Chapter 41: The rear-end incident
"Hello, Brother Su, do you remember me? I'm Xiao Ju, the girl who chatted with you in the corridor of the institution that day."
I just drove to Heihuquan North Road after get off work, and my cell phone rang. I thought it was Wu Shuai and the others, but the screen displayed an unfamiliar phone number. After pressing the answer button, the sweet voice from a girl came on the phone. His voice is also full of arrogance.
I didn't have the slightest impression of the word "Xiao Ju", but she said she was the girl I was chatting with in the corridor, so I thought about it. She was as tall as the sky, with a slight baby fat, and an eight-cent beauty and a plump figure.
The image of a girl wearing hot stockings appeared in front of me.
"Ah, Xiao Ju, are you okay?" In order to prevent the overhead camera from capturing the phone call while driving, I threw the phone on the passenger seat and asked loudly into the phone.
"If nothing happens, can't we have dinner together? Hehe, Brother Su, are you still worried about what a girl like me will do to you..."
"It's nothing to be afraid of. I usually stay with my friends at night..."
"Girlfriend?" Xiao Ju asked tentatively on the phone, the last word "ah" being drawn out for a long time.
"No, a bunch of brothers from the university are playing poker, fitness, billiards, etc., to relax." I started talking to her as if we were just having a casual conversation. Maybe it was because I had been depressed for too long.
It feels relaxed and comfortable to chat with a girl I've met once.
"Wow, Brother Su also likes to play billiards. I also like it. Hehe, let's play two shots together when we have time."
"I usually don't play with girls. It's boring. I can't score a goal even if I poke for a long time." I said to the phone with a smile, but I felt ashamed when I thought about how often I was beaten by Chen Man. But I'm really not that big.
I like to play billiards with girls. After all, there are not many girls in Jinan who are as good at playing as Chen Man. Compared with girls who play ball coquettishly and slowly, I prefer to play neatly and neatly.
"Tch, Brother Su, don't underestimate me. Maybe you will be defeated by me." This little girl's tone was so loud that I had the urge to challenge her right now. No.
I'll knock you down and call you uncle, but I won't wake you up.
"Snapped!"
"Hold!"
I was chatting happily when the car was hit hard on the butt. Although I was wearing a seat belt, I was still thrown out and almost fell into the windshield in front. The phone slipped from my hand, and the battery and machine were
The bodies were separated in an instant.
"Hold."
I yelled twice in a row, because although I was driving for a while, I didn't violate the traffic rules. I kept a good distance between cars. You dared to explode my anus. I'm so fucking tired of it.
There was still a certain distance from the traffic lights, so I stopped the car, picked up my scattered cell phone, opened the door and walked out.
"Rubb... Damn, it's actually an out-of-town car..." The license plate number of the car behind surprised me. It wasn't just the Rubbish thing that surprised me, but mainly the dazzling four circles on the front of the car.
Because my car stopped and blocked the way forward, a row of soldiers behind me could not move forward. They all honked their horns and cried for their mothers. I made a gesture to indicate that there was a rear-end collision ahead, and ordered the cars behind me to change.
Driving on the road.
Seeing that no one got out of the Audi car, I felt angry. No matter how awesome your car is, if you hit my car, why don't you get out of the car and apologize to me?
"Dong dong dong..." I knocked on the Audi car glass a few times without any scruples. I can be considered half a Jinan person. I borrowed the words of Chen Haonan from Causeway Bay, "Dogs are very loyal and have many brothers." I
There are so many brothers and friends here, but I am afraid that you are a foreigner.
"What are you doing, what are you doing, what are you knocking on?"
After calling for a long time, a woman finally walked out of the car. This woman was dressed casually, with an orange short-sleeved shirt on her upper body, harem hot pants on her lower body, black high heels, and her hair was neatly parted in the middle. She was only twenty-eight years old.
\The nine-year-old appearance is a bit charming, but more importantly, there is an overwhelming domineering look that shines from the corners of her eyes and between her eyebrows.
My intuition tells me that this woman is not bad. I met the dominatrix Sun Erniang on the way.
"What do you mean I'm knocking? Do you know that you hit my car?" I clicked a Nanjing root to embolden myself. The car can't compete with others, at least it can't take the upper hand in terms of morale. Damn, I didn't expect it.
This woman also took out her cigarette case and lit a cigarette, Soft China...
"Do you know what this cigarette smells like?" The woman took a puff and asked me, holding out the cigarette with her slender fingers, with a look of disdain on her face. I thought she must have thought I was a country bumpkin.
"I don't know, I've always been a big dick, but I moved more bricks in Nanjing and was rewarded by the foreman." I simply lowered my status. If I can't compare with the rich, then I will compare with the poor.
"Oh, I also like to suck chicks!" The woman saw me playing tricks and started to quarrel with me, the displeasure on her face lessened a bit. Her words made me cough.
Suck chicks... You woman is not an ordinary thick-skinned person.
"Ah, it turns out to be Sister Ying. Don't tell me, your nose looks a bit like an eagle's nose. It's a hooked nose, haha..." After hearing this, the woman trembled with anger and threw away her cigarette at me.
He pinched his waist and stared, gritting his teeth, as if he wanted to eat me in one bite.
"Hey, who are you talking about with a hooked nose? Grandma, my nose is a rich nose, generous and powerful, with a high beam and a straight face, a long life and a straight nose, a plump nose, and a Taiwei corresponding..." The woman said
I talked endlessly about opening my nose, thinking to myself, it's all over, I met a fortune teller.
"Stop, stop, stop, stop talking nonsense, brother, I'm in a hurry, be more serious, what should I do?" I interrupted her, crushed the cigarette, puffed out the cigarette with my hands in my fists, and asked her in authentic Jinan dialect
.
"What the hell, you still want to beat me up?" The woman looked at my posture. Not only was she not afraid at all, she was even more powerful than me, and she yelled at me with her mouth open.
"I am upright and upright, willing to do good, and do good things. I do not bully the weak, and I do not hit women!"
"Haha, look at you, you are so willing to give, do you have anything to give to me?" After hearing this, my self-esteem was greatly hit and traumatized.
"Why not? If you want, I can give you a kiss."
"Ah, don't be disgusted with me. I'm so beautiful. I don't know how many men are queuing up to kiss me. It's just you. Humph, I still think my mouth is dirty!"
Seeing that there were more and more cars on the road, the road became more and more congested because of us occupying the road, more and more eye rolls were rolled, and the horns sounded louder and louder. I no longer had the desire to continue arguing with her, so I quickly dropped the topic.
"Stop talking nonsense and talk about the car. I'm afraid that if I park for a long time, the driver behind me will come down and beat me up."
I glanced at the back of the car, and there was nothing serious, just a slight bump. But for some reason, I really wanted to be more serious with her, and at least teach her how to behave through this incident.
"Tch, I'm afraid of them!"
The woman glared at the cars behind her and said with great disdain, "I'm wondering why this woman is so awesome and who she is."
"There's nothing wrong with your car. I haven't asked you to pay me for the car. I'll buy you a car body just for the headlights." The woman looked at the butt of my car and cast a disdainful look at me again.
"I won't go to the insurance company. It's too much trouble. It's getting late. I have to rush to deliver the car to my boss. You can pay me some money..." Seeing how proud she was, he said to her deliberately and seriously,
His tone was subdued.
"Look at you looking like a slave, you will be driving for others all your life!" After the woman said that, she turned around and got into the car, took out her LV sachet, pulled out a few red banknotes and handed them to me, "That's enough, take the money."
Hurry up and go, don't dangle in front of me."
I was completely heartbroken by this woman. It hurt my self-esteem too much. This was the first time in my life that I, Su Xing, had been so embarrassed in front of a woman. In order to save a little bit of my self-esteem, I said to her, "You can be cruel."
Chapter completed!