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Chapter 176: Bragging

The waiter downstairs heard someone shouting and turned around to see it was Duo Qi. He hurriedly responded: "Okay, sir, please go back to your room and wait a moment. We will send it to you immediately."

Duoqi went back to the room and sat down, saying: "Crazy man, the food and drinks will be here soon. Let's wait a moment. Hey, by the way, where were you last night?"

The crazy man jumped up and squatted on the chair, saying: "You are so good! Just don't tell me, I will be happy when you say it, haha." After a burst of laughter, he said: "Brother-in-law, you will have one more in the future...

There are one more..." As he spoke, he raised his fingers and counted and said: "Brother-in-law, son, uncle." After saying this, he became energetic for a while and shouted: "Yes, yes, haha, you will have more in the future.

Now that I’m an uncle, look at how awesome I am!”

Duoqi was confused by him and felt very confused. He asked in a daze: "Uncle? What's going on? What are you doing, crazy man?"

I don’t know that the crazy man was very proud. He tugged on his mustache, held his head high and said: "Hey, only the invincible me can achieve this miracle. Yesterday, I and my son were competing to see who could fart more. Hey, I

If you win over your son, your son will naturally recognize me. Otherwise, brother-in-law, how could you get promoted and make a fortune? You have an extra uncle, haha."

Duoqi had vaguely understood what he said. He thought it was yesterday that he had a boring competition with someone who was as boring as him and won, becoming someone else's father. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shake his head.

He smiled secretly and said: "This madman is real. Everything is confused. According to your inference, I am his uncle and he is my nephew. I didn't expect you to confuse everything."

At this moment, the waiter came up with wine and food. Unexpectedly, before Madman could put it down, he had grabbed a whole roast duck, jumped back on the chair, tore off a piece of chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth like a wolf. Duoqi knew that he was hungry.

He smiled slightly and sat quietly without saying anything, so as not to disturb his eating.

Unexpectedly, the crazy man ate a piece of chicken leg and his hunger was relieved. He touched the oil and water around his mouth and shouted: "Sure enough, it's delicious, it's delicious." He tore off a piece of chicken leg, sniffed it, licked it and handed it to Duoqi and said:

"It smells so good, it smells so good. Come on, come and have a piece too."

Duoqi was already a little hungry at this time, but seeing how disgusting he was, how could he still dare to eat it? He hurriedly tore off the leg meat of another roast duck on the plate, raised it up and said, "I have it here, you're welcome to eat it! It's not enough."

Call again!"

After hearing this, the crazy man bared his teeth and was very happy and said: "What a pity! What a pity! My son can no longer enjoy the best food in the world!" After taking two bites, he heard him curse again: "Mother, it's all my fault.

That grandson, when he sees me, he runs away like a cat when he sees a mouse. Damn him, even though I am the best in martial arts, there is no need to hide from me at a distance!"

Duo Qi couldn't help laughing when he heard what he said, and almost spit out the meat in his mouth. He thought to himself: "How can a cat in the world run away when it sees a mouse?" He said: "Then why don't you chase him?

, with your invincible Qinggong, it will be easy to catch up with you."

The crazy man raised his arms and raised his chest and said, "That's natural. When I saw him running away, I gave him a hundred miles. Hey, now I'm chasing him without a trace!"

Duoqi didn't know about his pursuit of the white-haired old man last night. He only thought that he had met a scoundrel and was deceived. He loved to save face and was bragging, so he didn't take it seriously. He catered to him and said, "Yeah, this kid was afraid of you, so he stopped early."

I know which hole to hide in."

Unexpectedly, the crazy man slapped Duoqi's arm with his greasy hands, and said happily: "Exactly, exactly, he must be hiding in a latrine because he is afraid that I will catch up!"

Doqi was afraid that he would get more disgusted if he kept talking, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "You are so awesome, how did you find us?"

The crazy man grabbed the duck's body with both hands and bit it fiercely while saying: "Hmm... ugh... you don't understand this, of course... Mr. Yang taught me the celestial eye technique, standing... standing in a hundred and eighty thousand

I can see you from inside and outside."

Duoqi shook his head helplessly and said to himself: "You can mess up everything else, but you remember quite clearly what Mr. Storyteller said. Hehe, he didn't say that the Supreme Lord has a clairvoyance." Thinking of this, he felt that it was very offensive to the god.

I didn't realize it, so I hurriedly apologized three times secretly.

At this time, Zhou Wu had also woken up and heard the voice of an unknown madman in Duoqi's room next door. He was secretly surprised and said: "This madman is quite capable, but he actually found him." He went out and came over to see them together.

We were chatting and laughing as we ate and drank. Seeing that we were on good terms, I felt a lot more at ease. I walked in and said, "Good morning, third brother. I feel better today."

Seeing Zhou Wu, Duoqi hurriedly came forward and said, "Brother, you're up. Come and sit down. I'll help you call someone to come earlier." He was about to go out.

Zhou Wu hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Third brother, no need, I'll go down by myself later." Then he looked at Ignorance Crazy Hero and said, "Third brother, please help me introduce him. I don't know who this brother is.

!”

Unexpectedly, the crazy man saw that the visitor was very polite to him, and he laughed very proudly and said: "Expert, it's an expert. Well, I am the expert that everyone has heard of. Do you know me now?"

Zhou Wu already knew that this man was crazy last night, so he was not surprised at all when he heard these inexplicable words. Duo Qi hurriedly introduced him: "Brother, this is a good friend of mine who is known as the 'Ignorant Crazy Man' in the world."

I don't know what Crazy Hero introduced: "Crazy Hero, this is my sworn brother, 'Martial Saint of the Central Plains' Zhou Wu."

When the crazy man heard this, he was startled and threw away the roast duck in his hand, exclaiming: "Mother! You are the one I miss day and night. Ah! You are really tall and mighty, handsome and unrestrained. I like it so much."

It's really amazing, amazing...amazing.

" Humming the word "amazing" in his mouth, he walked around Zhou Wu and looked up and down, and suddenly said: "You are amazing, it's a pity, it's a pity, it's a pity that Mr. Yang passed on his magical skills to me last night. You are now

It’s absolutely inferior to me!”

Both Zhou Wu and Duo Qi knew that he was talking nonsense, so they laughed and did not deny it. Zhou Wu clasped his fists and saluted the crazy man, saying, "Brother, were you in the Jianghuai area a while ago?"

Unexpectedly, the crazy man hurriedly followed the example and bowed, laughed loudly and replied: "Exactly, exactly, where I am has been so powerful for a while, I didn't expect you to know it! Haha, it really is going to happen."

You have to travel everywhere to become famous!"

Duo Qi was shocked when he saw him clasping his fists and saluting Zhou Wu. He never saw him being so polite. He smiled and thought to himself: "Crazy Man is very polite to his eldest brother. It seems that he respects his eldest brother very much."

!”

Although Zhou Wu only spoke a few words to the crazy man, he already knew his character and situation very well. He was really born crazy, unlike the white-haired old man who was born crazy with a sense of sobriety. He smiled and said:
Chapter completed!
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