Chapter 22 Tell a joke, don't take it seriously(1/2)
Chapter 22 Don’t take it seriously when telling a joke
Since the military training period, the restlessness of adolescence has caused a lot of emotions among the young girls who have just entered high school.
In this Werther-style turbulent age, any small emotion between the opposite sex may set off a huge storm in a young man's heart!
on the training ground,
From time to time, boys bring drinks and snacks to girls to show their courtesy.
However... there are very few people who are as philanthropic as Lu Shaoan!
Looking at Lu Shaoan, the military training leader who came back empty-handed, the team of Class 1 (Twenty-two) Senior High School booed. They saw Lu Shaoan going back and forth among the girls in each class, and there were many pretty girls among them.
Lin Zishan, the little fat guy, immediately came forward and started gossiping: "Brother Lu is awesome! Tell me, which one is the sister-in-law?"
Bang chi~
Lu Shaoan went up and slapped the kid on the back, "Xiao Linzi, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense! Why can't those... all be your sisters-in-law?"
???
Lu Shaoan's words successfully aroused a group of people nearby, who were all eight meters away from him.
Lin Zishan: “You are not human if you don’t have a heart of shame or shame.”
"Hehe~"
The incident was successfully covered up with some flirtatious words, and Lu Shaoan's face returned to seriousness:
"Everyone stand still and continue training."
…
In the evening, I had evening self-study.
On a whim, Datou Xiaotou insisted on running with Lu Shaoan, saying that he should learn from the self-disciplined male god as an example and exercise well~
Actually~
It's just that Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai were envious of Lu Shaoan's current fame, so they came to get closer and enjoy the prestige.
After all, the story of a fight in the dormitory in the past two days that resulted in one being injured and the other disabled has been widely circulated!
Lu Shaoan was walking in the dormitory. Regardless of whether he knew someone or not, when he met someone, he would always smile and shout: "Hello, Brother Lu."
The junior followers Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai have also straightened their backs in the past two days. In the dormitory, they lost their usual cowardice and began to walk sideways.
~
When Lu Shaoan finished running five kilometers, Qian Zhiwei and Zhang Deshuai were already exhausted and sitting in the stands waiting for him!
After looking at the moonlight tonight, it looked pretty good. Lu Shaoan was not in a hurry to go back to the dormitory, and he and the two of them sat in the stands next to the playground and chatted.
"Brother Lu, what do you want to do in the future?"
"I never thought about it, who knows~ After all, what happens in the future is only called the future if it happens!"
"It's a bit profound, Brother Lu."
"Ha ha."
Looking at the vast starry sky, there are thousands of stars shining, mysterious and bright.
As the cool and warm autumn wind blew, Lu Shaoan couldn't help but smile with relief on his face.
The present is the past of the future, the present is the future of the past, and the future is the present of the future.
With the super brain...from now on, I will never tire of it no matter what~
The next day,
August 28, 2015,
The fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month is the Ghost Festival.
Xu Qing, the head teacher of Grade 1 (Twenty-two) Grade 1, arrived at the training ground early. She took away the passes of the boarding students who were about to take leave and go home~
We have two days of vacation today. The school will have a rehearsal on the 31st, and then the "Military Training Competition" will officially begin on September 1st.
"It's coming, it's finally coming!"
Lu Shaoan felt restless when he thought of that strange and fragrant mission. After all, 1 point of physical fitness points increased his appearance by five points last time.
!
Looking at the lazy people in the class, Lu Shaoan was particularly strict today. For that task, he had to work harder to ensure that the Grade 1 (Twenty-two) class would win the first place in the competition in a few days.
"Zhang Deshuai, punch me with all your strength. If you keep hitting like this, I will give you a set to let you feel my military style boxing."
"I'll change it immediately, Brother Lu!"
Zhang Deshuai didn't want to try to be arranged by Lu Shaoan's military style boxing. After several days of boxing, the cement floor under Lu Shaoan's feet was stomped hard with two lines of black marks.
Yesterday, when I went back to the dormitory with Lu Shaoan, Zhang Deshuai took a look at his shoes and, what a boy, he glued them on the old baby.
Fortunately, Lu Shaoan brought two pairs of shoes, otherwise he would have made a fool of himself today!
~
After catching the boys and punishing them, Lu Shaoan looked at the girls team with a headache.
The first is Shang Nanyi, who is the head of the assassin. His little fist is really worthy of the name "Gangster's Exciting Punch".
Lu Shaoan looked at the side of the room and said, "Yao Ying, you... ugh! Take Shang Nanyi and Bai Magnolia out for me and take them aside to train them alone."
"good."
After hearing this, Yao Ying immediately called the two of them out.
When Shang Nanyi saw this, he immediately became unhappy and shouted to the two of them: "Yao Ying, Lu Shaoan, what are you doing? Why did you call us two out alone?"
"What are you doing? You first watch Yao Ying come and do the military style boxing, then Yao Ying comes."
After Lu Shaoan finished speaking, Yao Ying on the side obediently punched the military body fist once...
"Did you see it? This is called Military Style Boxing. What is that called Embroidered Boxing? Who are you? Wensong."
"Lu Shaoan, you..."
"What are you doing? You are the worst person in the class who can be beaten by the military. Not only that, you also led Bai Yulan to bad things. Now she is just like you. She is so weak when you beat her~"
"Lu Shaoan, why do you say that to me?"
"Why? Just because I am the person in charge of the military training of our class, I don't want to ruin a good pot of soup because of your mouse droppings."
"You...Lu Shaoan, you..." Seeing the eyes of everyone looking at him, Shang Nanyi's eyes suddenly filled with tears.
"Woooooo~"
As soon as he let go, Shang Nanyi ran away.
-Publish tasks-
Level: Level 2
Requirement: Coax Shang Nanyi back and make her happy.
Reward: money +500, experience +2
Failure: Money-500
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"I'm going!"
When Lu Shaoan saw this, he immediately asked Yao Ying to lead the class to continue training, and he quickly chased after her.
"Let me go... This Shang Nanyi is practicing running, right? I've never seen her run so fast!" Lu Shao'an was happy when he found that he couldn't catch up with Shang Nanyi~
Shang Nanyi kept running until she reached the empty back door of the school. She wanted to open the door and run out, but the door was always locked with a big lock and was surrounded by iron fences and barbed wire. Girls really didn't want to
Very good.
Lu Shaoan: "Run...! Oh, let me go...you girl...you can really fucking run!"
Panting heavily, he put his hands on his waist and looked at Shang Nanyi who was squatting on the ground, holding his head and crying.
"Why don't you run? Keep running~"
"Woooooo~"
Seeing her crying non-stop without raising her head, Lu Shaoan walked up with a frown and sat next to her.
"Oh! I'm sorry, Shang Nanyi. Earlier... I may have said something unpleasant."
"It doesn't sound good? You know how bad it sounds! There are so many people, but you actually say that about me... Wuwuwu..."
When Shang Nanyi raised his head and looked at Lu Shaoan, the expression on his face made Lu Shaoan feel heartbroken. He has been soft-hearted since he was a child, and he hates seeing others cry, especially girls~
He immediately apologized in a panic: "Okay, I was wrong. I'm sorry! I shouldn't have said that to you."
"Woooooo~"
Seeing this, Lu Shaoan thought for a while and decided to tell a joke to coax the girl: "Ahem, stop crying! I'll tell you...let me tell you a joke!"
To be continued...