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Chapter 213 I am a saint but I was scolded

"Come on, come on! Come on, hurry up and kill this treacherous man who is deceiving the public! The saint is well, the saint lives a hundred years, and the saint will never die!"

The eunuch Ouchi next to the saint was almost going crazy. He himself couldn't remember how many times he had become so angry today.

The unruly man in front of me is too arrogant. He dares to say the word "death" to the saint. Without him, no one can guarantee that the saint will not die today. It is simply unreasonable.

The four sword-carrying guards raised their eyebrows and rushed towards Xiao Han again.

However, this time it was still the same as before. As soon as a few people ran away, they heard the saint shout coldly: "Get back!"

"You!" The saint raised his hand tremblingly, pointed at Xiao Han tremblingly, and said: "Tell me clearly today, who was my right minister killed, and why did I do this today?

die!"

Xiao Han looked calm and took a step forward slowly. Several guards were frightened and quickly stood in front of the saint. As for Li Bi, the prince and He Jian, all had despair on their faces.

They looked at Xiao Han with pleading faces. They didn't say anything, but their expressions clearly said: Brother, we were wrong. We are now grasshoppers on a rope. Just calm down and stop scaring us. Let's

Let’s live for two more days!

Xiao Han raised his hand and pressed it down, indicating that they should not panic, but what he said immediately made Supervisor He sit down on the ground: "Sage, it's not easy for you to be a saint for so many years.

But do you know what a saint is?"

The prince and Li Bi hurriedly helped Superintendent He and couldn't help but scolded him: "Zhang Hu, don't say any more!"

"No, you say it! I want you to say it! No one is allowed to stop him today, he must finish his words!"

This time there was no need for Xiao Han to waste his words. The saint himself also got angry and wanted to see what shocking remarks Xiao Han, the "prophet", could say.

Xiao Han was not polite at all and immediately shocked the world: "A saint is not a thing... it is a position!"

"The saint may still not understand that the saint is the one who should be responsible for the people of the world!"

This time, not only was Supervisor He unable to stand, the prince also felt that his eyesight was turning black, he swayed three times and was about to fall to the ground.

Li Bi could only support Supervisor He with one hand and support the prince with the other, letting the two of them sit down slowly. They would definitely not be able to stand, and if this continued, Li Bi himself would faint.

The saint is the one who should be responsible for the people of the world. Isn't the subtext that the saint is irresponsible?

Although this is correct, it is too strong for you to say it in front of a saint.

Honglian and Yang Taizhen were already happy at this time. For Honglian, Xiao Han was getting better and better.

For Yang Taizhen, she is afraid that Xiao Han, the "prophet", really has prophetic ability. In that case, she, Taizhen, will fall out of favor in front of the saint.

But now it seems that she was overly worried about everything. Based on what this "prophet" did just now, if he can survive today, the three words "Yang Taizhen" have to be written upside down!

The eunuch Ouchi wanted to shout again, and the guard with a knife tried to charge again, but the saint finally got angry, slapped the armrest of the dragon chair and shouted: "I have said it, let him finish what he said. If anyone obstructs him again, I will chop him first."

!”

Xiao Han smiled and thought that this saint was quite enlightened, so he continued: "The saint has been on the throne for so many years, especially in the past twenty years. He has not been in court all day, but only cared about fasting, refining elixirs, and practicing Taoism.

Pray for eternal life.”

"I spend all day chatting with a group of alchemists and causing trouble in the government! Since the Xia, Shang, Eastern, Western Zhou, Qin, Eastern Han, Western Han, Three Kingdoms, Two Jins, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and the Sui Dynasty on top, there have been countless practitioners."

"But have the saints ever seen even one person achieve enlightenment and become an immortal? And have they ever seen even one person achieve the art of immortality?"

"The saint once worshiped Tang Chongwen as his teacher, but Tang Chongwen himself is dead. You still believe in him and believe in immortality. Do you think you are weak or mentally retarded?"

"Gudong!"

Finally, Li Bi couldn't stand anymore, followed in the footsteps of Supervisor He and the Prince, and collapsed on the ground.

Several guards with swords and eunuchs held on to prevent themselves from fainting. They wanted to step forward and capture Xiao Han, but remembering what the saint had just said, they could only grit their teeth and hold back.

Yang Taizhen was overjoyed and had to pretend to be angry on his face. But Hong Lian simply stopped hiding it. He tried his best to suppress the raised corners of his mouth. If the situation wasn't right, he would have given it to Xiao.

Han applauded.

For most of his life, the saint had no other pursuit than seeking immortality. He also had no other hobbies, and his biggest hobby was cultivating immortality.

As a result, you were lucky enough to point at the saint’s nose and cursed the saint’s life-long pursuit and greatest hobby as being mentally retarded and a sign of low intelligence. You are really awesome!

"Does the saint know what the main ingredients of those pills you tinker with all day are? It's copper, CU, the 29th heavy metal in the periodic table of elements!"

"After heavy metal elements enter the human body, they are difficult to be excreted and can cause heavy metal poisoning! Have you heard of Minamata disease?"

"Forget it, if I didn't say it, you must have never heard of it. All you need to know is that it is a disease caused by heavy metal poisoning. In short, heavy metals are harmful substances that others can't avoid, but you still eat them well.

interesting!"

Xiao Han then wanted to say, "You said you are not mentally retarded," but after thinking about it, he changed his statement: "Oh, I don't think you, an idealist, can understand these scientific principles. Let me give you a

Feel it for yourself..."

"That's enough, shut up!"

Finally, the saint could no longer bear it. It is my lifelong wish to practice Taoism, seek immortality, and even become an immortal. You can just belittle me. You dare to say that I have low intelligence, and now you say that I am uneducated!

I am a saint of the Tang Dynasty. When have I ever been pointed at and scolded like this?

"You...you...did you say enough is enough? Did you say enough was enough!!!"

Xiao Han smiled and replied something that made everyone vomit blood: "Sorry, no, I've just started to warm up!"
Chapter completed!
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