Chapter 28 Full of male hormones
Jiang Lu saw that Lin Wenshu had no ill intentions and helped her solve the problem, so she kindly said, "I heard that substitute teachers in other villages have been transferred to regular positions. You have to ask about it in case something happens."
"What happened?" Lin Wenshu was a simple-minded person. Her superiors asked her to wait for the news, so the two of them just stayed at home and waited for the news without thinking about anything else.
"You think about it, there were many people who wanted you as a substitute teacher at the time, let alone a regular teacher who is paid by the public. Now a wave of high school students are about to graduate again, and if you don't have enough guarantees, those with good connections will be parachuted in."
"Is there really such a thing?" Lin Wenshu asked in surprise.
Jiang Lu smiled and said, "I'm not trying to scare you. It's not a bad thing that you and the accountant have two different minds."
Lin Wenshu quickly packed up her things, thanked her profusely and went home.
Jiang Lu looked at her hurried figure and sighed, most likely she had been overturned.
When Zhou Chunhe came back from the village chief's house, he came back on a bicycle. Jiang Lu knew that the matter was done.
"Daughter-in-law, you are really amazing." Zhou Chunhe stepped off the bicycle and pedaled on it. Feeling cool, he showed off his body full of male hormones to his wife.
When Jiang Lu, a person of later generations, saw it, he just felt stupid and felt stupid all over his body.
"Your mother is here." Jiang Lu reminded.
Zhou Chunhe thought his wife was bluffing him, "So what if my mother is here? I also borrowed the bicycle."
Before she could finish her words, Mrs. Zhou raised her hand and said, "The hair has grown all the way, but you're still so childish. What compensation will you pay if it's damaged? Come on down!"
Zhou Chunhe was hit by his mother's palm so hard that stars appeared in his eyes. His center of gravity was unstable. The bicycle and the person fell down together, and the bicycle fell on the person. He was humiliated.
"Mom!" Zhou Chunhe was very dissatisfied and shouted loudly, "How old am I, and I still hit her easily."
"No matter how old you are, you are still my son, and I am also your mother. You can't change this even when you reach my age." Mrs. Zhou didn't feel that she was wrong. Does spanking her own son need to be divided into different times and occasions?
"Then you have to live a good life." Zhou Chunhe rubbed his knees. It was better now. There was a cut in his trouser leg, and the cotton trousers underneath were exposed.
How can such an image be cool? Zhou Chunhe glanced at his wife in embarrassment, hoping she wouldn't dislike him.
Jiang Lu suppressed her laughter and said, "Take off your pants and I'll sew them for you."
"Don't sew it for him. Just let him dress like this. Who will be embarrassed?" Mrs. Zhou cursed and entered the kitchen.
"Mom, am I your biological son?" Zhou Chunhe asked doubtfully.
"No! I picked it up from the ditch." Mrs. Zhou replied.
Zhou Chunhe opened his mouth and was defeated. Why are the women in the family more difficult to deal with?
Fortunately, they weren't picked up from the garbage dump." Jiang Lu couldn't hold it in anymore and laughed.
Zhou Chunhe had a "Are you polite" expression on his face.
"If I had known you were so heartless, I wouldn't have gone to the trouble of preparing these things for you." Zhou Chunhe took out a package wrapped in newspaper from the basket of his bicycle, took it out and threw it back.
"What?" Jiang Lu seemed to have caught something.
"Forget it, you bitch doesn't know how to care about your man, so why not feed it to yourself."
"Snacks?" Jiang Lu guessed.
Zhou Chunhe said nothing.
Jiang Lu came over on her own, stood in front of Zhou Chunhe, and shook Zhou Chunhe's arm with her soft hand, "You really don't want to feed me?"
Zhou Chunhe was in his prime, and he was good at this. How could he withstand it? He surrendered within a few seconds, "Then can you give me an attitude?"
"What attitude?"
"That's it."
"What kind?" Jiang Lu couldn't understand, she just didn't want him to get it too easily.
Zhou Chunhe was impatient, so he pulled Jiang Lu's scallion-like hand into his arms, held the back of her head with one hand, and gave her a firm smack.
I was so impatient that I was drooling.
Jiang Lu was about to raise his hand to wipe it off, but Zhou Chunhe gave him a warning look.
Forced by his lustful power, Jiang Lu temporarily obeyed him.
Only then did Zhou Chunhe let go of his hand with satisfaction, and gave the things to Jiang Lu generously, with an air of dignity like a goose falling into the water on a dry day.
Jiang Lu opened it and saw that inside were dried sweet potatoes, dried pumpkins, dried eggplants and other dry goods. Strictly speaking, they were not snacks. They were all side dishes for porridge, far inferior to the spicy fish she mentioned.
A boy, a duck neck and a duck clavicle, but in this era, Zhou Chunhe had to be very considerate in getting him these things.
He must have thought of many ways.
"Eat." Zhou Chunhe succeeded in feeding, and was more satisfied than eating it in his own mouth. He had already forgotten the fact that his cotton pants were still exposed.
"Where did you get it?" Jiang Lu asked casually.
"Just, I got it like that." Zhou Chunhe started to stutter, and even touched the tip of his nose.
"Did you use force?" Jiang Lu stopped chewing and stared at Zhou Chunhe.
Zhou Chunhe felt uncomfortable in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, "No!"
"Then tell me where you got it?" Jiang Lu was reluctant.
"Oh, can't you just eat well? Isn't there a saying that a hero doesn't ask where he comes from, and a boy doesn't ask where he comes from." Zhou Chunhe was so anxious that he broke out a poem.
"Oh, that's good, Comrade Zhou Chunhe, I didn't expect you to have a gentle side, you were robbed, right?"
"That's not true. The dried sweet potatoes were given by the village chief's wife, and the rest were given by Daman and the others."
"Daman and Xiya both have cleaner pockets than their faces. Can they give you these?" Jiang Lu obviously didn't believe it.
"Why not? Money can make all the difference. I gave them benefits." Zhou Chunhe became excited and pouted.
"What's the benefit?"
"I promised to take them to sell vegetables together." Zhou Chunhe said in a hurry.
"Is that really true?"
"Really, it's more real than your man's." Zhou Chunhe said with a playful smile.
Jiang Lu glared and said, "Careful, your child will imitate your bad language when he is born."
"What's the point? Gentlemen don't use harsh words, but they still imitate women's soft-spoken language. What's that like?" Zhou Chunhe disagreed.
"What if it's a girl?"
"I can't. My mother has forgotten it and designated him as her son."
Jiang Lu was so angry, "Do you really believe in your mother's skills?"
"My mother, you don't need money to do the math. It's not free of charge." Zhou Chunhe said with a smile.
"Then if she is a girl, why don't you recognize her?" Jiang Lu suddenly asked.
"Yes, of course I do." Zhou Chunhe also felt that his wife was really angry, and quickly calmed down, "But this time it should be a boy."
Jiang Lu was completely speechless, "I don't want to talk to you." Jiang Lu went into the house holding a bag of snacks.
"You eat first, I'll go out for a while." Zhou Chunhe said.
Jiang Lu ignored him and went into the house.
Where did Zhou Chunhe go? He went to fulfill his promise.
Those dried pumpkins and eggplants were indeed found by Daman and Xiya, but they agreed to carry manure for them to irrigate their fields.
Zhou Chunhe was also helpless, but he was short-handed and had to keep his word.
There is a price to pay for eating snacks (●''●)
Chapter completed!