Chapter 281 I peed on his face
Li Muzi is a big shot in the upper class, so her words are still very useful, so these reporters all left happily.
I said to Li Muzi: "Isn't it like this? Just because I scolded Jiang Chunfeng in public, can I get an exclusive interview opportunity?"
Li Muzi glanced at me meaningfully, "You are such a stupid young man. Who is Jiang Chunfeng? He is a man who can influence everything in the provincial capital and even the whole province. You scolded him in public and said that he is a member of society.
You scoundrel, reporters must think they will catch the gimmick, so can they not interview you?"
I said: "Then when she interviews me exclusively, I have to bury this old guy Jiang Chunfeng."
Li Muzi said: "You can't talk nonsense. If you spread rumors about someone like him, he could take you to court for violating your reputation. You have to tell the truth."
I said: "I don't know what's true!"
Li Muzi smiled and leaned into my ear...
As I listened, my mouth opened involuntarily, "Nima, is this true?"
Li Muzi said: "The reason why I became a mortal enemy with him is because of this incident. This is quite shocking information."
I said: "This material is too strong."
While we were chatting, the auctioneer from the auction house came in. This auctioneer was a very sexy woman, wearing a hot business suit, and her red lips were as beautiful as fire.
Along with the auctioneer, there were also notaries from three notary offices.
The auctioneer stood in front of the auction booth, introduced himself enthusiastically, and then formally explained the auction rules.
"For all items in this auction, the bidding increase is 50,000 yuan or a multiple of 50,000 yuan. If the item fails to be auctioned, the auction house will take it back. If the transaction is completed, the buyer must complete the payment transaction on the same day, otherwise additional delay compensation will be added according to the auction law.
, if the buyer is ultimately unable to afford..."
After the usual opening remarks, the auctioneer began to display the first item.
A sexy girl dressed as a bunny came up carrying a square plate with a scroll of paintings on it.
The auctioneer took the scroll and slowly unfolded it. The long river in the scroll was flowing with majestic force. The waves rose and fell, making people feel as if there were splashes of water in front of them, and they were personally facing a wave that could not be resisted by human beings. It was astonishing.
The auctioneer said with a sweet smile: "If there are any experts here who know painting, you should be able to know whose hand this is from without looking at the signature below, right?"
"I know that the Great River Picture by Sun Guangyou, our country's youngest contemporary national treasure-level painter, is definitely authentic based on his painting skills and momentum."
I didn't expect that Qiao Liang actually knew how to paint. He was the first to name the painting.
The auctioneer applauded Qiao Liang twice, and then unfolded the scroll completely. At the bottom of the scroll were written the words "Big River Picture" and signed Sun Guangyou.
"Mr. Sun Guangyou's original painting of the Great River, the starting price is 150,000, everyone can bid." The auctioneer quoted a low price, then rolled up the Great River painting and put it back on the square plate in Baby Rabbit's hand.
As soon as the auctioneer finished quoting the price, Jiang Chunfeng raised his hand and said directly: "250,000! The market price of Mr. Sun Guangyou's paintings is between 200,000 and 250,000. The price I paid is absolutely reasonable. The momentum of the Great River Picture
I like it very much and it’s perfect for my office.”
"500,000!" Li Muzi raised his hand without hesitation and doubled the price.
Even I didn't expect that when the first auction item came out, Li Muzi and Jiang Chunfeng would fight.
I asked Li Muzi in a low voice, "Isn't this one of the three things you want? Why pay such a high price for Mao?"
Li Muzi told me, "The value of the first auction item is definitely not as high as the later ones, but if Jiang Chunfeng takes action, I have to offer it. Whoever can grab the first auction is of great significance."
Sweat! I really can’t understand the world of rich people.
Jiang Chunfeng smiled and glanced at us, then raised his hand and said in a calm tone: "I said I want this painting to be displayed in my office. Even if it's not worth it, I still want it, 1 million."
This old guy was even more cruel and doubled the price again.
There was a sound of gasping in the whole auction hall. Although the people sitting here are all rich people, but someone spent 1 million to buy a painting with a market price of only 250,000. The magnanimity of someone is quite amazing.
I quickly asked Li Muzi, "They have offered 1 million, how much do you offer?"
Li Muzi burst into laughter, and she answered me loudly on purpose, "I don't understand painting at all, and I am a woman, and I am not worthy of such an impressive painting of the river. I just deliberately carried the price for him!"
Wow!
Although the rich people pay attention to their demeanor, after hearing Li Muzi's words, half of them couldn't help laughing.
Jiang Chunfeng didn't think so. He turned to Li Muzi and said, "Muzi, you are still so naughty."
Li Muzi smiled slightly, and then said to me in the smallest voice, "I'm embarrassed to scold him, you continue."
I figured it out. Li Muzi just wanted me to make jokes, so I would do my best. I raised my finger and pointed at Jiang Chunfeng, "You old guy is more naughty. No, you are just playing tricks."
cough!
Li Chunfeng was so angry that I coughed. This time he couldn't keep his smile. This guy's old face sank and his eyes became extremely fierce.
Jiang Yang stood up so angry that he pointed at me and cursed, "You little bastard, are you looking for death? Believe it or not, as long as you walk out of the auction house today, I will kill you?"
I said: "Mr. Jiang Yang, please maintain your grace. I am joking with your father. Why are you, a child, interrupting?"
Wow!
My words caused a burst of laughter. In fact, I am several years younger than Jiang Yang, but anyone with long eyes can see that, but now I actually said that Jiang Yang is a child.
Jiang Yangyang was so angry that he wanted to scold me, but there were several reporters taking pictures of him. Jiang Chunfeng quickly grabbed him and pulled him to sit down.
At this time, the auctioneer hurriedly smoothed things over. The sexy woman picked up the wooden hammer and asked everyone, "Now that Mr. Jiang has bid 1 million, do you have any more bids?"
"Once in a million!"
"Twice a million!"
"One million three times, deal done!" The auctioneer knocked the hammer, then clapped his hands and said, "Congratulations to Mr. Jiang for winning the auction for Mr. Sun Guangyou's original work, "The Great River"."
Li Muzi smiled and took the lead in applauding, and deliberately looked at Jiang Chunfeng and smiled.
There was sparse applause in the entire auction hall, but Jiang Chunfeng's face no longer had the same calm smile.
After the Big River Picture was auctioned, the second item started to be auctioned immediately. When I first came here, I was quite curious about the auction, but after seeing the items that were auctioned two years ago, I felt it was boring.
The so-called auction is just like a game for rich people. To them, money is just a series of numbers. When will I become such a wealthy person?
Unknowingly, my energy began to lose concentration. I began to fantasize about how I would start a business and how I could complete primitive accumulation as soon as possible...
I took pictures of several items in a row, and I didn’t even remember what I was taking pictures of.
At this moment, Li Muzi nudged me with his elbow, which woke me up from my own world. I looked at her and said, "What's the matter?"
Li Muzi glanced at Jiang Chunfeng and said, "Jiang Yang went out just now. You'd better go out with him and have a look. I suspect he may want to find someone to cause trouble for us."
"He dares!" He gritted his teeth, got up and slipped out.
I walked around outside the auction house but couldn't find Jiang Yang, so I was confused, where did this bastard go?
I stood on the steps outside the door and lit a cigarette. After taking two puffs, I suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate.
Huh!
Suddenly I had an idea, Jiang Yang had to go to the toilet, right? So I ran to the bathroom with a cigarette in my mouth. The bathroom in the auction house also had a partition like that. As soon as I entered, I smelled a foul smell.
Damn, because I wanted to find Jiang Yang, I was very gentle when I came in. Even if I smell this smell, I have to endure it.
Then I heard someone talking in a small partition in the middle, "Yes, I was really shitting, so I just took this time to call you."
Hehe! I guessed it right, it was Jiang Yang’s voice.
I quietly opened the partition door next to Jiang Yang and got in. At this time Jiang Yang spoke again, "I said that boy's name is Tang Jun. Damn it, I have to kill him. You quickly find a few people and bring this guy with you." .”
Damn it! Li Muzi guessed it right. This guy wants to find someone to deal with me.
I stood on the toilet and looked next door. Jiang Yang had half of his pants down and was sitting on the toilet, defecating. I went there and the stench came from him.
Jiang Yang didn't notice that I was peeking at him, and he continued: "You should find a good person first, I am now..."
You ***, the more I listened, the angrier I became, so I threw half of the cigarette butt at his collar.
Ouch!
Before Jiang Yang could tell where he was, he shook his hand and dropped the phone. The cigarette butt got into his collar, and the boy turned his hand and pulled it on his back, screaming in pain.
Hehe! I feel so beautiful. If you fuck me behind my back, I can’t burn you to death.
But I think I can't be too bad. I'll throw a cigarette butt for you and help him put out the fire. So I stood on the toilet, opened the door of my pants, then with all my strength, I turned on the water. .
With my physical fitness and my kidney power, my water line rushed up high, jumped over the partition and poured water into the next door.
"Hey! Where did the water come from? Damn, who is peeing next to me? I'm such a fool. You peed all over my face. Who the hell are you?!" Jiang Yang scolded next door. I can feel it here. His anger.
But I knew he couldn't run away. This kid was taking a shit. He couldn't just rush out without wiping his butt. That would be too disgusting.
So while I still had the strength to urinate, I started to shake it from side to side, so that the area to urinate would be larger.
Jiang Yang was angrily beating the partition board over there, "Ni Mala next door, who the hell are you? Are you looking for death?"
After I finished urinating, I quickly put the thing away and walked away quickly. From the beginning to the end, I didn't make a sound. Even if Jiang Yang knew it was me, there was no evidence. The person who did this bad thing is really a beautiful person. !I smiled and applauded myself!
When I returned to the auction room, the competition here was heating up. It turned out that the property rights of the old building on Zhong Street had begun to be auctioned.
This old building seems to be of great commercial value. Not only Li Muzi and Jiang Chunfeng are fighting for it, but other powerful local tycoons are also participating.
When I came back, Li Muzi happened to call the price, and the property rights of the old building were suddenly pushed to a high price of 43 million.
I sat back next to her, and Li Muzi asked me, "How was it?"
I said: "We caught him. You guessed it right. This guy is squatting in the latrine and calling someone."
Li Muzi raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a sexy and enigmatic smile, "Then you didn't deal with him?"
I chuckled and said proudly: "I peed all over his face!"
Poof!
Chapter completed!