Looking at the Bodhisattva Vajra who suddenly twisted his waist and flirted with hips in the direction of Buddhism.

The immortals and gods between heaven and earth showed a moment of dullness.

"Don't be a roezi." The Jade Emperor shook his head slightly and cursed, but the smile in his eyes could not be hidden.

Sure enough, Li Xiaobai was a man who believed in the promise. After talking about it, he went to the Buddhist sect and never perfunctorily dealt with him. He paid great efforts to support him in holding this blind date meeting.

...

"There are so many Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, but they have no power to fight back." Yuanshi Tianzun looked shaking and sighed, "Laojun, there is a heaven beyond the sky. We should break the fourth wall as soon as possible to protect the creatures in our world."

"What the Heavenly Lord said is very much." The look of the Supreme Lord looked a little ugly. Li Xiaobai used his magical powers on others at the moment of disagreement, which brought him great insecurity.

In the world of Journey to the West, Laojun opened the sky and replenished the sky, and he also turned into Buddha...

He has paid too much for this world, and the world pattern is closely related to him.

It can be said that Laojun has deeper feelings for the world than anyone else.

However, the world that Laojun cherishes is so insignificant in Li Xiaobai's eyes. Li Xiaobai wants to destroy order, and whether it is immortals and Buddhas or creatures in the sky and under the earth are regarded as tools by him, just to help him find a way to open the fourth wall.

Li Xiaobai seems kind, but he controls anyone's behavior at will, not caring about their dignity or their thoughts. His behavior is no different from evil spirits.

Thanks to Li Xiaobai's spreading of the Great Way of Love, it did not bring bloody storms to the world.

But what if there are other people in the upper world?

How should they deal with it at that time?

In the final analysis, only by breaking through the fourth wall, entering a higher world, and learning their supernatural powers can we solve the current crisis...

Laojun stared at Li Xiaobai below, and suddenly made up his mind and said, "Tianzun, the old Taoist decided to follow Li Xiaobai's method to walk on and personally realize the possibility of success of the Great Way of Love. Understand other methods of breaking through the fourth wall, please ask a few of you."

"Laojun, you?" Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

"Li Xiaobai is not like joking. He said that Tang Seng and others are the Lord of Destiny and put all the focus on them. But except for Sun Wukong, the other few people have very poor understanding. Therefore, some of us must go on this road." The Supreme Laojun said, "The reason why Li Xiaobai acted recklessly was to force everyone to beat him up according to his path. If he didn't want to be tossed by him, he would find a way to break through. Otherwise, he would continue to torture and not wait for him to find a way to break through the fourth wall, the three realms would be destroyed by him. For both public and private, I must take this opportunity."

Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Daozun looked at each other, and at the same time saluted the Taishang Laojun: "In this way, it will be a labor of Daozu!"

The Supreme Lord nodded and turned to the old mother of Lishan: "Fellow Daoist Lishan, the two Heavenly Venerables will come to enlightenment. You are close to Li Xiaobai. Try to dissuade him as much as possible and don't let his affairs go too far."

"Good." Li Shan's old mother responded.

...

Li Mu's idea is very simple.

He wants to add a little more atmosphere to the lively blind date conference.

He has been tortured by all the gods in the heavenly court. It is obviously unreasonable to catch a sheep and pull the wool.

What's more, the Jade Emperor is now his ally.

But Buddhists have been against him and have no clear behavior of showing goodwill. Of course, the program to cheer them up falls on them and they can also criticize Buddhism.

After all, after Tang Seng and others found a suitable partner, they had to take the path to obtain the scriptures.

This requires cooperation from Lingshan.

What Li Mu didn't expect was that when he hit the Bodhisattva, he also knocked on the people on the blind date stage.

Originally, Sun Wukong was picking and choosing, but when he saw the Bodhisattva above suddenly getting excited, his expression changed slightly, and he quickly stopped being picky and matched with the fairy in purple who was admired by Yaochi.

Influenced by the American Journey, he is also particularly sensitive to purple.

...

The little white dragon and the scorpion spirit formed a pair, and the monk Sha became a lonely man. At the moment when "The Eyebrow Dance" sounded, he knew that he could no longer escape. He hesitated to hold hands with the White Bone Lady showing his favor to him. Regardless of whether it could succeed, he would choose one first.

Lu Ren finally chose the apricot tree spirit, and he wanted to choose a fairy before.

But the fairies in both Yaochi and Moon Palace are obviously different from those in folk stories. When Sun Wukong and Monk Sha completed their match, the fairies would rather find the Jiuyao Star Lord who turned into a dog than have any relationship with him, a mortal.

He can only settle for the second best.

Among the female goblins, the apricot tree spirit has the gentlest personality.

The mouse spirit, spider spirit and other characters are too strong, and Lu Ren is worried that he will be eaten up by these female leprechauns in a flash.

After all, when you are in love, you always have to say something kind of self-centered and do something shameful. You can't always take Li Xiaobai with a big light bulb everywhere.

For him, choosing a partner is first of all for his own safety.

...

When all the members of the Scriptures found a suitable partner.

For Li Mu, the next blind date meeting became garbage time.

He gathered members of the sect to retreat to the side, smiling at the remaining fairies or fairies who chose dogs on the stage, and even VR was not playing for them.

Before, Li Mu carefully prepared VR for every female guest who ran for the election. In his original plan, he planned to let the people from the Buddhist sect choose truly suitable candidates from among them through comparison.

But halfway through the blind date, he suddenly realized that the people in Journey to the West were too reserved, and no matter how much VR was prepared, it would be useless. They met the female fairy and the fairy for the first time.

Like If You Are the One, it is impossible to understand each other through the interaction between female guests and male guests.

Therefore, Li Mu decisively abandoned his previous ideas and had a random match between the couple.

First pair it up, make true love, or something, and try to make it slowly.

Maybe the prizes he set were too generous.

In the end, even none of the dogs on the stage failed and were divided up by the witch and the fairy.

There are no exceptions for the Tibetan mastiff transformed from the black bear spirit, the German shepherd transformed from Lingji Bodhisattva, and the silky stem transformed from the Taibai Venus.

At the end of the blind date, a beautiful woman was squatting with a drooping dog, hanging the blind date stage of "Love at first sight" and now it looks like a pet competition.

When the Bodhisattva danced, the Arhats and Vajra, who were not covered by MV, were filled with righteous indignation. They each held weapons and swept down from the sky to kill Li Xiaobai.

Li Mu turned them into dogs without hesitation. The Star Lords who had not been turned into dogs had already swarmed up, and each of them held a dog and pulled it aside.

I noticed that a community was happening around me. The Bodhisattvas who exited the MV looked particularly gloomy, but they did not dare to attack Li Xiaobai again. The irony facts proved that the gap between them was too big, and they could not take action if they didn't want to make a fool of themselves.

But the scenes that should be said must be said. Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Li Mu: "Wu Tianzun, I have not interfered with the blind date conference, why did I tease me?"

Li Mu smiled and said, "The blind date meeting needs to be entertained." He gently pushed back.

What is surprising is that such a nonsense reason actually made several Bodhisattvas in Buddhism calm down and calm down, which made the people in the Heavenly Court waiting to watch the show disappointed.

In any case, the first blind date conference planned by Li Xiaobai successfully ended.

Everyone on the stage found their own object.

Although the blind date meeting looked a bit terrible, it seemed that it was not worthy of Li Xiaobai's previous huge fuss in the Heavenly Palace, the many immortals and gods watching in the sky did not think so.

In their opinion, the simpler Li Xiaobai's purpose is, the more real the way of love and the fourth wall will be.

then.

After the blind date meeting, all the immortals and gods, whether humans or dogs, have strange thoughts. Maybe it's time to find a partner.

...

The end of the blind date.

Li Mu presented the prize and thoughtfully grouped each couple of lovers, "Tang Dynasty Queen Sun Zi's military strategy, pig Cui, and good-for-hearted dragon and horse spirit", etc., thereby increasing their intimacy.

As for supporting roles such as Taibai and Jinxing, he summarized the past with a sentence of "Beautiful women will last forever" and a sentence of "A good person will last forever."

Taibai Jinxing and others were extremely embarrassed and dared not speak out.

The blind date meeting ended. While the newly formed pairs of Ps were familiar with each other, Li Mu gathered all the bigwigs to solve their questions and considered how to redeploy a new way to learn from the scriptures.

"Tang Seng and others have found a suitable partner. I wonder what plans Wu Tianzun have next?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked, "When they are familiar with each other and understand the great way of love? As far as I know, there are many people in the world who love each other, but those who can understand the supernatural powers of fellow Taoists are almost nothing, let alone break the fourth wall with this."

to be honest.

If it weren't for Li Xiaobai's brilliant record, Yuanshi Tianzun would never have asked such a naive question.

"That's because no one has ever thought about it before, and he has never even thought about it, so how can he realize the truth?" Li Mu smiled, "Food, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are enough to occupy all the thoughts of every pair of mortals in love. Not to mention enlightenment, it is already great to be able to maintain old age together. Besides, the Heavenly Lord thinks that the beautiful love circulating in the world is really pure true love?"

"..." Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.

"Majesty cannot bend, wealth cannot be lustful, you can sacrifice for each other. During the process of falling in love, you have never been moved by a third person..." Li Mu looked around at the boss around him, "Can those lovers meet such conditions? If not, how can you talk about true love?"

"Dream Heaven, in your opinion, what is love?" asked the Jade Emperor, "Can you realize the truth by doing what you said?"

"I don't know either. I only know that love can break the fourth wall, but I don't know anything about how to break it." Li Mu shook his head and looked up at the sky. "Master and others sent me to this world just to make me find a way, and I have only a little understanding of how to do it. Tang Seng and others are the best seeds we have chosen. Whether they can eventually grow into towering trees depends on your help."

"Then the supernatural powers you have?" asked Lingbao Daozun.

"It is the magical powers we obtain from higher civilizations, all of which serve love." Li Mu smiled, "If we had no such magical powers, we would not know that the key to breaking the fourth wall is related to the illusory true love."

"Wu Tianzun, is it because you chose Tang Seng and others? "Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly asked.

"Bodhisattva, I have never targeted anyone specifically. Moreover, because Tang Seng is a Buddhist, I originally wanted to cooperate with you. Who knew that when he came to this point, I turned to the Heavenly Court. Bodhisattva, are you very glad that the Heavenly Court is worse than the Buddhism?" Li Mu said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is silent.

The Jade Emperor frowned.

Li Mu suddenly laughed: "Damage is the blessings that depend on good fortune and the misfortune is the burden. Your Majesty, Bodhisattva, you only see the appearance. But from my perspective, the heaven that I have tortured has far greater opportunities than Buddhism, because many star lords have become dogs and need a kiss of true love to regain their lives. More star lords have personally experienced the love in mv. In Lingshan, they have always regarded turning into dogs as an insult, and they still fight me everywhere. They are conservative and dare not map, and they are still the ones who lose in the end."
To be continued...