Chapter 115 Stinky Tofu for a Dime
"Your classmate is not a kind person." As soon as he came out of the office, Jiang Lu stuck out his tongue.
"Normal." Zhou Chunhe was not surprised and took it for granted.
"Oh, you knew he was going to be like this today?"
"Don't say you know everything, but half and half, right?"
"Why is this?"
"One is envy, the other is unwillingness."
"You are the director, why do you envy you?"
"You, I envy my wife for her good looks."
"What's the point of unwillingness?"
"I don't want my wife to be more handsome than hers."
"So you said he saw you today and was willing to accept it? You are so beautiful, considerate, and virtuous." Zhou Chunhe concluded, taking the opportunity to flatter you.
Zhou Chunhe dodged and almost dropped Zhou Tian in his hand.
Zhou Chunhe realized later and didn't know there was something behind Jiang Lu's words, so he continued, "Why are you so cute? One time we met, he invited Daman Xiya and me to drink. After drinking a few more glasses, he followed us
He complained that he wanted to make out with his wife at night, but he couldn't find a place to put his mouth. He stretched out his hands and couldn't hug his wife, and he stopped being angry on the spot. How can he still be cute?"
"Next time you give in to him, just understand in your heart and save him some face." Jiang Lu said.
"His wife weighed only 180 pounds when she got married. How could she have imagined that after a year of marriage, she gave birth to a baby, and then she worked hard to weigh 160 pounds, doubling her weight, and her appearance changed." Zhou Chunhe
I was laughing while talking and couldn't control myself.
"Don't be too pretentious and speak quickly." Jiang Lu pinched Zhou Chunhe.
Zhou Tian is also rare and does not compete to eat.
"According to this standard, my classmate is indeed still a long way off, but I haven't finished yet. It's not my classmate's fault that Shen Qinghui's wife is so fat."
"So didn't I promise to treat him to dinner next time? Don't worry, I'm not that ungrateful person who will bury the dead. If something happens to him, I will definitely take action without saying a word." Zhou Chunhe said, patting his chest.
"You don't want to eat this?" Jiang Lu was surprised.
After Jiang Lu heard this, he didn't expect it to be like this, "That, that's a bit too much."
"Isn't that great? Why isn't he willing to accept it?"
"Why?"
"Pan An is Pan Jinlian's brother, do you think he looks good or not?" Jiang Lu said simply.
“I want to buy them all, but I don’t have enough money,” Jiang Lu wrote.
"His wife's father is a county cadre. When they got married, in order to show us that he had flown out of the henhouse and become a phoenix, he notified us one by one to go have a drink, completely ignoring the fact that he was the bride-in-law."
"Okay, since my wife has spoken, I will save him some face." Zhou Chunhe said with a shy smile.
"I'll eat it!" Jiang Lu walked over first.
It also imitates the way humans walk, like a crab.
So, it became "I don't have enough money to buy everything". Six words cost 60 cents. When Jiang Lu paid for it, she felt it was really expensive!
In her last life, she didn't feel such pain when she bought the fairy water.
"I'm hungry." Jiang Lu said.
"It's okay, he's my baby's father." Jiang Lu also smiled.
Jiang Lu glanced at him and walked forward, leaving him to smile.
"It's a dime per word, just save it, you should be able to understand it." Jiang Lu thought that Zhao Bin was an educated person.
"Get rid of these two." Zhou Chunhe pointed at the comma and period and said decisively.
"Okay, things are done, what's next?" Zhou Chunhe stood on the street holding his son.
"Don't eat." Zhou Chunhe shook his head like a rattle.
Zhou Chunhe took another step back and said, "You can eat it yourself."
Jiang Lu glared at him and said, "Say!"
Zhou Chunhe kept chasing after him, pushing his bicycle.
Zhou Chunhe held his son and moved slightly outside.
"Haha, this is where it gets dramatic."
"If you men are not thinking animals in the lower body, then why do women get fat? It's not to have children. You are happy, pat your butt, pick up your pants and leave, leaving us tired for ninety months. She also has to worry about body deformation and spots on her face, which is really heartless." The more Jiang Lu talked, the angrier she became and the more she felt that Shen Qinghui's wife was not worth it.
"Otherwise, how could I agree to marry him if he has such good conditions?"
"Who is Pan An? What does it have to do with him?" Zhou Chunhe asked humbly, asking questions if he didn't understand.
Jiang Lu was a little embarrassed by the praise, "It seems like your classmate is somewhat worthy of sympathy."
"His daughter-in-law never touches Yang Chun Shui. Not only does she do laundry and cooking, she even goes for a walk on the street. Shen Qinghui carries her there. She also likes to eat meat very much. After giving birth, her appetite has greatly increased. Braised pork is indispensable for every meal. Meat was eaten in three big bowls. After eating, where did I lie down while my classmate cleared the table and washed the dishes? Even the water for washing feet had to be brought to me before washing, let alone getting up in the middle of the night to feed the baby. Yes, don’t do any of it.”
The little guy's mouth was flattened, and tears were already welling up in his eyes.
She discovered that when she was with Zhou Chunhe, no matter whether there were potholes or flats under her feet, she could grow flowers all the way and smile brightly.
"You really don't want to eat it? It's delicious." Jiang Lu picked up a piece and tried to seduce Zhou Chunhe.
"Comrade, punctuation marks also count for words," the person inside reminded.
"One more, boss!" Jiang Lu waved her hand and asked for another one.
"That's it, can you explain it clearly?" Zhou Chunhe counted less than ten words.
"I think it works." Jiang Lu agreed.
You know, in later generations, such a serving of stinky tofu would cost at least 15 yuan. Jiang Lu often went to the backstreet of the school to eat after class, and the boss even called her by name.
I ordered a portion of stinky tofu, which actually contained ten pieces, and was sprinkled with chopped green onions, coriander and sesame seeds. The highlight was that it only cost 10 cents. Jiang Lu thought it was really cheap!
"Then she can't blame herself!"
Zhou Chunhe frowned, "Are you okay with this?"
"Haha, it's hard not to recognize him."
"Zhou Tian, do you want to eat?" Jiang Lu teased.
"I'm not angry. What should I be angry about? It's not me who is out of shape. According to me, that classmate of yours should be a bachelor for the rest of his life. He despises other people for not being good-looking. He thinks he is Pan An's appearance." Jiang Green Qi said loudly.
"Are you really angry?" Zhou Chunhe realized that he had said the wrong thing.
"Is he still a bride-in-law?"
"That." Jiang Lu pointed towards the stinky tofu stall. In fact, he smelled the smell of stinky tofu and became greedy.
"Do you still know his wife?"
As soon as Xiao Zhoutian saw it put in his mouth, he stretched out his hand to catch it. He asked his father to pull him back and said, "Son, we won't eat the smelly stuff."
"Isn't that true? But poor people must be hateful. If he hadn't drunk too much and told us this, I would have thought that this kid would be living like the king of heaven."
The couple went to the post office, and Jiang Lu asked the staff inside for a form to fill in the contents of the telegram.
"He gave you face this time, otherwise you wouldn't have had this opportunity."
"What do you want to eat?"
After Zhou Chunhe finished speaking, he entered the scene and couldn't stop laughing.
Jiang Lu curled her lips, "This is where you men are ruthless. Women are not pretty. Even if they still have the same heart as before, they are no longer cute."
"We are talking about Shen Qinghui, why are you so impatient?" Zhou Chunhe was puzzled.
There was a candied haws seller across the street, so Zhou Chunhe went to buy one for a dime, and asked his son to lick the syrup on it. The little guy licked it so much that he didn't even look at his mother.
Zhou Tian licked the syrup, and Zhou Chunhe ate the hawthorn inside. The father and son had a clear division of labor and each got what he got.
Somehow, Jiang Lu was fascinated. It was afternoon, the sun was white, the sky was blue, people were coming and going on the street, there were no whistles, only the ringing of bicycle bells, and the shouts of vendors. It was the world, But there is no chaos, it is a human world, full of the smell of fireworks.
It's worth visiting this street today.
Chapter completed!