When Zhuo Jun and Fang Yi came up from the hall, Lei Hao and the other five people had already finished their toast and came back. They were all rosy-cheeked and extremely excited. It was obvious that they had gained a lot this time. That guy from Huaqing couldn't even walk steadily.

, but still couldn't recover from the excitement of drinking with the leader, dancing and shouting to respect Lei Hao.

The other three were also very interested, and their smiles towards Lei Hao became more and more amiable. Following Hua Qing, they all held wine glasses and wanted to toast Lei Hao.

Deputy Director Liang held the cup in one hand and patted Lei Hao's shoulder affectionately with the other hand, as if he were treating his nephew. The smile on his face was as warm as spring, "Lei Chu, it's not that I, Liang Yi, am talking about you, this is yours."

No, since Director Xiangyang has a close relationship with this person, why didn’t you tell us earlier, which almost caused us to be rude and miss him?"

"Yes, Director Lei, with this person taking care of him, Director Xiangyang will not run away when he gets promoted next year. If you take this crucial step, the sky will be brighter and the sea will be brighter from now on! Congratulations, congratulations." Deputy Director Sun said with a smile, unwilling to lag behind.

"Lei Chu, I can't tell, I have to have a few drinks. As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly saw the guy sitting in the chief seat. I was so scared that my legs shook." Secretary-General Liu also joked.

Lei Hao actually didn't understand what was going on. Why did his uncle suddenly have dinner with that person? The moment he walked in, he was almost speechless with shock. However, that person was kind enough. The five of them went up to toast incoherently.

, they also took a symbolic sip. Don’t look at this small sip, it will be a hot topic in the future. No wonder these people are excited, even he himself is so excited that he wants to find a place where there is no one.

Roar a few times.

At this time, Zhuo Jun and Fang Yi just pushed the door open and came in. Lei Haoden felt high-spirited and a surge of pride rose from the soles of his feet. He waved his hands and deliberately made his voice louder so that Fang Yi could hear: "They say there are three fears in officialdom.

Firstly, he is afraid that the widow will sleep with no one above him; secondly, he is afraid that the prostitute will sleep with someone else above him; thirdly, he is afraid that when he sleeps with his wife, he will have his own trouble. My uncle often said that no matter how capable he is, he must be appreciated by the leader, but he has always been a good person.

I am relatively low-key, and I don’t like to make these things public. My uncle accompanied Mayor Huo Zemin and Mayor Huo to have dinner here, and I would like to ask everyone not to make too much publicity after going out..."

When Fang Yi heard the words "Mayor Huo Zemin and Huo", she suddenly remembered the young man she had just met on the first floor. She couldn't help but turned to look at Zhuo Jun with some confusion. Seeing that there was nothing unusual on Zhuo Jun's face, she said

With an indifferent expression, he followed him back to his previous seat and sat down silently.

When Lei Hao saw that Fang Yi didn't react at all, he suddenly felt a heavy punch hitting the cotton. His chest was so tight that he wanted to vomit blood. At this time, he was drunk, and his uncle was upstairs. Naturally, he had no scruples and was more courageous than a bucket.

He was still crude, thinking that this woman didn't know what was good or bad anyway, so I might as well give her some color to show her off. He rolled his eyes and said with a malicious smile: "Forget it, don't be so dry and polite.

I suddenly remembered a little story I heard not long ago, how about telling it to help everyone enjoy the wine?"

At this time, several other people naturally followed his lead. As soon as he finished speaking, someone immediately responded: "Then just say it, Lei Chu, don't be too tight-lipped."

Lei Hao glanced at Fang Yi and said: "Okay, let me tell you one thing first. But there is a condition. We are all adults tonight, people who have been here and have seen the formation. Let's agree first. Everyone must contribute one

The jokes represent the drinking culture level of different regions and ages. There is no limit on the subject matter of meat and vegetables. If the joke is told to make most people laugh out loud, it will be considered a pass. Otherwise, you will be fined three drinks."

There was another round of applause.

Lei Hao cleared his throat and said: "One time, Su Dongpo's wife and Su Xiaomei were reciting poems on the lake together, and they were so happy. Suddenly, there was a strong wind and waves on the lake, which made Su Xiaomei's dress wet. At this time, the sister-in-law came out

The first couplet makes fun of Su Xiaomei, the first couplet is 'When the waves are flowing, my sister will be wet down below'."

Lei Hao suddenly stopped when he said this. Deputy Director Liang, Deputy Director Sun, Secretary-General Liu, and Hua Qing were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. After talking for a long time, it turned out that they were telling dirty jokes.

Fang Dong was the only woman in the room, and it was obvious that she was teasing her to make her boyfriend look good. This was really damaging to Lei Hao!

"Lei Chu, please don't show off, and hurry up and come up with the second line." Hua Qing quickly gave a thumbs up and actively cheered.

Lei Hao continued: "When Su Xiaomei heard her sister-in-law teasing her like this, she felt shy and anxious, but she couldn't think of a good second line for a while. After a while, the wind stopped, the sun was setting, and the weather became cold, so my sister-in-law hit me

Shivering. Su Xiaomei immediately came up with the second line, which is 'As the sun goes down, my sister-in-law is shivering all over'."

After Lei Hao finished speaking vividly, he looked at Fang Yi with a sneer and "shuddered" intentionally, causing the other four people to burst into laughter again.

Fang Yi's face turned blue instantly, and she had to fight hard not to tremble. If Zhuo Jun hadn't secretly held her hand from below, she would have gone crazy on the spot. However, feeling the warmth and support conveyed by Zhuo Jun's hand,

I still feel it is quite useful.

Those four were all fine people, and they knew the elegant meaning after hearing the song. Hua Qing then stood up, applauded and said, "Lei Chu's lecture was very good and gave us a good start. Then I will also show my shame and say, Teacher is here

In rural literacy, a peasant woman was asked to recognize the word "quilt". The peasant woman couldn't remember it, so the teacher reminded her: What was on your body when you were sleeping? The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher couldn't laugh or cry: What about when her husband is not around? The peasant woman said: It is the village chief.

.”

At this time, Lei Hao and others just smiled, and the challenge was considered a failure. Hua Qing was forced to drink two drinks before he passed the test.

After Huaqing, according to the order of seats, it is Fang Yi's turn.

Fang Yi was able to insist on sitting here without turning away. It can be said that her patience has reached the limit. There is no way she would get involved. She kept a calm face and said nothing, and the atmosphere suddenly solidified completely.

Lei Hao became more tempered by the teasing. He curled his lips and said in a strange tone: "Director Fang was very fascinated when he listened. Why did he stay silent when it was his turn to speak? He clearly looked down on us, right? Or rather, in his heart,

Although I have a lot of jokes to say, I feel embarrassed in front of my boyfriend..."

"Zhuo Jun, let's go." Fang Yi's face darkened, and she immediately stood up and said.

"Let's go? Director Fang, you don't understand the rules too much and don't take us seriously. You just drank this wine..." Lei Hao really didn't expect Fang Yi to be so hot-tempered. The leaders of the three supervisory units were present.

He really dared to leave without hesitation. He stood up immediately and pulled Fang Yi's arm angrily.

Zhuo Jun's eyes turned cold, he took a sudden step forward, took out his right hand, pressed it on Lei Hao's abdomen, bent his middle finger, and "poke" his lower abdomen with a flash of lightning, and then thrust it away, Lei Hao returned

Before he could touch Fang Yi's arm, he was pushed by a strong force and staggered back to the corner, where he squatted on the ground.

"**..." Lei Hao's complexion changed drastically. Just when he was about to jump up, he felt a sharp pain in the three points below his navel, and he actually didn't stand up for a while.

"You! How dare you hit Mr. Lei! You don't want to live anymore!" Hua Qing ran over quickly and helped Lei Hao up. The other three people also stood up quickly to greet him.

"Fight with me? Boy, you have the guts! If it weren't for Fang Yi's sake, do you think you, a loser teacher, are qualified to sit in this room and eat and drink with us? You won't take a piss and look at yourself! Today

Put your words down, if I, Lei Hao, can't kill you, I will take your fucking last name..."

He really doesn’t know how to live or die!

Zhuo Jun squinted his eyes and felt a little angry in his heart. When he was considering whether the secret move he just made was a little too gentle, the door was pushed open and Executive Deputy Mayor Huo Zemin walked in with a wine glass. Lei Hao
Chapter completed!