"Elder Tang, please come in quickly. The old monk heard that the elder was chosen by the Bodhisattva and went to Lingshan to seek the true scriptures without hesitation. He was deeply admired. He prepared the vegetarian dishes earlier than the day and wanted to sit with Elder Tang to discuss the truth. He looked forward to it day and night, but it was considered that the elder was waiting for it." Elder Jinchi smiled and gave a Buddhist tribute to Tang Monk.

"Old Master, I bow to you!" Seeing that Elder Jinchi was full of wrinkles, his waist was hunched and bent, and he even came out in person, Tang Monk hurriedly returned the greeting, "I have never bowed to you because of the holy grace of the Bodhisattva. I met the Zen temple today, and it was like seeing the Bodhisattva, and I was just right to thank you."

"Please ask for it, Elder Tang." Elder Jinchi said.

"Please ask the elders of the old courtyard." Tang Sengdao.

On the way to climb.

Elder Jinchi looked at Sun Wukong and others behind Tang Seng with his eyes, but he didn't see anyone wearing a package and luggage that could hold a colorful cassock. He couldn't help but frown.

"The owner of the old courtyard, the one with the hairy face and thundering is my apprentice. His personality is a little more irritable, but he abides by the law and will not cause trouble. The handsome one is also my apprentice. The other two and I went along the way to the West to worship Buddha, so they walked together, and they were kind-hearted people." Tang Seng introduced with a smile.

"Everyone is polite." Elder Jinchi nodded to everyone. When he turned around, he glanced at the Jiuxi Zen Staff in Tang Monk's hand and said, "Elder Tang, the old monk worships Guanyin for many years. The Bodhisattva is merciful. Although he does not mind the makeup of the pilgrimage, as Buddhist disciples, we should also pay attention to etiquette for the Bodhisattva."

I was with Li Xiaobai and I didn’t sleep in the open, but after living in the woman’s embroidery room for a few nights, a faint smell of powder was radiating from Tang Seng’s body.

He thought that Elder Jinchi had smelled it, and blushed, and said embarrassedly: "What the owner of the nursing home taught me is that I will take a shower and change my clothes later, and then go to Guanyin Hall to incense..."

After saying a moment, a fragrant wind blew over.

Inside the temple gate, more than a dozen women of Yingying and Yanyan stood on both sides, wearing wreaths, saluting to Tang Monk, and said in a sweet voice: "Welcome to the Guanyin Temple for Elder Tang."

"..." Tang Seng suddenly froze, his head buzzed, "This..."

Lu Ren suddenly widened his eyes and was excited.

Damn it!

That's the taste!

When he saw the banner before, he didn't think anything was there, but when he saw Miss Welcome in the Monk Temple, the feeling of the sitcom he was looking forward to suddenly came up!

Right, this is what he wants to Journey to the West. What's the point of walking on the authentic one?

"Elder Tang, this is the rule of this temple." Elder Jinchi said with a smile, "The most solemn etiquette should be used to receive distinguished guests."

Elder Jinchi lived for more than two hundred years and never did such a thing in a temple that violated common sense.

But the mysterious Poseidon gave him enough confidence to convince him that everything he did was right, so that even Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored it.

What's more, although he worships Guanyin, he never gets any benefits from the Bodhisattva's hands.

The way of immortality is obtained from the black bear spirit.

This time, the legendary brocade robe was given to a unknown Tang monk.

This made Elder Jinchi, who had worshipped Guanyin Bodhisattva for the rest of his life, feel a little resentful, and feels that Guanyin doesn't care about him, a devout believer.

The beauty of Tang Monk's practice was damaged and proved that Guanyin Bodhisattva's vision of choosing people was not good, and it seemed that he could vent his depression in his heart.

"Ten miles are different sounds, hundreds of miles are different." Li Mu smiled and echoed, "Elder Tang, I have long said that the road to the west will be different from what you imagined. Think about Ruth, think about Anne, just be calm..."

"Amitabha." Tang Seng was shocked, and the maids who looked as smiling as flowers suddenly stopped feeling that the feces on their bodies were the same.

"Elder Tang has worked hard all the way. Let's have a meal first. I will serve the elders to take a bath and change clothes. Everything is done. Then I will go to worship the Bodhisattva to show my piety." Elder Jinchi smiled.

"Holy Monk, come with me." A handsome woman approached Tang Monk, smiled slightly at him, and reached out to take over his Zen Staff.

"I will do it myself." Tang Monk blushed and hurriedly took a step back.

Although he was influenced by several romantic films, Tang Monk was still the stubborn monk in his bones.

"Does the holy monk dislike me?" Tears instantly filled the woman's eyes. She looked at Tang Monk and said pitifully.

Tang Monk pondered for a moment, gave a light tribute to the woman, and said with a smile: "The female donor misunderstood, the woman is delicate and weak. As long as she can, letting the woman carry heavy objects is the greatest insult to me. You can lead the way, just follow me."

The woman was stunned and looked at Tang Seng's handsome face, burst into tears and smiled, her eyebrows flashed: "It is worthy of being a holy monk from the Supreme Kingdom of the Heavenly Kingdom, it is really unique."

Love movies are not in vain!

I don’t know if I have learned to pick up girls. I don’t know if I have learned to pick up girls. I don’t feel as shy as before when I met a woman. I even learned to deal with it!

Li Mu's eyes lit up and continued. With his good face, he probably couldn't escape any of the female monsters on Journey to the West. He was really caught by the female fairy. Tang Seng could probably escape by himself...

Sun Wukong was stunned, looked at Tang Monk, and then looked at the woman who seemed to be moved. He looked at the women around him thoughtfully. They were all vulgar fans. It was unlikely that they could understand the great way of love from them. Perhaps, he really needed to find a woman who could see her and go to the world to get on.

Pooh!

rhetoric!

Elder Jinchi felt contemptuous. I want to see, how long can you, the monk Hua, last?

...

Canteen.

Stacks of exquisite vegetarian food are placed on a long table.

Everyone sat on the ground.

Two young and beautiful women sat down close to Tang Monk, one woman clothed a dish for Tang Monk, and the other woman picked up food for him.

Tang Monk was sandwiched between the two women, sweating profusely, and was restless. He looked up at Elder Jinchi, but found that he was sitting there with peace of mind, opened his mouth, and let the woman next to him pick up a vegetable and put it into his mouth.

Elder Jinchi smiled and nodded at him: "Elder Tang, don't be polite."

Tang Monk looked at Li Xiaobai in surprise, as if asking, is this the monk outside the Tang Dynasty, is this the Bodhisattva's temple?

"Accommodating to the local customs." Li Mu smiled and looked at the embarrassing Tang Monk and said in a voice.

Severe treatment is required.

Li Hailong did the right thing, so that he could change Tang Monk's thoughts step by step, making him feel that the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas in Lingshan got married and had children, which was a good phenomenon.

If possible, he would love to have eighty-one difficulties, all of them are the Kingdom of Women!

...

"Boss, I am in the backyard with the black bear spirit. If Tang Seng doesn't submit, the black bear spirit is ready to rob." Li Mu's fingers trembled, and Li Hailong's tweeted message came over, "This blind bear doesn't know what he has made up for. He is determined to compete with Sun Wukong. He will show off his skills in front of me, but I can't persuade him. I am the same guy. If you really start, you will point all at you."

What other reasons can be made?

Murphy's Law.

As long as there is the worst possibility, it will definitely develop in that direction...

Li Mu complained in his heart and replied, "Don't worry, I can't fight. I have already warned Sun Wukong not to do anything."

He was nervously paying attention to the surroundings, feeling nervous.

to be honest.

Although Li Hailong stood on Elder Jinchi's side, who knows how Murphy's Law will be presented?

Because according to the current situation, it is impossible for them to bring the worst consequences to Guanyin Zen Temple...

...

"Holy monk, open your mouth, I will serve you for meals."

opposite.

The woman who served Tang Monk picked up a piece of tofu with chopsticks, blew it in her mouth, and gently sent it to Tang Monk's mouth, and she almost fell into Tang Monk's arms.

Tang Monk was so scared that he dodged repeatedly: "Female donor, I will do it myself..."

"Holy Monk." The woman's mouth sagged and tears surged up again, and she said aggrievedly, "If the holy monk does not eat, I will be inconvenient for my family and will be punished by the elder later and will not be allowed to eat within three days..."

"..." Tang Seng frowned and looked at Elder Jinchi, "The old courtyard owner..."

"Damn it!"

Just at this moment, a sharp shout came from the air.

Li Mu was shocked suddenly, and he was afraid that he would come to whatever he was afraid of. Murphy's law would be on Guanyin Bodhisattva!

"Jinchi, Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Ao Lie, come out to see me." Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on auspicious clouds, floating in the air, his face turned ashen.

She never thought that she would see such a lush scene in her dojo.

The presidency of the temple actually used women to treat guests and lure those who seek the scriptures?

If you come a little later, the woman will probably crawl into Tang Monk’s arms!

What annoyed the Bodhisattva the most was Tang Monk. He had been practicing for decades. When he encountered such an absurd scene, he did not scold him, but instead followed him?

What happened here is spreading, is there any reputation for Buddhism?

...

"Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva has appeared!"

"The Bodhisattva forgives sins. Everything is arranged by the old dean and has nothing to do with us..."

"Bodhisattva, Elder Jinchi spent a lot of money and hired me to come and perform a show. The little woman was fascinated by the ghosts. Please forgive me if you ask the Bodhisattva!"

In the yard.

A riot.

The monks from Guanyin Zen Temple and the women hired from the brothel were huddled together, and they all crawled on the ground, their faces turned pale and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

Inside the canteen.
To be continued...