Chapter 100: You Have to Steal the Violent Mask in Your Life!(1/2)
You Yang could see clearly that his sister had just begun to fall in love. In desperation, he made some calculations. Unexpectedly, this calculation showed that this girl had just grown up and was born today. In order to celebrate her birthday, she committed a murder and theft in the middle of the night, stealing nine
Nineteen evil hoods as your birthday gift!
Moreover, my sister also has a very cute name.
Her name is 'Tong Duoduo!'
You Yang took a closer look at his sister. This girl was one year younger than him. When she grew up, she would definitely be a beauty from the cholera flower city. Moreover, this girl's background was extraordinary and interesting!
"You...why are you looking at me like that?"
The younger sister raised her head and her little face was embroidered with a blush. Coupled with her baby face, she looked like a Zhenzong little loli. She felt like a sunny doll that never grew up!
"Sister, is your name Tong Duoduo? You just come of age today. It's not safe for you to run around in the middle of the night without giving birth at home. Go back quickly, be careful if your master finds out and spanks you!
"You Yang said.
What?
What did he just call me?
Tong Duoduo raised his head, looked at You Yang with doubts in his eyes, and asked, "What did you call me?"
"Tong Duoduo." You Yang said.
"How do you know my name?" Tong Duoduo asked, her voice was very nice.
Oh my god, why do the girls I know always like to ask this question!
The old rules are like this.
So, this and that~
"Can you read faces?"
Tong Duoduo looked very interested and grabbed You Yang's hand, completely forgetting what she said at the beginning, that she liked women and hated stinky men.
"Yeah, don't be too weird!" You Yang said.
"How about you help me figure out the marriage?" Tong Duoduo asked.
Wipe the sweat!
You Yang was speechless and looked at Tong Duoduo and said: "Sister, brother doesn't show marriage to others. These things are all destined by God. It's boring to calculate it, isn't it? So, sister, please change the question.
Okay?"
Well, this is it~
Sister Tong paused for a moment, a glint flashed in her eyes, and asked You Yang, "Brother, how many bras have I stolen over the years?"
Poof!
You Yang staggered in fright and almost lost his balance. In desperation, he calculated and said, "You have been stealing for many years, and you have stolen a total of 2,499 pieces. One less is 2,500 pieces!"
"Wow, it's so magical. Brother, are you from the Guigu sect?" Tong Duoduo asked with his eyes wide open.
You Yang shook his head and said, "No, the Guigu sect's calculation method is different from mine. Okay, it's time to play. Is it time for you to go home?"
"No, master will punish me if I go back, and I won't be able to come out for the rest of my life," Tong Duoduo said.
"No way, it's so miserable?" You Yang asked.
Tong Duoduo nodded heavily, looked at You Yang and said, "Brother, today is my coming-of-age ceremony, would you like to play with me?"
Seeing Tong Duoduo's harmless smile that could kill a piece of flesh, You Yang nodded unconsciously and agreed, "Okay, how do you want to play?"
"Okay, brother agreed." Tong Duoduo looked extremely happy, and then took You Yang's hand and said, "I want you to accompany me to steal the last ominous shield. From now on, I will never do it again!"
"
What?
You Yang thought he heard wrongly and asked again: "Sister, what did you just ask your brother to do with you?"
"Steal another evil shield!" Tong Duoduo said very calmly.
this……
You Yang was confused, stealing the murder cover was too dirty.
However, seeing Tong Duoduo's look full of expectation, he really couldn't bear to make this little girl sad.
What a lovely sister, can you bear it?
So, it's just a mask, no big deal, just play with her.
"Sister, my brother will accompany you, but you do the task of stealing the murder cover, and I will protect you, how about that?" You Yang asked.
Tong Duoduo nodded and said, "As long as brother stays with me, I will do the rest by myself. From now on, I will hang out with you, brother!"
etc!
You Yang stretched out his hand to stop, "Are you messing around with me? What are you messing around with?"
"Wherever my brother goes, I will go!" Tong Duoduo said calmly.
"Don't, brother, I don't have a place to hang out yet, how bad would it be for you to follow me!" You Yang said.
"It's okay, my brother is so good, he must be good at it. Okay, it's such a happy decision!" Tong Duoduo said.
"No!" You Yang looked at Tong Duoduo seriously, "You can't follow me. If my wife finds out, my brother will die miserably!"
Seeing You Yang's serious expression, Tong Duoduo burst out laughing and said, "Okay, I'm just teasing you, let's go, the cover-stealing operation is about to begin!"
You Yang nodded, and then saw Tong Duoduo kicking his feet and running forward. "Brother, come here and chase me!"
You Yang smiled, this girl is quite interesting, and then, without saying a word, Mizongbu chased after her...
So, on such a dark and windy night~
Two figures shuttle between various high-rise buildings~
A man and a woman, the legendary couple of Condor Heroes!
No, it should be The Couple of Thieves!
Soon, the two of them rushed to a small alley. A few meters ahead was a three-story villa. Tong Duoduo glanced at You Yang and said, "I'll go in first, and you wait for me on the roof!" After that, she turned around and
He suddenly jumped up and jumped to the top of the building. You Yang followed closely behind him, his figure was extremely graceful and handsome.
If ordinary people saw this scene, they would probably be stunned from ear to ear.
A three-story house is at least seven or eight meters high. These two people just jumped up with a vertical jump, which shows that their kung fu is not ordinary.
After Tong Duoduo jumped up first, she ran directly to the corridor on the third floor. Then, she glanced at her waist, sniffed, quickly walked to the door of a room, and then took a look.
There was no one inside, so Tong Duoduo gently opened the door, got in, and began to steal the cover.
You Yang shook his head helplessly, not understanding why his sister had such a habit, but she just had to be happy today.
Out of boredom, You Yang looked around and saw that the surrounding area was quite prosperous.
My younger sister usually chooses places with beautiful women to steal sex. Is there a beautiful woman living in this house?
Out of curiosity, You Yang calculated the owner of this house, but this calculation surprised him!
This is Man Linlin’s home. Doesn’t the fierce hood that my sister stole belong to this girl?!
No, I have to stop my sister quickly!
So, without saying a word, You Yang flew over and rushed directly into the room. He happened to see his sister standing on the balcony, taking off a hood.
"Sister, don't take it, give it to me quickly!"
You Yang yelled and ran over quickly, then took the bra from his sister and said, "You can't steal this bra. She belongs to my friend. Go down and wait for me. Brother, take this bra first."
Put the mask on, and I will accompany you to play somewhere else later!"
"Your friend's?" Tong Duoduo stuck out her tongue and said with a helpless look on her face, "Well, since my brother won't let me steal from this family, I'll change the place. I'll go down and wait for you!"
After finishing, he turned around and jumped out from the balcony.
After seeing his sister leave, You Yang breathed a sigh of relief. Damn it, what a coincidence. He stole a hood and ended up at Man Linlin's house. It was really evil.
You Yang muttered, jumped a little, grabbed the railing with one hand, and was about to hang the mask in his hand on it.
However, at this moment, there was a snap sound and the lights in the room suddenly turned on.
Man Linlin walked in happily, but when she looked up, she saw You Yang holding a bra in his hand.
ah……
Man Linlin screamed and pointed at You Yang, "You... why did you come to my room!"
I...I
You Yang glanced at the hood in his hand, looked up to the sky and sighed, it seemed he had been misunderstood again!
…
After hanging up the murder mask, You Yang walked into the room and told the story with a helpless expression. After listening, Man Linlin looked at him dubiously and asked, "Is everything you said true?"
"It must be true. Do you think I look like such a wretched person?" You Yang said.
To be continued...