Chapter 94: Crazy Senior
Master Puyuan said: "Of course I want to thank you!" Suddenly the topic changed and he said: "Young hero, please allow me to ask you a few questions."
Duoqi said: "Master, I would like to ask a question, and I will try my best to answer it."
Master Puyuan smiled and said: "Okay, may I ask where the young hero Buddha is?"
Duoqi replied: "Buddhism is boundless, and naturally it is everywhere." As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong and kept saying: "No, no... no." Lost in thought for a while, Master Puyuan smiled and said nothing, and smiled slightly.
He nodded and sat quietly. Others saw that Duoqi was thinking and naturally did not dare to disturb him. After a while, Duoqi raised his head and said, "Although the Buddhadharma is boundless, it only exists in the heart!"
Master Puyuan was startled when he heard this and then laughed and said: "Okay! It's really rare! Then may I ask, young hero, how should we pray to the Buddha?"
Duoqi replied: "The Buddha is in your heart, so naturally you should ask your heart and seek the Buddha!"
When Master Puyuan heard this, he was stunned for a while and said: "Okay! Okay! Okay! It's a pity that the fate of the young hero is not over. Otherwise, if you don't join my Buddhist sect, you will have a bright future."
Duoqi heard that his words meant to recruit him to escape into Buddhism. Although he didn't want to, he was still very grateful and said: "Thank you Master for your kindness. It's just that I don't like any rules and regulations, so I won't be able to enter Buddhism in this life!"
"Hey! You guys have come and thanked me so many times. When can I see the beauty of this beautiful girl? Hehe..." Everyone followed the sound and saw an unkempt man with a long, curved mustache emerging from the pile of goods next to him.
The man's head showed that he was about forty years old, looking around with a smile.
The female beggar didn't know this man. She was a little unhappy when he heard the frivolous tone in his tone, and shouted: "Hey, who are you? You are so rude!"
The man jumped out loudly. He was very light and his martial arts were very good. He was wearing a tattered gray shirt, and there were all kinds of shoes and cans hanging on his body. He looked like he was dressed in a mess.
To describe it in four words, he took a few steps forward, pulled the beard on his left cheek upward with his left hand, and said, "Who am I? How do I know who I am?" Then he jumped up and squatted on the edge of the boat, laughing.
He said: "Beautiful girl, you look so much like me, and you asked me who I am. You must know the answer. Can you tell me who it is? I've been thinking about this for a long, long time and never thought of it. It's so annoying!"
Everyone looked at him and then at the female beggar. Although both of them were dirty, how could there be any difference between men and women? It was a bit funny to hear him talk nonsense like this.
Seeing his crazy behavior, the beggar woman thought to herself: "It turns out he is a lunatic, don't bother with him." She no longer cared about what he said before, and replied: "Senior, this little girl is short-sighted and can't do anything about it.
Please forgive me for knowing your name!"
The man laughed loudly when he heard this and said: "Senior, senior, I am indeed called senior. Those bastards are just lying to me. Look, my fellow villagers call me senior, and I am called senior!"
The female beggar was startled. She didn't expect that this person was so crazy. She called him senior and he actually took it as her own name. "Senior, senior is just an honorific title..." She was about to explain to him that "senior" is an honorific and not a name.
But before he finished speaking, the disciple from the Jianghe Gang hurriedly interrupted and said, "Girl, stop talking!"
The female beggar asked: "Why?"
The Jianghe Gang disciple said: "Look at what he has on him. Although he won't kill you, but... but... alas! You just don't say anything."
Everyone took a closer look at what he had on him. His shoes included floral cloth shoes, green boots, and several pairs of children's shoes that did not look like they were worn by one person. The bamboo jars containing crickets were all carved in different patterns, and even his clothes were different.
There are also several hairpins for men and women pinned to it. It is indeed strange that these are not used by one person but are all hung on his body.
The female beggar said: "It's indeed strange, but why is that?"
The disciple from the Jianghe Gang said anxiously: "Girl, please don't ask."
Master Puyuan also said: "Girl, just listen to this guy's words, it's better to talk less and ask less!"
At this time, the Jianghe Gang disciple cupped his fists at the crazy man and said, "Crazy senior, how did you get on our boat? A girl on our boat was seriously injured. Please be careful and don't act recklessly!
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The crazy man pulled his beard with both hands and bent upward, saying: "Hey! Why am I called crazy senior again? Am I crazy senior or senior? It's really weird!"
Seeing that he didn't answer, the Jianghe Gang disciple asked tentatively: "Did you hear that?"
The crazy man was like waking up from a big dream, shouting: "Ah? What? What are you talking about?"
The Jianghe Gang disciple said patiently: "Why did you get on our boat? There is a girl on the boat who is seriously injured. Don't mess around, don't walk around, just stay here to avoid hurting others."
The crazy man smiled and said: "Don't worry, good son, I have my own ideas!"
The Jianghe Gang disciple was very angry when he heard him call him that. He looked at him angrily and said secretly: "You have committed so many things in our territory. If the gang leader hadn't repeatedly ordered you to be treated with courtesy, huh, huh, you would have been treated politely."
I'm going to catch you and punish you! How dare you call me that, a turtle bastard!"
Suddenly the crazy man started crying and choked and said: "Do you think I want to get on your ship? I heard the little lady said that she was going to set fire to kill people, so I wanted to take a look, but ended up on your pirate ship, wow wow..." At the end of the sentence
He actually started crying, and was so shocked that the Jianghe Gang disciple apologized repeatedly: "Crazy senior, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to blame you for getting on our boat, please forgive me!"
Duoqi and the two beggars were all startled when they saw this, and they all thought: "Does this madman also have a great background? How can this disciple of the Jianghe Gang be so polite to him?" But when they heard him say that he wanted to go,
Looking at the murders and arson, Duoqi already understood that he originally wanted to board the boat to the Fairy Palace behind him, but ended up going crazy and boarding the wrong boat.
The crazy man said: "There is nothing wrong with me. It's all my fault that I was confused and fell asleep on the pirate ship. Otherwise, I would have discovered something was wrong when we sailed!" After saying that, he wiped his tears and said, "Hey,
Didn't you say that a man was seriously injured? Come on, good boy, take me to see him. I can definitely cure him with my magical powers."
This disciple of the Jianghe Gang was really dumbfounded by what he did. He was definitely no match for a man fighting alone when he was about to get angry. If a group of people besieged someone, it would be unbecoming of a hero for a mentally disturbed person to do so. What's more, Jiang Liang repeatedly emphasized the importance of etiquette.
How could this person dare to disobey her, so she suppressed her anger and forced a smile, saying, "Old man, please don't do whatever you want. As long as you sit down and sit still, you can save her."
Chapter completed!