Chapter 24 - A cloud-piercing arrow!
The new lesson will be taught on Monday, so the time of the week cannot be scattered. In addition to the necessary exercise time and the radar cannot move when reading and charging time, Alvin left six hours for preparation.
The textbooks have been distributed to every teacher through the school year. In addition to a standard textbook, Alvin also has a teacher's book issued by the Education Bureau. The function of that thing is almost useless, except for a little extra material. Professional teachers have never used teachers to teach with books, especially the old teachers are even more ruthless - they never bring books in class, and they can teach the class by themselves.
Compared with these big guys, Alvin is just a younger brother - his lecture ability is good, but he must take a long time in advance and spend a lot of effort to prepare. The so-called one minute on stage, ten years of hard work off stage... A forty-minute class requires Alvin to take half a day to prepare lessons to create new ideas and fun.
Alvin despises the kind of teacher who only knows how to read reference books and lets students take notes the most. What is the use of such a teacher? Isn’t it nice to send a reference book to each student?
Logically speaking, the first Chinese class in the new semester does not teach Chinese knowledge, and the requirements for the first lesson in the teaching syllabus are also "Entering the Chinese World". The core goal of the classroom is to stimulate students' interest in Chinese.
This requires the teachers to think about it themselves... Alvin also felt a headache. He was about ten years apart from his students, and he didn't know where their excitement was and from which angle they could bring them into interest in Chinese.
What do children like nowadays? Celebrities? Games? Friendship expansion? Alvin scratched his scalp painfully. It is too difficult to be a teacher these days, and students play too fancy. Alvin feels that he can't keep up with the times.
The most popular one now should be the King of Pesticides mobile game. It is loved by students for its strong confrontation, fast pace and low difficulty in getting started. Every weekend is the time for players to suffer - because elementary school students are on vacation!
Alvin felt that he should be able to make breakthroughs from this perspective and use students' love for games to focus their interests on Chinese.
As a banknote abilities, Alvin, who had just collected the rent, had a lot of food and supplies. He hooked his finger and ordered a batch of heroic figures of King of Pesticides in an online store. The so-called otaku has a wall and a house in the city - this plastic villain is really expensive!
The figures purchased by Ai Wen are mainly literary and literary works - Li Bai, Cai Wenji, Zhou Yu, Cao Cao, Zhen Ji, Zhuang Zhou... What makes Ai Wen the most uncomfortable is that some heroes don’t have official figures, so he can only find a factory store to customize them. Fortunately, the prices of private customizations are too expensive, and the starting price of three-digits makes Ai Wen acceptable... Who made the figures customized without an official collection certificate?
After some shopping, Alvin found that he spent more than 20,000 yuan when his head was hot... This class should be the most expensive class in his career history, and it is probably also a top luxury class in the country!
Do you think Alvin will keep these plastic villains by himself? Then you really underestimate the prodigality of Master Ai! If Alvin doesn’t keep any of these figures, they will be given as prizes! As long as you can recite the poems related to literati, Ivan will give you the figures!
Nothing wrong!
You heard it right!
That's so rich!
Chinese classes are so willful!
Having money means doing whatever you want!
You will never understand the happiness of rich people in class!
Alvin's express delivery was sent to the school mailroom in the afternoon. He did not accept so many plastic villains in the teacher's apartment! There are so many otaku who are teachers! What if anyone sees it and asks for it with shame? Do you say you give it or not? If you give it... the prizes you will give tomorrow are not enough; if you don't give it... it will hurt your feelings!
Because he had to attend Chinese classes in two classes, Alvin could not favor one or the other - the figures he ordered were all double-packed; he sent half of the class seven, and he also sent half of the class eight... Of course, it is definitely impossible to send them all - who can recite Cai Wenji's "Eighteen Beats of Hu Zi" and "Sad and Angry Poems" by Cai Wenji? You have forgotten that you asked Alvin to recite it!
The most expensive figure among the figures is Zhen Ji's dream of traveling to the garden - the price is 798! Alvin probably no bigwig can recite the "Future of the Goddess of Luo River" written by Cao Zhi to Zhen Ji. Friends who like to play the Three Kingdoms Kill can at most hold it up: it seems like the light clouds covering the moon, and the floating sky is like the flowing wind returning to the snow.
Of course, even if I can't post it, I will not take it back. He will put the figure in the classroom clearly. Whoever can recite the articles specified by Ivan in the shortest time will give the figure to whom.
It is a hooligan act to let the horse run away without letting the horse eat grass. How can students learn without material stimulation? The guys who like to play games must have average academic performance. Alvin thinks that this group of people read more books for figures is also excellent.
In the end, the guard went crazy - the express delivery in the school police station was all from Alvin's grandson! You should know that when the plastic villain sent the express delivery, the boxes were not small. Alvin bought dozens of figures of different sizes, and almost filled the guard room.
So on Sunday night, Alvin rolled to the school in disgrace to collect express delivery - but he couldn't move dozens of boxes by himself. So he activated the class teacher's ban technique - summoning Qianjun!
He sent a 100-yuan red envelope in the student group and waited for the fish to take the bait. After a few swipes, the 100-yuan red envelope was robbed... Alvin clicked on the list of red envelope grabs and started to shake people:
"Students who just grabbed the red envelopes, please gather at the school gate within half an hour!"
"w(?Д?)w routines! They are all routines!"
"(Fuck) I didn't even see that the red envelope was sent by Lao Ai!"
"Thank you, boss! o( ̄▽ ̄)d will definitely arrive in five minutes!"
“(▽)Boss Ai has a long life!”
"( ̄3 ̄) Can the boss send another one?"
Alvin replied: (8.)→ Give you a look and feel it yourself... Whoever deserves to be there will be regrets tomorrow!
I don’t know what I’m going to keep from selling, but who dares not come to the old class’s name? Fortunately, the students’ homes are not far from the school, and they can get there even if they walk for half an hour. Moreover, there are bus stops at the school gate, with buses passing by No. 23, No. 47, No. 15, and No. 221 passing by!
A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet - these unlucky children have time to receive red envelopes, which shows that they are not doing any serious things! Since they are not doing serious things, they have no psychological pressure to catch them as coolies.
Just squeeze a little labor. How can students exercise? This is an exercise exercise course specially designed by Alvin for the physical and mental health of the motherland flowers!
The teacher has done a good job!
Chapter completed!