Chapter 316: One King and Two Joes(1/2)
ps: This chapter is updated for Joe 760901, who has always supported hand-covering!
Facing this brick of mine, Yue Laosan hid very quickly, and I also knew that I couldn't hit him with just this brick.
However, Lin Jiao was very tricky with the steel pipe. She predicted Yue Laosan's trajectory to avoid the bricks, and the steel pipe hit his head.
"Hey!" Yue Laosan exclaimed, blocking with his left arm and retreating at the same time.
The steel pipe didn't hit Yue Laosan's head, but it hit his left arm with a loud bang. I guarantee that even if Yue Laosan's bones weren't broken, it would still hurt so much that his heart was pounding.
correct.
But even if Yue Laosan's head was not hit by the steel pipe, he could not escape his unlucky fate because there was Qiao Liang behind him!
"Brother, try my old punch!" Qiao Liang screamed strangely, and punched Yue Laosan in the back.
Hehe! I want to laugh just looking at it. Your three buddies are trying to deal with me one after another, but they are unlucky one after another and still don’t stop. That’s because you are making yourself uncomfortable.
Yue Laosan couldn't dodge this time, Qiao Liang's punch hit him firmly on the back.
Come on, Qiao Liang told me before that hard qigong is not only about getting beaten hard, but also about beating people very violently. It seems that he really didn't lie to me.
Yue Laosan let out a cry when he was hit by Yue Liang's punch. His body arched back in an exaggerated arc and he stumbled forward several steps. The pain made his face turn purple and several veins bulged on his forehead.
Then I rushed over. There was a brick in my brother's left hand, which happened to be placed on Yue Laosan's head.
Damn it, this old guy has also practiced hard qigong, right? I slapped a brick on it and actually broke all the bricks.
Okay, I made a mistake. This old bastard obviously doesn't know how to do Qigong, because his head was bleeding after I slapped it on him.
"What a fool!" Yue Laosan cursed, holding his head with both hands and still kicking me.
But as soon as he lifted his leg, Lin Jiao whipped it down with a steel pipe.
Ouch!
Yue Laosan was in pain, so he lowered his hands and hugged his legs.
Then the three of us surrounded Yue Laosan in a tacit understanding and started punching and kicking him.
Damn! Man, I’ve been beaten up by a group of people a few times since I started working. It seems like I haven’t found the feeling of beating others in a group for a long time. Why does this feel so good?
But Yue Laosan was miserable. Although he was also a retired mercenary, he was not as strong as Ye Laoer. He was beaten so hard by the three of us that he screamed and screamed a little out of tune.
As I was beating him, I said, "Why doesn't this kid vomit blood? If I don't beat him, I feel uncomfortable."
Lin Jiao said: "Then play a little longer, and your wish will definitely be fulfilled today."
Ha! My Jiaojiao is really a bit violent, and she actually said she wanted to beat her for a while longer.
Qiao Liang was even more amused, he said, you two helped me hold him down, but I don't believe that with my hard Qigong, I can't make him see red with one punch.
"Nah! You three bastards, you are not going to be fine!" After hearing what we said, Yue Laosan was so angry that he yelled at us.
I said, "Why don't you think about whether you can be okay first?"
As I said this, I held down both of his arms. Lin Jiao also cooperated, turning to the back and using the intersecting lock technique to fix his legs.
Qiao Liang squatted down and punched Yue Laosan in the chest.
puff!
This time Yue Laosan really vomited blood. Not only did he vomit blood, but his sternum also made several cracking sounds.
"It's done!" Qiao Liang jumped far back and shook his fist proudly.
This time we didn't need to hold him down, Yue Laosan couldn't move, and he even rolled his eyes. It seemed that Qiao Liang's punch was really hard.
It was snowing a lot at this time, and the three of us all had a lot of snowflakes falling on our bodies, making us look like whiteheads. However, Lin Jiao was still as beautiful even with snow on her head, and she looked even more delicate.
I said, "Now that we've beaten people, is it time to call it a day?"
Qiao Liang said: "No, we have injured everyone. If we leave things alone, something will probably happen. We should call the police and let the police deal with the aftermath."
Lin Jiao said: "I am the police, leave this matter to me."
Yes, although Lin Jiao is no longer in the criminal police team, she is still a female police officer. I rang the phone and several police cars arrived in a short while.
Lin Jiao said: "Really, I have a day off today and I wanted to hang out with you. Unfortunately, I have to go back and wipe your ass this time."
I said, "Who made this happen here? Let's wait for Zhou Tian. I will take the initiative to find you."
Lin Jiao said: "It's a deal, don't forget it!"
After saying this, Lin Jiao followed the police car and left. With her explaining the matter to us, Qiao Liang and I didn't have to go through the trouble of recording a confession.
After the police car left, Qiao Liang winked at me and said, "You are so lucky, a woman is responsible for even wiping your butt, hehe!"
"Of course, I..." I realized halfway through what Old Qiao said that something was wrong, "Your sister, this one is wiping your ass, not that one. You are an old man, so don't be so disrespectful to me, okay?"
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"Bah! You're an old man. I'm not even forty yet, how old am I?" Qiao Liang yelled at me, pulling her neck, "I'm telling you, brother, I can do seven times a night without any problem. How dare you accuse me?"
old?"
wipe!
Brother, I seriously despised Qiao Liang, "Why don't you brag and delay your growth? Seven times a night, why don't you say you can deal with seven girls at once?"
"It's impossible to fight seven women at once, but one king and two women are no problem." Qiao Liang touched his chin and said with a bad smile: "It should be called 3p!"
"Okay, I don't want to listen to you, let's get out of the way and stop eating snow here." I said as I opened the door of Qiao Liang's BMW and got in first.
Qiao Liang also got in the car and said while driving: "Brother, do you have any good bathing centers in city A? Being caught in the snow is as uncomfortable as being caught in the rain. Let's go take a dip in the big pool."
"Yes, but I can't take you to a very nice place. Find a place where I can go for free." I said while giving directions and asked him to drive towards Hongxing.
When we arrived at Hongxing, we soaked in the hot pool for more than half an hour. I didn't really like hot pools in the past, except for the hot springs, but after soaking with Qiao Liang, I realized that it was really comfortable to soak in the hot water.
Qiao Liang had enough sex and felt energetic again. He asked me, "Are there any beautiful girls here? Why don't you find some for me, big brother, and I'll show you my strength as a threesome."
puff!
I was almost teased by him, and I said: "Of course there are beautiful girls in this place, but... you are the only one..."
"Oh no, what's your tone? Do you really think I'm not good at it? Have you forgotten that I know how to do Qigong?" Lao Qiao said while bulging his pectoralis major muscles.
I said, "Okay, if you want to play for a while, I'll find one for you. Just stop bragging."
We both washed and rubbed, then put on our bathing suits and went to the lounge.
I directly asked No. 12 to come and press my feet, and Qiao Liang casually waited in line. When No. 12 came over, I saw Lu Lu again.
Last time I caught Ye Laoer, Lu Lu indirectly helped, so I would be embarrassed to stop her from going back to work again.
Although Lu Lu has made many mistakes in the past, she has to admit that she is indeed attractive, especially with her little whipped hair, which is both sexy and energetic.
When she was pressing Qiao Liang's feet, Qiao Liang became even more talkative. First, she asked how old Lu Lu was and whether she had a boyfriend. She also praised her beauty and said she wanted to buy Lu Lu a lollipop.
After listening to Qiao Liang's words, No. 12 and I almost stopped laughing. I said, "Brother, can you please calm down? How old are these people, and you still buy them lollipops?"
Lu Lu also laughed and said in a joking tone: "This big brother means to let me eat his lollipop. He is really an old pervert."
"Oh, I told you, I'm not old." After hearing the words "old pervert", Qiao Liang started to defend again, "Well, you are number 9, right? Little 9, let me tell you, we can do that in a while
Give it a try, and then you will know whether I am old or not."
Sweat! I admit that Brother Lao Qiao is not old anymore, he has a more impatient heart than young people.
Lu Lu winked at Lao Qiao and said, "Okay, let's go upstairs and give it a try later."
On the 12th, he even asked me in a low voice, "Brother Jun, do you want to go up today and let others serve you?"
I was struggling a little in my mind, whether I should go up or not. At this moment, two female guests came in at the door of the lounge.
There are very few female customers in a place like Hongxing, and even fewer can enter the lounge.
What is even more eye-catching is that the two girls are both young and beautiful, and quite public. They came in hand in hand and were laughing and chatting.
"Xiaojun, you are so interesting. Thin yellow can do it, and thick eggplant can handle it. I don't believe it!"
"Sister Fei, don't believe it. I've seen European and American blockbusters. Those who can put their fists in are all made with thick tools."
"Oh! Let's keep our voices down when we say such shameful things, how embarrassing it would be for others to hear us!"
"Shh! Keep your voice down."
I'm going to strangle you, but you keep your voice down, maybe because you're afraid that others won't hear you? Where did this come from? I need to take a closer look.
So I sat up and looked at these two girls, and they happened to come towards me.
Damn! I just heard them calling each other Xiaojun and Sister Fei, so I suspected that they were acquaintances. When they got closer, I saw clearly that they were really Pei Fei and Xiaojun.
I don’t need to introduce Pei Fei, she is the daughter of the dean of the Second Hospital and Cai Bin’s lover; Xiaojun is the daughter of Mao Laosi, the owner of the Crystal Palace, that non-mainstream person. Although I have only met her once, my impression is very different.
Very deep.
I waved to them, "Hey! Why are you two here?"
When Pei Fei heard my voice, she was not surprised. She pulled Xiaojun to my side, waved her little hand towards me and said, "Brother Jun, why don't you come here to see the lady?"
puff!
This girl's talk is so outrageous. Do I look like someone looking for a lady? Well, I did something with No. 12. Although there is no charge, it is the same as looking for a lady.
To be continued...