This guy always spoke very quickly. He didn't even wait for the bearded man to ask questions before he started analyzing the case.

"Yo! You know! Okay, hurry up and tell me, Commander, what happened to the plane with the big ass you said." The bearded man looked at the cross-eyes happily and smiled.

"That's right. I think Big Butt must have seen a beautiful woman on the street when he was in the cockpit of the plane taking pictures of ground buildings. Then he wanted to see more clearly, so he unconsciously lowered the height of the plane. As a result,

When it reached a height where anti-aircraft cannons could hit it, other troops discovered it and used anti-aircraft cannons to shoot down the big-ass aircraft."

Dou Chong looked at the bearded teacher and explained his analysis.

What he said was serious, but as soon as he finished speaking, the bearded man, the telegraph pole and the big fat pig started laughing together.

"Haha! Haha! Haha! ------"

"Damn, why are you laughing! Don't my analysis make sense? Don't you understand Big Butt? He is a lecher to begin with! Given such an opportunity, it would be weird if he didn't look at beautiful women in the cockpit!"

When Cross-Cock saw everyone laughing at him, he said something unhappy to everyone.

"Haha, okay, cross-eyed, your analysis makes sense! It's really possible that this big butt caused someone's anti-aircraft cannon to shoot down when he was looking at a beautiful woman!" After the bearded man laughed, he did not accuse him of having cross-eyed eyes.

, on the contrary, he said that his analysis was reasonable!

"Commander, this is impossible! Although the big butt is a bit lewd, it is impossible for him to look at beautiful women while performing a mission! Besides, although the shooting equipment in the aircraft can clearly see objects on the ground, it can also

I saw some people walking on the street, but I'm afraid it's hard to see a person's appearance! The cross-eyed person is insulting the person's personality! It's impossible for people to be shot down by anti-aircraft guns because they look at beautiful women.

ah!"

First of all, Telegraph Pole disagreed with the cross-eyed view and felt that he was insulting his big-ass personality!

"Yes! I--I don't agree with the cross-eyed view either. Although people with big butts are a bit lewd, it--it's impossible to see beautiful women while on a mission! Something happened to him this time

, I must have encountered a situation that I have never encountered before!"

After hearing what the telephone pole said, the big fat pig echoed.

The reason why the two of them spoke in favor of Big Butt but not Cross-Eye was because their relationship with Cross-Eye had been somewhat tense these past two days! They had just had a quarrel over a trivial matter!

"You don't agree with me, then what are you talking about? The teacher has already said that people with big butts don't drive under the influence!" Cross-eyed, seeing that the big fat pig and the telephone pole did not agree with his opinion, he added

I asked them a question.

"We don't know! But we won't insult someone's big-ass personality like this!" The telephone pole looked at him cross-eyed and loudly accused him!

"Yes! It's because you don't have a good relationship with her big butt, so you deliberately slander her!" The big fat pig also agreed.

"Okay, stop the fucking quarrel. Now, since you said cross-eyed people are caused by looking at beautiful women with big butts, then I will send you to fly a high-altitude reconnaissance plane to conduct reconnaissance to see if it's true.

This is the situation!

When the time comes, just be careful. Don’t unconsciously lower your flying altitude just by looking at the beautiful woman. As long as it’s above the height where anti-aircraft cannons can’t hit it, that’s it!”

After hearing what Crosseyes said, Big Beard actually said that he would send Crosseyes out to investigate the situation again!

When Cross Eyes heard the teacher's words, he was immediately dumbfounded.

Originally, he just wanted to slander Big Butt, because the relationship between the two of them was not very good before!

In fact, this is not any other problem at all, it is all about the cross-eyed problem. He is a person with an eccentric personality and cannot get along with anyone. No matter who he gets along with, he will always quarrel with them!

Of course, he is not just talking nonsense! Because that big butt is a bit lustful, which is also known to everyone! He is not only lustful, but also loves to drink. It can be said that he is an authentic drunkard.

'Woolen cloth!

However, he never thought that after he said this, he would be sent by the division commander to perform another mission!

This time, he panicked a little and regretted that he shouldn't have said these words and slandered other people's big butts.

Because Big Beard has not sent out reconnaissance planes to perform missions since Big Butt's accident. So, Cross Eyes and the others still think that Big Beard will not send reconnaissance planes to perform missions again.

But what Crosseyes didn't expect was that after he said that about someone's big ass, Big Beard would actually send him to find out the situation!

"Teacher, I - I'm talking nonsense! Don't believe me. I'm joking! I just want to make everyone laugh!" Cross Eyes immediately began to change his words and said that he was joking!

"You're joking, but I'm not joking. Something happened to Big Butt this time, but we haven't found out the cause yet! Did he let other troops shoot him down, or did he encounter some flight failure? This problem will not be solved until

, the superior leaders will not let me go!

So, this time, you guys must go to reconnoiter the situation. This time, you are not going to take pictures of other military facilities, but to find out where the big-ass plane crashed. It was you who crashed, and the wreckage of the plane.

Where is it again!"

The bearded man looked at the cross-eyed man and expressed his thoughts.

"Master, this is unfair! Everyone knows that this flight is very dangerous! You can't let me take the lead! You also know that I have the shortest 'driving experience'! I am still an apprentice! How can you let me

I am carrying out this important mission!"

Cross Eyes is an eccentric and selfish person. He is also greedy for life and afraid of death. As soon as he heard the order from his division commander, he immediately started to complain.

"If you don't want to take the lead, then who will you let go? Who do you think is suitable?" Big Beard also knew that Crosseye's driving skills were not very good, but he was really angry after hearing what he said about his big butt just now.

Yeah! So I deliberately wanted him to take the lead!

"Let the telegraph pole take the lead! His driving skills are the best among us!" Cross-eyed began to nudge the division commander to send the telegraph pole to take the lead.

Big Beard had not yet said whether he agreed or disagreed. When the telephone pole heard this, he immediately objected.

"Mr. Commander, although my driving skills are better than Cross Eyes, I have been catching a cold these past two days! My physical condition is not very good! How can I take the lead at this time?" When the telephone pole heard Cross Eyes' words, he immediately

I also found a reason.

"Then let the big fat pig go! His driving skills are much better than mine!" Cross-eyed looked at the telephone pole to find a reason for himself, and then pointed the finger at the big fat pig again.

When the big fat pig heard this, he cursed him in his heart: "You damn cross-eyed man, you won't stop until you achieve your goal!"

"Teacher, I--I haven't been feeling well these past few days! I ate too much last night. I seem to have some indigestion! Today I've gone to bed---

I’ve been to the toilet several times! I’m having diarrhea! How can I take on such an important task?” As soon as the big fat pig heard what Cross Eyes said, he immediately started making excuses for himself.

"That's enough. You guys are so fucking stupid. When I ask you to perform a mission, you give me reasons. This one has a cold, that one has diarrhea, and some say that their driving skills are not good. Okay, you all have reasons, then

Let God decide!”

The bearded man looked at his three pilots and cursed angrily, and then said such an incomprehensible word.

The three pilots listened. You looked at me, and I looked at you. They still didn’t understand what the commander meant!

"Okay, you just use rock, scissors, and paper to decide your fate! Whoever loses in the end will go on to carry out this mission. What do you think? You all have reasons anyway, and this mission is different.

It has to be carried out, what can you say I can do! I can only make this last resort!"

The bearded man pretended to be helpless and looked at the cross-eyed telegraph pole, Big Fat Pig and the other pilots.

"This---this---commander, we are all pilots! How can we use rock, paper, scissors!" Cross Eyes was still a little reluctant!

"Okay, stop giving me so much nonsense. Let's start right away. If anyone complains again, I'll let him take the lead."

The bearded man was already a little impatient and immediately ordered the three of them to start the final battle of rock, paper, scissors.

When the three guys saw that the bearded man was angry, they stopped saying anything, so they started the final battle of rock, paper, scissors!

First, there was a rock-paper-scissors game between the telephone pole and the big fat pig.

If one of them loses, they will compete with Cross Eyes again! If who loses in the end, who will be sent to lead the battle!

Although the telephone pole has a better relationship with the big fat pig, when it comes to this 'life and death' moment, they will not give in to each other. They are trying their best to win against the other party!

"Rock scissors - paper! Rock scissors - paper! ------"

The telephone pole began to compete with the big fat pig.

The final result of the contest between the two was that the telephone pole won and the big fat pig lost.

"Rock scissors - paper! Rock scissors - paper! ------"

After the big fat pig lost, he had another cross-eye contest.

The person who lost in the end was still cross-eyed. It seemed that he was the one who should take the lead. No matter what, he lost in the end.

"Crosseye, what else do you have to say! Tomorrow, you will go on a mission for me, and you must find out the missing situation of the big butt." The bearded man saw that Crosseye lost in the end, and shouted to him loudly.

Got the order.

Cross Eyes now had no choice but to accept the division commander's order.

On the second day, he had no choice but to sit in the cockpit and drive the plane high into the sky.

Soon, he flew the plane over the northern border.

In order to prevent other people's anti-aircraft guns from shooting him down, he flew as high as possible. He felt that this was the safest way.

Cross Eyes felt that it was impossible for China's military strength to knock down their high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft. Big Butt must have had a flight failure this time, and it had nothing to do with China's self-defense attack.

So Cross Eyes flew the plane arrogantly and arrived over Jianghai City. He used the monitor in the cockpit to look at the buildings on the ground, trying to see if there were any signs of the plane crashing!

But just as he was looking at the monitor, he saw a 'Fire Dragon' suddenly flying out from the ground and flying directly towards his high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft.

"Ah, what is this? Is it an anti-aircraft gun shell? It's impossible! You can't see the anti-aircraft gun shells after they are fired! How can you see this thing! What on earth is it!"

Dou Cock watched the fire dragon flying towards him, and he was still wondering what it could be!

Suddenly, he thought about the disappearance of the big-ass plane, and immediately connected the fire dragon in front of him with the disappearance of the high-altitude reconnaissance plane.

"Damn it, this thing shot down the big ass! Is this a new weapon recently developed by China? Is it specially used to deal with high-altitude reconnaissance aircraft? No, I have to run away, this thing looks like
To be continued...