Chapter 66 Cheng Qing crying(1/2)
Chapter 66 Cheng Qing is crying
Yang Fan didn't dislike her daughter-in-law with her elbows turned outward at all. Instead, he had the urge to hold Cheng Qing and kiss her affectionately.
Cheng Qing kept talking about his virtuous plans. Yang Fan knew nothing about wedding etiquette. When he heard these unfamiliar traditions, his eyes darkened. He was a complete noob. Fortunately, Bian Dan was there to answer questions.
Confused.
What started as a confidential meeting turned into a wedding etiquette learning session.
Yang Fan knew about polygamy, but today he learned that the court would reward those who marry more than three wives.
Yang Fan knew about the betrothal gift, but only today did he find out that there were also return gifts and dowry.
Yang Fan knew about the big house and the small house, but today he found out that the house was all funded by the woman.
Yang Fan is not stupid. Combining various factors, he understands that these etiquette should be normal and guided by the mainstream in ancient times.
From a medical perspective, it was naturally impossible to know in advance whether a boy or a girl would be born in ancient times without fluoroscopy technology, and there was no such thing as abortion. In fact, in ancient times, abortion was prohibited by religion, public opinion, and law.
From a genetic perspective, in ancient times when there was a lot of exercise and low living standards, the birth rate of women was higher than the birth rate of men. This is scientifically based because male chromosomes cannot easily survive in body acid.
From a social perspective, due to many factors such as disease, hunger, war, and fighting in rivers and lakes, the mortality rate of men is much higher than that of women.
This is the essential reason why the imperial court encourages more children and rewards more marriages.
Cheng Qing asked curiously: "How come you don't know anything about common sense?"
Bian Dan defended Yang Fan and said: "He grew up on an isolated island and doesn't like noise. Naturally, he has no way of knowing these things."
Qi Fan smiled and said: "What a wild and good man."
Cheng Qing sighed and regretted, "If I had known he didn't understand anything, I wouldn't have taught him these things. I would have been happy if I had pretended to be stupid. He was really stupid."
Yang Fan smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay. You are really stupid anyway. If I pretend to be stupid, we will still be happy."
Bian Dan snorted and walked away, saying only one word: sour.
Qi Fan: "I have a toothache, I'll leave first."
Yang Fan asked with concern: "What's wrong? Let me show you."
Qi Fan: "No, no, it's just seeing you that gives me a toothache."
Yang Fan's face twitched, am I showing off my affection?
After everyone left, Yang Fan stopped smiling and said seriously to Cheng Qing: "Daughter-in-law! I have something to explain to you."
Cheng Qing smiled and said, "What's the matter?"
Yang Fan: "You know that these medicines all require big-headed red ants. Although these ants can be found everywhere, the dosage is too large. Over time, I am afraid that we will be short of money in the future."
Cheng Qing said clearly, "Do you want to breed?"
Yang Fan scratched Cheng Qing's nose and praised: "Smart!"
Cheng Qingqiong's nose wrinkled slightly, her little mouth pouted, she was very cute, and she asked doubtfully: "You can just raise her, why do you have to close the door and whisper in a low voice? It seems like you can't see the light."
Yang Fan smiled and said: "I just said you were smart, but you immediately became stupid without praising me. If this medicine is not crucial, why should I talk to you behind closed doors?"
Although Cheng Qing was scolded, he felt sweet and humbly said: "Then how should we breed? Since we are breeding, how can we keep it from the light?"
Yang Fan said: "Fifty miles upstream from Wanzhu Island, there is a canyon called Xiemapo. It was once the station of a group of bandits. It is sparsely populated and has a beautiful environment. It is a good place to recuperate and avoid war. It can be used as a
As a secret breeding base. See if there are honest, kind, and loyal couples in the village, and arrange a peaceful and carefree fairyland for them."
Cheng Qing groaned, "For such a secluded place, I do have a good couple. The woman is easy to talk to, but I don't know if the man in that house is quiet enough?"
Yang Fan said anxiously: "Who? I'll convince them."
Cheng Qing: "How do you convince them?"
Yang Fan: "We learn with reason and move with emotion. As for men, what impresses them are only a few things - wealth, power, and women."
Cheng Qing: "He is different. In terms of wealth, he has no shortage of money to spend. In terms of rights, he also has prestige and power in the village. In terms of women, his woman is very beautiful, and she is a beauty known far and wide."
Cheng Qing held his head up proudly, as if he could do whatever he could.
Yang Fan only thought that Cheng Qing was talking about his brother, and joked: "Then find him a few more beautiful women to see if he is still honest."
Cheng Qing's eyes widened immediately and he was furious, "How dare you?"
Yang Fan laughed and said, "Why don't you dare?"
Cheng Qinghan lowered his pretty face and said in a calm tone with a serious face: "Do you know who I am talking about?"
Yang Fan was noncommittal and looked like "the old god is here".
Cheng Qing's eyes suddenly turned red and he said angrily: "Okay, you bastard, you haven't even warmed my bed yet, so you want to find other women."
Yang Fan was shocked and suddenly felt something was wrong.
What I said is so wrong, as if I only need someone else to warm the bed, as if you can only warm the bed.
Yang Fan smiled apologetically and said, "Daughter-in-law! What's wrong with you? What did I say wrong?"
Cheng Qing looked like a bullfight, with red eyes and angrily shouted: "You have the nerve to call me wife, besides my brother and me, who else in this village is in a pair?"
Something is very wrong. It seems that I have tricked myself.
Yang Fan was trembling, walking on thin ice; silence was golden, and he was thinking about countermeasures.
Seeing that Yang Fan didn't speak, Cheng Qing became even more angry, and said with tears in his eyes: "You clearly know that I am talking about ourselves, but you are here telling me to find some beautiful women for that man, what? You are hinting to me
, if I find you a few more women, will you behave?"
Yang Fan immediately explained: "No, I thought..." Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by Cheng Qing.
"What do you think? Do you think I have big breasts and no brains?" After saying this, he looked at his imperfect Lushan, sniffed, and said aggrievedly: "I am not stupid, and you are not stupid either. Otherwise, where would you be?
Are you worthy of the smart me?"
Yang Fan nodded as if he was pounding garlic, and immediately responded: "Yes, yes, yes."
Cheng Qing: "You also know that you said yes, so what do you mean by finding a few women for yourself?"
Yang Fan apologized: "No, I thought you were talking about your brother."
Cheng Qing: "Just make excuses. Who are you fooling? Where can my brother have any money with so many men? How can he not be short of money? With your intelligence, how can you not know who I am talking about? It's obviously not the case.
Talking about my brother, besides, this Cheng Jinmen was established by my brother. He
In the village, it's natural to say the same thing, so why is she just powerful? Also, I said that the woman is beautiful and is a well-known beauty. Can't you tell it's me? But you said you thought she was my sister-in-law. What do you mean?
Do you think I’m not as beautiful as my sister-in-law?”
The logic is clear and the steps are followed step by step.
Yang Fan frowned and said, "I didn't mean that. You are naturally beautiful."
General Cheng Qing, "Then you mean my sister-in-law is ugly?"
Yang Fan said weakly: "How can my sister-in-law be ugly? But my wife is the most beautiful in this world."
Cheng Qing's tone softened a little, but his attitude was still tough, "I tell you, even if you say nice things now, you can't hide your unclean and eager heart."
Yang Fan was speechless.
Cheng Qing hated the fact that iron cannot become steel, "Speak!"
Yang Fan: "I don't know what to say."
Cheng Qing burst into tears in anger, "You mean you have nothing to say to me?"
Yang Fan: "That's not what I meant. Please listen to my explanation..."
"I won't listen. I won't listen." Cheng Qing pushed Yang Fan out, "I don't want to see you again."
Yang Fan's lower plate was like a pile, motionless.
Cheng Qing burst into tears and said, "It's okay if you don't go out. Then you have to answer my question honestly."
Yang Fan: "Okay." Yang Fan thought to himself, as long as it's a question about whether I'm beautiful or not, I can give you a beautiful answer.
Cheng Qing looked straight at Yang Fan, sniffed and asked, "Do you have other women?"
Yang Fan... was silent for a long time, and had to say honestly: "Yes!"
Cheng Qing's tears were no longer a trickle now, but a river bursting its banks. He beat and kicked Yang Fan, crying and shouting: "Why are you so experienced... You
Come on, get out of here, I don’t want to see you again.”
What does it mean to have experience?
How do you want me to explain it? Yang Fan retreated and comforted him.
When Cheng Qing saw Yang Fan being pushed out the door, he wiped his tears and added: "In the past three days... I don't want to see you."
With a bang, the door was closed.
Yang Fan stood outside the door, the autumn wind was bleak, and life was miserable.
Why did this start a fight? How did you start crying? Yang Fan looked up at the stars and sighed: "It's so difficult."
He lowered his head and knocked open the flat room.
To be continued...