etc. It was the latest particle technology of Sirius. A single shot of a tranquilizer gun will put an elephant weighing several tons down and put him to sleep for most of the day.

"Ah, you are a policeman, don't hit me," Liang Yong was extremely surprised, but he raised his hands very obediently, very high and thoroughly, not to mention being obedient.

"Hey...Uncle policeman, don't get me wrong, please listen to my explanation," Liang Yong put on a smile. Acting and pretending are actually an art, which requires not only coherence but also good coordination.

"Bah, who's uncle? I'm your mother," the policewoman yelled angrily. What kind of look did this little thief have? He, a pretty flower in the police world, actually regarded me as a middle-aged uncle. At this moment, even official matters were neglected. Put it aside, just for insulting me, I will beat you into a pig's head.

"Eh... aunt, where did I come from? It seems that they all died thousands of years ago." Liang Yong was extremely surprised. He stared at the policewoman carefully, then suddenly slapped his thigh and apologized embarrassingly: "Ah, it turns out that You are a woman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the way you look at me turns out to be the police sister, and you misunderstood,"

"Bah, who is your sister? She is either a rapist or a thief with a playful smile." The policewoman's face softened a lot, but she still kept slurping before speaking. God knows how many mouthfuls of smelly water she just drank.

"No, the police sister was wronged. This is a huge injustice. How could I be a thief? I was opening the door to go home," Liang Yong called Tianqu.

"Excuse me, I clearly saw you picking the lock," the policewoman sneered, and finally did not curse again.

"I pick the lock, this is my home, okay," Liang Yong said with an innocent look on his face.

"They are still arguing that this family has been a soldier for tens of thousands of years, and this house has always been empty. There is no owner at all," the policewoman said angrily.

"Ah, this is really a big misunderstanding. I am the soldier, what is my name...yes, my name is steamed buns, absolutely authentic white-faced steamed buns, purer than the steamed buns on the breasts of beautiful women," Liang Yong listened. I was overjoyed and hurriedly patted my chest to explain. When I mentioned the steamed buns, I suddenly realized that the breasts of the policewoman in front of me were really big. She looked a bit like Xiao Ling, so I unconsciously let it slip.

"You are a steamed bun, you are so obscene and shameless, swish..." The policewoman was confused at first, then became furious, and fired desperately and continuously, the particle beam from the muzzle emitting a bright red light.

Liang Yong was so frightened that he hurriedly twisted left and right, rocked back and forth, and used the magical power of Lingbo Weibu. He was able to escape the particle beam. However, the policewoman was obviously extremely angry and fired randomly, but she was killed. When it stopped, Liang Yong couldn't hide anymore, so he could only run away and circle around to the side of the house, hiding behind the thick stone wall. Only then was he temporarily safe.

"Come out, you bastard, don't run away," the policewoman said, holding a gun and chasing after him. She couldn't catch up with Liang Yong and cursed angrily.

"I didn't run away. If you don't shoot, I will come out," Liang Yong said quite reasonably.

"I won't shoot if you don't run away,"

"You would have shot me if I hadn't run away. I'm not stupid,"
Chapter completed!
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