When they arrived at Chinatown in Vancouver, Shi Wenbo and Huangshi met Bai Xiaohei, and they were still talking about this.

"Brother Huang, what are you talking about?" Bai Xiaohei found that the two of them were discussing fiercely, so he asked.

"Haha, we are discussing whether to give a pair of giraffes to His Majesty the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty!" Shi Wenbo smiled "haha".

Bai Xiaohei was naturally confused because he did not participate in the previous conversation. He couldn't imagine why Huangshi and the others suddenly talked about this matter.

"Brother Shi, what are you doing to the emperor for this giraffe?"

"Xiao Hei, that's it. I just said that I wanted to send auspiciousness to the emperor. This giraffe is the best auspiciousness, because when the Ming Chengzu asked Zheng He to voyage to the West, Zheng He and his friends brought a delegation in Somalia.

When I came back, the delegation only received a giraffe.”

"Oh." Bai Xiaohei was obviously the same as Huangshi, and he had no idea why giraffes were auspicious, so after listening to Shi Wenbo's explanation, his face was still confused.

"Haha, Xiao Hei, Lao Shi said that the natives of the Ming Dynasty did not know giraffes at that time, so they regarded this giraffe as a kirin."

"Oh, that's it." Now, although Bai Xiaohei felt that the giraffe in the zoo had no similarity with the Kirin in the New Year's picture, he finally understood the relationship between the two animals.

The reason for doing this is still unclear.

"Then Brother Huang, Brother Shi, what I don't understand now is why I want to give this auspiciousness?"

Shi Wenbo's voice became louder, "In order to go to the capital and to meet the emperor, giving auspiciousness to the Emperor of Ming Dynasty is the fastest way."

"Yeah." Even Huangshi agreed with this.

"As for why you meet the emperor, it's even simpler. It's just that Lao Huang has the chance to pretend to be a charlatan in front of the emperor."

"Yes." Bai Xiaohei also responded, looking at Shi Wenbo, wanting to hear him continue talking.

"Pretending a charlatan is to become the national master of the Ming Dynasty and use the imperial power of the Ming Dynasty to serve himself. By that time, Lao Huang was the powerful role of Wei Zhongxian and Wang Zhen. You should know that in history, Emperor Jiajing was still in the position of crown prince.

I asked the charlatan Tao Kunwen! Tao Kunwen said that the two dragons did not meet, but Emperor Jiajing really did not establish a prince."

"At that time, Lao Huang would have power and money, and he could also use the name of patrolling overseas fairy mountains to a whole fleet of warships like Xu Fu..."

Huangshi quickly stopped, "What do you think the military supervisors are making for food, and what are the eunuchs used for?"

"Hehe, that's not simple. You can't put someone in? You can also just do a fortune teller, and you can say that someone's life is not good, and their fate is in conflict! It affects the search for immortals! Or your face is not good, and your good deeds are detrimental.

!The evil spirit will collide! Such words, like those idiot emperors, will believe it, and wave your hand and replace it."

"You'd better drive well, don't be shaking your hands and feet?" Huang Shi was happy to see Shi Wenbo talking, and even left the steering wheel, he quickly reminded him.

"Brother Shi, what if the other national teachers recommend it?" Bai Xiaohei also asked.

"Hehe, that's better. Didn't Lao Huang do a natural way? He brainwashed him into the Gods's religion. The eunuchs became more superstitious, so you said that if you believe in your religion, you can let them grow up again*

***Then they are absolutely loyal to you.”

"Hahaha, Lao Shi, there was a Sanyang Sect doing this back then." Huang Shi remembered that it seemed that there was something similar in the novel.

"Well, if he is really the kind of stone in the cesspool that smells and is hard, he is loyal to the emperor and has a way to deal with him. If he uses Xiao Hei's marijuana or some drugs, he will definitely...

”

"Okay, stop talking, I will never do this." Huang Shi interrupted him when he saw Shi Wenbo talk more and more outrageously, even drugs could be said.

"Old Huang, after becoming the national magistrate, you can occupy the mine! Local officials dare not say anything! You have to think clearly." Shi Wenbo originally wanted to say that the emperor likes to refine immortal pills very much, so he can give him some*

Just *****, that will definitely make him look so ecstatic that he can let him roll round and flat in the future.

Unfortunately, when Huang Shi interrupted the conversation, he felt that he could not speak, and seemed to have a sense of guilt. However, he also felt that being a national teacher was definitely a good thing, so he tried to go from the other side

Come and persuade Lao Huang.

However, Huangshi was not interested in this, "Old Shi, I think it's better to build a foundation and establish a business by myself. I want a mine or something. I went to Taiwan and the Philippines to occupy somewhere, and I deal with the scholars and officials of the Ming Dynasty. I

I feel too tired and unreliable. The cost of these people is too high."

Shi Wenbo was a little anxious, "We can take over overseas, but in that case, the exploration time will be too long, and if you really want to form an army, it will be very expensive. If you become a national teacher, you will be completely

You can dig up Shandong sapphire and Xinchang chicken bloodstone! And when you are a national teacher, you must receive a lot of gifts, so you can only receive cultural relics and jewelry. These cultural relics, jewelry and gems can be taken back to modern sales, which is a huge profit. At least you can do it.

There is no corruption, these minerals are your private property, how can they embezzle them?"

Unfortunately, Huangshi is still not interested in these things. He said all the good things and smiled when doing things in modern society. Now that he has to deal with people he doesn't like in ancient times, he shook his head.

, "Well, I won't be a national teacher, so there's no need to say anything more."

"Why?" Shi Wenbo did not expect that Lao Huang would not be able to get into the oil and salt.

"It's very simple. I don't like to do things in a place that I can't fully grasp, and I can make a complete decision on my own territory because it's a blank piece of paper, and I can do whatever I want."

This is Huangshi’s real idea. Whether it is joining the Ming Dynasty system, improving it from the system or usurping the throne, this time is the cost of energy, which is definitely higher than starting a new business in an independent place and establishing rules and regulations.

many.

"Okay, okay." Shi Wenbo could only accept Huang Shi's words. After all, what he said was a mess, as long as Huang Shi had prejudices, it would be useless.

Bai Xiaohei, who had been listening to Shi Wenbo and Huang Shi, suddenly interrupted, "Brother Shi, I see that the one you are talking about has another big problem."

"What's the problem?"

"You forgot that giraffes will get sick. If they take care of them, they will die of illness! This is impossible to explain, because when they see, the Qilin is also a auspicious beast, how can they die of illness? This is troublesome."

"Yes, yes, that's right. It seems that a giraffe is not easy to cure if it's going to be sick."

Huangshi remembers that in "Animal World" by Zhao Zhongxiang, Mr. Zhao, it was introduced that giraffes are the tallest herbivore on the African savanna, but they are timid in nature, making it difficult for keepers to get close. If they get sick, the veterinarian will give it to you.

It is very difficult to feed medicine and get injections, and you have to use a blow tube.

When Bai Xiaohei and Huang Shi talked about this issue, Shi Wenbo was a little unconfident and said for a long time, "Then you can let this giraffe come out and go around and then send it back to Hyundai."

"Hehe." Huang Shi and Bai Xiaohei both laughed.

After a while, Huang Shi suddenly asked, "By the way, Lao Shi, do you think giraffes are easy to buy?"

Shi Wenbo was a little surprised and said with a smile, "Why, do you still think my idea is good."

"No, if you know, just say it."

"Well, I know, these giraffes are distributed in Somalia, Sudan, Ethiopia and Kenya, where people often hunt them. In the 1990s, there were still tens of thousands of them, but

It seems that the number of them is less than 3,000."

"Oh, that's not easy to buy."

"It's easy to buy because giraffes have thick and strong hair, which is a high-quality material used to make bracelets and ropes. And giraffes' meat is their meat in some places in Sudan, so it's legal to buy giraffes in those places."

"Okay, then when we finish all the things, how about planning to go to Sudan or Somalia? Xiao Hei, do you have time? Let's go with me."

Bai Xiaohei replied, "Okay, Brother Huang, that's OK."

Shi Wenbo also nodded and said, "No problem, Lao Huang, I have never been to Africa. If I want to go, I will definitely accompany you. By the way, Lao Huang, didn't you just say that you don't want to be a national teacher? Why?

You want to buy a giraffe again?”

Huangshi smiled "hehe" and said, "I bought giraffes not to be a national teacher, but to pay tribute."

"Tribute?" It was Shi Wenbo and Bai Xiaohei's turn to be a little strange.

Huangshi nodded, "Yes, it's just a tribute. Didn't I introduce you to a few online novels before?"

"Yes." Shi Wenbo and the others nodded.

"How do you read online novels how do you usually introduce yourself? Do you always say that your ancestors fled overseas because of war and reproduction, and then after several generations, they came back on a boat because of homesickness.

, and the result was a storm, so he was dressed in rags and had a weird accent?"

"Yes, yes." Shi Wenbo nodded violently. He read several time travel novels, and it was really like this. It was obvious that the protagonist appeared in Shaanxi, Shanxi, and Henan for the first time. These protagonists also bullied others.

The natives did not know geography, just like Xu Ke said that there was Luoyang and the sea.
Chapter completed!