Following Meijia's introduction, a group of grown men sighed at the lake, pretending to be arty intellectuals. In fact, they didn't understand anything and couldn't explain it for a long time. Wu Lexuan complained impatiently after listening to their sour nonsense: "Don't be sour. There is an underground river at the bottom of the lake. Sometimes the underground river partition is washed away by water, and the lake water empties along with the underground river. When the underground river is blocked by sand and rocks again, the lake water cannot flow out and naturally fills up again. "

When everyone heard this, they shouted: "Brilliant, I didn't expect Le Xuan to be an expert with rich geographical knowledge."

Wu Lexuan didn't agree with everyone's compliments. She jumped up and urged loudly: "Liang Yong, set up the tent quickly. I'm hungry and tired. I need to eat and sleep."

Everyone set up tents on the grass by the lake. Everyone's tents were close together and formed a circle. Of course, there were exceptions. Song Youcai set up his girlfriend's tent on the edge of the woods a few hundred meters away from them. God knows. What he thinks is that he may be afraid that the harmonious noise at night will affect other people.

Wu Lexuan watched Liang Yong set up a giraffe tent and an alpaca tent. The pointed head looked extremely heavy. She knocked Liang Yong's head and said, "Idiot, choose this kind of tent. It's a waste of energy to carry it. No wonder I was so tired carrying the tent just now,"

"Hey, you didn't know that a giraffe's big head can scare predators at night, which is good for safety," Liang Yong said reasonably.

Wu Lexuan hit her head again and scolded her: "Idiot, then you have to choose the tiger or lion tent."

"Ouch... I said you hit me on the head like this every day, even if you're not stupid, you'll beat me stupid," Liang Yong said with an aggrieved look on his face.

Over there, Meijia has laid out a large piece of plastic sheet on the lawn in the center of the tent, inviting everyone to start eating. Everyone threw the food in their backpacks in the middle. Wow, it was really rich, including potato chips that girls love to eat. Biscuits, chocolate, sausages, beef jerky, prunes, various preserved fruits, as well as men's favorite roast chicken, hamburgers, big elbows, almost all the food that can be bought in the county town were brought up, and it was impossible to eat these two meals. over.

"How can you go camping without wine?" Ye Tian laughed, holding two bottles of red wine and two bottles of Maotai in his hands.

Lao Wu was so greedy that his mouth watered. He grabbed two bottles of Maotai and said, "That's it. Do you have any more?"

"I still have two boxes in my tent, you can drink whatever you want," Ye Tian said proudly, not knowing how he carried such heavy wine on his back.

"I don't drink, I want to drink drinks, I want to drink mineral water," Wu Lexuan pouted.

"Hehe, we have this too," Liang Yong said proudly. He reached behind his back and magically pulled out a lot of drinks and mineral water. There were plenty of them in the Peach Blossom Fan space, and there were also a lot of drinks. Originally, he wanted to take them. He came out to show off, but Ye Tian took advantage of him.

After walking all morning, everyone was hungry. While eating food, they played fist fights and wine games, and played various games. It was not until an hour later that everyone lay down on the grass with their stomachs in their hands and hummed comfortably.

"Yongyong, get up and play, let's get up and play games," Wu Lexuan was full of energy and pulled Liang Yongyong. Not only she, but also the other girls were in high spirits and full of energy, showing no sign of fatigue.

This woman looks delicate and delicate. She has difficulty climbing the mountain and lacks strength. However, after a whole day of tossing and tossing, the man is exhausted, but they are still like that. On the contrary, they become more energetic as the night goes by.

"Okay Xuanxuan, please let me lie down for a while, I feel so weak right now," Liang Yong requested pitifully.

"No, I want you to get up and play with me, go swimming in the lake, catch fish..." Wu Lexuan was unwilling to give up.

"Swimming..." Liang Yong was shocked after hearing this, but then he shook his head and sighed. Although swimming in broad daylight was exciting, Wu Lexuan's beautiful body was exposed in front of a large group of perverts. He suffered too much and it was not worth it.

"Okay, I'll tell you a joke," Liang said, unable to resist her entanglement.

"Humph, if the joke isn't funny, I'm not done with you," Wu Lexuan threatened sternly.

"Hehe, it must be funny," Liang Yong promised, patting his chest and began to talk:

The student climbed over the wall into the school and was caught by the principal.

Principal: Why don't you go through the school gate?

The student pointed to the clothes: Metersbonwe, not taking the usual path.

Principal: How did you climb over such a high wall?

The student patted his pants: Li Ning, everything is possible.

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall?

The student pointed to the shoes: "Xtep", it feels like flying.

The next day, students came in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why don’t you climb over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: Anta, I choose what I like.

Principal: Why aren't you wearing school uniform?

The student lifted his pants: Semir, you can wear whatever you want.

Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into the school?

The student patted his clothes and said: No one can stop the noble bird.

The principal was furious: I will give you a serious offense.

Dissatisfied students: why.

The principal sneered: M-Zone, I have the final say on my territory.

"Hahaha, it's interesting. I laughed for several days when I saw it on the Internet," Liang Yong burst out laughing after he finished speaking. Lao Wu was also beaming with joy and beating his chest and laughing.

However, a group of girls looked at Liang Yong and the two of them like idiots.

"Why, you don't like to hear it, isn't it funny?" Liang Yong asked guiltily, sensing something was wrong.

"Tch, it's not interesting at all. I've seen it for several years," Wu Lexuan said disdainfully.

Liang Yongfu sweated and said very unconvinced: "I will tell you another story that will make you laugh. This time the story is about the police and reporters."

Wu Lexuan showed concern. She remembered that Jin Qiaoqiao was a reporter and Meijia in front of her was also a reporter. Could it be what happened to them?

Liang is used to say.

Police: What are you doing, wandering on the street so late at night?

Miss: Prostitute.

The policemen stood in awe and worshiped for a while.

Police: Which newspaper company?

Miss: Hug later.

Police: Which evening newspaper is it from?

Miss: Hug the man at night.

Police: Henan Evening News is good.

Miss: You can only do this at night.

Police: It’s really hard working on manuscripts at night, so you should pay more attention to your health.

Miss: Thank you, policeman, for your understanding. Welcome to do it.

Policeman: Okay, I will definitely submit a manuscript, I will definitely submit a manuscript.

…

After Liang Yong finished speaking for a long time, everyone was still silent. This time, even Lao Wu opened his eyes wide and looked confused, and asked in confusion: "Liang Zi, you, a reporter, have an ordinary conversation with the police. I didn't hear anything funny." ,"

Liang Yong was accustomed to his low IQ and didn't bother to respond. He looked at Wu Lexuan and said, "How is it? Is it fun?"

"Tch," this time not only Wu Lexuan swore, but several girls also swore. It seems that people learn to be bad very quickly, just like the reporter and the prostitute in the story. It's just that they are two completely different things. life.
Chapter completed!