Chapter 346: Pork and Cucumber
The handsome young man sitting on the Mercedes-Benz SLK is Dong Kai. He is singing a song. The girl opposite looks over. This kind of singing voice of boys with very good backgrounds is usually cultivated since childhood, so now Dong Kai sings this song. It didn't sound like Ren Xianqi. Some of the little girls around were booing and praising Dong Kai's singing so beautifully. And in this teaching building, countless students stretched their heads from the corridor to look at the scene below, and even some girls were a little bit disgusted. .
Luxurious cars, roses, handsome guys. These are the things that many girls dream of.
But they didn't know that Zhang Zijin actually hated roses. She was allergic to pollen, especially roses. Whenever she touched them, her skin would become red, swollen, itchy and very uncomfortable. Shen Yi looked at the proud and arrogant Dong. Kai looked at the boy who was kneeling on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face. He immediately understood what was going on. This Young Master Dong not only made love, but also directed and acted a hero saving a beauty.
The boy who was beaten should be the boy who put a snake in front of Zhang Zijin's door last night. Shen Yi thought for a while and called Zhang Zijin. Then he left the campus. Of course, Shen Yi didn't intend to save Zhang Zijin, but wanted to Hit this bastard hard in the face. Shen Yi went to the nearby vegetable market and sold two kilograms of pork and some vegetables. He also got a broken bicycle and pushed it downstairs of the campus.
I called Zhang Zijin, who jumped downstairs.
The heroine finally appeared. Dong Kai stopped the rock song he was singing. He jumped out of the car with his guitar in his arms, walked up to Zhang Zijin, and sang a song "You Will Marry Me Tomorrow" affectionately. Dong Kai's singing voice was very clear. , singing this song, it has a very affectionate charm. The trustees Dong Kai found next to him are shouting loudly: "Promise him, promise him, promise him."
Others took out prepared flower petals from upstairs and scattered them downstairs.
The petals fell on Zhang Zijin's shoulders, and the scene was extremely moving and beautiful.
At this time, Shen Yi came up and said to Zhang Zijin: "Honey, let's go back to eat. Tomorrow we will go to the hospital for a checkup. You can't touch flowers when you are pregnant. You will be allergic to pollen."
What? Pregnant? A group of nerds and otakus and diaosi goddesses were all shocked next to them. It turns out that Zhang Zijin, the beauty of the computer department, is pregnant? And Zhang Zijin also has a husband. Who is this man? Why is he dressed like a countryman, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and pushing He is wearing a bicycle. Oh my God, is Zhang Zijin blind? Mr. Dong has a million-dollar car and a million-dollar rose. He is handsome and sings well. How could Zhang Zijin go back with this man? And he has a bicycle. What's on the top? Oh, it's vegetables. Come on, Mr. Dong always invites beautiful women to five-star restaurants to eat steak, okay?
Amidst a group of boos, Zhang Zijin walked up to Shen Yi, took Shen Yi's hand, and said Jiao Didi: "Husband, Zijin went to the hospital for a checkup today. The doctor said that we may be pregnant with twins. You must move well." Brick, raise our children."
Moving bricks? The students around were shocked again. This man is a top-notch loser. Is Zhang Zijin mentally ill? Mr. Dong’s meal costs thousands, which is equivalent to this loser’s monthly salary. Zhang Zijin Why are you still following this poor loser?
Shen Yi nodded solemnly, resisting the urge to laugh, turned his head to look at Dong Kai and said, "By the way, wife, who is this man and what did he want to do just now?"
Zhang Zijin said seriously: "Husband, he was playing monkey just now. We saw someone playing monkey, so we can't do it without paying two big bucks."
Shen Yi slapped his hands and said loudly: "This is technical work and should be rewarded."
After saying that, Shen touched his pocket and found no money. He casually took out the pork from the bicycle handle and threw it directly to Dong Kai and said: "What? I didn't bring any money. I'll give you the pork. You can use the knife to cut it later." A slit in the pork can give you a touch of sensual happiness on your lonely night. Remember not to waste it. After you have used the pork to kill yourself, you can still eat it after washing it off."
After saying that, Shen Yi got on the bicycle, Zhang Zijin jumped on the car, and this strange couple left the school in front of everyone.
Dong Kai took the piece of pork and his face turned completely gloomy. But in front of everyone, he had to pretend to be that sad elegance. He could only laugh, turned around, got in the car, and drove away at high speed in the Mercedes-Benz SLK. Leaving behind A group of stunned students. At the end, everyone was holding their stomachs and laughing. Oh my god, the boyfriend that Zi Jin found was so funny. He actually used pork...
Isn't this the same as women using cucumbers?
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Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin, the best actor and best actress, were also laughing after they left the crowd. Zhang Zijin hugged Shen Yi's waist with a smile and said, "Why did you remember to buy two kilograms of pork?"
Shen Yi pedaled his bicycle briskly: "I didn't buy him two kilograms of live fish. You have never seen anyone comforting himself with live fish."
Zhang Zijin patted Shen Yi on the back and said, "What a pervert."
Shen Yi rolled his eyes and said, "If you women use cucumbers and carrots, aren't you perverted?"
"You...I'm useless, okay?" Zhang Zijin said coquettishly.
Shen Yi grinned and said, "Then I haven't used those things. At most, I just bought a Tunka flashlight or something."
"Ah?" Zhang Zijin was obviously frightened by Shen Yi's quirks.
Shen Yi blushed and couldn't help but think of interesting things from the past. When Shen Yi was seventeen or eighteen years old, he bought a flashlight and hid it in the closet. One night there was a power outage, and Shen Yi happened to be away from home. Wu Xiancao I went to Shen Yi's room to look for some lighting items, but I found this Tunka flashlight. Wu Xiancao held the flashlight around for half an hour, but couldn't figure out how to turn it on.
Finally, Wu Xiancao told everyone in the Shen family that there was a flashlight in Shen's room that would not light up and had a strange smell.
Later, everyone in the Shen family knew that Shen Yi had a stuck flashlight, and Shen Yi was extremely embarrassed.
For this reason, Shen ignored Wu Xiancao for three days. As a result, Wu Xiancao just let Shen Yi touch the little white rabbit, and Shen Yi decided not to be angry anymore.
"Brother Shen Yi, would you like to treat me to dinner?" Zhang Zijin, who was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, asked Shen Yi.
Shen Yi agreed wholeheartedly and drove Zhang Zijin to Chunjiang Road.
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When Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin were eating, in a certain club, Dong Kai's face was gloomy, and the waiters next to him lowered their heads and did not dare to speak. They all knew that Mr. Dong was very polite in front of outsiders, but if he really When someone gets angry, they will attack the waiters first.
When Dong Kai came back, he was holding a piece of meat. Now the piece of meat had been fried by the kitchen into a small plate of fried pork, which was placed on the table. Dong Kai's face was still gloomy. Behind him stood a waitress, a little girl.
Dong Kai, who was in his twenties, turned around, looked at the waitress, and said with a sinister smile on his face: "I give you this little stir-fried pork. You can finish it for me."
The waitress lowered her head and did not dare to speak. Dong Kai sneered and kicked the plate over. All the fried pork was spilled on the waitress's clothes, leaving her with oil stains all over her body and head. The waitress was frightened.
He dared to speak but stood there motionless. Dong Kai sneered and said, "What does it feel like?"
The waitress didn't dare not answer, so she just said: "humiliation."
"That's what I experienced just now." Dong Kai said with a fierce look in his eyes.
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This world is a world of the jungle. Even if Dong Kai beats up the waiter today, he will not be taken away by the police for doing so. On the contrary, the waiter may be expelled from the club because of this. The strong man
Being respectful is not only in the world of spiritual practice. In reality, it is even more intense.
After tossing the waiter, Dong Kai asked the waiter to go out while he made a phone call himself.
"Xiao Zhang, has the matter been settled? In the past two days, you have to work hard to take down his hospital in one fell swoop. Yes, be more ruthless. It doesn't matter if someone is killed, as long as the frame-up is good."
"Um."
After saying this, Dong Kai hung up the phone.
He looked at the scenery outside the window, took a deep breath, exhaled it, still looking gentle and elegant, took out WeChat, looked at a pretty good-looking girl, casually made an appointment, and made an appointment. Joke, as long as
What kind of cowardice do you have if you have money and power?
Can't get along? He is chasing Zhang Zijin just to hit Shen Yi faster. If it weren't for his father's order, he really doesn't like little lolita like Zhang Zijin. He likes mature women, like
He likes Cecilia Cheung very much.
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Shen Yi and Zhang Zijin found a good restaurant to eat barbecue. Zhang Zijin is a foodie and a woman. Hearing that there is barbecue, his mouth watered like a crucian carp crossing the river. Shen Yi put the meat on the oven and roasted it.
After hearing this, Zhang Zijin couldn't wait to say: "Is it ripe? Can you eat it?"
"Other girls are afraid of getting fat and don't dare to eat meat. How about you, eating meat to your heart's content?" Shen Yi expressed a hint of surprise.
Zhang Zijin rolled his eyes at Shen Yi and said, "You only have thirty-six thousand days to live, so why don't you eat some meat?"
"Thirty-six thousand." Shen Yi was suddenly startled and murmured.
Zhang Zijin put a piece of barbecue in his mouth and said, "Yes, haven't you done the math? Even if you live a hundred years, if you calculate it as 365 days per year, it will only be 36,000 days in a hundred years, let alone
What's more, the life span of most people is still seventy or eighty years, and those over ninety are considered extremely old. Life is short, and you still need to enjoy it more."
Shen Yi suddenly laughed. He didn't expect that his world view was not as sophisticated as Zhang Zijin's. He shook his head and gave all the barbecue to Zhang Zijin. Zhang Zijin ate without ceremony. At the end of the meal, she giggled and said, "I'm so full, it's like
It’s like having a baby.”
Shen Yi rolled his eyes at her, but Zhang Zijin smiled maliciously and said, "Brother Shen Yi, I'm afraid that Dong Kai or something like that will come to harass me again, so how about I move to your house again?"
Shen Yi felt excited in his head and moved to his own home...
Is this what is going to happen?
After the New Year, Zhang Zijin moved to the school building again. After Shen Yi's injury healed, Wu Xianzi returned to Shenjiatun, so now he was the only one left in the Shen family. If Zhang Zijin had If you move in, if you don't keep everything in place, you will be in love for a long time, and you will have sex in bed.
"Is Brother Shen Yi not willing?" Zhang Zijin asked, blinking his big eyes.
Chapter completed!