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Chapter 379: Couplets produce a child prodigy!

Speaking of which, after You Yang left, Zhou Yanni and Longan began to wander around the ancient city. Maybe Longan was still a child, so she was quite playful. As for Zhou Yanni, although she was a policeman, she was also a woman. Women were naturally a fan of fun, even though she was a female policeman who was as good as a woman.

But the police also have to have some free time, not to mention a female policewoman like Zhou Yanni, so when she was with Longyuan, Zhou Yanni's inner playfulness was revealed for a while.

The night market in this ancient city is like the night market in old Beijing, such as shadow plays, candied haws, stinky tofu, etc., which can be said to be diverse. Moreover, there are lantern festivals in this ancient city.

This lantern festival is also a cultural feature left by the ancient city a hundred years ago. Therefore, the lantern festival tonight is still quite lively. Otherwise, the tall, rich and handsome people would not be idle. In the name of watching the lantern festival, the group members came to the ancient city to sing.

With the Lantern Festival, it is naturally indispensable to sing riddles.

Therefore, on the most central street in the depths of the ancient city, there are cultural activities of lantern riddles and couplets hanging on both sides of the stalls.

There is a stage made of wood, and there are almost hundreds of people gathered under the stage.

Of course, these people are all here to participate in the couplet event held on this station.

On the stage, there is a host who is also the organizer of this event. Many couplets were published. These couplets either had the upper couplet, the lower couplet was blank page, the banner was also blank, or there was a lower couplet, and the upper couplet was left to the participants to check.

Of course, in this couplet competition, everyone has prizes, and the prizes are some gadgets such as belts, razors, dolls, and hairpins. The significance of this event is to show the cultural spirit of Donghai City.

Those who come to participate are not interested in those small gifts, but the couplet competition can reflect their cultural literacy. Therefore, some modern literati and poets will invite their literary friends in groups of three or three to come to the ancient city to play this couplet competition.

Look, as soon as the Couplet Competition started, everyone who participated gathered.

Of course, Zhou Yanni was also attracted by the Couplet Competition. At the same time, Tong Duoduo and Xiaoyue came here after learning that the ancient city would hold an annual lantern festival.

It was also the first time that Xiao Yue and Tong Duoduo came to this ancient city. They walked around the city, took photos, ate candied haws, and then arrived at the stage where couplets were sent. However, there were too many people below, so Tong Duoduo and Xiao Yue did not notice it, Zhou Yanni and Longyuan, not far from them.

At this moment, the host on the stage began to speak, "Hello everyone, welcome everyone to participate in this year's Lantern Festival Door and Couplet Competition. Next, I announce that the 32nd edition of the Door and Couplet Competition organized by the Donghai Municipal Government has officially begun!"

Papa, the applause below was endless. It can be seen that the people participating in the Couplet Competition this time were full of enthusiasm!

The host nodded and said, "Next, let me talk about the rules of the game. The couplet competition held this year is different from those in previous years. In previous years, we were all the couplet competitions, or the lower couplets, and you will take over. However, this year is different. This year's couplet competitions are made by everyone and everyone will match them themselves. The meaning of couplets is not limited. As long as it does not violate harmony, sex-emotion, or cursing people, the maximum bonus is 20,000 yuan. Of course, the way to get the bonus is to send couplets on the spot, or the couplets who match ten at one go, or if you don't match the couplets you, you can get the 20,000 yuan bonus. As for the referee, this is notarized by our official people. I hope everyone can fully display their talents! Next, I announce that the couplet competition will officially begin!"

Papa, the applause this time is even more intense than the last time. It’s 20,000 yuan. This bonus doesn’t seem to be much, but fortunately it can also boost the morale of many people. Although 20,000 yuan is not enough to buy a house or a car, it’s still OK to spend the 20,000 yuan to do big health care at night.

So, the literati and poets on the scene were all excited. Oh my god, these 20,000 yuan were simply for nothing. It seems that I have to do my best tonight!

From this point, we can see that since ancient times, literati were so lonely~!

Just as the poets were rubbing their hands and preparing to show their strength, a child walked to the ring and picked up the host's microphone, "Uncle, can I participate too?"

The host nodded, "Both Couplet Competition, both men, women, and young people can participate." After saying that, the host glanced at the child and asked, "Little boy, how old are you this year?"

"Five years old." The little boy smiled, but his eyes were filled with wisdom that ordinary children did not have?

"Wow, I dared to come on stage to publish couplets at the age of five. This courage is worthy of praise. However, the brothers and sisters below are not weak, so you have to come on!" The host said with a smile, touched the child's head, and retreated to the side of the stage.

The child smiled, nodded, and held the microphone and said, "Dear brothers and sisters, I'm going to have couplets out below! It's not good, I hope brothers and sisters don't laugh!"

"Oh, whose child is this? Why is it so cute?" a girl shouted.

"Little brother, come out, brothers and sisters won't laugh at you. As long as you come out, we will dare to be right. You have to work hard." said a loser wearing gold-rimmed glasses.

The child on this stage is You Yang’s son You Xiaoyue!

There is a reason why Xiao Yue dared to come up because the child is You Yang's son. Although he is not his biological child, he has learned everything when he is with You Yang for a long time.

There is an ancient saying in our country that those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are black!

Xiao Yue and You Yang have been together for a long time, and have learned some things from him. Metaphor, like tonight, although it looks cute, Xiao Yue obviously has an undetectable wisdom in his eyes!

As for joining the Couplet Competition, it is even more difficult.

When Xiao Yue was fine, he often went to see some ancient Chinese culture.

Everyone must be confused. Xiao Yue has never even attended a kindergarten. Who taught him to read?

Let me explain to you here that Li Ziyue, Tong Duoduo and Zhao Qinglan will teach Xiao Yue to learn to read when he is fine.

Such as surfing the Internet, playing chess, and some advanced things, this child is always remembered by the genius who learns from one example and learns from others.

Therefore, Xiao Yue is definitely not a problem with literacy. Otherwise, how could You Yang say that with Xiao Yue's ability, he can finish the first to sixth grade things in a few days, and then arrange for him to go to the second grade to let Xiao Yue play with his future wife Yayu!

At this time, the people below the stage were very interested in Xiao Yue's couplets, and they didn't know what couplets this five-year-old child could produce.

"Dear brothers and sisters, I... my first couplet is: fake name, fake surname, fake address! Everyone should accept the next couplet and the horizontal copy!" After saying that, Xiao Yue showed an innocent smile, as if he was just saying it casually.

But this smile, in the eyes of Tong Duoduo below, is definitely the same as his father You Yang, who is a typical example of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! You Yang dies, it depends on how you teach Xiao Yue, you have learned all the bad things.

Let’s talk about Xiao Yue’s first couplet, the people below were shocked!

Damn, this first link is amazing!

The six simple words fully show the meaning of the couplet!

Originally, these literati and poets thought that this child would say something funny, but they didn’t expect that as soon as the couplet came out, they were ashamed. How could they answer this couplet? Damn, I can’t answer it at all!

Could it be a good sentence, good cigarettes, good wine and good breasts?

Damn, if you say that, you will be sprayed to death!

Oh my God, this child is a child prodigy, a child prodigy! Not a child prodigy, but a freak! But, damn, this is not in line with common sense. In theory, even if you are a five-year-old child, no matter how smart you are and naturally flexible, you can't just know the couplet culture of our China!

Let’s not talk about the culture of this couplet for hundreds of years. If it were an ordinary five-year-old child, it would be difficult to recognize words, and he would not even recognize words, let alone understand the diversity and complexity of our Chinese words. So, let alone, you can come up with such a perfect couplet! Damn, this must be taught to this child in advance. No, you have to find a way to break the first couplet. Otherwise, how can we, the handsome and elegant talented men, face the world!

However, these so-called talents have been holding on for a long time and can’t even make a word correct, and even more so it’s just a big deal!

The first couplet released by Xiao Yue was amazed by it, "Damn, whose child is this child?" This couplet is so good, it's simply amazing! Damn, let me think about it, how is the second couplet right? Damn, I can't think of it, Damn, what should I do!

Just as everyone was racking their brains for this couplet, a voice suddenly rang out from the crowd; "Crack food, drink, and love! The horizontal banner, the willing to take the bait!"

Damn! The audience was shocked again!

The couplets are so fucking amazing. Xiao Yue has already said that the first couplet is fake name, fake surname, fake address! The meaning is self-evident, all fake! Although the couplets sound indecent, the right one is also very consistent with Xiao Yue’s first couplet. Fraud food, drink, love, fake and cheat, at some times, some places, the explanations are roughly the same, so the horizontal draft is; the wishes take the bait! This set of couplets makes the scene think that they are a talented person of all ages, and feel ashamed!

Even Xiao Yue had a hint of surprise on his face. Who is right? It feels pretty good!
Chapter completed!
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