"Then I won't go. It's too expensive. If it's less than twenty yuan, I'll definitely go if you want." Tang Ye said with a smile. Chu Xiaoxiang laughed and said, "You must come, we few

Very sincerely." "Okay, what time?" Tang Ye asked.

"At eight o'clock in the evening, we will call you then." "Okay, I will definitely be there. Is there anything else?" Tang Ye asked. "If not, can't I chat with you for a while?" Chu Xiaoxiang said.

"Why don't you talk about the plastic stick on your bedside? I'm very interested in that thing." Tang Ye thought of Mita Shuoying's white butt, and his words immediately became a bit obscene.

"Ah, you, why are you still mentioning this? I already told you that it's not mine, it belongs to Lin Zhu and Fan Xiaomei. I don't use that thing. You know my character and I won't use it."

"I believe you don't know how to use it, okay, I just want to talk to you about this matter." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"Well, let's talk about something else." Tang Ye said with a smile. "What are you talking about?" Chu Xiaoxiang asked. "You are a doctor. When you perform an operation on a patient, do you need to remove the male patient's body?"

Take off your clothes and then perform surgery?" Tang Ye asked with a smile. "This, this is very normal, because it is definitely inoperable with clothes on, but for us doctors, gender has long been indifferent. In our eyes, this is just

A patient is just a bunch of carbohydrates and doesn't have those nasty thoughts."

"Haha, if your future boyfriend knows that you watch this kind of thing every day, do you think he can bear it?" Tang Ye asked with a smile. "That's not a solution. Doctors must be like this. After all, saving lives and healing the wounded, do you still care about these things?

What are you doing? Life is generated by the first microprocessor." Chu Xiaoxiang explained. Tang Ye grinned and said, "If my thing is not long enough or thick enough, I want to do an operation. What do you think?

Let’s do it.”

"Ah, then I don't know. I'm not an andrologist. You'd better go to the andrology department and ask. They have many ways to satisfy you." Chu Xiaoxiang said with a smile. She smiled like this, and there were a few more voices next to her.

Laughing at the serial number. Needless to say, it must be Lin Zhu and Fan Xiaomei nearby, who are all listening. Tang Ye smiled and said, "I heard that women can blow up a man's penis with their mouth. Is it true?

of?"

"I've never heard of it, but it must be false."

"Haha, I really hope to give it a try, but unfortunately, it has not happened so far." "Haha, don't talk about this anymore, I'm so shy." "Aren't you a doctor? Don't you care about this?" Tang Ye smiled.

Said, "But doctor, I always feel uncomfortable talking about this, and the two people next to me are eavesdropping on our conversation."

"Tell them both that if they dare to eavesdrop on our conversation again, I will smoke cigars for them both." Tang Ye said with a smile. "What does smoking cigars mean?" Chu Xiaoxiang really didn't seem to know. "There is a saying for men."

I asked, "I want a cigarette. I took a cigar and touched it down my belly button."

"Ah?" Chu Xiaoxiang knew that Tang Ye had tricked her, so she kept silent. Tang Ye said again: "Although I have a girlfriend, I have no physical contact so far. I am almost dying of anxiety. You don't know."

This feeling is very uncomfortable." Tang Ye said. "No, why do you feel uncomfortable?" She asked with a smile. "Men need women, and women also need men. If there is no opposite-sex partner, the feeling is really worse than life.

Damn, I don’t believe you, you don’t understand.” Tang Ye said. “I don’t feel it, it seems like I don’t have a boyfriend. To me, it’s all the same.”

"Because you have a plastic stick to accompany you, of course it doesn't matter whether you have a boyfriend or not." Tang Ye laughed loudly after saying that. "Fuck you, I won't tell you, it's too late, I will call you tomorrow night

"Yes, good night." Tang Ye hung up the phone, drank a bottle of beer and fell asleep peacefully.

The next day, there was a basketball game in the art school in the afternoon, but Tang Ye was not in a hurry at all, which made the tall men very happy, but at the same time, something felt wrong. What kind of airplane was Tang Ye doing?

, nor does he train his basketball playing ability, nor does he seek out some classmates who are good at basketball as friends, and he is often not seen in school.

In the morning nursing class, Tang Ye was fast asleep. He slept too late last night, so Tang Ye, who had no feeling at all about the lecture, quickly fell asleep. He was sleeping happily, but his ears were raised.

, it turned out to be the nursing teacher, Li Mei. This Li Mei was about thirty years old, very young, with a baby face.

, but her two eyes show that she is particularly vicious. He is different from Xu Qing. She has a sharp personality and is impatient. As long as her classmates doze off in his class, she will become furious, sometimes yelling, sometimes cursing, of course especially

It is even more unstoppable for those students whose family conditions are not very good.

"Ah, my ears hurt so much, stop pulling them." Tang Ye gritted his teeth, with a painful expression on his face. The more than thirty girls in the class all laughed. Several giant boys were picked up.

Arms, with a cheerful look on his face. Tang Ye said: "What are you doing, teacher, why are you pulling my ears? You can pull my thing, but please don't pull my ears." Tang Ye said, rubbing back and forth.

He covered both ears to relieve the pain. The whole class burst into laughter again.

"You dare to sleep in my class. You are so audacious." Li Mei was wearing black stockings, pink high-heeled shoes, a long skirt, and her hair was in curls. Tang Ye knew she was in heat at a glance.

Period. "I can't help it, teacher, your figure is too sexy. I fantasized so much that I was too focused and fell asleep."

"Go and make excuses for me, telling you that this trick works for your French teacher, but it doesn't work in front of me." Li Mei sneered. "Teacher, actually I went to bed because of one thing."

"What's the matter? Tell me and listen. It makes sense to see you sleeping." Li Mei looked at Tang Ye and said. Tang Ye stood up, half a head taller than Li Mei, looked into Li Mei's eyes and said:

"Teacher, I fell in love yesterday. I didn't sleep all night. I was very upset.

I love that girl, but she is with someone else, and I feel very uncomfortable." Tang Ye said with a frustrated look. Han Xue was stunned for a moment, but then she understood that Tang Ye was putting on a show, so she sneered and said: "It's just a show.

It's quite similar. It would be a shame not to make a movie."

Tang Ye wiped his eyes and shed a few tears. In fact, they were just lubricating tears shed by Tang Ji just after waking up from sleep and his eyes were a little sore. This Li Mei was originally a thirty-year-old single woman with a very good appearance.

She is beautiful, but has been abandoned by men countless times. She no longer believes in love. But seeing Tang Ye’s recognition

Really, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "It turns out there is really love in the world." He said: "Sit down, I forgive you this time, remember next time, don't bring other complexes to the classroom."

, The reason why our school prohibits you from falling in love is because we are afraid that you people are young and can’t think about it, and can’t afford to let it go.”

"I understand, teacher, I will adjust my psychology." Tang Ye rubbed his eyes and sat down. Li Mei continued to lecture, and then Tang Ye said to Huang Fang, the classmate next to him: "What are you looking at? I haven't seen it before."

Such a handsome man." Huang Fen snorted and said, "I have never seen such a shameless man. His acting is too fake. I didn't expect that Teacher Li Mei would be deceived by you."

"This is called sincerity, gold and stone are the same, do you understand?" Tang Ye said with a smile. "I think you are a big liar. You have deceived Teacher Li Mei's feelings and developed sympathy for you, so I let you go.

Otherwise, it would be weird if I didn’t force you to stand for half the class.”

Tang Ye smiled and said: "Fake things are more trustworthy than real things, don't you understand?" Just as he was talking, Li Mei turned around, saw Tang Ye's playful face, and immediately said: "Tang Ye, you laugh

What?"

Tang Ye stood up immediately. The forty or fifty students in the class were all staring at Tang Ye, knowing that he might not be able to fool him this time. But Tang Ye said calmly: "Teacher, just now you

After thinking about what I said, I thought it was very right, so I will face all the changes in life with a smile."

At this point, the whole class whined. This was clearly a flattery to Li Mei. Li Mei was pleased with herself, with some uncontrollable joy on her expression, and said with a smile: "It's good that you know, you can look away from all this in an instant.

It also shows that you are a smart person, study nursing courses well, and you can go home and open a hospital by yourself in the future."

Han Xue couldn't hold it any longer, stood up and said, "Teacher, he is lying to you. I clearly saw him having a quick chat with Huang Fang." Tang Ye saw that Han Xue was going against him and immediately said: "

I told Huang Fang that a person must have true feelings and love. If you don’t believe me, ask him if he is. I said that a real man must be able to take things up and let them go." Tang Ye said.

Li Mei had long been moved by Tang Ye's tears in the scene just now, and now of course she couldn't listen to anyone's accusations against Tang Ye. She said: "Han Xue, just do your own homework, don't worry about others, take care of yourself.

That’s the biggest performance.”

After saying this, Han Xue had nothing to say. Tang Ye chuckled and glanced at Han Xue, indicating that he had won. When class was over, Li Mei stopped Tang Ye and said, "Tang Ye, come here." Tang Ye

He immediately followed them and the two entered the office. There are usually four teachers in the office of Qishu School, but because the courses are relatively relaxed, the teachers usually do not prepare lessons in the office, so there are only three or four desks.

Outside, there are no other furnishings.

He came to the office, stood in front of Li Mei's desk, looked at Li Mei and said, "Teacher, do you have anything to say?" "Why did you break up with your girlfriend? Can you tell me the reason?"

"Ah, this, because, because, um, because I made her sad."

Tang Ye made up a reason and wanted to prevaricate. How should he answer this? Tang Ye and Li Mei had never been in contact. He had known many women, but now he felt a headache. Li Mei said: "Let

She is sad, can you tell?"

"Ah, I told you, teacher, you won't blame me, right?" Tang Ye asked seriously.

"Of course not, you don't want me to be your teacher, you want me to be your close friend. We actually have the same experience, and I understand you." Li Mei comforted Tang Ye. As he said that, Li Mei also pulled Zhang Zhi.

Come over and let Tang Ye sit down. Tang Ye sat down and said: "Because, I never send her text messages. I think loving her doesn't need to be like this, it just needs to be done in action. I never tell her that I love her."

you."

"Ah, this is your fault. Love requires two people to work together. Although a woman sometimes knows that what you tell lies, she still likes to hear it as long as it is a compliment to her."

"You are absolutely right, teacher, so if I have a girlfriend again in the future, I will kiss her for ten minutes every morning when I get up, say I love you, and hug her for half an hour before going to bed, even if it rains heavily.

In blizzard weather, even in the middle of the night, as long as she says I'm hungry and I want to eat popsicles, I will get up and buy her popsicles even if I walk fifty miles." Tang Ye said seriously.
Chapter completed!