Fortunately, I acted in time. The moment I closed my mouth, I felt a stream of heat gushing onto my face. I cursed fiercely in my heart: Ci'ao, you uncle, I just tied you up and played with you for a while.

You don't want to retaliate against me like this, right?

I don’t know if Hao Jian is finished or not. I don’t dare to open my eyes, for fear that the water will flow into my eyes. If cataracts occur, it will be fatal. I also don’t dare to open my mouth, for fear that the thing will happen if I open my mouth.

Just let it flow in. If pregnancy results from this, then when the doctor asks us if we are using contraception, what the hell should I answer?

"Haha..." Hao Jian probably came to his senses after he was done. He looked at the foreign objects on my face and kept laughing: "Honey... you have turned into a tabby cat..." He took the paper towel and wiped it carefully for me.

I just felt a smell all over my face.

After he finished wiping, I dared to open my eyes and stare at him, and said coldly: "You've gone too far."

"Honey..." Hao Jian instantly regained his sluttiness, knelt beside me and said, "Are you angry?"

"Are you bullying me?"

Hao Jian took my hand, shook it and said, "You don't care about me. I just have sex when I'm excited. Just cooperate with me to complete the work. I won't do anything serious."

"If you dare to do that without permission, do you believe that I will seal its mouth with a needle? I will make it unable to spit out anything."

"Ahem..." Hao Jian stood under the boat and carried me on his back: "Honey, I was wrong, I will carry you to take a shower..."

I lay on his back and saw the mobile phone on the bow. I remembered that I had just told my mother that Hao Jian had borrowed a loan shark. I didn’t bother to take a shower first, so I jumped off his back, took the mobile phone, turned it on and handed it to my mother.

Hao Jian: "You call my mother first."

"Ah? Oh..." Hao Jian didn't react for a moment, "What should I say?"

"Have you forgotten what I just taught you?"

Hao Jian held the phone for a long time without dialing. He was stunned for a while and then said: "But...what should I do if I can't lie? How about...can you write it on paper for me? I'll read it later."

I was really worried about Hao Jian's emotional intelligence. According to my understanding of my mother, I wrote down the possible conversations on paper, while muttering: "If I hadn't taken you in so kindly, I really don't know how you are

Where can I find a woman with emotional intelligence!”

"Hehe..." Hao Jian squatted next to me, "If you don't accept me, I will definitely be a bachelor for the rest of my life."

I said angrily: "A beggar man..."

Hao Jian stuck out his tongue, "It's called begging for mouth... I want to beg for mouth milk from you."

I like Hao Jian's despicable look. He was so shy (I felt so embarrassed when I used the word "Emma") that he knocked off the hand he put in front of me: "Take your stupid hands away."

After that, I gave him the script I had written, and he took it and began to read it carefully: "Mom... you don't have to worry about money."

"No, I borrowed it from a classmate."

"It's really not necessary. Don't let you and dad get into trouble over buying a house. I can pay back the bonus at the end of the year."

"Mom, I should have paid for the house purchase, but I just started working and don't have much money."

"Loan? That's fine, as long as you and dad don't quarrel."

"Then let mom worry about it."

After reciting it once, Hao Jian put the draft in front of his chest and memorized it as if he were reciting a text. He took another look at the parts he didn't remember. After reciting it several times, Hao Jian breathed a sigh of relief as if he was about to take an exam.

Said: "Okay, honey, can you call mom?"

Based on my knowledge of my mother over the years, what she said after the call was very similar to what she wrote on the paper. Now Hao Jian finally lied easily and made my mother happily agree to go find my father.

Go home, and then go to the bank tomorrow to get a one-time loan of 150,000. When the money arrives, come to Lido and accompany us to pay the down payment.

Now the money for buying a house has really settled. After my parents struggled with it, I also figured out that buying a house is not a big deal. I can just grit my teeth and get through it. When I went to work the next day, I opened the door as soon as possible.

QQ changed the story: From today on, I will completely withdraw from the wine world and the hemp world.

As soon as the talk was posted, a string of messages followed:

"Yes?"

"Were you captured by a monster?"

"Quit the wine world, then you might as well quit the air."

The house purchase happened so suddenly that I didn’t even have time to announce it to my girlfriends group. Of course Xiaoxiao was surprised when she saw this comment. After leaving the message in the space, she asked in the group: “Auntie, you were drunk yesterday.

Then cheated?"

Me: "Fuck you."

Ye Zi: "Then you're out of your mind."

Me: "Sister has assigned a house, and from now on I will be a house slave. House slaves, do you understand? One penny has to be broken into two cents and spent, you know?"

Xiaoxiao: "What does house slaves have to do with drinking and playing mahjong?"

Me: "Then I'm going to lose money playing mahjong. Can you refund the money to me?"

Ye Zi: “I won’t let you pay for my drinking in the future.”

Me: "When Xiaoxiao is too drunk and can't drive, why don't I just take a taxi? If I drink too much and rush to pay the bill, can you stop me?"

How do you say that poor and humble couples are in trouble? It’s quite sad to think of it at certain times. Although these two sisters are financially better off than me, even if I become a house slave, they can ensure that I keep up with good food and wine. But I

Often the four bags are empty. Do I have the nerve to eat and drink with them all the time?

So the only way to spend less is to not go out at all from now on.

As soon as the topic changed, everyone started talking about the location, real estate and apartment type where I bought the house. At noon, Xiaoxiao and Ye Zi went offline after chatting, and Yu Shi came out: "Aunt Jin, you are just a wild horse. Hao Jian can't give me anything at all."

You grassland, why are you doing this?"

I stared at this sentence for a long time, and I couldn't figure out why Yu Shihui and Liu Yufei said the same thing. Of course, I don't like to think about it. In the end, I comforted myself that this sentence has become more popular online recently, but they both quoted it at the same time.

Right. Typing on the keyboard: "It's uncomfortable to run on other people's grasslands. It's better to plant your own grass."

Yu Shi: "You are just stubborn. In 10 years' time, when other people's children go to aristocratic kindergartens and you are still struggling to afford private kindergartens, you will know whether today's choice is right or wrong."

Me: "How do you know that my children will not be able to afford private education in 10 years?"

Yu Shi: "I just looked at the chat history. I can't even afford the down payment of RMB 10,000? Do you still have to pay some money to buy it? According to me, you can get it as soon as you don't have children yet. Don't wait for Hao then.

The day Jian had the ability, he dumped you and lost all his personal wealth."

Yu Shi: "I also saw that you were so worried and I said a few more words for you, so why don't you not like to hear it."

When I saw this, I became angry. I felt like I had been exposed by Yu Shi. My brain got hot and I replied: "Yu Shi, are you stupid? Are you trying to persuade me to divorce every day when you have nothing to do? Do you think I can't see you?"

"How about being friends again? I don't know many friends like you who wish others to get divorced every day."

After saying that, I left the QQ group. I don’t agree with each other, but you are a woman who would rather sit on a BMW and cry than laugh on a bicycle. Why should you ask me to find a BMW?

Besides, who can be sure that you can drive a BMW for the rest of your life? Who can be sure that someone who drives a BMW will drive it for a lifetime? And who can be sure that it is impossible to drive a BMW while riding a bicycle?

When I was about to get off work in the afternoon, Xiaoxiao called me. She must have just seen the news that Yu Shi and I had a quarrel and left the group. Her tone of voice was very careful: "Auntie, let's get together after get off work?"

After being ridiculed by Yu Shi, I felt very unhappy. I was so angry that I had nowhere to vent my anger. I pretended to be happy in front of everyone in the company. When I heard Xiaoxiao say this, I really wanted to get together, but I thought it would be a while.

If you go out to eat and go to a bar again, you should rush to buy a round of food, right? Then you get discouraged and say: "Forget it, I have to go to work tomorrow."

"Whether it's your house or Ye Zi's house tonight, I'll buy vegetables and wine, and you can be our cook."

Xiaoxiao’s words were really considerate and heart-warming. I knew that going out to eat and drink might make me embarrassed. I was moved and agreed: “Okay, then it will be at my house. If I drink too much, I can sleep directly in the boat.”

I gave Hao Jian a big meal last night. After get off work, I told him that Xiaoxiao and Ye Zi were coming to our house in the evening. For the first time, he looked very happy and said, "Okay? Then we have to go to the vegetable market to buy food, right?"

"No, they prepare their own drinks and dishes."

I guess Hao Jian was really having fun last night. He still hasn't woken up yet, and he actually said: "How can this be done? How can you go to someone else's house and prepare your own drinks and food? You should quickly call Ye Zi and Xiaoxiao and let them know."

They can just come directly to eat."

I stared at him sideways, "Are you...are you okay?"

"It's okay." Hao Jian held my hand: "Let's go buy groceries."

I was surprised at how Hao Jian changed his attitude toward gatherings with my girlfriends. Didn’t my eyes and nose get so worried when I talked about having a party and drinking something before? What’s wrong with me today, to be so enthusiastic? I always

I feel something is wrong. They say it’s okay but don’t show any attentiveness. Could it be that this girl went to have a full bath during the day?

I shook off Hao Jian's hand: "Wait a minute, haven't you always disliked drinking?"

"Haha..." Hao Jian smiled and said, "It's fine if you drink occasionally."

"Why?"

Hao Jian reached out and touched my face, "My wife is so gentle, virtuous, educated, and sensible. What's wrong with her drinking? From now on, whenever you want to drink, I will drink with you."

How else could I be said to be a bitch? When Hao Jian used to drink, he would always have a sad face, so I rebelled and drank more. Now that he lets me drink openly, I always feel uneasy.

Hao Jian saw me stunned and put his arms around me: "Let's go, my wife."
Chapter completed!