Chapter 373: The Lowest is Invincible
First Secretary of the Provincial Party Committee - Chapter 373 The most humble is invincible
The singing studio opposite the Blue Bay Dockyard is not big, and its appearance is not very eye-catching. Compared with those splendid entertainment cities, it looks more like a school rehearsal hall, except that the rehearsal hall is divided into small rooms.
A few people found a bag and ordered some drinks and snacks. The deafening music sounded. Wang Aihong hugged the microphone and sang endlessly. To be honest, this woman's singing was really difficult to listen to. She didn't even say a word in tune.
Er, her singing skills are not very good, but she is very courageous. She dares to shout a few lines of any song. Even "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", she dared to break her voice and rush up.
Several men looked at this woman who had activated her crazy mode, with helpless expressions on their faces. They had just chosen a song, took the microphone and wanted to sing, but her howling tone of voice led them to the gutter.
There is no way she can sing this song. Let her hold a concert by herself, while a few people have to sit there and let their ears suffer.
"Why don't you sing? Brother Xiao Wu, come here and sing a duet with me. Sheng Sheng Feng Feng, look for "Intimate Lover" and cut over."
Wu Wei was really convinced by this woman and her intimate lover. A woman like her could only be her intimate lover, right? He couldn't afford such a woman.
"I can't sing. I really can't sing."
"Are you humble? I don't know what you are capable of? Come on, sing one, sing one. Everyone, would you like to applaud and cheer me and my dear little brother Wu up?!" Wang Aihong actually created the atmosphere.
No one applauded. Only Wang Aihong applauded.
"I really can't sing. I'm going to the bathroom first." Wu Wei had no choice but to pee.
"Shen County, brother, how about you come and sing with your sister?" What does "the most humble person make you invincible"? Shengfeng finally understood. This woman's face is a bit thicker than the wall of Hitler's wolf den.
Atomic bombs can't penetrate it.
Shen Hong blushed, "I don't know how. You can sing it yourself. The songs you chose are too difficult."
"Really? Doesn't that prove that I'm very talented in singing?" Wang Aihong practiced a few times and felt quite good about herself.
No one spoke anymore, the prelude ended, and Wang Aihong started her roaring singing again that can drive people crazy.
"Brother, where do you find such a living treasure?" Yin Yitong couldn't stand it anymore and finally asked.
At the wine table just now, he had been putting up with this woman for a long time. This woman was too "active" and completely stole his limelight. He couldn't even get a word in. The most annoying thing was that this woman actually respected him.
Three large glasses of beer made him dizzy.
Shen Hong glanced at the woman who was "singing to her heart's content" and said helplessly: "She's such a top performer. When Xiao Wu was here, I could worry less. Now it's this woman. Alas, I've seen through this woman.
If you are shameless, you will really be 'indestructible'."
The two men were hiding in the corner muttering, and Wang Aihong naturally saw it clearly. Even though she had drunk too much, her mind was still clear.
The woman walked up to the two men with a graceful figure. She bent down and pulled Shen Hong up. She put the microphone in Shen Hong's hand and said, "What's the point of just sitting there?" The next song is "Confused"
Love", come together, come together!"
Shen Hong was dragged by the woman's arm, and he was so anxious that he wanted to jump. The smell of alcohol came over him, and he wanted to scold her.
"Shengfeng sings beautifully, come and sing. Shengfeng, Shengfeng..." At this time, Shengfeng really wanted to learn from Wu Wei and just escape. But seeing Shen Hong in trouble, if he didn't go to hell, who would Go to hell?
Shengfeng had no choice but to reach out and take the microphone. Just as he was about to open his mouth, Wang Aihong snatched it away and stuffed it into Shen Hong's hand.
"His singing is hard to listen to. This song has to be sung by County Magistrate Shen. Shengfeng, please take a rest first."
"You sing first, I have to go to the bathroom too." Shen Hong also took a pee break.
"Hey, by the way, County Shen, let's see why Xiao Wu hasn't come back yet. Did she fall inside?" Shen Hong was really speechless. Next time, he will definitely not take her out, even if she cries, makes trouble, or hangs herself. I will definitely not take her with me!
When Yin Yitong saw that Shen Hong had escaped, he quickly stood up and said, "I want to go too. Let's go, let's go..."
Shengfeng Kugua had a face on her face, and she burst into tears looking at the woman wiggling her buttocks to feel good about herself.
Wu Wei was washing his hands when he saw Shen Hong and Yin Yitong walking in. He smiled and nodded.
Shen Hong went straight to the bathroom, but Yin Yitong did not go in. Instead, he leaned against the wall and talked to Wu Wei, "Xiao Wu, I have figured it out clearly. The woman named Wang is the reincarnation of Daji, and she comes here specifically to cause trouble for men. It's really strange. Wow, a woman is showing off all kinds of ugly things without even realizing it. I’m so impressed! Are the leaders in your county blind? Can such a person be a leader?"
"Director Yin, don't say that. The officialdom is a small ecosystem, and the diversity of species must be maintained. There must be people who sacrifice their lives to seek the law, and there must be people who flatter and lie. This is the real officialdom. When the water is clear, there will be no fish. "How philosophical are these words? Look at the Tai Chi diagram, how well it is explained? There is yin in yin and yin in yang. This is life."
"I can't tell you! But I can guess that that woman must have messed up Qingchuan."
Wu Wei did not answer Yin Yitong's words, but thought to herself, does this need to be said? Because she can actually change the ideas of the top leaders of the party and government. It is not a legend but a legend. - The power of a woman is in bed.
"Let me tell you, Xiao Wu, I looked at the face of that woman named Wang. Look at that face. Although she is smiling all day long, it is a mournful smile. And I noticed just now, That woman turned out to be Duanzhang! A woman with a squinting eyebrow is really scary. Shen Hong, did you hear what I said? She not only suppresses her husband, but also the men around her. You deal with her all day long, so you have to be careful! "Yin Yitong said that he has a nose and eyes, as if his Taoism has become profound again.
"Stop selling your theories all day long. Yitong, you said that if you retire, will you set up a divination stall on the street? Tell people's fortunes, look at a house, draw lots, read palms and count the days. You can still make money and spend money." Shen Hong, who had solved the problem, came out and joked, "Why don't you go to the toilet? What are you doing standing here? There is no one in there."
"I came here to seek refuge. I'm afraid that woman will drag me to a 'silent ending', and I can't bear it. Let's find a way to let that woman calm down for a while. It's been more than an hour, and I haven't shown off my singing voice yet. Where is the chance?" Yin Yitong said with a sad face.
"You think! Xiao Wu, you have many ideas." Shen Hong gave this task to Wu Wei.
Wu Wei pondered for a moment and patted Yin Yitong on the shoulder, "Director Yin, please cooperate with me in a moment. Let's do this..." Yin Yitong nodded and smiled while listening.
Shen Hong stood nearby and listened to the two people's discussion, almost bursting out, this is okay?!
The three of them returned to the private room. Wang Aihong was still howling tirelessly. Her vocal cords were probably congested and she was already a little hoarse.
"I've been here for so long! Did I get hemorrhoids after drinking? I brought Ma Yinglong, does anyone use it?" Wang Aihong shook her body, picked up the cup on the coffee table and took a sip of water, and asked.
The integrity of four grown men flies to the sky and can never be found again. Such a top-notch woman should really travel back in time to the Zhengde period of the Ming Dynasty. It would be best if she was noticed by Emperor Zhengde. I am afraid there will be no one who can match her in modern times. .
"You...you can use it yourself." The four men did not speak for a long time, and it took a while for Shengfeng to hold back a sentence.
"How do you know I have hemorrhoids? Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. It's nothing special. Just plug the plug and it'll be fine. Women develop it due to pressure on the rectum during pregnancy, while men usually suffer from excessive smoking, drinking, or catching a cold..."
"Director Wang, what's your next song?" Shengfeng quickly stopped her. He didn't want a good gathering to turn into a popular science conference on hemorrhoids prevention and treatment.
"Um...hum...Xiao Wu, I heard that singing too much will make a woman's breasts shrink? Is this true?" Yin Yitong asked in a loud voice, looking diligent and eager to learn.
"I seem to have read it in the newspaper a few days ago. It is said that singing will cause the chest to vibrate every time you exhale or inhale. With vibration, the cavernous body in the chest will continue to shrink, and the breasts will definitely shrink accordingly. Yeah. I've also heard that singing can make people gain weight. Look at how fat the female singer named Han is. It's just because she sings that she can't lose weight." Wu Wei followed up.
"Really? It's so scary. I thought singing was a physical exercise, but it turns out it doesn't have so many benefits?"
"That doesn't have so many benefits, it actually has a lot of disadvantages. Those singers have mastered the skills of singing, so it has little impact on them. There are also some singers who are not good at it. In addition to the one named Han, there is also a person named Zhang. There are quite a few of them, including one named De and one named Zang." Wu Wei took the trouble to introduce them.
"Singing can also cause wrinkles to appear on women, especially the fish lines at the corners of the eyes, which are particularly easy to grow. Yes, there are also bags under the eyes. After singing, some women's bags under the eyes can be big enough to hold a small kangaroo." Yin Yitong added. .
The two men were singing and talking, and Wang Aihong next to them became interested. When they mentioned that their breasts would shrink, they subconsciously looked at their own breasts; when they mentioned that they were fat, they pinched their waists; when they mentioned crow's feet, She quickly touched the corners of her eyes; when she mentioned that the bags under her eyes could hold a little kangaroo, the woman threw the phone away and ran out.
"Come on, brothers, this time it's our brothers' turn to sing. We have finally regained our position!" Yin Yitong threw the microphone to Shen Hong, chose the song "Real Hero", and started singing.
Not long after, Wang Aihong came back. She automatically sat on the corner of the sofa, sitting upright, motionless, with her head slightly lowered.
Wu Wei secretly smiled. What any woman cares most about is her appearance and body shape. Wang Aihong, who couldn't control her life or death, listened to the above words, no matter whether there was scientific basis or not, she believed it anyway.
"Xiao Wu, hurry up and choose one too. Let's play for a few more minutes and then we'll go back and rest." Yin Yitong became active and ran around in the audience.
Wu Wei also requested a song, and when he started singing, he stunned the whole audience. Even Wang Aihong looked at him with her mouth half-opened, her eyes full of intense lust that she took for herself.
Chapter completed!