Chapter 396 Wash first and then be rough!
The Hip-Hop Street Dance Group proposed a dance battle. Qiao Liang and Wu Wang looked at each other. Both of them were martial arts masters and were more competitive than ordinary people. Of course they both agreed.
Qiao Liang said: "Let's fight! But as we have agreed, we have never learned hip-hop dance, so we can't fight like you professional dancers."
"Then how do you want to fight?" The young man who just raised the challenge asked, tilting his neck.
Qiao Liang said: "We let the friends who are watching be the judges. Let the audience comment on what music to choose and what movements to use. Whoever of us can meet everyone's requirements will be the winner."
"That's right." Wuwu waved his fist, "This is only fair."
"Okay!" The young man who proposed the challenge nodded and shouted to the crowd of spectators, "Did you hear that? What do you want to see, and who do you want to jump first? You are the protagonist today, and you have the final say."
As soon as this kid shouted, the other members of Xuan Era also started to cheer, and they were all so awesome, as if Qiao Liang and Wu Wang had no chance of winning.
At this time, the little Loli grabbed my hair and said, "Uncle, come up, let's make demands to them."
Wipe it! This little girl is full of bad ideas, and sometimes she is smarter than us adults. She wants to make demands, which seems to be a great thing.
So I squeezed out from the crowd and attracted the attention of the onlookers as soon as I got off the stage.
I pretended not to know Qiao Liang and Wu Wang. They were not stupid either. They seemed quite surprised to see me, but they didn't say anything.
The little Lolita is also very smart. She doesn’t say hello to Qiao Liang and Wuwang, but directly acts cute towards the young people of the dazzling era.
"Brother, you are such a good hip-hop dancer. I would like to make a request, can you dance first?" The little girl sat on my shoulders and asked in a deliberately soft tone.
A cute and pretty little girl like Xiao Shiyue can definitely win the favor of anyone. The young man who proposed the challenge laughed immediately, and put on a smile like the big brother next door and said: "Little sister, tell me,
Want to see us dance."
Little Loli said: "I really like watching the big brothers do somersaults. Can you complete the dance with somersaults?"
"No problem!" The boy patted his chest and said, "The big brothers can do more than fifty somersaults in a row. Tell me, what kind of music should it be paired with?"
The little Loli raised her index finger and pointed at her little face, pretending to be innocent and said: "Can it be paired with any music? Brother, I'm afraid you can't do it!"
"Of course it will work. Just tell me, what kind of music should it go with? If you point it out and we say it doesn't work, we will lose." This kid is quite confident, and he actually dares to say such things.
The little Lolita clapped her little hands and said, "Wow, that's great. There is a very popular song now called... "Uneasy". You can do somersaults to this music."
Wow! Poof...
The little girl called out the title of the song "Uneasy", and the onlookers were in an uproar, and some people burst into laughter. When the divine song came out, so many people were scared to death. The rhythm of this song required a hip-hop dance with somersaults,
Even when Sun Wukong comes, I have to cry.
I couldn't even hold it back, I almost vomited blood from laughing. Looking at the eight hip-hop boys from the dazzling era, each one's face turned green.
Qiao Liang laughed and cheered on the side, "Kids, you are jumping, doing somersaults and being nervous, you are so awesome."
Wuwang was not as naughty as Lao Qiao. He shook his head and said seriously: "If you ask me to dance, I won't be able to dance. It seems that those of us who have not practiced can't compare with other professionals."
Originally what this kid was telling was the truth, but in other people's ears, it became obvious that he was mocking the other person.
Several members of Xuan Times looked at me and I looked at you. They were speechless after holding back for a long time.
The onlookers are always watching the excitement and are not afraid of big troubles, and many people started to boo.
"Hey! You guys are really jumping."
"Jump quickly, I haven't seen anyone dancing with fear."
"Yes, jump quickly."
One of the eight boys in Xuan Times was a little smarter. This boy stood up and said, "I'm sorry, it's not that we don't dance. To be honest, we have actually practiced this song, but it's no coincidence that we played it today."
There is no song like "Uneasy" on the speakers."
"Oh! That's right, we don't have this song."
"That's right, it doesn't mean we can't dance."
The other members of Xuan Times also said the same, and the relaxed expressions returned to their faces. Qiao Liang and Wu Wang were originally laughing, but when they heard this, their faces became elongated.
Damn it! If these guys are allowed to escape this test, I can't agree to it.
I took out my cell phone, shook it, and deliberately raised my voice and said, "It's okay. Now I can upload it on my cell phone. I'm going to play the next song, and I'll make sure you can jump on it."
Wow!
Now the enthusiasm of the onlookers was ignited again. In fact, no one was stupid. We Chinese people just have the habit of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big troubles. Many people followed and started making noises.
"Young man, hurry up and download it, we are waiting to see."
"Oh oh oh, someone can feel anxious now."
This time, the eight people in the Xuan era were confused again. The shortest boy suddenly covered his stomach and waved loudly, saying: "Ouch, I have a stomachache. Please excuse me, I have to go to the toilet."
With this kid taking the lead, two of the stronger ones ran to the sound system, and while they were lifting the sound system, one of them explained to everyone, "Well, our sound system was stuck just now. Let's take it out and fix it in a while."
Just come back."
The boy who started the fight and wanted to fight Qiao Liang and Wuwang was also timid this time. He said loudly: "I remembered, my wife gave birth to a baby today, and I just got a call. It seems to be dystocia. I need to see it."
My wife is going."
After the boy finished speaking, he separated from the crowd and ran away.
coax!
Four of the eight people in Xuanshi ran away at once, causing a round of boos from the crowd.
Especially this kid just now, you have been standing here, when did you answer the phone? Your wife is having a difficult delivery, you look like you are seventeen or eighteen years old at most, where did you get your wife?
The remaining four reacted more slowly, but they also started to find reasons.
One said he had a bad heart and it was too hot and wanted to buy a drink; the other said his father was bleeding heavily and had to go to the hospital to take care of him. ***, can your father still bleed heavily? Hemorrhoids?
The remaining two reasons were even more bizarre. One said she had an ectopic pregnancy; the other said she had bird flu.
I'm going to kill you, it's bird flu, why didn't you say that you were rushing to take Malaysia Airlines? Don't lose contact after a while! Well, in 10 years, Malaysia Airlines had not had any major problems!
As soon as the eight hip-hop boys left, the onlookers dispersed amidst boos. Qiao Liang rushed to me, excitedly hugged the little Lolita, kissed the little girl on the face, and then said with a smile: "Little girl
Girl, you are so awesome, tell me what you want, and uncle will buy it for you."
The little Loli blinked and said, "Uncle, it's time to shave your beard. Not only did you eat my tofu, but you also stabbed me."
"I'll wipe it!" Lao Qiao rolled his eyes at the little girl's words.
Little Loli then said: "But since you want to buy something for me, I won't make it difficult for you, but you are not allowed to stay at your relatives' homes in the future. They are not just random women."
puff!
Wang Tingting and I were about to die laughing. At this moment, Deng Cai'er also came over and was also made to giggle by the pistachio of the little Lolita.
Lao Qiao smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I give up. Tell me, what do you want uncle to buy you?"
Little Loli said: "If someone wants a tablet computer, there is a boy in our school who shows off with a broken tablet every day. Little Yueyue also wants one, and it is better than him. He will be very angry when the time comes."
wipe!
Children's comparison mentality is sometimes much stronger than that of adults. If you don't satisfy her, she will be depressed for a long time, but if you satisfy her, you are afraid of developing her habit of comparison.
Wang Tingting and I looked at each other. Obviously, we were both a little worried, but Qiao Liang didn't care. He said, "It's easy. I'll buy it for you. I'll take you to the computer store to choose it soon."
"Oh yeah! Uncle, you are so kind, Booji!" Little Loli was happy and kissed Qiao Liang again on the face.
Now Qiao Liang was even happier. He said, "Just make little Yueyue happy today. Who asked you to celebrate the festival? What else do you wish for?"
"Yes!" Little Loli was even more excited this time. She pointed at Jiliu Yongjin and said, "Uncle, go and buy tickets for us, then queue up for us, and we'll get on after we get our numbers."
Well!
Qiao Liang was confused now. The sun on May Day was very poisonous. Those who wanted to play fast and bravely had to queue up in a long line...
But Qiao Liang admitted it. Since he promised the little guy, of course he couldn't make a mistake.
But today, the little Lolita has her eyes on him. After playing Race to the Top, she wants to play Pirate Ship again; after playing Pirate Ship, she wants to play Tunnel Train again...
Wang Tingting, Wuwang and Deng Cai'er and I found a cool place to chat.
I said: "Brother Qiao is such a lively Lei Feng. Originally, I was the one doing all the work of buying tickets and queuing up, but now he does it all."
Wuwang said: "Why do I feel that he is a little reluctant?"
Ha ha……
Wuwu's words made us laugh. By the time the little loli had enough fun, it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon.
After Qiao Liang led the little girl to us, the little girl fanned the wind with her little hands and said, "Wow! I am so tired from playing, but Uncle Qiao is more relaxed. He is only responsible for buying a ticket and standing in line."
puff!
Qiao Liang almost vomited blood after listening to the little girl's words.
I smiled and said: "Brother Qiao, you are working hard today if you are able. Xiao Shiyue still likes to play with you. You can take her away in a while. When you buy her a tablet to play with, you can just send her back to us."
"
Qiao Liang nodded with a grimace and asked me with a resentful expression, "Then what do you want to do?"
I said, "I've been playing with the kids for a long time and I'm a little tired. My eldest baby and I will go home to have some cold drinks and have a rest."
Wang Tingting held my arm and said sweetly: "Then let's go first!"
"I'll wipe it! You two..." Qiao Liang pointed at me and gritted his teeth, but the little Loli held on to his clothes and asked for a tablet, leaving Old Qiao completely speechless.
Wang Tingting smiled and waved to Qiao Liang, and then asked Wuwang and Deng Cai'er what they were doing for a while.
Wuwang scratched his head and said, "I want to take Cai'er to watch a movie, so I won't accompany you anymore."
The young couple walked away hand in hand. Wang Tingting and I ignored Lao Qiao and turned around and walked out of the park.
When I got back to Wang Tingting's house, I hugged her as soon as she entered the house and said, "There is no little girl here today, so I will eat you."
"Let you eat!" Wang Tingting hadn't had sex with me for a long time. There was a touch of charm on her sexy face, and the tip of her tongue lightly traced across her lips, "Be rough!"
It’s been a long time since I heard my big baby begging for roughness, and I felt it right away. However, after walking in the park for a long time today, I was sweating and felt uncomfortable. I held her waist and walked to the bathroom, "
Chapter completed!