If someone else asked, Zhang Jiayu would not answer at all, but Li Laiheng, as a senior official, was deeply trusted by the leaders, so Zhang Jiayu replied: "Soon, soon, the end of the year, and later, the new year will start after next year! The scale is inevitable, at least three armies!"

The three armies, plus the baggage, had a total force of more than 200,000 people, which was a big scene!

Li Laiheng leaned back, leaned against the cushion, and murmured: "So fast!"

"Is Commander Li worried that Indian soldiers would not be allowed to go to the table?" Zhang Jiayu asked tactfully.

"Yes, I'm afraid of losing the expectations of the leader!" Li Laiheng said deeply in distress: "These Indian soldiers are really not good. No matter how much effort they spend, they are still the same!"

He felt the pressure was huge, and the plate he was in charge of was huge. He actually had 100,000 Indian soldiers to come to train, and the military funds he spent was huge every day.

"You have done a good job, I even think it's unexpectedly good. I've seen Indians brought by red-haired fans in Guangzhou before. I've been so stupid. At least you can teach them to tell the difference between the left and right!"

This is true. If you don’t have wisdom, even if you are a Chinese soldier, some people will not be able to tell each other at the beginning, and you will not be able to teach them. Only after you beat them!

"Let me tell you a joke about Indians, why Indians use elephants in wars," said Zhang Jiayu.

"I would like to hear it carefully!" Li Laiheng responded.

"In ancient times, India did not produce horses, and foreign merchants sold horses to them at high prices. For sustainable development, merchants only sold horses without teaching them to nail horses' hooves. These horses will basically die within a year... The horses died a lot, and Indians had no money, so they had to use elephants. Elephants don't need to use hooves!" Zhang Jiayu ridiculed the Indian humanity.

Li Laiheng pulled his lips and forced a smile.

"Do you know Mr. David's side job?" Zhang Jiayu suddenly mentioned the red man beside the leader and said.

"I really don't know what this adult's side job is!" Li Laiheng said in surprise.

The word "side job" is popular among Chinese in Southeast China and is a compliment. If a person has the ability to do two or three jobs at the same time, it is a manifestation of diligence. However, the side jobs of public officials are limited, so they cannot do any side jobs.

For example, the leader's side job is a designer, designing warships and civilian ships, new-class battleships and cruise ships, and he has participated in the design and yachts, but he is not rewarded.

Mr. David's side job is quite high. He studied the history and humanities of various countries. Zhang Jiayu then told Li Laiheng: "This adult has been to many places. Just like me, whenever he goes to a place, he likes to hike everywhere, walk through the streets and alleys, learn about it everywhere, talk to all kinds of people, and eat food from all over the world!"

"A very good hobby!" Li Laiheng commented.

"He has traveled around European countries and even entered Constantinople, which is forbidden for Christians. He has been to South America and North America, along Africa, through Arabia, Persia, India, Southeast Asia, the Ming Dynasty and Japan, and finally joined our country. So he dares to say that he has seen the most races." Zhang Jiayu sighed: "I don't have the good luck like him, and I don't know how many countries I can go to!"

He continued to drink a cup of tea: "He has conducted a survey and studied the average intelligence of people from all countries. He took the red-haired species of Western Europe, such as Britain, France, Spain, Portugal and other countries as a standard. The intelligence is 100 points. He has a set of judgment standards and set this standard. I am not very clear about what it is. I heard that there are many indicators, but he said that anyway!"

"Oh, then what is the intelligence of the people in other countries? How much is the intelligence of Indians?" Li Laiheng asked with interest.

"The red-haired romance in Eastern Europe is at most 95 points, or even 90 points, while in the Americas, the intelligence of local indigenous people is 80 points, and when in Africa, it is reduced to 60-70 points!" Zhang Jiayu said.

"Africans, so low!" Li Laiheng said in surprise.

"Turks, Arabs, and Persians are almost the same, all scored 90 points, while Indians are scored 80 points!" Zhang Jiayu said this, which made Li Laiheng suddenly realize it and couldn't help laughing: "So Indians are so mentally retarded!"

He almost burst into tears when he laughed. He had a little confidence and felt that he was good and could teach Indians a lot!

"The Japanese and Annan people are all a little over 90 points. As for us Chinese, do you know how many it is?" Zhang Jiayu asked mysteriously.

"Say it, tell it quickly!" Li Laiheng urged him.

"The average intelligence is 110 points, the world's number one!" Zhang Jiayu said loudly.

"It's amazing!" Li Laiheng slapped the desk in the car and exclaimed.

"Of course, after Mr. David gave the answer, he said that this was his family's words, and the number of people he found was not large, which was called insufficient sample number, which was not enough to represent the real fact. But in my opinion, he was too modest, and this is the intelligence of the people of all countries in the world!" Zhang Jiayu said proudly: "We Chinese have the best intelligence in the world!"

He pointed out: "Mr. David saw our intelligence and turned to us."

"It's not about joining us, it's about joining the leader. I think the leader's intelligence is at least 200 points!" Li Laiheng said indefinitely.

"Yes!" Zhang Jiayu deeply agreed.

...

The Chinese have become increasingly influential on India. The road is one, and the "service station" on the road is the second. The Chinese who have been there know that India's poor hygiene situation is "terrible"!

The streets are filled with cow dung and garbage, which naturally attracts countless flies to reproduce happily. On the streets, as long as the food from roadside shops comes out, they often get densely surrounded by flies.

What’s even more terrifying is that when those who sell food three pots are busy, they will use their left hand to grab food, and of course their right hand is not much clean.

The three-pot area lacks tap water, and sometimes it will be served without washing your hands all day, while the three-pot will be sold in large and small sizes in the middle of the food.

Chinese people will vomit and diarrhea if they eat such foods. In the mildest, diarrhea will occur, and in the worst case, they will die.

In addition to physical damage, it also caused the mockery of the Sanguomen, saying, "You Chinese masters are less survivable!"

There was no problem after eating Sanguo, and it was okay to be safe!

There is also the water there, in the southeastern country, legislation protects water sources, and the water sources in the Sanguo area are not described in detail. Please think about it yourself. "I have dried this bowl of Ganges water and will be an Indian in the next life."

There are also those who are scattered. People on earth know that the word "toilet" does not have the word "toilet". In contrast, Chinese are much more elegant, called "changing clothes". Chinese, especially Southeast countries, have strict environmental management.

It is not convenient to describe the content of Sanguo in order to avoid psychological disorders from the audience!

Well, after a day of hard work, it's time to go to bed.

If you can't sleep, it will cause attacks from top to bottom, mosquitoes buzzing around your ears, and ruthlessly attacked by bedbugs on your back. You can only sleep with your eyes open and your hands keep slapping. People think you are doing something.

...

The franchised Chinese service station provides fresh and clean water, food, and the tableware taken out are hot, and it is only served after boiling it with water;

There are three pot staff in the bathroom to clean and burn spices;

The standard room in the accommodation is very clean and comfortable. There are definitely no bed bugs on the bed, and mosquito nets are provided!

In order to maintain a good environment, in addition to constantly sanitation and clearing sanitation dead corners, Chinese people also use their brains to plant mosquito and fly repellent plants around the service station, use the smell of spices to drive away mosquitoes, fly and insects, and even raise lizards to eat bugs!

Chinese people raise lizards is an emerging industry. They found a green-skinned lizard in Africa. They are dull and not afraid of people. They can stick out their tongues and stick mosquitoes and flies and eat them back into their mouths. They have dry bodies and no odors. This is very important. Chinese people without body odor do not like things that have body odor.

Smart Chinese breeds these lizards and buy them, which is very popular in Southeast Asia. Many families regard them as pets. Then Chinese introduce them to India and breed in large quantities. Chinese shops and families often have one stock, and even buy them in various units.

Ever since we learned that green-skinned lizards eat mosquitoes and flies, it has become a rare species that can escape under the mouths of Guangdong people, which is a strange phenomenon.

Such an environment is naturally much more comfortable, but not everyone can come. The Sikhs, who are standing at the door of the service station, drive away the strange Indians who want to come in to see.

Only Chinese, Brahmins and Kshatriya are welcomed here, and the rest of the race will not be welcomed!

Li Laiheng and Zhang Jiayu were having dinner there, and the 300 people they brought came in, but the Chinese boss took all the meals for 300 people in an hour at an astonishing speed. The group meal was not very rich, but it was clean and hot, which was very useful for passengers to replenish their energy.
Chapter completed!