Chapter 169: After thinking about it for twenty-four years
When Shen Yi was five years old, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, his two sisters took him to a temple fair in a nearby village. They met a vendor selling plastic pendants. Fairy Wu asked Shen Yi to buy one for her with his New Year's money. Shen Yi's New Year's money was at that time. It only cost five yuan, and a pendant was two and a half yuan. Shen Yi was unwilling to buy it, so Fairy Wu grabbed Shen Yi's ears. Under Fairy Wu's lust, Shen Yi bought one.
But when Shen Yi turned his head and saw Wu Xiancao standing behind him eagerly looking at Wu Xianzi, he resolutely used the remaining two and a half yuan to buy another plastic pendant, stretched out his cold and red hands, and said to Wu Xian Cao said: "Here it is, Sister Xiancao."
But today, Wu Xiancao took off the headband that bound her hair, untied her clothes and said to Shen Yi: "Sister Xiancao, here you go."
When Shen Yi and Wu Xiancao saw this pendant, Shen Yi swallowed his saliva, looked at Wu Xiancao's still rosy face, opened his mouth, and wanted to say something. Wu Xiancao turned around and silently After putting on the clothes, he found the hair rope that had been thrown aside and tied up his hair. Shen Yi also quickly put on his shirt. He couldn't help but feel a little thirsty. When he lowered his head, he saw that the little steel cannon was still powerful and domineering.
Wu Xiancao's face was also a little red. It was not until the two of them noticed that the barbecue on the oven gave off a mushy smell that they both exclaimed at the same time: "It's over, lunch is gone."
The two of them went over to turn over the barbecue at the same time, but unexpectedly they bumped into each other and fell down together. Shen Yi pressed on Wu Xiancao, and the two of them were close at hand. Shen Yi looked at Wu Xiancao's bright eyes, and Wu Xiancao also Looking into Shen Yi's eyes, the two of them laughed at the same time. Wu Xiancao said, "You almost ate the forbidden fruit."
Shen Yi said: "Sister Xiancao, you are getting more and more beautiful."
Wu Xiancao smiled happily and said: "Okay, go wash your face and return to the shore in a moment."
"Yeah!" Shen Yi agreed, ran over and lay on the bow of the boat, scooping up lake water to wash his face.
Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi's cheerful back, sighed silently and said, "I hope I won't regret it in the future!" She took out the pendant from her pocket, looked at the pendant swaying in front of her eyes, and then looked at it again. Looking at Shen Yi, I couldn't tell whether he was disappointed or happy in his eyes.
But she knew that he was always so fair.
When she was a child, when she sneaked into his bed in the middle of the night, he just hugged her gently. Except for that time when he was twelve years old, he couldn't help but secretly reached out and touched her proud little lettuce. He has never made any other overstepping actions. Over the years, he has had countless opportunities to go to her room and eat her forbidden fruit, but he has never done so.
Because the fairy is not here.
Sometimes she also wondered what was good about the fairy who often bullied him. But thinking about it today, she felt relieved.
Some mistakes cannot be undone once made.
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We couldn't eat the barbecue. It was already noon now, and the breakfast they had eaten had been almost digested. After Shen Yi washed his face, the two rowed back to the shore together and handed the boat over to the boat. Mom, I paid the boat fare and left Crescent Lake.
I found a fish head restaurant with chopped pepper near Crescent Lake and ate the fish from Crescent Lake. However, Wu Xiancao only took a few bites of the spicy fish head with chopped pepper and stopped eating it. Shen Yi knew that Wu Xiancao Shen Yi pays the most attention to health care and is very particular about the things she consumes and eats. She is particularly taboo about spicy food, so Shen Yi ordered some light dishes for Sister Xiancao.
Wu Xiancao smiled and said, "I want some plain noodles."
Shen Yi said: "Okay."
Then she asked the waiter for some plain noodles, while he held a bowl of fish head with chopped pepper and ate it happily. Before the Wu Xiancao plain noodles came, she looked at Shen Yi's gluttonous look and couldn't help but smile and said: " You are a Chinese medicine practitioner after all, don’t you know how to supplement yourself with food? Spicy food is taboo, and eating too much is bad for your health.”
Shen Yi raised his head, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said: "Of course I know, but as the saying goes, life can only last for thirty-six thousand days. If you worry about this and that, it will be in vain. This is what happened to this world."
Wu Xiancao just smiled, then stirred a cup of green tea and said, "Really? Then what you and He Lan do every night is just for temporary pleasure."
Shen Yi was stunned, wondering if Sister Xiancao was squatting in the corner?
Wu Xiancao said: "I didn't eavesdrop. After I lay down last night, I remembered that you ate too much last night and asked you to exercise before going to bed. As a result, I just walked over and heard He Lan's words. In one sentence, I knew I was worrying too much."
Shen Yi was a little frightened and asked in a low voice: "Which sentence?"
Wu Xiancao's face turned red, but she still said it: "Guanren, I want it."
Shen Yi took a breath of air, looked at the red-faced Wu Xiancao, and smiled awkwardly. He couldn't help but feel sorry for He Lan. The reputation of He Lan was ruined at this time. That sentence "I want an official" was too much. It was so shocking that even Shen Yi was frightened last night.
Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi and said, "Your kidney qi is somewhat deficient and you need to replenish it."
Shen Yi yelled, he was so sad in his heart, you can see that? Even though my kidney energy is insufficient, I can still make He Lan shout "Guanren, that's enough." At this time, Wu Xiancao's plain noodles After it was brought up, Wu Xiancao took a bite and suddenly thought of something. He raised his head and said to Shen Yi: "I remember seeing a book in the library before, which contained methods for cultivating kidney qi. I will give it another day. Let Daniel bring it to you."
Shen Yi could only nod his head and remained silent.
Wu Xiancao looked at Shen Yi playfully, and said with a smile: "Little Shen Yi has grown up, and he understands women now."
"I...bastard!" Shen Yi held it in for a long time before finally bursting out with a curse word.
Wu Xiancao hit Shen Yi's bowl with a chopstick and said, "Don't use swear words."
Shen Yi shut up in anger, but Wu Xiancao said resentfully: "I wish I were He Lan, I could sleep with Xiao Shen every night."
"I..." In fact, Shen Yi really wanted to say, in fact, you can do it even if you don't have He Lan. Unfortunately, after thinking about He Damei's vixen-like body and her preparation for the castration, Shen Yi smiled decisively and said: "Eat, don't talk after eating."
Wu Xiancao lowered his head and ate the noodles slowly. Shen Yi took a bite of the spicy and sour fish head with chopped pepper, and felt a little bland.
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Wu Xiancao stayed at the Shen family for another night. Although He Lan didn't ask what Shen Yi and Wu Xiancao were doing today, after He Lan really turned into a glutton in bed that night, Shen Yi I couldn't bear it any longer, so I quickly said that today I just went to Crescent Lake to play around and took a boat ride, and didn't do anything else.
So, Beauty He, who was about to score twice, stopped teasing Shen Yi's beautiful hand, kissed Shen Yi on the face and said: "Husband, you have to be careful, be careful not to pay the public food."
Shen Yi was devastated. He didn't understand why He Lan's body became like this. Every time he had sex, part of his true energy was absorbed, and what was absorbed was not the true energy from other places, but also the true energy from other places. It was the essence of kidney qi, which made Shen Yizhen feel like he had more than enough energy but not enough energy.
But facing He Damei's eunuch, Shen Yi didn't dare not turn over the public rations.
In fact, Shen Yi didn't know that in the ancient harem, if an emperor did not often favor the queen, then the queen would be kept in cold storage. On the contrary, if the emperor was energetic and the queen could not satisfy the emperor, then the harem would be colorful and thousands of flowers would bloom. So, Every queen is thinking about how to make the emperor satisfied in front of me alone without attracting women.
Over time, a strange phenomenon occurs in such women.
Their men will be drained dry.
Such a woman is called a spring water jade pot.
They are always so charming and charming. And when they have sex, they can't help but inhale the man's essence. It's not enough to squeeze the man dry, but it makes the man can't help but see it. They are always in high spirits.
The Spring Water Jade Pot is even listed as one of the twelve most famous utensils since ancient times.
Such women are often the masters of the harem.
According to legend, Concubine Yang owned such a famous instrument.
It's a pity that Shen Yi didn't know this, otherwise he would definitely know that He Lan was a treasure, but at the same time he was also a disaster. With He Lan by his side, it would be amazing if Shen Yiru could cultivate and become an immortal. And these things have never been seen before. On the surface, no one can discover that He Lan is a woman with a jade pot of spring water.
So even Shangguan Ruyun thought that Shen Yi must be indulging in sexual activities, such as having sex four or five times a night, so Shangguan Ruyun repeatedly reminded Shen Yi to abstain. Unfortunately, Shen Yi did it once in the night and still had to abstain. If you don’t want it, you might as well become a monk.
It's a pity that Shen Yi didn't know all this. He could only smile and said to He Lan: "Wife, don't worry, I will definitely be able to turn over the public food."
He Lanyan smiled charmingly and said, "Hubby, let's do it again, I want it again."
"I'll go." Shen Yi was speechless.
However, He Lan turned over and sat on Shen Yi again. He put his hand around and said, "Hey, hubby, are you okay again?"
Unfortunately, Wu Xiancao was leaving the next day. When Shen Yi went to see her off, her back hurt terribly. Wu Xiancao couldn't help but feel a little sad when he looked at the pale Shen Yi and the ruddy He Lan next to him. However, before getting on the plane, she said to He Lan: "Let's do less sexual intercourse in the future and be more moderate."
When He Lan's face turned red, Wu Xiancao said to Shen Yi: "Take more supplements."
Shen Yi felt ashamed and asked: "Sister Xiancao, aren't you going back to Shenjiatun?"
Wu Xiancao said: "Well, I will go to Changchun, and also to Chengdu, and then I can go back. When I get back, I will send you the book. Remember to take more supplements. I'm leaving."
Shen Yi waved his hand, and Wu Xiancao pushed his luggage into the entrance of the station.
After leaving the airport with He Lan, He Lan raised his eyebrows and stared at Shen Yi.
Shen Yi smiled and said, "Wife, you have to believe me, I didn't say anything."
Just when He Lang was about to scold Shen Yi for saying anything, Shen Yi's cell phone rang.
Wu Xiancao, who had already boarded the plane, looked at the scene outside the window and asked himself: "Wu Xiancao, do you regret it?"
"Don't regret it?"
"Liar."
Chapter completed!