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No one spoke in the quiet room for the time being. I turned over and enjoyed the comfort of the pedicureist's gentle fingertips massaging back and forth on my back.

"bu——"

Suddenly there was a loud fart sound coming from Hao Jian's side. I looked over to him and saw that the foot bath master was kneeling on him and pressing the area on his waist. I guess he used too much force and accidentally broke Hao Jian's body.

The fart popped out.

I thought that this kind of embarrassing situation could be easily solved by just laughing it off or letting it go. Who would have thought that Hao Jian actually smiled at me indifferently and said, "I'm sorry... I'm so upset."

This time I really wanted to turn around and pretend I didn’t know him. Damn, that’s too embarrassing, right? In public, how could it be done quietly and quietly, but you have to admit it yourself and apologize?

After being so drunk last night, I did feel a lot better after relaxing like this. It was just the matter of Xiaoxiao and Qi Xin that always made me feel vaguely uneasy. After washing my feet, I dragged Hao Jian to Xiaoxiao and their room.

, in front of Qi Xin, of course it was not easy to directly ask Xiaoxiao how he planned to confess to Wang Xiaoshuai, so he only asked Qi Xin about the process last night.

Qi Xin and Xiaoxiao must have agreed on the same story later on. They kept saying that they broke off after drinking yesterday. No one could explain exactly how they got back together and rolled together.

I said: "Uncle Qi, you are not going to take responsibility after you have eaten everything?"

"Ah——" Qi Xin exclaimed exaggeratedly, "How can I be responsible?"

"That's right, what age do you still have to take responsibility?" Xiaoxiao said beside him: "Why don't we just share the food and have a meal? He will provide the chopsticks and I will provide the bowl. No one owes anyone and no one suffers."

"Pfft..." Hao Jian was amused by Xiaoxiao's words. Having been with this group of people for a long time, Hao Jian also learned to joke: "Xiaoxiao, are Brother Xin's chopsticks suitable for your bowl?"

"Brother Jian, you're a bad student." Qi Xin teased Hao Jian from the side, "Why don't you go back first if you have nothing to do? I will take her to do some errands later."

Tomorrow is the wedding of a colleague from Hao Jian's work unit in Lido. I received the invitation a year ago and promised that he would go back. So I didn't think much about it, so I took Hao Jian home to pack his things and prepare.

We rushed back to Lido in the afternoon.

The house we rented had not been occupied for a while, and it was an old house from the 1980s, so it was already very humid. When we got home at night, there was a musty smell that made us unable to move in. I opened all the windows to allow some ventilation.

It was late at night before I dared to drag Hao Jian to sleep.

I slept until midnight when I heard the rattling sound of mice coming from the kitchen. My mother often said that since I was little, I was afraid of nothing but mice. In order to prevent mice from getting into the house, my mother used to squirm in every corner for a long time.

I stored all kinds of rat poison. When I came to rent a house in Lidu, I forgot to put the rat poison in. I guess I was away from home during the Chinese New Year, so these guys started to come out arrogantly.

I was so scared that I couldn't sleep. I was scared to death when I heard the rat's squeaking sound. I heard Hao Jian sleeping soundly next to me. Thinking that Hao Jian was also exhausted in the past two days, I hesitated for a long time and decided to get up and go take a look first.

.I walked to the kitchen door and turned on the light. I saw two oversized rats on the natural gas pipeline from a distance.

Originally I thought I would have the courage to run away with a broom, but when I saw the real guy, I immediately lost my courage. I turned around and shook Hao Jian up: "Brother, hurry up, hurry up, there's something in the kitchen."

mouse."

I touched my mm and swore that I really wasn’t a green tea bitch pretending to be pretentious. I was really afraid of this thing since I was a child. It’s so furry and fleshy, and it makes me sick just looking at it, okay? And generally when women are weak, they want to have someone around them.

A brave and mighty man put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Honey, don't be afraid, I'm here."

But Hao Jian's reaction disappointed me to the extreme. He was awakened by me saying there was a mouse in his daze. He stood behind me even more frightened than me and asked timidly: "Honey, where is the mouse?"

Two men and women, whose combined age was over 50 years old, were almost peeed by two little gadgets in the middle of the night. I suddenly felt less beautiful. If these two mice were not taken away, I would not be able to do anything tonight.

Want to sleep well.

Even though Hao Jian was afraid, he was the main labor force in the family, and he was still the only one to rely on at this time. I took a step back, shrank behind him, held his hand, and said, "In the kitchen, on the natural gas pipeline."

Hao Jian must have realized that he should rush ahead at this time. He was not as timid as when he woke up from his sleep. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "Don't be afraid, I'll go."

I thought Hao Jian would find a broom or something like that, just like my mother did when she was a child, she would take the broom and swat the mice to death on the natural gas pipelines. Unexpectedly, Hao Jian pulled me timidly to the kitchen door, and

Standing there, stamping his feet, he made a sound like: "Hey, hey".

When the mouse heard the sound, it immediately followed the natural gas pipeline and burrowed somewhere.

As if he had accomplished something great, Hao Jian turned around and clapped his hands and said, "That's enough, wife. I'll buy a sticky mouse board tomorrow and stick it to death."

Damn it, I was petrified in an instant, okay? This is just a temporary solution, not the root cause, okay? If you say you have to stamp your feet to scare away the mice, I will do it, too? Just pretend to be weak and pull Hao Jian up.

Are you pretending to be a hero in front of me after being scared away like that?

Hao Jian got up really early because of the mouse thing. When I woke up, he had already bought the sticky mouse board and put it away. He was sitting on the sofa playing games happily. I checked the time, but

It’s only nine o’clock, “You got up so early?”

Hao Jian bravely pointed to the sticky mouse board placed by the door: "Honey, when we come back from the wedding today, there will definitely be results."

I was thinking that I was going to attend the wedding of one of their colleagues today. This was the first time since I got married that I was going to meet Hao Jian’s colleagues on a formal occasion. Of course, I couldn’t lose face. I rummaged through several outfits from the closet.

I tried it on in front of Hao Jian and asked him if he looked good?

Hao Jian was playing games hard, but he always tried to deal with me: "You look good, my wife, you look good in anything you wear."

If you are too perfunctory, I will be a little angry. I am obviously accompanying you to attend your colleague's wedding, so why don't I dress up just to flatter your face? I woke up this morning and played games on my computer.

Why the hell can this game give you bonuses? I casually threw the stockings I was about to pass over to him: "You just said yes without even looking at it. Who are you to deal with?"

"It's really beautiful." Hao Jian finally raised his head and glanced at me, then continued to stare at his computer.

Thinking that I would attend a wedding later, I didn't want to talk to him much this morning, so I simply decided on a set by myself, and then walked up to him to get the socks I just threw next to him. I have two laptops at home, and I usually

Everyone plays his own game. I usually don’t look at Hao Jian’s computer, let alone what games or characters he plays.

While I was putting on my socks, I casually glanced at his computer. At just one glance, I saw the username on his game interface saying: "Girl, you are awesome."

As the woman closest to Hao Jian, of course I have always known that he was smoldering, but I never thought that he was actually so smoldering? What is the name of a game, and yet he is so slutty and vulgar?

Hao Jian finished the game seriously, and before he could react, I had seen the most intimate side of his heart. He stood up and looked at me: "Everything is packed? Then we are almost ready to set off, right?"

I couldn't help it anymore, so I reminded him: "Who is the girl in your game?"

"Ah——" Hao Jian suddenly realized that I saw his obscene game name, and quickly locked up the computer, "Honey, don't get me wrong, this is a colleague's number."

"What did I misunderstand? Isn't it just the name of a game? Who is that girl referring to?"

Hao Jian stretched out his hand and grabbed my chest: "Don't you know who he is referring to?"

I kicked him in the face: "Didn't you say that your colleague went there? Your colleague has never seen me, how do you know..."

"I chose it..." Hao Jian finally admitted that this was the group username given by a group of senior men when they were having nothing to do in the office one day. There are also a few more bizarre names, including: "Girl, you have a nice butt."

, Girl, your lips are red, Girl, your teeth are white.”

Can I say that I and other women with technical skills don’t understand the world of men with technical skills at all?

Hao Jian's company belongs to the technical category, and almost all his colleagues are like him. They are from engineering colleges and there are more boys. During the wedding at noon, I had a very obvious feeling that Hao Jian was obviously more handsome when he was with his colleagues.

It's much more comfortable to be around other people.

Their colleague took the initiative to pour me a glass of red wine. I thought it wouldn’t be a problem for a woman to drink on such an occasion, right? I picked up the glass and was about to drink it. As a result, Hao Jian finished pouring it and immediately snatched my glass away and said to his colleague

Said: "Sophie doesn't know how to drink."

Nani? If Xiaoxiao and Qi Xin hear this, they will be laughed to death. If I don’t know how to drink, then why don’t you find me someone who can drink? But I understand

Hao Jian wanted to show his masculinity in front of his colleagues, so he had to agree with him, took the orange juice, and said in a pretentious manner: "Sorry, I'll drink this."

Their colleagues were not as enthusiastic as our good friends, and no one tried to persuade me not to drink. However, I felt bad during the whole wedding. I watched them drinking cup after cup while I was swallowing my saliva while drinking an orange.

.If there were no women drinking at the table, I would have been better off just standing next to me, but there was clearly a colleague’s wife on the table, who seemed to be familiar with everyone else, holding wine glasses and toasting them one by one. Let me

I feel so envious when I see it, and I feel that this is the release of true temperament.

After a year of transformation, Hao Jian has become much more sophisticated when drinking. After drinking a lot, he started chatting with his colleagues. He has been a good brother to everyone for his whole life. This is the first time for me to hear many words.

It was probably the first time for them to hear it at the same time, and they all said, "Senior Brother Hao, you are much more cheerful now that you are married."
Chapter completed!
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