Chapter 32: God is a Pervert (read more)
"Naruto!"
Just as he was about to enter the Naruto building, Naruto was suddenly stopped. When he looked back, he found that it was a new generation of Pig Deer Butterfly.
The three of them stood outside the Naruto building, as if they were waiting for someone.
Shikamaru waved at him lazy against the wall, wearing the sexy fishing net lining, and his face with the same dead fish eyes as ever.
Ino stood aside with a distracted expression with a distracted look. Ding Ji was still the same, holding a bag of potato chips in his arms and putting them into his mouth.
"Why are you here?" Naruto was familiar with the three of them, and he was not polite. He reached out and wanted to take snacks into Dingji's potato chip bag.
Crack, Naruto took a bite, Shikamaru didn't even look at Naruto, looked up at Tian and sighed.
"Asma has something to do temporarily, so we can only wait for him here."
After saying that, Shikamaru asked Naruto again and said.
"That's the matter, Naruto, you probably know it too?"
“Which piece?”
"That guy who calls himself the God of Ninja, after saying twice, the village became like this."
"Oh, that one." Naruto scratched his head and said with a bright smile, "I thought it was someone's prank!"
"How could the ability to get all the villagers to receive the news? It could be an ordinary prank?" Shikamaru complained with her head in her arms.
"It's Naruto, you're too slow."
"But that Ninja God is conservatively a super pervert, and he is talking about long legs and other things, as well as friends' sisters."
"No one will believe it anyway, it's like that kind of nonsense." Naruto waved his hand casually, then looked at Dingji.
Ding Ci raised his eyebrows and bit off the potato chips in one bite, and said in a naive way.
"The last piece of potato chips said."
"Only people like Naruto, who don't know anything, won't believe it." Shikamaru said, "The Hyuga clan's affairs are true."
"What's the matter?" Naruto asked pretending to be unaware of it.
"that is......"
"Shikamaru, Teacher Asma is coming out!" Ding Ji suddenly shouted.
"Naruto, let's talk about it next time. We're leaving first!" Shikamaru looked in the direction of the Naruto building, and Asma had come out.
So he waved his hand at Naruto and followed the steps of Dingji and Ino who were walking away.
Ino didn't talk to Naruto throughout the whole process, and didn't even look at him. Naruto didn't care. After the three of them left, he turned around and entered the Naruto building.
The building is messy, the ninjas of Anbe and ordinary Chunin walk around with various documents in their hands. Occasionally they can hear their nervous expressions talking about the words of the god of ninjas, and occasionally two words like Hinata.
Naruto tilted his head and went upstairs with a familiarity to go to the mission hall to receive a D-level mission. Kakashi punished him for completing twenty D-level missions, and he could not return to the seventh shift before this.
The D-level mission is not difficult. While Naruto was thinking about what the D-level mission would be today, he suddenly heard the loud cursing of the person downstairs.
"The above let me find out within one day, and let me check where I go! That damn ninja god, I will torture him hard when I fall into my hands!"
The scarred man Moriyoibiki took his torture department's subordinates downstairs together, and just passed by Naruto who was going upstairs.
"It's so scary." Naruto was chilled for a while, and his heart became even more determined. He must not be caught by others that he is the evidence that he is the god of ninja.
He was even more afraid of Morinai Biki, the minister of the torture department. It was not how strong Morinai Biki was, but this man! He was a real pervert!
A black man of about 1.8 meters tall, who was moved into the island country films, was a powerful neighbor, but in private he was a trembling man.
His torture technique not only tortures the enemy, but also tortures himself.
Damn, Naruto felt scared just by thinking about it. A strong man showed a smug and painful expression on his face. It would be better to kill him than to be so eye-catching.
"This is a mission scroll, please take it." The staff in the mission hall handed over the mission to Naruto with a good attitude.
"Um."
Naruto walked out of the Naruto building and opened the mission scroll, which was to pick up trash.
Where can I pick up so much garbage from Konoha?
After struggling for a while, Naruto reluctantly embarked on the road to picking up garbage. In August, the scorching sun was hanging high, and Naruto stopped the dishes after a while.
He hid under the shade of the tree, stared blankly at the blue sky, and after a while he threw down the garbage bag in his hand and left alone.
"Ah! It's great!" Naruto bought two ice creams from a convenience store and left calmly in the boss's surprise gaze.
When I left the door, the heat immediately swept over.
Some idle Naruto simply squatted at the door of the convenience store and finished eating two ice creams, making the naughty child beside him cry.
Naruto turned his head and looked at the four children standing in the sun and looking dark as if they were so dark in the sun. He glanced at their dirty clothes and his eyes turned slightly.
"come over."
Looking at the yellow-haired man who ate two expensive ice creams, he waved to them, and confirmed that he was calling them, and they even looked at me and I looked at you.
In the end, he was attracted by Naruto's appearance of licking two ice creams with one hand.
"Do you want to eat it?" Naruto shook the ice cream in his hand.
The four children were not a few years younger than Naruto, three boys and one girl, looking only eight or nine years old, with a little sloppy hair and clothes.
You can almost know the identities of this group, Konoha Orphans, without guessing.
"Think." said the boy leading the way.
"I can invite each of you to eat ice cream, but I must answer one question." Naruto said.
The children hesitated for a moment and nodded one after another.
Naruto narrowed his eyes and glanced at the four people, thinking in his mind whether there would be some orphanage protagonist among these orphanages?
"What is the next sentence that changes oddly and evenly and remains unchanged?"
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The four children looked at each other, and no one knew the answer.
Seeing that no one answered, Naruto looked disappointed, but he still walked into the store and bought five ice creams, one by one among the people present.
The four children squatted at the door of the store with Naruto, licking the ice cream without any image.
"Do you want to eat ice cream every day?"
"think!"
"think!"
"think!"
"think."
Four pairs of bright eyes stared at Naruto in unison. Naruto smiled and said to them.
"Then you have to do me a favor."
The orange sunset was slanting, Naruto was lying in the hammock, standing next to him an eight-year-old girl was fanning him for a while.
The three boys were running towards Naruto with trash bags and sweating, shouting happily.
"Boss, I've picked it up!"
Chapter completed!