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Chapter 343 Mustard Chicken Drumsticks and White Wine!

You Yang yyed very much, with a wretched smile on his face, and went to the boys' dormitory.

At this time, in the dormitory of 11111.

"Damn, Chen Dong, I tell you, don't pretend to be stupid here. I'm serious about you. Don't pretend anymore. If you don't talk, I'll castrate you." Bai Chen grabbed a chicken leg in his hand, and while eating, he scolded Chen Dong.

"Bai Chen, are you tired? I have been talking for a whole morning, but I didn't see what you did to Chen Dong." Wang Shiquan sighed and said, "Chen Dong didn't rest all night last night. When he came back this morning, it was like this. Look, he is like a vegetable. I just gave him acupuncture, but it was useless at all, and it was so annoying."

Bai Chen glanced at Chen Dong, "It was all caused by you, a vegetable." After saying that, he whispered to his head.

"Bai Chen, why are you hitting him?" As soon as You Yang entered the dormitory, he saw Bai Chen's angry look on his face. He slapped Chen Dong with a thud. That guy was not ruthless at all when he started.

"I have to blow his bones up and feed the dogs." Bai Chen continued.

When You Yang heard this, "I'm so mahjong. No, is Chen Dong your brother?"

Bai Chen snorted and said, "Look, this guy has come back now, and he doesn't eat or drink or speak. The most important thing is that he still smells smelly. When he was bathing, this guy even scattered his urine in the basin. The most important thing is that I gave him a bath, so his urine naturally scattered on my hands!"

Speaking of this, Bai Chen raised his hand holding the chicken legs, with an angry expression on his face, "Damn Chen Dong, Damn, when you wake up, I won't castrate you anymore, I will take your surname!"

As he said that, Bai Chen reached out and whispered Chen Dong's head again, "It's all caused by you, a vegetable."

You Yang smiled helplessly, looked at Wang Shiquan with a sad face, and asked, "Brother Quan, why are you doing this expression? Brother Dong didn't mess with you, right?"

"Oh." Wang Shiquan sighed and said, "You Yang, after you left in the morning, I gave Chen Dong acupuncture, but it didn't work at all. His nerves and acupoints were not at all. It was probably because there was something wrong with Chen Dong's heart."

"How could this be the case?" Looking at Chen Dong, You Yang immediately walked over and reached out to shake his hand in front of him. However, Chen Dong had no reaction at all, "No, Brother Dong would die if he kept like this!"

"If you want me to tell me, give him a slap and beat him up, this guy will definitely wake up." Bai Chen said, still struggling with Chen Dong's urination on his hands.

"You think everyone is as inhuman as you." Wang Shiquan said.

"Damn, I've also aroused public outrage." Bai Chen said, reaching out to Chen Dong, "This guy is pretending. If you can't get over something, you have to do this."

"If it were you, you would be the same."

"That's right, you're still a human being when you treat others like this?" You Yang said.

"That's right, they are already stimulated, you are still like this." Zhuge Mu'er said, then walked into the dormitory, and she also took two fast foods in her hand. She came here in the morning, but she just went to the cafeteria to buy food for Bai Chen and the others.

Zhuge Mu'er heard Bai Chen say about Chen Dong, and Zhuge Mu'er sympathized with the infatuated Chen Dong for this.

"Have you heard that, your wife doesn't agree with your approach." Wang Shiquan said.

Bai Chen was a little depressed, "I can't eat it anymore, so I won't eat it anymore."

"It's so uninhibited."

“Inhumanity.”

"I really didn't see it."

You Yang and the others cursed Bai Chen, which made the brother very depressed.

"Okay, okay, can't I be wrong?" Bai Chen said.

"It is no better to know that you can correct your mistakes." You Yang and the other two said in unison.

"You..." Bai Chen saw the aggressive appearance of the three of them and became castrated again. Then he looked at Chen Dong and Bai Chen cursed, "Vegetative people, it's all your fault. Just stare blankly here, brother doesn't care about you."

As he said that, Bai Chen put the remaining chicken bones in his hand into Chen Dong's mouth, and then pulled Zhuge Mu'er's hand and left the dormitory.

After Bai Chen and the others left, You Yang closed the door of the dormitory. Then, he sighed, held a cigarette, and looked at Chen Dong with his bones in his mouth.

At this time, You Yang reached out and took out his phone from his pocket and said, "See you a photo."

Chen Dong didn't respond either.

You Yang took a few photos "Click.Click".

"Not this responded?" You Yang was a little depressed and took off Chen Dong's pants and "continue to take photos"

Chen Dong is still there.

"My grass, you, he, is really a vegetable." You Yang cursed, and put Chen Dong's pants up again in depression.

He walked around Chen Dong a few times.

You Yang cursed, "I'm really him-mom is convinced. I'm convinced and admired!" After saying that, You Yang pulled Chen Dong to the stool on the side; "Sit down. Vegetative."

Looking at Chen Dong, You Yang was extremely depressed. This child could tolerate what ordinary people could not. You Yang glanced at the chicken bones in his mouth, sighed, took the bones out of his mouth and threw them into the trash can.

"You Yang, don't work hard. I have thought about all the solutions you think of. I have done everything I should do, such as acupuncture, massage, and even scolded him like you, but it doesn't work. Could it be that the child Chen Dong is really stupid, right?" Wang Shiquan asked.

"How is that possible!" You Yang said, smoking a cigarette, looking depressed. After a long time, You Yang slapped his thigh and shouted, "I have a way, Brother Quan, just prepare two bottles of white wine for me and give the rest to me."

"White wine?" Wang Shiquan looked at You Yang in surprise, and without asking much questions, he went out to buy wine.

As soon as Wang Shiquan left, You Yang took out the food that Zhuge Muer bought on the table.

The lunch box contains chicken legs, peanuts, and most importantly mustard oil, as well as the half bottle of white wine left over from Chen Dong on the table.

You Yang took a look and put the remaining Erguotou on the table aside. Then he found an empty mineral water bottle, and then poured the remaining Erguotou into the empty mineral water bottle.

In this way, a mineral water bottle containing half a bottle of water was displayed on the table in the dormitory.

In fact, it is just a mineral water bottle containing half a pound of wine.

Then You Yang picked a chicken leg from the lunch box, poured mustard oil on it, and poured it onto the chicken leg.

It would be fine if it was poured. You Yang not only poured it on the surface of the chicken legs, but also took a fruit knife from the table, cut the meat of the chicken legs and poured it inside.

In other words, this chicken leg carries nearly half a bottle of mustard oil from Youyang.

What is mustard?

I believe everyone knows it very well that it is a very spicy and exciting thing!

You Yang clapped his hands with satisfaction and said, "Brother Dong, forgive me. In order to get you back to normal, I can only feed you this and drink this again. If you don't respond, you are still a vegetative person. Then I will willingly take off my head and play it for you as a ball."

After finishing all this, You Yang lit a cigarette, left the dormitory, stood in the corridor, and basked in the sun.

A few minutes later.

"You Yang, we're back."

Wang Shiquan shouted, following Li Ziyue, Bai Chen and Zhuge Mu'er by his side.

After the four of them came, Bai Chen and Zhuge Mu'er immediately went to the dormitory.

The reason why Bai Chen came back was because he was hungry and wanted to have a meal.

Wang Shiquan handed the liquor he bought to You Yang and said, "I'll go find Liu Jia first, I'll come to you later. Chen Dong will depend on you."

"Well, I'm sure I'll give you a sunny and brilliant Chen Dong." You Yang said with a smile.

But no matter how you look at this smile, it is so vulgar and treacherous.

Wang Shiquan looked at You Yang's smile and felt that he must have thought of some messy solution, but this method was shameless.

However, none of this seems that important!

As long as You Yangneng cures Chen Dong's illness, everything else will be a cloud!

Wang Shiquan also smiled and then went to Liu Jia.

The reason why Li Ziyue came is also because of Chen Dong.

Standing outside the door, Li Ziyue looked at Chen Dong, who seemed to have lost his soul, with a look of helplessness.

"You Yang, why don't you tell me about Brother Dong?" Li Ziyue asked.

"It's useless to tell you." You Yang smiled. "It's better to solve it myself instead of worrying you."

Li Ziyue gave You Yang a blank look and said, "Brother Dong looks so sad."

You Yang smiled and said, "Don't worry, let our Dong Ge appear in front of everyone in a while."

"Is that true?" Li Ziyue looked at You Yang, "What do you want to do if you ask Brother Quan to buy wine?"

"Can I kill Brother Dong? Why are you so cautious?" You Yang asked.

Li Ziyue glanced at You Yang and said, "I'm warning you, don't make anything new, have you heard it?"

You Yang nodded and smiled, "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't."

However, as soon as You Yang finished speaking, a "ah" scream suddenly came from the dormitory, with hoarse screams, followed by the sound of a bottle falling to the ground.

When You Yang heard this, he immediately came out, "grassed." As he said that, You Yang rushed into the dormitory, and Li Ziyue and You Yang also ran in.

You Yang saw Bai Chen starting to roll on the ground, stretched out his hand, pinching his neck hard, tears flowing out, rolling around on the ground.

Next to him, half a chicken leg and half a mineral water bottle were scattered. The mineral water was sprinkled all over the floor. To be precise, it was You Yang's Erguotou all over the floor.

You Yang quickly ran aside, picked up a bottle of new mineral water, unscrewed it, and reached Bai Chen's side, poured it into his mouth, "Mu'er, hurry up, take the mop and wipe the floor."

Bai Chen was drinking water while rolling on the ground, and his painful expression and tears flowed out.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Zhuge Mu'er hurried over with a mop, "What the hell is wrong."
Chapter completed!
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