Chapter 132 It's so fucking edible
"This reason is OK, Belis, go and roast the braised pork."
Dawei shouted, and the Belis had to pout and enter the kitchen. This bodyguard was not easy to be. He just finished the fight in the evening and wanted to be a cook again when he came back. I really owe anyone who deserves it. Belis
I wanted to strike, but I didn't have the confidence to strike in front of Li Dawei.
She didn't know why she was so obedient. Anyway, as long as Dawei said, she would do whatever she wanted. Except for the thing that gave her body, she could not rely on him.
In fact, at this time, Dawei had something in his mind that he wanted this seemingly awesome old guy to help. That time he saw him standing on the treetops and he couldn't fall off. Later, he was struck by lightning. It was nothing. It should be kung fu.
Quite good.
"Uh, senior, drink tea."
Dawei pointed to the tea in front of him. This time Dugu Wuming was very satisfied, nodded, took off the cigarette held in his mouth, then picked up the tea and took a sip, and smashed the mouth.
"Yeah, it's not bad, tea is a top-notch tea."
At this time, Li Dawei did not make his request immediately, because if he wanted to eat first and then ask for it, it would definitely be better. Because he was so soft-hearted, he would be embarrassed to refuse him and ask him to help him.
It's time to deal with the old Japanese.
As long as Dugu Wuming is willing to take action, the old Japanese are probably vulnerable, but such old antiques generally won’t take action easily, so some strategies are needed.
"Bilis, stew the chicken in the refrigerator again."
When he heard that there was a local chicken, Dugu Wuming's eyes immediately lit up and his saliva sprayed out. "Okay, okay, okay, sure enough, that old guy from Longmen did not choose the wrong person, hahaha, he is a good young man, I know how to stew chicken for me
Well, that stewed chicken flavor.”
He kept nodding, and then shouted to the kitchen. "That blond hair, the chicken must be stewed more, stewed on low heat, and stewed a little bit hard, the old man has bad teeth."
After saying that, his attitude towards Li Dawei was obviously much better. "That Li Dawei, right? Next time I see your master praise you."
"Thank you, thank you, it's okay to respect the old and seniors. Come on, you can take this pack of cigarettes." Li Dawei took out a pack of cigarettes from his bag and handed them over. Dugu Wuming immediately put it in the bag inside the Tang suit, and even
I looked around habitually, as if I was afraid that someone would discover it.
"Well, it's not bad. The young man has a future. On the day of the competition, I will ask my apprentice to start gently and click until she doesn't mess with you."
Hearing this sentence, he really wants to vomit blood. Why don’t you traumatize me? Just start with a gentle move. Where is Li Dawei, I, will definitely lose. What’s more, I, the martial arts competition, I haven’t figured out what it means, and the master has not shown up yet.
It is not certain whether it is to compare or not.
"Uh, that senior Dugu, you should tell me what the hell is going on in the martial arts competition? Why haven't I heard from the master?"
Hearing Dawei's words, Dugu Wuming glanced at him, then picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, then put down the cup and took another sip of cigarette, then leaned against the backrest of the sofa and started to speak very well.
"Dawei, this is a big thing in our Chinese martial arts world. The two sects of the Dragons compete every 100 years. This is a must, because our Chinese martial arts world has always been the leader of dragons and gods since ancient times. You are the Dragon Gate, and we are the Divine Sword Gate.
, so the competition between the descendants of the Dragon Gate and the Divine Sword Gate is a particularly grand event."
After hearing his words, I felt like I was bragging, because according to my own understanding, the Chinese martial arts world should be the leader of Shaolin Wudang, and the dragon and gods are indeed more empty-headed and eight-minded.
The dragon is the symbol of China, and the god is the belief of China. However, there are more people in the martial arts world who know about Shaolin and Wudang. Before I came into contact with the Dragon Gate, I didn’t know the so-called Dragon Gate at all, let alone the divine sword.
The door is here.
"Senior, according to what you said, are Shaolin and Wudang both ranked behind Longmen and Divine Sword Sect?"
When Dugu Wuming heard Li Dawei's words, he looked at Li Dawei very much and could not bear it anymore, as if the Li Dawei in front of him was the most ignorant child.
"Your master really didn't introduce you at all?" Dugu Wuming said as he shook his head, looking completely unbelievable, feeling like he was disappointed.
"I, I actually..." Dawei wanted to say that he had never met his master, but when he saw his contemptuous eyes, he didn't have the courage to say it, for fear that he would be despised again and then despised him.
"I'll tell you." Dugu Wuming was really unbearable. He couldn't bear it anymore. The most mysterious descendants of the ancient martial arts sect were so lacking. He could no longer bear it. If this continues, he would really be punished by
He vomited blood so much that he could not die.
"You mentioned Shaolin Wudang, they are not even as good as a finger of our ancient martial arts sect. The Dragon Gate and the Divine Sword Gate are the first time the world is opened, and the gods and demons have already existed in the world before the gods and demons are separated. You said Shaolin and
Can Wudang compare?”
Although it felt quite incredible, seeing Dugu Wuming's indignation, I didn't have the courage to say anything against him. It seemed that as long as I said half of the words I disagree, it was the most unfair thing, so I could only be serious
Listen, and nodded constantly to express approval.
"Can Shaolin Wudang become an immortal or a god? No?"
"But our Dragon Gate and Divine Sword Gate, such an ancient martial arts sect, have the highest level of cultivation to achieve enlightenment and become an immortal, and finally turn into feathers and fly to the sky. You know."
"Oh." Dawei nodded constantly. "So the old senior is a god now?"
"Cough cough cough..." Dugu Wuming coughed awkwardly.
"This, this is not available for the time being, but the ancestors of our Divine Sword Sect, the founder of the mountain, have long since turned into feathers and flying to the sky."
"It's time to return to heaven."
"What?" Dugu Wuming stared at Dawei with wide eyes, as if he didn't hear it clearly.
"Oh, I mean Feitian, yes, Feitian."
"Well, my ancestor was watching his grand master fly to the sky with his own eyes. My grand master is the founder of the Divine Sword Sect. It's amazing."
When I heard this, I was about to collapse. I was so bright and skinny that I brag about.
"Uh, let's talk about what's happening now. I wonder when will seniors become immortals?"
Hearing this, he seemed to feel a little embarrassed again. He took a cigarette in his mouth, then coughed twice, and looked at Dawei and said, "I am still young and I haven't practiced for long enough.
In less than five hundred years, just give me another five hundred years, becoming an immortal is necessary.”
vomit……
I really want to vomit when I heard this. This old guy is still young, five hundred years, and another five hundred years. He is too good at talking, thinking he is a child.
Dawei wiped his sweat. He really didn't know how many truths this old guy could have in his mouth. Fortunately, at this time, Belis had already brought out a large bowl of braised pork, hoping to block his mouth.
"Eat, eat first, senior." Dawei quickly asked him to eat quickly. If he listened to his blowing, he would probably freeze to death if he didn't vomit to death.
"Okay, okay, let me continue to tell you when I'm full, don't worry."
I really fainted and fell on the sofa and didn't want to get up again.
That old guy didn't care about Dawei's failure, so he picked up his chopsticks and started eating. If he hadn't seen him standing on the treetops that day, he would have been so cool and struck by lightning. He would have probably been
When he is a beggar who cheats on eating, drinks and brags, his eating style is definitely like he hasn't eaten meat for hundreds of years.
Dawei was not interested in eating a bowl of meat with him, and Dugu Wuming was even less interested in sharing it with Dawei. He took the bowl of braised pork alone and started eating it to death.
By the time the stewed chicken was taken out, his big bowl of braised pork had eaten up, and there was no residue left, which was really not a waste.
Belis almost fell down with the chicken in surprise. He didn't expect this thin old guy to be so edible. She just added portions, and that portion was enough for five or six people to eat. He didn't expect this old guy to be so fast
Just finished eating.
"You, can you still eat?"
Belis was very worried that he would break his belly and carefully put the bowl of chicken on the table.
"I've just gone where I've eaten a wild boar in one meal, which is really a thigh."
Damn, I've blown again. If I hadn't wanted to ask him for help, I really wanted to kick him out directly.
A whole stewed chicken was placed on the table, and he immediately grabbed the chicken and chewed it on the butt. Li Dawei and Belis widened their eyes in surprise. This was too savage.
"A little bit older, and then stew it a little more and it will be more perfect." While chewing it to death, he shook his head and closed his eyes and felt the smell.
Li Dawei and Belis were really shocked by his eating habits. At this time, Dugu Wuming opened his eyes and found that the two people in front of him were looking at him intently.
"Are you hungry?"
Dawei and Belis shook their heads. They were actually very hungry, but who dared to eat with him?
After chewing a few more bites, Dugu Wuming stopped and looked at the two people who were still looking at him. He seemed a little embarrassed and hurriedly said, "You two, do you want to eat something?"
Belis hurriedly shook his head again, and Dawei shook his head as well. "No, no, senior, just eat it, just eat it."
Damn, holding the chicken in both hands, the golden chicken skin had his black claws printed on it, and it was still something that made people eat. He wanted to be disgusting.
"Bilis, go and make two bowls of noodles, let's eat noodles." I was busy all night yesterday and hadn't eaten in the morning. In fact, I'm very hungry now.
"No, three bowls, I'm not full yet. I want to be more ingredient, it's too greasy." The old guy said while biting the chicken hard.
Chapter completed!