"Tell me, what do you want to do? Do you want a hand or a foot? It's your choice!" The drunken old man looked at the dozen or so people around him, and then looked at the cold expression on Su Wending's face.

, smiled brightly.

"I want two hands and two feet, but they have to be on my body and I can't be chopped off by you!" The drunken old man looked at Su Wending with a smile, and his tone did not sound scared at all, "After all, my physical body,

It’s not easy to grow up. After all, I am also a cultivator in the out-of-body stage. Everyone is similar, can you give me some face?"

"Give you face? Who will give me face?" Su Wending sneered and glared at the drunken old man angrily, "Tell me the truth, why did you frame me just now? We are obviously not in the same group as you, why do you say that I am?

Your apprentice?"

"Don't tell me anymore. I am the Holy Dragon Venerable. I want to accept you as my disciple. It's just a hundred cloud stones!" The old drunkard seemed very sober at this time, and he didn't look drunk at all. "I

How can it be that just a few of you can't collect a hundred Yunyao Stones?"

"Go away!" Su Wending rolled his eyes, but the more he looked at it, the more angry he became, especially the drunken old man's careless and smiling look, which made him want to kill the old man right now, "I am not your apprentice, nor do I.

I will be your apprentice, and you will die wherever you die! Want to deceive me? You are not qualified, you old fool!"

The drunken old man curled his lips and looked at Su Wending helplessly, "Well, if you don't believe it, then there's nothing I can do about it! But don't regret it in the future, I really..."

"It's your mother!" Su Wending rolled his eyes and waved his hand. Lu Cheng and Zhou Tian beside him immediately grabbed the drunken old man from left to right. In the drunken old man's horrified eyes, Su Wending said with a sneer.

, "Don't you like to tease and frame people? How about I let you have a taste of being teased?"

"You, what do you want to do?" The old drunk man looked at Su Wending with a confused look on his face, trembling all over. Lu Cheng and Zhou Tian were pressing him on the left and right, but he couldn't move no matter what.

An evil sneer appeared at the corner of Su Wending's mouth. He suddenly turned to look at the people around him and said calmly, "Then what! Is there a latrine on the mountain?"

Lu Feng and others were suddenly stunned and looked at Su Wending in disbelief. In the world of cultivation, there are indeed latrines, because cultivators are still human beings after all. Although they can go without food for three to five days, they still need to eat after a long time.

Something! Moreover, most cultivators, since entering the world of cultivation, have still maintained the habit of three meals a day in the mortal world.

If there was food, there would be toilets, and there would also be latrines. What's more, such a huge place as the Zhulan Temple had dozens of specially opened latrines. At that moment, Su Wending and others took the old man to a latrine.

, this is a special place for peeing, and it looks very clean.

Lu Cheng, Zhou Tian, ​​and the Four Great Masters of Huilang revealed their true forms, and with their powerful Mahayana Tribulation Level cultivation, they firmly imprisoned the old man under the wooden planks of the latrine, gagged his mouth, and knocked him unconscious with a stick.

If someone urinates up there, it will get wet on the old man. Su Wending, Lu Feng and others were the first pioneers to persecute the old man!

"It's so refreshing!" After coming out of the hut and sitting down at a restaurant in Zhulan Temple, Su Wending smiled and hummed a tune, shaking his head happily.

"Isn't it too disgusting, too cruel, and too immoral for us to do this?" The three girls, Hua Wenlan and Guo Yunjie, Lan Yingying, looked at Su Wending with worried faces. Hua Wenlan said worriedly, "Then

After all, people are also cultivators in the out-of-body stage. It seems a bit excessive for you to let people endure such humiliation on the crotch, right?"

"Senior sister, didn't you see when we were bullied by that old man just now?" Su Wending rolled his eyes and said with a sneer, "He almost made us fight with the patrol team of the sect alliance, which is even more disgusting.

Yes, this guy is still

He claimed that he was the Holy Dragon Lord who came to deceive us and deceive our feelings. Such a person would not regret death. I was just playing with him in a tit-for-tat manner. He deserved it! Besides, ask Xiao Guo,

Can such an old man be the Holy Dragon Venerable?"

"That's not necessarily true!" Guo Yunjie covered her mouth and snickered, looking at Su Wending with a smile on her face, "Legend has it that the Holy Dragon Venerable has been hiding in the world of cultivation all year round, playing around. When the immortals and demons were fighting in Hongmeng Mountain,

He didn’t show up, and I don’t know where he was hiding for fun! Moreover, the Holy Dragon Venerable sometimes really dresses up as a low-level cultivator and appears in the world of cultivation!”

Su Wending was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Lu Feng and others beside him. Everyone shook their heads and smiled. Su Wending said even more funny, "That drunkard? Is it possible? Don't think about it, let's do our thing, let's have a taste first.

The specialty of Zhulan Mountain, bamboo shoots in the clouds, I heard they are very delicious, right?"

"Of course!" A restaurant waiter happened to bring a plate of meat-fried bamboo shoots over and placed the plate of meat-fried bamboo shoots in front of Su Wending with a smile, "Our Zhulan Mountain is rich in dragon-patterned bamboo, and the bamboo shoots of dragon-patterned bamboo are stir-fried.

Flame Demon Bear meat is the best delicacy, you can have a taste!"

"Oh? Is it really as good as you said?" Su Wending almost drooled. Looking at the plate of fresh and tender bamboo shoots in front of him, the fragrance of the food hit his face, which made Su Wending's stomach tremble as he had not eaten meat for a long time.

"Of course, if you don't believe me, you can try it!" The waiter nodded with a smile, "I see you are from the same sect, right? Who is the leader? Please use it first, we can't break the rules!

"

"Hey, this is a good rule! I like it!" Su Wending laughed, looked proudly at Lu Feng, Hua Wenlan and others beside him, held the chopsticks, picked up a chopstick of fried pork with bamboo shoots, and put it in his mouth.

"The meat is delicate and smooth, and the bamboo shoots are full of fragrance in the mouth. They are crisp but not sticky! It is indeed a good dish!" Su Wending looked at the waiter with a smile and laughed. Suddenly he frowned and looked at the waiter strangely.

, "Huh? That's not right. Why is there another smell in your fried bamboo shoots? Is this Sichuan peppercorns?"

"No!" The waiter smiled faintly, shook his head slightly, and said to Su Wending calmly, "That smell comes from the pit, commonly known as maggots. Don't worry, they are all fat and have the best meat!"

"What?" Su Wending suddenly reached out and slapped the table, opened his mouth and spat out the fried pork with bamboo shoots that had not been completely swallowed. He pointed at the guy and said with an incredulous look on his face, "Who are you?"

A note to readers:

My husband and his wife were shopping, and suddenly my wife said, "There was a beautiful woman who glanced at you just now."

My husband said: "Isn't she in love with me?"
Chapter completed!