Chapter 32 Night Banquet

"San Liu'er, do you mean there are many centenarians in our village?" Wu Wei removed the pen in his hand, raised his head and asked.

While these people were busy cooking, Wu Wei was writing yesterday's and today's work logs. This is a request from above, and Wu Wei doesn't object to it. It's good. Recording a day's work is a record, and it's also for the record.

It will be beneficial to summarize the work in the future.

"Of course there are more. There are thousands of people in our village, and if there are not twenty people over one hundred years old, there must be more than a dozen. These old goblins are really fucking forbidden to live in!" Wu Wei couldn't help but feel what San Liu'er said.

With a wry smile, this kid really has no taboos in talking about their ancestors like this!

"Can you count? Approximately how many are there? Those over 100 years old, over 90 years old, over 80 years old, three levels, please help me count." Wu Wei's eyes flashed, and he asked, is it possible to live a long life?

What about making a fuss?

"It's not easy to count. We don't know who among the old Ma family is still alive and how old they are," Johnson said.

"Brother, why are you asking this?" San Liu'er suddenly got better at this moment and brought the two fishes over and threw them to Johnson.

"I won't be able to explain it to you for a while. I'll tell you after I've figured out this plan. When I come to our Snake Fairy Village, whether it's Old Zhang's family or Old Ma's family, they are both members of the Snake Fairy. So I have to give it to Snake.

Please do something. Although my ability is limited, I have to do it. Whether I can do it or not is a matter of my ability. Whether I do it or not is a matter of attitude." Wu Wei said it like a tongue twister.

, successfully confused those boys.

Although in the house, Wu Wei was wearing a woolen jacket, blue jeans, and a pair of sneakers. This outfit was very ordinary, but it was extraordinary for these four young men. At this time, Wu Wei was just right

Standing in the sun, her black hair was shining with dazzling light, and although her skin was white, she didn't smell like a little girl.

Shunzi happened to stand next to Wu Wei and suddenly saw Wu Wei's long and curled eyelashes. She couldn't help but stretched out her hand and touched Wu Wei's face.

Wu Wei smelled a fishy smell and turned around to see that Shunzi was stretching his hand towards his face in a daze. He raised his hand and slapped Shunzi, laughing and scolding: "What are you doing! I'm not the same."

Little sissy!”

Shunzi woke up after being beaten, showing his big teeth, and said with a smile: "Brother, your eyelashes are really long, I just want to touch them, hehe - touch them!"

"You little bastard! I don't want my elder brother to teach you kung fu!" Johnson next to him gave Shunzi a slap in the face, and Shunzi stumbled and leaned towards Wu Wei.

"You kid, you still want to throw yourself into my arms!" Wu Wei grabbed his arm, used both arms to lift Shunzi up, spun him around twice on the ground, "Bang!" and threw him on the kang.

.When several people saw Shunzi's embarrassed look, they laughed together.

"Brother, don't blame Shunzi. Who made you look good? If I were a girl, I would have to chase you!" Sanliu'er, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, walked up to Wu Wei with a face full of saliva and used his small pair of

His eyes looked up and down at Wu Wei with fascination, and a bright smile flowed out of the corner of his mouth in response.

"Go away!" Wu Wei kicked him up, and Sanliu'er jumped away nimbly, "If you talk nonsense again, be careful I'll stuff your head into your crotch!"

Wu Wei knew that in Snake Fairy Village, if you continued to talk nonsense to them, even if you were accepted now, you would be kicked out again within a few days.

Use their way and say their words. Only in this way can you truly make them accept you and move from being hostile to you to truly accepting you.

Ergou got a large barrel of loose liquor from somewhere. As soon as he entered the room, he showed off to a few people, bragging about how good he was at drinking and who he had knocked down after drinking. Hearing this, Johnson and the others curled their lips, Wu Wei couldn't help but

Knowing his drinking capacity, if it weren't for the expressions on Johnson's and others' faces, they might have been frightened by this guy.

"Brother, don't listen to his nonsense. He can still drink. It's just right if he doesn't drink. If he drinks, he will drink more. If he can be counted as a drinker, even a mouse will become a drunkard!" Shunzi put that mouse face towards Wu Wei again.

In front of him, Wu Wei covered his face with his hands and was pushed aside.

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, the fish and meat were finally cooked. At noon, a few people simply made some noodles, and just waited for the meal to be cooked before they started eating.

The place where Wu Wei lived was very simple. There was basically no dining table or anything like that. There was a fire pit in the inner room, and the village committee's office in the outer room. There were two desks, a dilapidated filing cabinet, four broken chairs, and a loudspeaker on the table.

trumpet.

Johnson was very good at thinking of ways to move an Eight Immortals table from his home. It was very hard work. Fortunately, Johnson’s home is not far from the village committee, and his small body is strong enough. This table is made of real materials and will never be used.

The noodles will fall off if you pick it with your hands.

A few people sat cross-legged on the kang. The four of them were sitting in a straight cross-legged position, but Wu Wei couldn't. Although she had practiced kung fu for many years and her body was very flexible, she still couldn't stand this awkward posture.

Several people saw Wu Wei's awkward way of crossing his legs, and finally found a place where they could surpass him. They all explained the essentials of crossing his legs. San Liuer also demonstrated over and over again, and even pinned his legs into a yoga position with knees facing each other.

Despite their troubles, Wu Wei could only smile bitterly.

Johnson was watching and laughing all the time, watching the three boys playing with Wu Wei's legs. Seeing that this seemed to be the point, he said: "Okay, why don't you bring a small bench over here, boss, sit on the bench."

"It's okay, let's just sit down." Wu Wei waved his hand, picked up the wine glass and said: "Come, let's serve the wine! I, Wu Wei, live in the village here, and I have made friends with you brothers after one day here.

, it’s because you think highly of me, and it’s also an honor for me, Wu Wei. I have to stay here for almost two years, and I have a long time to come. Come on, let’s take care of this!”

"What are you going to do?" San Liuer is really good at smearing cracks with mud. Wu Wei had no intention of doing it. This kind of sorghum powder liquor is very powerful.

"Then do it!" Wu Weicai is not afraid of getting drunk. The worst thing he can do is have a headache tomorrow and not want to eat. It is rare to get drunk in life, and getting drunk with these guys will be his forever memory.

Wu Wei was really drunk. When he returned to his hometown from Snake Fairy Village, even when he was in a high position, he would always think of this drink, passion, heroism, generosity, freedom and ease...

When Wu Wei woke up the next day, she felt very tired. When she wanted to get up, she seemed to be held down by something. When she looked up, she saw two thighs resting on her body.

Wu Wei pinched his painful head after a hangover, moved his thighs away, sat up and took a look, his face darkened, what was going on!

None of the four people left. Qiang Sheng was nestled at the head of the kang, huddled together. San Liuer was sleeping soundly at the edge of the kang. One of the two thighs on his body was Ergou's, and the other was Shunzi's.

Looking at the table next to me, what's left are the leftovers from last night.

Damn, none of these ancestors went home. They were so drunk that they all slept here.

"Get up! Everyone is up, what time is it?" Wu Wei picked up the broom on the kang and called the names one by one.

"Brother! Oh my God, my head must have been blown open." Shunzi, who was closest to Wu Wei, opened his eyes with confusion and sat up.

Ergou took his hand out of his crotch, put it in front of his nose, smelled it, and wrinkled his nose a few times: "Brother, let us sleep for a while, we can't open our eyes." After saying that, he turned over and fell asleep again.

Already.

"Get up! Is it still possible to turn over side A and side B to sleep? Look at how messed up my room is, it's almost turning into a pigsty." Wu Wei got off the kang and put on his clothes.

shoe.

These guys can really mess around. It seems they can't remember what happened last night.

"Brother!"

"Brother!"

…

Seeing Wu Wei getting up and picking up the broom, the four guys stood up from the kang in a hurry. The one grabbing the broom grabbed the broom, and the one holding the rag grabbed the rag. Wu Wei stood there with a dry smile. The four

Dude, are you really going to mess with yourself here?

"Why don't you guys move here and live with me?" Wu Wei regretted it as soon as he said this. If these guys really stay here, then he will have no time for himself at all!

Johnson's eyebrows were filled with joy, and then he lowered his face for a moment: "Brother, we do think so. Why don't you bother us? You love reading so much, but we are here and you can't read."

Johnson has a good memory. When a few people were drinking last night, Wu Wei kept asking them to read more books and said, "The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty." He usually also likes to read a few books, but he

The ones he read were those with strong storytelling, like the philosophy, history, etc. that his elder brother took, but he couldn't understand them.

"Forget it if you don't want to." Wu Wei quickly took the words back.

"Brother, how about the four of us divide into two groups, one group of two people, and take turns keeping you company? It's boring for you to be alone, right, huh?" San Liu'er doesn't want to let this go.

good chance.

He could see that Wu Wei had no airs and no airs as a cadre. He also knew a few of the cadres in the village. As soon as they entered the village, they were raiding the village like devils. They took whatever was in the village. They originally collected special property taxes.

At that time, some men from the countryside came to estimate the yield of the fruit trees. After taking a few bites of the big apple, a few cents were gone.

Wu Wei thought for a while and couldn't help but nodded. Sanliu'er's suggestion was quite constructive. This kid is very smart.

"Brothers, I have something to ask you. It's snowing on the mountain. Can I trap a rabbit?" I don't know why I thought of Dongfang Qinglan, and immediately thought of agreeing to her. If Zhao Yiming and Dongfang

If you can really come, it will be a pleasure in this lonely village life.
Chapter completed!