Chapter 229 I am incompetent and zombie

Author: Picking the stars tomorrow

Chapter 229 I am incompetent and zombies...

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Master Simu stood at the door and stretched. He moved here for more than ten years. During his time at home, Master Ikki never slept well.

Taoist Simu looked forward and happened to face Master Ikki and Qingqing who were walking out of the opposite house. Taoist Simu raised his eyebrows proudly and said with a smile: "Good morning, stinky monk."

Master Ikki was thrown out of the house by Lin Ge last night, with his face on the ground, and a large scratch on his left face. He glanced at Taoist Simu and said nothing.

Master Ikki was defeated, and Taoist Simu was in a very comfortable mood.

At this time, Lin Ge walked out of the inner room, said "morning" to Master Simu, and then looked at the opposite side. Master Ikkyu saw Lin Ge's face and his face stopped and he walked into the room directly.

However, as soon as the two of them arrived at the door, they saw a loud shout from afar: "Hurry up."

The few people looked in the sound and saw a team walking in the distance. The few people at the top were wearing officers and soldiers' uniforms with the word "做" printed on their chests, each holding a flag.

Behind them, several officers and soldiers were carrying a red sedan without shed, and there was a seven or eight-year-old boy wearing red clothes.

A few men in exotic costumes followed him, constantly urging the officers and soldiers to go faster.

At the end of the team, in addition to dozens of officers and soldiers, there was also a Taoist priest wearing a brown Taoist robe. Behind him, several people were pushing a cart with a coffin on it.

"Hey, isn't that Master Qianhe?" Jiale said when he saw the Taoist priest.

Taoist Simu saw the appearance of the Taoist priest in the distance, frowned slightly, and whispered: "Junior Brother Qianhe? Why did he come here?"

"Come and take a look." Lin Ge said.

The three of them walked towards the officers and soldiers. Master Ikki and Qingqing wanted to go back to the house, but when they saw the coffin with the team, they thought about it and followed them.

When Master Qianhe saw Taoist Simu who came out of the house, he immediately looked happy and smiled and said, "Senior Brother!"

"Junior brother." After saying that, Taoist Simu introduced Lin Ge to Taoist Qianhe and said, "Junior brother, this is Lin Ge from the Nanmao Ge Zu lineage, Senior Brother Lin."

Taoist Master Qianhe was stunned for a moment when he heard this. He didn't expect that the "Senior Brother" was so young, but the "Senior Brother" of Taoist Master Simu was not forced to call him at all. He no longer had any worries, made a Taoist seal, and greeted Lin Ge with a smile: "Senior Brother, please take care of him."

"Junior brother." Lin Ge made a seal and gave a gift.

At this time, Master Ikkyu stepped forward and said hello: "Master Qianhe, it's been a long time since I saw you. Amitabha."

"Master Ikki." Taoist Chizuru was greeting with a smile, but noticed the wound on Master Ikki's face and asked curiously: "Master Ikki, the wound on your face..."

Master Ikkyu sighed, "Oh. Last night, my skills were not as good as humans. I failed to eliminate demons and demons. I suffered a little injury. It was not hindered or hindered."

Lin Ge:...Ha. I didn't expect that this stinky monk was quite capable of being sarcastic.

"So don't always chant scriptures and chant Buddha's name. Practice your skills more when you have nothing to do, especially keep your eyes open. Don't look at anything that is demons and ghosts. The so-called appearance comes from the mind, the environment changes with the mind, and everything you see is everything. Whatever you see is demons and ghosts. Maybe there is a demon and ghost in your heart?" Lin Ge said lightly. In terms of sophistry, he can fool Master Ikkyu's Buddha heart.

Master Ikki was stunned when he heard this, as if he was also thinking about whether he was rash last night. After all, Lin Ge and Taoist Master Simu were both "Taoist priests". How could Taoist people not understand the harm of being with ghosts?

"Hey, hey, what are you doing here?" At this time, the sissy man wearing exotic clothes, headscarf next to the sedan chair, holding a white scarf, asked loudly.

Taoist Master Qianhe turned around and replied, "Mr. Wu, my senior brother and I will borrow some glutinous rice."

"Guomi? Why are you using this thing for? Have we made you hungry?" said the sissy dissatisfied.

Lin Ge's mood was a little subtle when he saw the sissy. After all, the landlord was still on the crew of "Mr. Zombies" next door, playing the role of Mr. Ren in the coffin. The main god directly copied the movie to generate the world. Suddenly, he saw a face that was exactly the same here, which was really strange.

So the main god is just "AI" and everything is automatically generated, regardless of whether there will be conflicts or bugs?

At this time, the little boy in the sedan chair said, "Mr. Wu Shi, why not let's take a break here."

As soon as the little boy spoke, the minister Wu Shi suddenly changed his sarcastic appearance just now and quickly said to the officers and soldiers around him: "Did you hear it? Let it rest here, let it go."

When the officers and soldiers carrying the sedan chair heard this, they put the sedan chair down.

"Jiale, go and get glutinous rice for the uncle." After saying that, Taoist Simu looked at the coffin placed on the cart not far away, and walked over.

The golden coffin was covered with a red cloth, and it was wrapped in a mesh shape with a finger-sized rope. Seeing this, the Taoist Master Four-Mini frowned and said, "Copper-horned golden coffin ink net, is it inside..."

Taoist Master Qianhe nodded and said in a deep voice: "Yes, there are zombies inside."

"Then why didn't you burn him and take him around?" Taoist Simu asked in confusion. It's impossible that this is like Old Master Ren's body. What curse needs to be lifted before cremation is created?

Taoist Master Qianhe explained: "This zombie is a royal family on the frontier and cannot be burned. We must transport it back to the capital as soon as possible and wait for the emperor to leave."

Taoist Simu said, "Then junior brother, you'd better remove the tent above so that the coffin can receive more sunlight and reduce some corpse energy."

Taoist Master Qianhe leaned over and whispered, "Oh. This exposure to the sun can reduce corpse energy, how could I not know? But you, senior brother, don't know everything. The minister of the lord, relying on his confidant, always pointed at us. He said that there would be people holding umbrellas wherever the royal family left, and they could not neglect after death."

Lin Ge said on the side: "It's simple. Go and tell the minister Wu. According to our Taoist saying, if the royal family absorbs more sunlight after death, they will be reincarnated and born with strange phenomena, and golden light will protect their bodies. Later generations can also kill evil and become successful."

Taoist Master Qianhe was stunned: "We Taoist people have this statement?"

"No, I made it up." Lin Ge answered honestly.

Taoist Master Qianhe:...

Master Ikkyu said, "Master Lin, how can you deceive me? I think this is inappropriate. After all, the lies will be exposed one day..."

"Shut up." Lin Ge glared at him. He was now annoyed by this stinky monk, and he could immediately understand that Taoist Simu had no good temper every time he saw Master Ikki in the movie.

Taoist Qianhe thought about it and communicated with the minister Wu as Lin Ge said. Unexpectedly, the other party immediately agreed to let them remove the tent in the car.

When Master Qianhe came back, he happened to see Lin Ge stuffing a lucky star made of yellow talisman into the four corners of the coffin. He immediately understood that Lin Ge was setting up a formation for him to prevent the increase of the zombie's corpse energy.

"Thank you, Senior Brother Lin." Taoist Qianhe thanked Lin Ge respectfully.

Lin Ge said: "It's a big deal. However, although the sun is shining brightly now, the weather is difficult to measure. Since you are tied up the coffin with ink trunk thread, you must take rainproof measures."

"My junior brother understand."

At this time, Jiale ran from the side: "Uncle Master, you want glutinous rice."

Taoist Qianhe took the glutinous rice, looked at Taoist Simu and said, "Senior Brother, thank you."

"You're welcome, I hope you don't need this pack of glutinous rice." Taoist Simu said: "Take the zombies on the road, be sure to pay more attention to safety."

"I see."

The two were chatting, and the sissy voice of the Wushimao urged: "Hey, hey, we're still talking, hurry up, it's time to set off, hurry up, set off!"

While speaking, he greeted the officers and soldiers to set off.

Taoist Qianhe sighed and said to Taoist Simu and Lin Ge: "Senior Brother, Senior Brother Lin, then I will leave first, and there will be a date later."

"There will be a period later."

"There will be a period later."

The officers and soldiers set off again. Jiale looked at the golden coffin passing by in front of him and couldn't help but sigh: "This coffin is so beautiful, it must be very valuable."

"Of course, it's made of gold." Taoist Simu replied.

"I will work hard to make money if I have the chance in the future and buy a pair of filial piety to you, the old man." Jiale said seriously.

Taoist Simu slapped Jiale on the back of his head and scolded, "You wish I could die, do you?"

"No, don't I want to respect you?" Jiale said aggrievedly.

Lin Ge looked at the team that left the Taoist Priest Qianhe thoughtfully. He had just checked the coffin. He didn't know whether it was the reason for the coffin or the fact that the Mo Dou Line had indeed had an effect. He smelled that the zombie inside was not heavy, and at most it was the lowest level hairless zombie, which was still a big difference from the flying zombie.

With Master Qianhe's strength, there is no reason why even zombies of this level cannot be dealt with.

"Senior Brother, what's wrong?" Master Simu couldn't help asking when he saw Lin Ge's face was worried.

Lin Ge said: "It's okay, go back."

"Senior brother, are you going to set off to return to Renjia Village today?" asked Taoist Simu.

Lin Ge said: "No, let's talk about it after tonight."

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When it was almost dark, Master Qianhe saw that the sky was covered with dark clouds. When he remembered Lin Ge's words, he suggested to Mr. Wu to camp on the spot and continue his journey tomorrow.

However, the Minister of the Wushi arrived in the capital because he delayed his trip again and could not catch up with the time limit set by the emperor, so he forced himself to continue his journey.

Who knew how long it took for a while, lightning and thunder were roaring in the sky, and a strong wind blew, and suddenly it rained heavily.

The minister of the Wushu was instantly soaked in a slaughter. He was anxious and shouted to the people around him: "Why are you all standing there? Get camp, camp."

When Master Qianhe saw that the heavy rain was washing the coffin, the line of ink had already begun to deform. He immediately rushed forward and said to the minister of the Wushu: "Mr. Wushu, after the first tent is up, let the coffin enter first!"

"Why?" asked the Minister Wu.

Master Qianhe said anxiously: "The ink line has begun to deform. If this continues, I am afraid that I will not be able to suppress it..."

"Can't suppress it? What do you want to do if you can't suppress it? No, stay there. It's raining heavily, I must let Prince Seventy-first advance first." The Minister of the Wu Shi ignored Taoist Qianhe and went over to ask the officers and soldiers to carry the sedan chair into the camp.

Master Qianhe was anxious when he saw the increasingly faint Mo Dou Line, and regretted that he had not listened to Senior Brother Lin and prepared to prevent rain in advance.

After waiting for two minutes, the second camp was set up. Seeing this, Master Qianhe immediately shouted to the people next to him: "Come and help, push the coffin in."

Several officers and soldiers stepped forward to help Taoist Priest Qianhe's four disciples push the cart together. As a result, as soon as the officers and soldiers started pushing the cart, a lightning bolt struck the coffin, and heard a loud "boom" sound, and all the officers and soldiers were blown away.
To be continued...