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259 Please drive me out of the teacher's door

Sheng Tang wailed and turned back.

Lying on the table almost in grief, he looked pitifully towards Jiang Zhi, "Master, please always pity your disciple. Really, I feel like I just crawled out of the crematorium."

, if you save your life, don’t feed me messy things. I don’t even dare to eat big elbows now..."

"Don't you eat less, big elbow?" Jiang Zhi said with a smile.

Take the paper package in your hand and unfold it little by little.

Sheng Tang stretched his head and took a look, and his heart skipped a beat.

"I go!!"

She really wanted to imitate Xiao Ye's swear words, but sitting across from her was Jiang Zhi, so she changed the word "fuck" all the time.

Jiang Zhi raised his eyelids and asked her with a half-smile, "I'm tired of asking, what did you want to say just now?"

Sheng Tang immediately became possessed by the Good Girl + White Lotus Saint, "Master has learned clearly, and my disciple is of the same mind!"

Jiang Zhi smiled, believing that she had just seen a ghost.

He glanced at the contents of the paper bag.

Sheng Tang had to bite the bullet and take another look, suppressing his nausea.

There was a pile of red powdery stuff, like red pills that had been crushed. It was nothing, even if she had swallowed it on the spot, she would have accepted it.

However, there is something else in the red powder.

This thing is really...even if my uncle can bear it, my uncle can't.

It's not the middle of winter. It's a fleshy thing, which is bigger than a large glass pinball. It's hard to see what it is. It's covered in red powder, which looks scary at first glance.

Even if she couldn't see clearly, Sheng Tang had a hunch that this was meat. Do you really want her to eat it?

...She would rather follow that white shadow to explore the unknown world together!

"What on earth is this?" Sheng Tang looked from left to right and could kill a fly with his brows.

Jiang Zhi had also finished his breakfast. It was still early and he was not in a hurry to contact Jiang Jin.

He said, "If you can't tell it with your eyes, try it with your hands."

Hand... try?

Sheng Tang first cleared the air, "It's not an insect egg, right?"

She had watched the documentary and said, there is something that looks like a small beehive. At first glance, it looks like this, but it is actually insect eggs. When the time comes, if you touch it, countless insects can crawl out of it.

Clean bugs.

When she saw that part, she almost vomited out her overnight meal, and then scratched her arm and the sofa. For this reason, Cheng Qin even touched her head with pretense of pity and said, Poor Tangtang, you

This is a sign of secret fear.

She didn't know whether she had secret fears. In short, from now on, she never wanted to deal with dense things. From then on, she rarely even ate black sesame seeds.

She stared at the thing in front of her. If it was really an insect egg, then she could guarantee that Jiang Zhi would definitely see a very different Tang Xiaoqi today!

"No~~" Jiang Zhi replied lazily.

Sheng Tang raised his eyes and glanced at him...

Should I believe it? What if I cheat on her?

Jiang Zhi raised his eyebrows, signaling her to hurry up.

Sheng Tang sighed heavily in his heart. He would be soft-spoken and play with others... If he has a guilty conscience, he would just die.

She carefully stretched out her index finger, poked at the mass, and then quickly retracted her finger.

"Tang Xiaoqi, your usual fearlessness of heaven and earth is all just an act?" Jiang Zhi said with a smile.

Sheng Tang raised his other hand and waved, "The method of provoking generals is of no use to me. I'm just trying to be careful."

What if something came out and bit her?

After waiting for a short while, seeing that there was no reaction from the thing, I stretched out my finger and poked it. It was really... a bit hard to touch, but...

Sheng Tang checked again and again, and it still felt like it was touching flesh.

"What the hell is this?"

Jiang Zhi was kind this time and said lazily, "Bull eyes."

"Cow...eyes?!"

There were people eating breakfast around. They were startled by the yelling and looked over.

Even the boss's son, who was working hard not far away, raised his head to join in the fun.

Sheng Tang quickly lowered his voice and checked with Jiang Zhi, "Are you lying to me?"

"No." Jiang Zhi said frankly, "It's just a cow's eye. Didn't you touch it?"

Sheng Tang spun his heels and stood up.

"sit down."

All right……

Sheng Tang sat down, turned around, looked at Jiang Zhi solemnly and said, "Master, I beg you, please expel me from the master!"

Jiang Zhi smiled, leaned forward, and met Sheng Tang's eyes, "How can this be done? I like you so much, why am I willing to expel you from the school?"

Sheng Tang was almost crying, pointing at the contents of the paper bag——

"If you let me eat this, I will definitely die."

When Jiang Zhi heard this, he couldn't help but laugh, "Did I tell you to eat it? Why eat it? It's not a barbecue."

When Sheng Tang heard this...

Instantly regained hope!

It's not food...

Not just food.

"Put it on your face." Jiang Zhi added lightly.

Shengtang was excited again!

"ah?"

Apply... on your face?

Sheng Tang couldn't help but hold his breath. He felt that if he breathed more, he could smell the strong smell of cow's eyes.

"...How...wipe it?"

Also, what she is most worried about is whether smearing things on her face will cause allergies? This product looks like it has passed its shelf life. It is a typical three-no product.

Even if she is usually shameless, it doesn't mean that she is really shameless...

Jiang Zhi kindly answered her, "Use an ox's eyeball stained with red medicinal powder to draw a talisman on your face, and you will be fine when you go to the tomb again."

"Are you kidding?" Sheng Tang waved his hand.

But when Jiang Zhi kept looking at her, she was stunned, and then hesitantly asked, "You won't... be serious about it, right?"

"Then what do you think?" Jiang Zhi pointed at the cow's eyes, "I risked being seduced by the female ghost to get this thing for you."

Sheng Tang hurriedly said, "No, no, you have to let me figure it out..."

"You stroke it."

Sheng Tang took a deep breath, spit it out, took another deep breath, and spit it out again... After two back and forths, he finally drew out a line——

"Why do cow eyes ward off evil spirits? If you rub cow eyes on your eyelids, you can see ghosts!"

Jiang Zhi was very interested, "Do you still know this?"

"Hell, this trick is definitely indispensable in film and television works." Sheng Tang said calmly, "If you think about it, it must be based on reality!"

Jiang Zhi thought for a while, "That's just right. Bull's eyes are for seeing ghosts. If you see ghosts, you can kill them with a blood talisman on your face. It can both ward off evil and eliminate harm, killing two birds with one stone."

"I don't--"

"You have to do it even if it doesn't work. You have a strong yin energy, so you can only rely on auxiliary upgrades to fight monsters. Unlike me, I have a strong yang energy, and even female ghosts are afraid of me."

Sheng Tang was about to cry, "Can't we look at the problem with a scientific attitude?"

"So," Jiang Zhi pursed his lips and smiled, "I have to see the essence through your phenomenon."

While talking, the cell phone rang.

It's Jiang Jin.

Jiang Zhi answered the call and after a few words, Jiang Zhi said "OK" and after ending the call, he said to Sheng Tang, "I'm going out for a while. You just stay here and wait for me to come back."

"Are you going to check for ghosts?" Sheng Tang said immediately, "I'll go too!"

"No chance." Jiang Zhi refused, "You can't even be considered recovered from your serious illness, so don't make trouble."

Having said this, he glanced behind her and smiled, "I guess you have more important tasks to complete."

Sheng Tang felt strange. She turned around and saw the boss's son coming towards her with an exercise book in his arms. Seeing her staring at him, he felt generous——
Chapter completed!
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