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Chapter 432: Three Loud Farts at the Concert

Tang Ye looked at Han Xue with jealous eyes and said with a smile: "Do you hate her to death?"

"She is just a vixen, she must be inappropriate."

"How do you know?"

"Look at her clothes, she doesn't look like a role model at all, but like a lady in a nightclub." Han Xue said angrily. Tang Ye said: "You are the same, you dare to wear stockings, but you don't allow it.

People wear it?"

"Then, that's different."

“What’s the difference?”

"She, she is a teacher, I am a student, how could it be the same?"

"You are really good at making sophistry and find so many excuses."

"No, I'm talking about the truth."

Li Xiaoran also smiled and said, "You are just jealous of Teacher Ouyang Feixue because there are many boys who like her." "I don't have one, you are talking nonsense."

"You are just talking nonsense, but you dare not admit it even if you are jealous." Li Xiaoran said with a smile. "Li Xiaoran, if you say this, I will hit you."

Tang Ye smiled and said, "You are so unreasonable, and people don't let them speak." "It's my sister, and I'm really angry. This is a mouse carrying a gun and being in a harsh place. We want to

Do you know if you are united and do your best to the outside world? Li Xiaoran?" Han Xue yelled.

Li Xiaoran stopped talking and lowered her head to eat. Tang Ye finished the meal with a smile. Only then did several roommates find that Tang Ye was coming, they all walked up to say hello to Tang Ye. But Feng Shi and Wang Kennan disappeared, Tang Ye Wen said

: "Where are those two fat guys?"

"I don't know, there were more than a dozen fat people missing in the school. The teachers didn't explain the reason, just saying that they asked for leave." Hua Qiu said.

"Maybe they went to the slaughterhouse together," Han Xue said with a smile.

Tang Ye thought for a while and said, "Okay, everyone should go and have a rest. What kind of class is the afternoon?" Hua Qiu said, "There is a music class." "Li Sidan's class?"

"Yes, it's great. I like music classes, dance classes, and physical education classes. I hate those theoretical classes the most, I'm so annoying." Hua Feng said, and Tian Li also said: 'I like physical education classes the most, I can practice it.

Muscles,” he said with a smile.

"Does Li Sidan still have to sing on stage today?" Tang Yewen.

"That's for sure. Teacher Li didn't sing on stage any time. He always said that practice is much more important than theory." Tian Li answered with a smile with his eyes wide open. Tang Ye nodded. A plan came to mind.

In the afternoon, during the music class, it was held in the school's music hall. The person who managed the music equipment at the back was a school administrator, very kind. Tang Ye found the man before the music class started. His name was Lao Shi, and he was an old man.

Honestly responsible person.

Lao Shi was busy with the information about music class and was looking for dubbing on the web. Seeing Tang Ye walking in, he smiled and said, "Oh, it's handsome man Tang, why are you free to come here?"

Tang Ye smiled and took out five hundred yuan and stuffed it into Lao Shi's hands. "Shishou, what are you doing? Let's just talk about it if you have anything to do. We'll talk about this."

"Hold it, I just want to ask you a few things." Tang Ye said in a low voice. Seeing that Tang Ye is so mysterious, the Mongolian felt a kind of pressure. He laughed and said, "If you have something to do, just ask me.

I know everything and answer everything.”

"Okay, I want to know which piano teacher Li Sidan will use to play the piano later, which microphone to use to sing songs, and which headset to use?"

"Oh? In the drawer No. 1, it was all his musical instruments, and that was all his." Lao Shi smiled. "Are you asking about this?"

"Also, can you go out for five minutes now and come in again in five minutes?"

"You, what do you want to do?" Lao Shi felt something was wrong.

"Don't worry, I promise God that I will not steal anything, nor will I do things that are not good for the school." Tang Ye raised his palm and swore. Lao Shi believed Tang Ye, nodded and walked out. Tang Ye immediately

When I opened the drawer, I saw a set of very luxurious musical instruments inside.

Tang Ye dripped some universal glue on the microphone, and pulled a fine copper wire with electricity on the headset, which was relatively hidden. He also dripped universal glue on the piano, and deliberately put a small miniature horn on it.

, installed it under the piano. After the matter was finished, Tang Ye pinched his fingers and made a bang. The task was completed. Tang Ye walked out and said, "Brother Lao, no one can tell me about this when I come in."

When Lao Shi took money, he naturally had to keep his mouth shut and said with a smile: "Okay, but what have you done, can you tell me?"

"You will know when the music class begins later." Tang Ye pulled his legs away, and Lao Shi shook his head and puzzled.

Finally, the music class began, and as always, the piano was carried out. Song E sat in the first row to cheer for Li Sidan. He felt very proud. There were more than a dozen female teachers in the school who loved music classes very much.

, I especially like the atmosphere on site, which is also a special feature of the school. Therefore, Li Sidan is very popular among the students of the school.

At the beginning, Li Sidan wore a set of things that looked like aliens? She came out and wore headsets. As soon as she walked out, she smiled and said, "Students, after nearly two months of training, our school

The music ranks first in the city, and the music potential of our students has been stimulated. There are already fifteen students in our school who have signed an appointment with a record company. I wish them a blessing and hope

There are more classmates who can sign contracts, and in the future, you will be big stars."

The audience cheered, and Tang Ye said in his heart: "Haha, you will make a fool of yourself later." "Now, I will teach you to sing a song first. I will sing the most difficult songs to sing first, and then analyze them one by one.

"As he said that, he put on a McJackson's egg-touching look. The hundreds of girls present were all screaming, and some even jumped up.

Tang Ye was very disgusted with the love of women. But he was very happy inside because he knew that Li Sidan was about to make a fool of himself.

Li Sidan sang a sentence and found that there was no sound. She immediately took off the headset, her hand was numb, and she immediately threw the headset to the ground. He immediately said, "Sorry, my headset is broken, so I'll use a microphone."

Sing, just that, I danced, and I didn’t dance perfectly.”

"Let me find another headset." The students all said in unison. "No, my headset is imported from Japan, and other headsets do not have such good sound quality." As he said that, he turned around and plugged in the microphone.

Because the universal glue is transparent, it cannot be seen, and Li Sidan is anxious to sing songs, so he didn't pay attention.

His habit is to always sing his lips next to the microphone, so as soon as he sang a sentence, the voice broke down. Tang Ye smiled and said, "Look, do you still have a glory?" Li Sidan felt that his lips were trapped by the microphone and wanted to move.

He couldn't move, but he couldn't speak it out. He wanted to continue singing, but his lips were stuck tightly and his words were all gushy, and the students couldn't hear it clearly.

When the instrument administrator Lao Shi saw this scene, he immediately knew that Tang Ye had tampered with it. But after he collected the money, he naturally did not dare to say anything. Li Sidan waved his hand to the students and signaled to wait. He turned his head and walked in.

Backstage, the students didn’t know what was going on, and they thought the music teacher had a cold today.

Li Sidan walked to the backstage and immediately found Ren Yan, soaked his mouth in it, and soaked it with the microphone. After soaking for about three minutes, he slowly removed his mouth. Even so, the skin still fell off.

"What's going on?" Li Sidan said angrily, turned his head and saw a bottle of universal glue on the cabinet above the drawer. He immediately understood and said to himself: "Maybe it was when the bottle of glue fell down.

It was on top." Then he appeared again and said with a smile: "Sorry, some problems just happened. Now I have to sing with you while talking about the piano."

The students in the audience didn't understand what was going on, but they were not expecting Teacher Li Sidan to sing. Tang Yexin said: "Continue to make a fool of yourself. He took out his phone and turned on the recording. It was a cat game."

"I'll have a fairy tale." Li Sidan sat in front of the piano and started playing with a smile. After playing it a few times, he found that his fingers were stuck again and could not move even if he wanted to. This was really not good.

It was so ugly. Tang Ye took the opportunity to attack and immediately put down the recording.

Below the piano was a speaker entrance. With a "boom", the loudspeakers in the audience were played out. Everyone in the audience looked at each other and couldn't help but want to laugh, and some laughed directly. Li Sidan

The teacher farted and could hear it clearly on the whole scene. Lao Shi also laughed, but he didn't know that this was the one who did Tang Ye.

Li Sidan also wondered: "Did I fart?" Just as he finished thinking, he immediately whispered, and everyone in the audience collapsed, and some people burst into laughter. However, Song E couldn't laugh or cry, thinking that this was really too

All the teachers were stunned. But Tang Ye did not restrain himself and immediately released the third one. The sound of the sound lasted for three seconds, which made Li Sidan feel ashamed.

Li Sidan blushed, lowered his head, and said to the trumpet on the piano: "It's not that I fart." It's okay if I don't say it, but when the students really couldn't help it, they all laughed. Li Sidan was so angry

After a sudden pull, the skin was peeled off, and he stood up in anger and said, "Students, I used another method to teach everyone music. This is an art. Please take it seriously.

.”

This was really a big deal, and the fire was added. The students were almost fainting and laughing. Li Sidan had to say, "Today's concert was cancelled. Everyone can learn it by themselves here. I won't teach you."

He turned around and took big strides and walked towards the backstage.

Lao Shi looked at Tang Ye, Tang Ye smiled and looked at him, and showed two fingers to prove that he had won. Lao Shi was quickly called into the backstage, and Li Sidan asked, "What's wrong? As you

Musical instrument administrator, what did you do?" He was so angry.

Tang Ye also walked in and said with a smile: "Teacher, why don't you sing? I have signed a dance contract. I want to practice my musical talent again. Maybe I can become a big star like Andy Lau in the future. I think you sing.

Very good,"

When Li Sidan saw Tang Ye walking in, he said, "Is it your fault?" He looked suspicious. "What the hell?"

"Stop pretending, it must be you, I applied glue to the instrument, right?" Li Sidan said angrily. Song E was beside him, with big eyes open and looking at Tang Ye. "Teacher, you mean, that microphone

There is glue on it?" Tang Ye looked innocent.

Li Sidan looked at Tang Ye, and it didn't seem to be disguising. In fact, Tang Ye had long been used to disguising. This problem was not difficult for him at all. He was laughing in his heart. This is called killing a chicken.

He also came to the funeral of the chicken to show his kindness. Li Sidan said: "There is no business here, so don't come in randomly."
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