999 Blind Date Conference(1/2)
Wuzhuang Temple.
The forty-eight disciples of Zhenyuan Daxian, to be precise, were concentrated in the martial arts field.
Li Mu sat in the middle and occupied the seat of Zhenyuan Daxian.
Next to him were two disciples, Gao Cuilan and Lu Ren, and the four-member group of people who went to the scriptures stood aside.
"The Buddha of Lingshan summoned us here, what's the point?" The person who spoke was Taoist Qingyu, the second disciple of Zhenyuan Daxian. The eldest brother Qingjing was turned into a dog, and it was not appropriate to speak on behalf of everyone.
As soon as Zhen Yuan Daxian left, Li Xiaobai gathered everyone together.
The Taoists were a little nervous, and the identity of the disciples of the Earth Immortal Ancestor could not give them a sense of security.
Lingshan Buddha kept saying mercy, but his methods were too disgusting. No one was his opponent in the audience. It would be fine to sing and dance. Anyway, they were all around him, but it was really uncomfortable to become a dog.
"What are you nervous? I won't eat you." Li Mu looked around everyone with a gentle smile, "I have a plan and want to ask you all."
Not nervous?
Shadow Buddha comes, and the ginseng fruit tree falls!
You come, Master is out...
Taoist Master Qingyu smelled the strong smell of conspiracy. He trembled slightly, signaling the narrator's junior brother to be calm and looked up at Li Xiaobai: "Please speak."
"Master Qingyu, let Master agree to me to influence a group of monsters on the way to the west." Li Mu looked at him and said, "But I thought about it and asked Dao Brother Zhenyuan to do these things. After all, I made a great wish to make the world full of love, but it seemed insincere to pretend to be someone else."
"Good." Tang Monk put his hands together.
"According to the Buddha of Lingshan?" Taoist Master Qingyu's unknown premonition became stronger and stronger, and he asked tentatively.
"If you want to have love, you must have feelings first. I plan to solve the marriage problem of Tang Sanzang and others first." Li Mu looked back at his own team of seeking scriptures, "Fellowship needs to be cultivated. It is difficult to travel west, and there are few monsters and gods you encounter. If you spend too short time together, it is difficult to achieve the goal of mutual affection."
Tang Seng silently lowered his head and agreed.
From Guanyin Zen Temple to now, he has met a few opposite sexes. Gao Cuilan is his disciple and his wife. After finally getting married, the few people are still pretended to be Guanyin Bodhisattva. Then he went to Wuzhuang Temple, all of them are Taoist priests.
If the Westward Travel Road is configured in this way, it is too difficult to find a suitable partner. The most important thing is to compete with a few of your own apprentices.
There are more monks and less porridge.
He has already had a grudge against Zhu Bajie because of Gao Cuilan. In the future, he will continue to be jealous of his apprentice because of other women. Will he still want face?
Although he had little communication with his apprentices, deep down, Tang Seng thought he was superior to them.
He is the one that Lingshan Buddha has high hopes for.
Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai in surprise, wondering what he was going to do. If he didn't follow the steps, would his wish be realized?
Zhu Bajie's ears flashed a few times, and he secretly looked at Gao Cuilan, his eyes rolled, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Lingshan Buddha, I don't understand what you mean!" Taoist Master Qingyu frowned and complained in his heart. What does Tang Seng and others have to find a partner have to do with them? Could it be that they still want to be matchmakers?
"Master Qingyu, I plan to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple." Li Mu looked at him and said clearly, "You have also seen that I don't have enough staff here. I want to trouble you brothers and brothers to go everywhere and invite some beautiful female fairies, immortals, kings and princesses to Wuzhuang Temple to participate in this unprecedented blind date meeting."
Deadly silence.
Various expressions were frozen on the faces of the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple.
Lu Ren suddenly looked up at Li Xiaobai. Should he build a stage to show off his talents and turn off the lights, and finally hold hands successfully! If you continue to play like this, the Journey to the West will be completely destroyed!
Gudong!
Taoist Master Qingyu swallowed his saliva and wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "Lingshan Buddha, this is not very good. Wuzhuang Temple is a pure place for Taoist sect after all..."
"It is to take advantage of the reputation of Shi Tongjun to hold this blind date conference!" Li Mu smiled and looked at Qingfeng Mingyue and other three dogs, "Not for Tang Sanzang, but for your fellow disciples, the blind date conference is also imperative. After all, they need love to restore their human form. In Wuzhuang Temple, they can only get the love of brothers and teachers, but the love between men and women is lacking, and they need to be completed."
The eyes of the dogs such as Qingfeng and Mingyue were wide open. They were smart people, so they still didn't understand that the key point in Li Xiaobai's words lies in the relationship between men and women.
But.
With so many handsome brothers in Wuzhuang Temple, what kind of gods and monsters will not open their eyes and fall in love with them?
"Lingshan Buddha, should you wait for Master to come back before making an agreement? Master's tutorial is fast. Even if you delay in Lingshan, you will probably come back in one or two days." Taoist Master Qingyu sweated heavily, and he couldn't imagine how the gods and immortals in the Three Realms would view them once there was a blind date meeting in Wuzhuang Temple. It was too shameful.
"I can make the decision without worrying about Zhenyuan Daxian for such a small matter." Li Mu smiled, "I have the kindness of a living tree to Zhenyuan Daxian, and I guess he wouldn't mind me borrowing his temple."
Pooh!
Who gives you a face?
Didn’t the tree be deceived by your Lingshan Shadow Buddha on both sides?
Also, the master asked the Bodhisattva to save the tree, and it has something to do with you!
The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at Li Xiaobai angrily, clenched their fists one by one, dared not speak out.
Tang Monk blushed with shame, looking at his nose and his nose, Lingshan Buddha became more and more shameless. If he had been, he would never be able to say such words.
"Lingshan Buddha, let's wait for Master to come back!" Qingyu insisted, "After all, the ginseng fruit tree is not yet saved."
"You can't believe in my character or the medical skills of the Bodhisattva?" Li Mu frowned, "or do you not want your fellow brothers to recover from their human body?"
Three dogs and six eyes looked at Taoist Qingyu at the same time.
"..." Taoist Master Qingyu said speechlessly, "Lingshan Buddha, don't make things difficult for younger generations."
"You may be able to understand my magical powers from the blind date conference." Li Mu thought for a while.
"Lingshan Buddha, I really can't make a decision." Taoist Master Qingyu insisted.
puff!
The words have not ended.
His body transformed into a Scottish shepherd.
Everyone was in an uproar.
Taoist Master Qingyu noticed the changes in his body and glanced at him: "You..."
"Mns lack love, responsibility, lack of knowledge of others, and do not know the current affairs, and will never be able to achieve great things." Li Mu looked at him with sympathy and said, "You also need to experience it before you can achieve something."
"Devil, I'll fight with you!" Taoist Master Qingyu's eyes were red, and he was about to pounce on Li Mu.
"You have thought about it. If I can turn you into a dog, I can solidify you in this state forever." Li Mu threatened lightly, "It is the first form at present, and you can recover with love!"
"..." The Scottish Shepherd stopped forcibly, with tears in his eyes, and said to Li Xiaobai's head, "Disciple knows his mistake."
After saying that.
He took the initiative to get together with Qingfeng Mingyue's team.
Then, Taoist Master Qingyu's mentality changed immediately.
From the perspective of a human, you should consider the interests of Wuzhuangguan, but from the perspective of a dog, perhaps a blind date meeting is a good idea.
"Just know your mistake." Li Mu glanced at him and looked at the next Taoist priest again, "Dao you ask for the Taoist brother's name?"
"Lingshan Buddha is polite, the Taoist name Linghui." The newly selected Taoist priest was slender. The moment Li Mu saw him, he was stiff and squeezed out an ugly smile and said.
"Have you made the decision?" Li Mu asked.
Taoist Master Linghui glanced at the elder and second brothers who had become dogs, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and gritted his teeth and said, "Lingshan Buddha, please give me instructions, I am the master."
"Okay, let's plan carefully how to arrange this blind date conference, how to write the invitation, who should be sent to, and what reasons should be used to invite them. Since we have to do it, we must succeed in one fell swoop. After all, the first impression is the most important." Li Mu smiled and looked at him, "It will be difficult to give up halfway, and it will be difficult to match again."
"Just make arrangements for Lingshan Buddha." Taoist Linghui wiped his sweat and said dryly, "I have been practicing for thousands of years, but I don't know anything about love. I'm afraid I can't help much. I'm doing odd jobs and running errands."
"So are younger generations." Looking at Li Xiaobai, who was overshadowing the host, the remaining Wuzhuang Temple disciples showed bitter and uneven faces.
"Look, this is your incompleteness!" Li Mu sighed regretfully and shook his head, "One person has a short plan, three people have a high plan. We should discuss these things."
Snatching power?
That's it!
Lu Ren looked at Li Xiaobai with a black line. The dream-reaching master's style is really domineering...
"There are too few female monsters on the way to the west, so I can't say that I have to go to the heavenly court to find some female fairies to make up the numbers." Li Mu said, "So we must plan the copywriting well, so that those who are obsessed with cultivation can understand that love is eternal..."
Heavenly Court, female fairy?
The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple looked at each other and felt that Lingshan Buddha was so bold that he went to the Heavenly Court to invite the female fairy to come to the earth to attend the blind date meeting, which would bring disaster to Wuzhuang Temple!
"Xiaobai, are you a little too impulsive to go to the Heavenly Court to find the female fairy?" Lu Ren lowered his voice and reminded, "The Jade Emperor is afraid that he will not agree. Don't attract the female fairy at that time, but you will attract the heavenly soldiers and generals."
The cost of failure of dreams is too high, in order to gain the greatest benefit.
He had to consider the consequences of Li Xiaobai's actions, and the Lingshan and Heavenly Court he provoked were almost equivalent to being enemies with heaven and earth.
And the ancestor of the Earth Immortal Zhenyuan Daxian was only forced to surrender, not their comrades-in-arms.
At this moment, he almost thought that Li Xiaobai was going to give up his wish...
"I'll be attracted to it, what are you afraid of?" Li Mu snorted, "It's just right to make a name for you, and you can still walk smoothly in the future."
Taibai Jinxing and Li Shan Laomu went to heaven one after another, but they all received no rewards. Li Mu had to consider what the Jade Emperor thought.
Whether it is sitting in the mountains and watching the tiger fight, or secretly thinking about calculating him.
Nothing is good for him!
More than ten successful dream-realization experiences tell Li Mu that taking the initiative is much more efficient than waiting passively...
To be continued...